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130
40
2805
I took my dog for a walk half an hour ago. She looked me in the eyes and shit on my floor
5
15
855
Apparently someone got butthurt over reality.
118
140
4073
Before and after I get my paycheck
22
4
1199
Maybe it was just the feeling of her against me.........
10
16
958
My SO reaction when she walks in on me eating cereal while sitting reverse cowgirl on the toilet
4
13
1008
"GAYS GETTING MARRIED IS TAKING AWAY MY RIGHTS"
3
8
318
My dog when I get a new couch
0
2
763
It's not that I don't want to, I just don't care enough to
45
29
1354
MRW I do something gross and my friends think it's awesome
26
1
154
I like Goth, Emo, and Punk Girls apparently.
12
34
1361
MRW I go onto the deep web and find crush porn
-7
13
1088
To oblivion with the ban hammer.
16
21
843
My father is a very old fashion Christian.
31
19
1036
And I will do it again! I had to pick up a turd off my floor.
16
15
659
MRW I'm told I got Autism from Vaccines.
275
38
3541
Manburger Helper
349
125
4734
My little woofer who nows lives with an abusive person
12
7
1065
Conservatives RW anything bad happens.
-5
42
577
Read description
9
102
2015
Due to today being the 29th this ain't gonna be read but I don't care.
283
19
2018
Apparently "Netflix and Chill" didn't happen
1
14
901
When they're little they're tittles.
32
16
1431
Now to fix depression and my reputation!
5795
720
138130
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4
51
1034
MRW I fall asleep when the sun is up and wake up in pitch black
-1
4
742
MRW I learn an Artemis Fowl movie has been confirmed in the works after 15 years of spitballing
-7
3
592
Third Party is a pipe dream in America. Write Ins are left off in some states, and others third party is completely off the ballot.
-5
12
476
OUH
8
0
190
.
1394
241
51934
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-5
57
1119
I work at a restaurant as a cook.
42
8
1181
I feel like a piece of shit
40
28
1537
Me on Imgur the past two days.
-4
3
477
"I've discovered Watermelonium."
21
2
279
YOU GONNA GET TO LOSING YOUR CLOOOTHES AND TASTING THE MOST SPLENDIPIDUS PUDDIN POP
7
1
145
My father is a combat veteran so training/experience kicked in
80
35
1660
My boss is a bitch.
126
33
1107
"You. Fuckface."
42
2
296
My new computer when I'm about to launch a porn site
30
5
623
things I've heard my SO say in her sleep and stuff she's heard me say
65
8
1243
weird and funny mini dump
7
3
555
.
15
0
142
MRW I wake up and hear my SO mumble "I want to bathe in his blood"
-6
0
368
MRW I come home and my Pitbull is trying to Fuck my cat and my Chihuahua is humping my pillow.
29
26
824
The face I was given for scaring her with flash photography....
17
4
255
This is how you remind me of who I really am
3
12
427
We are crazy shits. At least I am.
-2
30
612
Stories about my literal shit eating cousin
1134
174
35197
MRW my Christian Grandmother asks me why I worship satan
7
27
437
I NEED A CURE IMGUR. I HAVE A DATE IN TWO DAYS
0
18
558
How can women shop for fucking six hours?
0
40
621
Whole new meaning to "Eat Shit".
12
32
759
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18
123
54