inbedwithacupoftea
45674
7831
886
May 27, 2013 11:30 PM
inbedwithacupoftea
45674
7831
886
kindaloveable
As a gamer...I get this ALL the time when I'm yelling at people for being stupid "oh you're mad and on your period huh?"
Justinicus
That would be because most online gamers act like complete ass clowns.
chiquitabananaa
This was the most annoying thing ever living with my family, my brother would always tell me get off the rag like it's 31 days in a month
IITallyhoII
The finger-pointing in the comments is hilarious. From both men and women. Everyone is on the rag.
Glenfiddich12YO
Fair to say I've jumped in too, but you're right, independent observer. Let's grab a beer and watch the fun.
HoliBug
somegeekinVT
When I see an increase of chocolate in the house, I just know. Not to mention everything I end up doing is wrong. Like speaking.
erratica
Girls don't get moody when they're on their periods, they just stop tolerating shit that pisses them off.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
But shouting at the fridge, when you home alone?
symbolswriter
Do you have any idea what torture it is for women to tolerate fridges?
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
Well, I suppose it's stupid of them to be quiet for long periods then suddenly whir then go silent again...
Justinicus
You say that like it's healthy and reasonable.
heterocera
It is healthy are reasonable to tolerate shit that pisses you off?
Justinicus
Usually, yes. It's how we, as a species, survive without murdering the ever loving fuck out of each other. Enjoy it.
heterocera
Within reason, yes.
heterocera
Yes, this exactly.
brennanandbooth
word
lolavianita
SHE IS A CANADIAN GIRL!!! REPRESEEEENT
tz46
Canadian with Indian roots.
lolavianita
Yuuuup :D
stashfrog
As an Indian guy, it would be nice to meet more Canadindian girls ;)
lolavianita
Hahaha sorry but I am taken <3
stashfrog
lol.. I'm married! to an Austrian! I'd just like to meet more of you for international-cultural-science ;)
lolavianita
Hahaha! I believe you but that ;) at the end makes this all really sarcastic-sounding! :P
stashfrog
nooo.. that was me being friendly yet mildly mischievous at the same time! ;) (you see what I mean?)
Talmorean
Um, every girlfriend I ever had was calm on their Period, and cranky succubi during the PRE part of PMS
Ifrackinggoogledit
PMS stands for Pre Menstrual Syndrom. So you got it right, girls are PMS`ing BEFORE the blood shedding starts. :)
threepwood007
The succubus part sounds okay...
OrionRed
But, but, if it's not PMS, then you're just an asshole.
labrat
Also, PMS is actually a diagnosed condition that affects 10% of women or less, not just emotions related to hormone fluctuations.
ieatmacandcheese
or we're reacting so someone else being an asshole.
Smaashley
Ding ding ding!
labrat
Women can get angry/emotional/irrational/be assholes. Blaming it on our biology is like saying we're less than men or somehow not human.
Justinicus
And ignoring the fact that for some women, PMS is a very real issue, is just asinine.
rezpawner
DAMN SON! You pissed off every snatchbleeder in here!
OrionRed
I don't always troll, but when I do....something something something.
julianeverforgets
Or maybe we're just doing our jobs. I had a student bust out the PMS line once for throwing him out while he was cheating on a test.
requiemforatardis
That's classy. /sarcasm
OrionRed
Or maybe you just over-react by the standards of normal people, so it makes no sense unless you have an imbalance of some sort.
julianeverforgets
Normal people want high schoolers to cheat on tests? Huh.
OrionRed
I see you're confusing "reaction" with "action". How did you behave while taking the steps of removing the student?
Theoneyouremember
Females are not allowed to be mad some times....? Females have bad days just like guys have bad days.
OrionRed
But guys end up facing CONSEQUENCES for it.
Stormfort
What the hell dude?
OrionRed
Sorry, it's just that time of the month for me, you know. (So I get a free pass now)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
hey I see what you did there!
OneSmartChicken
Cute, but no. Because you're taking it out of context. It doesn't mention "taking it out on someone." It's anything, being put down to 1>
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
right and if you take it out on someone you are a shitty person. Guys have "bad days" and they FUCKING APOLOGIZE OR GET CALLED A DEUCHE
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
But this doesn't say "take out your anger on someone" it just says "angry"
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
then noone fucking cares. Don't try that crap (2)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
oh come on now you are just splitting hairs to protect women, we both know if you want to be left alone and don't snap at anyone (1)
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
More like I'm trying to point out that you're arguing that something was said that wasn't?
BecauseHowHardIsItToPoachAGoddamnEggProperly
Well to lower the tension I always ask my girlfriend if she's having one of those days. Works like a charm.
Grenville
I was just asking if she wanted to study before 2nd period.
Sitaronkitunak
Superwoman! She's hilarious!
GredAndForge
I wanna marry her. Except I'm a girl, and I don't think she's into that.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Rather than accusing/assuming your Wife/GF is angry because she's on her period, just give her a hug.
JimBuckChew
That's so thoughtful and sweet, you must know this first-hand. So anyway, how's the single life?
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
You tell me. Happily married, thanks.
JimBuckChew
*concedes to your victory on this particular post in particular*
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
'particular post in particular' ?? You're correcting my grammar and put THAT? My eyes are hurting now.
JimBuckChew
Obviously it was intentional for humorous purposes. I clearly underestimated your ability for comprehension--yet again.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
AH! Superwoman to the rescue! I LOVE her.
skeleopig
This is why women get pissed because men infantise their feelings and blame women for reacting as anyone would.
JPBStory
*some women *some men *some women
skeleopig
This woman needs a standing ovation.
dustygamedev
Standing ovulation?
Ressar
Glad I wasn't the only one to read it like that.
OrionRed
Or to calm down about everything...that would be appropriate as well.
anzolr
I like how you're really into arguing against the popular opinion on this one. I understand your position, but it comes off as rude.
OrionRed
So? I'm on my period, so I can't get blamed for it. You're all just being stupid, like your whole family.
GingerTheBeard
you put on your sassy pants today. upvote ma'am
atravenatrix
While I get where you're going and agree, I feel that I need to point out that "infantise" isn't a word.
RageUnicorn
My brain just autocorrected to "infantilize". Man, the things your brain does without you noticing. It's scary sometimes! Not now, though...
atravenatrix
Hahahaha, I hear you! p.s. I really enjoy your username :)
skeleopig
Yeah, I couldnt find the right word to describe "to make into a child" without sounding even more weird.
makescreamogreatagain
Trivialize
skeleopig
Pretend I typed that instead. Or just pretend I had more characters to work with and didn't need to add a bunch of footnotes.
makescreamogreatagain
You got your point across even with the made up word. Shakespeare made up words too.
aplomb
Nature was angry when it made women. We are weaker, age less well, have periods and babies. Disclaimer: Generalization.
scrappylyfe
i thought women generally lived longer than men. now that i am older, i see the physical, mental and emotional strength it takes to have
sowetoninja
I guess fathers are just along for the ride, eh? "women are amazing"...really? Do you have any idea how much effort children are?
scrappylyfe
huh that is exactly what i meant, and no i have no idea how much work children are because i'm not a human/ conscious member of society.
scrappylyfe
babies and be a mom. we may have less upper body strength, but us women make up for it so many other ways. women are amazing!
fundipsundrip
the only reason we don't age well is because society labeled younger women hotter. not all cultures are like that.
quello
yes. you get it! <3
bigwhitemint
Younger women are more fertile and that is indicated through cues in appearance. It's not a social construction.
fundipsundrip
younger men are more fertile as well. yet society isn't obsessed with younger men. i'm sticking with my original statement.
bigwhitemint
Maternal age is a much better predictor of birth defects than paternal.
amlesko
The perspective shared is a blatent reinforcer of negative social messaging regarding women. We are strong, age beautifully, and empathetic.
aplomb
I am a feminist! But also a realist (I stand by everything I have said). And a bit of an ageist... But, we are more empathetic.
amlesko
your 'realism' perpetuates stereotypes of men What you wrote is not true for me or any women I know.
bananapoptard
Except females by definition are the main generator of the offspring. By biological definition, a male is a slight level above parasite....
aplomb
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm
aplomb
They may not house the babe for 9 months, but they do provide half the genes. Females can't impregnate themselves.
bananapoptard
The bbc article you provided above contradicts your own claim. Am I missing something? Also, many species reproduce normally without males.
bananapoptard
It's called parthenogenesis.
aplomb
No, lol. I was being "funny"... It doesn't come across well in type...
lonelysock
age less well but look better in general
jsktrogdor
Michelangelo thought the male form was aesthetically more pleasing than the female. As a strait, out of shape guy I'd have to agree.
lonelysock
in my professional opinion, nup, guys are gross. (straight girl with a long term bf. he's beautiful, no one else is)
jsktrogdor
I would imagine Michelangelo liked to sculpt men because our muscle structure is more defined, more complex.
AgamemnonsMemes
Some women also take it as a licence to be total bitches and blame it on this. There are a reason some men assume this.
OrionRed
"Anyone?" That doesn't ring true. Some people just over react, if there isn't some temporary reason, it must be permanent.
pennemin
Amen.
phopenguin
YES. It especially happens in arguments, I find. My boyfriend uses it ("you're making a big deal out of nothing") in order to avoid (1)
phopenguin
having to own up to mistakes. Even worse still is when he starts cooing at me when I'm trying to raise a serious issue with him (2)
phopenguin
("aww look at the little girl being angry, you're so cute"). It just makes me feel like I'm not being taken seriously as a person. (3)
sian327
Just gonna say it... he sounds like a jerk! If he refuses to take you seriously, it's because he only gives credence to his own emotions.
JPBStory
You make a good point and that's a shitty thing for people to do. That said, males get shot down for showing emotion too.
phopenguin
I actually REALLY appreciate it when males show emotion (besides anger). It's not a sign of weakness; it's a sign of strength to me. (1)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
and women often pretend we don't have them....like when they act as they please and blame it on their period later without apology....
ImRoniDeutch
downvoted so I could upvote and give you two points. I'm now going to passive agressively post this to the bf's facebook wall. Girl Power.
Kelett
anyone that's not a women, zing! :3c
Maxonater
someones on their period....
AbsolutionJailor
Yes, because burying someone alive is a proper response to words. Murder vs offense. Yep. Totally good response. You've offended me,
AbsolutionJailor
-I reserve the right to saw through your neck with a chainsaw.
Muffinburgler
You realize she was just comparing the situations, right? She wasn't threatening to bury someone.
AbsolutionJailor
Yes she was. She absolutely threatened to bury someone.
AbsolutionJailor
Alive.
AbsolutionJailor
Knowing it would kill them. That is murder.
Muffinburgler
Nnnooo. She was giving an example of how stupid it is to think period=angry. Sleep=dead. See? Stupid.
AbsolutionJailor
Except these tumblr activists have a long-standing history of equating internet textpain with real-life mutilation of men. It's a disgusting
sowetoninja
If you're a grown women you should really be over the fact that you get your period and that it's uncomfortable.
amlesko
Try having endometriosis and then come back and say that. This statement is beyond ignorant. It makes me feel sorry for you.
sowetoninja
predisposition, but for the most part, women (mostly teenagers) react to the expectation of having a free pass at being a bitch. Fuck that.
sowetoninja
how women perceive, and react, to their period (and menopause). I understand that some women have a greater burden due to biological >>
sowetoninja
What percentage of women have endometriosis? 10%, maybe? Do they speak for all women? Studies have shown a massive cultural expectation in >
amlesko
As someone who has studied sociology and institutionalized oppression, what you write can all be disproven by looking into gender research.
llely
Gaslighting makes me seethe, for real.
OrionRed
Like screaming at someone for being stupid, which causes their anger?
scrappylyfe
YES!!!
jsktrogdor
1/2 I think it should be clear though. People dont like it when someone gets angry. Getting angry is a bad thing to do most of the time.
jsktrogdor
2/2 Its just an underhanded way of expressing frustration with a woman whose too angry. When a guy gets too angry we can just hit his face.
makescreamogreatagain
Tell that to Chris Brown.
JPBStory
Getting angry is inherently bad but hitting in the face isn't?
jsktrogdor
Hitting in the face is a part of getting angry. When a guy tries to say a girl is on her period, it's because he's angry. Calm down I say.
JPBStory
I'm with you on the last sentence. The rest of that comment makes so little sense I just...wha?
ilikeike7
That escalated quickly!
theshoeminator
I always give my bf a heads-up that the next three days will be cloudy with a chance of irritability, bloating, cravings, and insomnia.
ImTheWalrus
Thank God for you.
theshoeminator
I try to be a thoughtful girlfriend :)
ImpactFPS
Well. That escalated quickly.
icookfoodandfightfire
you can tell the difference between guys and girls posts....all i gotta say about this is be nice to people and you should be good
scarletr0se
I really wish I had an upvote machine gun for this. It's not about treating men/women right. It's about treating EACH OTHER right.
Alaldeci
When I'm on my period I don't act bitchy,I still have the ability to think about what I say before I say it. It just doesn't magically leave
Glenfiddich12YO
You, love appear to be in the minority. I have utmost respect for girls who soldier through the pain, not much for ones who go berserk.
Alaldeci
My mother never let me act like that no matter how I was feeling. Other people matter too :P
CrabWallet
I don't understand other guys. They're afraid to ask a girl to dinner, but are okay asking if her uterus is sloughing off blood tissue
julieandrews
This is my favorite way to say I'm on my period.
scrappylyfe
thank you thank you thank you thank you
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
Such a good point
WhatsThePlanPhil
+1 for sloughing off blood
GingerTheBeard
its the social awkwardness setting in. as a guy who is awkward but grew up with all my friends being girls, its kinda rude lol
Granolaclusters
I'm a woman, and I ask my roommates if they're PMSing if they seem irrational. I'm usually right, and pointing it out to them often helps(1)
Granolaclusters
them calm down. We can't always change our mood, but at least we can recognize what's happening and not take it out on others.
straightupfiveoutofseven
As a guy, especially if a girl is on her period, be nice. Blood is rocketing out of her genitals. That'd make me upset too.
straightupfiveoutofseven
It doesn't excuse behavior, but it is a variable to consider. I get pissy if I don't have my coffee.
middleearthling
But that doesn't mean that a woman is upset because she's on her period every time she happens to be both upset and on her period.
hailthefish
Apparently only men can be angry for a reason, and women are either psycho bitches, or 'just hormonal' because of their ladyparts. Fuck that
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
As a dude, it's the opposite if anything: domestic abuse, rape, murder. But still, prejudice is just being lazy and ignorant.
sian327
This! Also fuck men who resort to 'she's crazy' after breakups, like a girl expressing a differing opinion to their own MUST be irrational.
Theconcept208
Angry for a reason it's fine! I believe this comment will appear if the anger is considered irrational!
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Don't know why you were downvoted, but I intend to fix that.
atravenatrix
Abso-fuckin-lutely spot on.
BecauseHowHardIsItToPoachAGoddamnEggProperly
This! I mean, I agree.
sian327
When a guy can treat a girl badly and pass off any of her responses as 'crazy' - that's when you realise that sexism is still pervasive.
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
She is just pandering for video views with outdated and sweeping generalizations. It's just tiresome by now
wingfoot
I think she's on her period
darknyght00
I wanted to post this while it was still in user submitted but I said "NoOOOoo, I'm still at work. I should be productive" :/
kcloud
Well damn, I laughed. If that doesn't make you deserve an upvote, then I don't know what does.
IsyVonSexron
wurd
RoswellM
I was too scared to say it. You're a braver person than I.
Sereh
Nah she is clean. As a woman, I can detect it. Like sonar.
wingfoot
Am I allowed to make a bloodhound joke? I respect women, guys. I swear
DrAlanGrant
*.
Glenfiddich12YO
That looks like a wide eyed stare with half the face in darkness.
ronnomatic
I expected that plot twist in the last gif
Deuces87
I said the exact same thing.
wingfoot
checked your comments. didn't see it, but i'll upvote ya anyway!
Deuces87
I meant out loud not via imgur.
zehgogglesdonossing
wingfoot
Holy shit I was (barely) compared to RDJ! Dreams do come true!
thechalange
She's so mad I think she's on her elipsis.
Glenfiddich12YO
Thrice the trouble.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
I see what you did there.
bigbosst
best username ever, all the +1s for you
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Why thank you kind stranger.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
I don't get mad when I'm on my period I just get sad occasionally...like I've never yelled at anyone, but I cried at a google commercial...
wingfoot
Any upvote that I have received should go to you. Truly
ImVeronicaCorningstone
haha no if anything it's a worse problem!!! I'll never bitch and scream but I have no idea what will turn me into a blubbering baby
makeadifferencekitty
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2VhqjVkL-0
Liinx
Thank you!
Warranty
Hahah, omg, the arranged marriage bit.
ThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
This girl gets it. I like her.
TheonKilljoy
I like her posters too!
YesThisIsJesus
Gosh what, are you on your period?
feyrband
iodhlr
She's got a YouTube channel! It's called Superwoman, I believe
ThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
Awesome! I'm going to have to check that out. Also, holy shit this post was at 250 pts 10 min ago and now it's over 400. O_O
iodhlr
Imgur Gods have been very generous to you. :)
spidercat
She's so freaking hilarious! Do check her out, you'll laugh ahaha
TeSoad90
it doesn't really apply
xephus
Doesn't EVERY girl get it?
missedthebus
Am I the only girl who doesn't get really angry at their time of the month? ... am I broken?
phopenguin
Severe back aches and sudden gluttony for me. Mood swings are optional. So my boyfriend only has to dole out massages to keep me happy.
poachedRoach
According to evolution, you're fixed!
theladyisacat
I don't have a mood change at all!
ChainmailChick
you're what we call.....super lucky! :P
OneSmartChicken
happens and I just am having a rough day so I don't feel up to just ignoring it so I get mad and then people are all "are you pmsing?" 4>
gjb2107
Yeah my girlfriend doesn't either, which is great
awesomesause
i need chocolate on my period or else it's doomsday for everyone...
Endofspace
You're not broken. I get irritable which either leads to me spending a week alone in my room crying or cursing humanity.
hawbzandKalvin
marry me?
bittenkitten813
No darling, I just get a bit weepy (but less so that I'm not anemic anymore). Best time of the month to watch Disney movies.
GingerTheBeard
nah, it might just be your awesome. every girl i know is like that, but that could just be me being basically a girl lol
mashasobaka
My tolerance for BS gets lower. I feel like I have a knife in my gut and I'm exhausted for a week, though, so I think I'm mildly justified.
ILaughUntilICry
I get super suicidal!
felifelerson
No, you aren't. I don't get angry either. I get more emotional. I get warm fuzzies to the point of tearing up very easily.
vintagevix
Nah, I don't either...I just crave more chocolate than usual ;-)
scrappylyfe
no, you are just damn lucky. if your skin doesn't break out either... what the hell.
peoniesinkittylitter
I don't get hostile either. I only get angry if someone picks on me or is rude but otherwise I'm mostly stuffing my face with chocolate.
vaginaldischarge2000
I think having your period just amplifies the feelings that you get, your sensitivity, etc. You don't really get mad for nothing.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
What about glaring angrily at the fridge because it's making fridge noises
LonLonRanchDressing
this is exactly how I explain it to people who blame whatever emotion on pms. Would've already happened, just a little less extreme
noeashly
I disagree :P I know I've gotten mad over nothing, then realize what I've done... then burst into tears... then laugh at my ridiculousness
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
I dunno, things which are marginally annoying which I usually ignore easily become a problem e.g. wind blowing in my face
shelecky11
nope, I get snippy too, never actually angry.. I do also get weepy though and then I eat salt from the container and then i'm better. :)
Thuperduper
Me neither. I'm just in extreme pain so I'm not the happiest either. But my boyfriend said he'd rather me be bitchy than be in pain
missedthebus
That's really sweet.
Thuperduper
He is :)
missedthebus
I'm jealous!
Thuperduper
He even gives me massages when my cramps are really bad
theflyingnun
Nope, I don't either. I'm angry all the time.
beeanisimo
You are the Hulk, I am now attracted to you.
PossiblyNotAGoblin
It might change too. I didnt get the monthly rage until I was 23, but at the same time I dont get the bad cramping pain anymore.
GredAndForge
I don't get angry, I get really sad about EVERYTHING. But it only happens the two days before I get my period.
Glenfiddich12YO
You missed the angst bus! OK before you fuckers downvote me it's a joke.
missedthebus
I thought that was good!
Glenfiddich12YO
=D
underyourbreath
'hormonal mood swings' mostly refers temporary lethargic or depressed feelings. asshats like to think it means any time you're angry ever.
greencuttlefish
I don't. I get sad sometimes. But not angry.
peoniesinkittylitter
Same. I get sad, hence the stuffing of the face with chocolate.
ampelamati
Some periods I'm perfectly fine an happy, others I get really mood-swingy. Our bodies are weird .___.
OneSmartChicken
and basically I just want to kill everyone because that phrase pisses me off too at this point. So. Uh. No you're not broken.
ZaryustheMCMXLVII
My fiancee is a cuddlebug, (which I gladly do) so no, you
KNIVESY
Nah. Pretty damn close to no one can tell when I'm on it. I'm the same all the time.
Imawarlock
I Actually differentiate between "P.M.S." and period. in other words, women get angry BEFORE it starts.
booostert
So... How you doin?
OneSmartChicken
I'm cramping and I just want to sit down and relax but I can't because there's cotton shoved up my vaj but it's sitting wrong and it hurts2>
missedthebus
Apparently if you can feel it, it's not inserted correctly. Fair warning: the following may be TMI but the non-applicators are easier to
OneSmartChicken
Yeah usually they're fine, actually, but sometimes it's, ah, too dry or I'm just stupiding and insert it wrong or such.
missedthebus
insert properly.
OneSmartChicken
Sometimes it's not just the hormones, or not related to them at all--sometimes it's just that I'm bleeding profusely from my vagina and 1>
peoniesinkittylitter
Ouch the tampon thing sounds painful! Try incontinence pads. That's what I used when I have a really heavy flow. They are more absorbent.
OneSmartChicken
That's actually exactly what I do. But I'm totally paranoid when I go out and wear a tampon and then sometimes things just go horribly wrong
missedthebus
Both is always best.
OneSmartChicken
too and I had to wash me sheets again this morning so I'm short-tempered and stuff that normally pisses me off but I just ignore it 3>
beNNub
I don't assume my wife is on her period if she gets angry. I assume she is on her period if she gets angry because I'm drinking orange juice
halkel
As a woman, I just logged in to +1 this.... 100% accurate
medes90
Best. Comment. Ever
FisterMantastic
Wanda Sykes - Look at him, sitting over there... chewing. When did all this "chewing" business start...
Scaryman
i bet you didnt shake it and im gonna get all pulp you jerk
aksfjh
But that's the best part...
magesinger
Yep. Angry is angry, stupid anger is hormones.
LtCmmdrData
"there you go again you bastard, drinking orange juice LIKE I AM NOT EVEN HERE!!!!!!!!"
ExistentialExceptionalism
WUNDERBAR.
serpentfly
Oh how I wish I could give you a 10 year supply of upvotes.
WaitShiaSurprise
As a female, I recognize this behavior and say to myself, "self, calm the fuck down." Then I go cry in the corner.
RaptorkittyR
Why can't I give you more than one upvote??!
maggiethecat
Your discernment is astounding. Please teach my husband these subtle differences... for his sake.
DaddyMcMuffin
"What, are you gonna drink that, ya prick?"
imitalianpleasedontcomplainaboutgrammarerrorsokbye
I could not have said that better.
LuvnLyph
I am not that bad and you know it lol <3
beNNub
Lol I know baby :P Thankfully the PMS rage is a rarity :D
LuvnLyph
<3 I get more weepy than pissy, crying because I dropped my fork or some shit
trustmeimascientist
You're drinking Florida's Best?! In this house, we drink Tropicana!
Buzzkillinit
what's wrong with you?
turbovagina
That is a full day's supply of vitamin C
counslor
Or when you say good morning and she tries to shank you? Or is that just me?
methistopholes
Not just you. Still licking this morning's wounds myself.
StamosatmyFuneral
I know she's on it when I get lines like "The way you said 'What?' after I said your name was really sarcastic you fucking asshole."
anotherdickat
or existing.
aimeestep
haha, going to have to tell my husband about this. Thank you for the laughs today :)
lonelysock
are you drinking it from the bottle? did you just leave the tiniest bit and put it back in the fridge? are you drinking expensive oj in the
lonelysock
evening when you should very saving that shit dorm breakfast? all very legitimate concerns
Heatsir
Oh man. You actually made me laugh. That hasn't happened in so long.
Katrin931
I knew a girl that freaked out on her boyfriend once over getting a soda and him not asking if she wanted one....but she wouldn't tell him-1
Katrin931
why she was upset for 20 minutes.
Glenfiddich12YO
Word. Yet it seems some of the ladies here fail to notice this line of reasoning.
ghmp
Do you think...maybe they're just on their period or something?
Glenfiddich12YO
I dunno. Methinks they thinks we too clueless to compute. Haha. Oh man this post is whacked.
middleearthling
The problem is that dismissing every display of frustration as a woman being "on her period" is saying that her annoyance is never rational.
Glenfiddich12YO
The PROBLEM is dismissing genuine questions. Dismissive twats who pull the rag gag at every instance are not worth your time.
TyrionLambister
"You're drinking that again!? You're so selfish, why didn't you pour me some. You always drink orange juice with that stupid expression!"
IsThatWhatSheSaid
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/6875/doglook.png
CursesAndMutterings
As a woman, this. The other day I cried because my boyfriend asked me to put the broom away when I was done with it. Sorry dudes.... :(
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
Oh the shame :( :(
umbreon26
Pretty much.
ICollectReactionGifs
"why are you pouring yourself a drink? you know we're leaving in 5 minutes you're going to make us late"
CptBacon
This might just be my favourite comment.
InboxMeYourMuttsAndYourButts
Is it still your favourite comment?
JeepFreak1941
This might be my favorite username
[deleted]
[deleted]
beNNub
That my balls are blue. My attitude is honestly far worse than her PMS if I haven't been... active, for a few days.
navynursedude
Complaining about not getting laid for a few *days* on imgur...
beNNub
lol. All in what you are used to. Especially if you try to avoid just doing things... by yourself.
counslor
Hung over...
LuvnLyph
his excuse is that I made him waffles instead of pancakes
[deleted]
[deleted]
LuvnLyph
we're actually married lol
TheKingAdornedInYellow
Here here!
Seawyn
My husband actually said "Are you PMSing or something?" to me today.. It didn't help the situation...
brennanandbooth
he should just be sorry...
helloyesthisis
That's actually a nice way of letting you know you're being irrational.
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
"You're being irrational" is far nicer than asking that inherently pissy question.
helloyesthisis
In my experience, that is immediately taken as a challenge and "are you PMSing?" turns on a lightbulb. Of course, not everyone is the same.
AttilaTheChris
That question is never a win. Either you aren't "PMSing" and it's insulting or you are it's going to piss you off. There is no upside.
trashhmouth
This comment was so great I just upvoted all of the replies! <3
AttilaTheChris
I just snorted orange juice through my nose. My wife is going to be so angry.
shmeterlink
you Sir - are hilarious.
FrankTheCube
My wife got mad at me when she asked what socks I wanted to wear and I said that I didn't care.
houlihanthecrisscrossman
One time I forgot to say God bless you after she sneezed- then I hear "NOTHING TO SAY? I MAY AS WELL BE FUCKING DEAD YOU ASS!"
TheBestPartOfWakingUpIsUpvotesInYourCup
I get angry about this also, but its because he drinks it at night; orange juice is a breakfast drink!
kushielschosen
haha! And judging by your username, you are VERY serious about your breakfast drinks.
Granolaclusters
Oh? And I suppose I can't have crepes for dinner either? I DO WHAT I WANT!
TheBestPartOfWakingUpIsUpvotesInYourCup
IM AN ADULT
TyrionLambister
I get my most hostile a week before I start. And then turn into a little house mouse who wants to cry in a corner and eat salty foods.
freshlysqueezedoranges
me too -.-
DreamsAreMadeOfCandy
word
mslayer
Salty things and TV show finales... best and worst things about these times!
TyrionLambister
Supernatural had been my best friend for a long while during this time q.q
nodoubtzerep
This.
darkndstar
I'm always relieved when I get my period after Fury Week, because then I'm just like "hello crazy hormones. I knew you were behind all this"
youreallinvitedtobiteme
totally have the same problem
morsillom27
That is exactly how mine is. Death Con 10
theycallmebeef
i feel your pain :(
ineedanewusernamebuttheyrealltaken
yissss
salriella
About a week before, I just cry at every single episode of Grey's Anatomy. Also that's usually when I want to watch it for some reason.
Ifrackinggoogledit
Yes, a week of PMS`ing and then a week of bloodshed, crying and binging, how I love being female at times.
QueenPutrescine
this is so accurate...it hurts
KellyLooLoo
oh honey i will be right in that corner with you. i'll bring the dark chocolate to mix.
TeamRocketHR
I do the same. The Mad Day and the Sad Day.
enturtle
Mad week is more like it for me....I just get sad after I realize what a bitch I've been
whoaitssara
This is the most accurate description of that time for myself.
llli
Yeah, there have been studies that show that there's no measurable difference in behavior the week of. Any effect happens the week...
llli
...before. I would go find a source, but I'm tired so you'll have to take my word for it or remind me another time.
TyrionLambister
Well...I do have a change of behavior the week of, as do other females as you can read. We just get depressed, not angry usually xD
Zillathejokekiller
You sound like me. I get unnaturally bitchy and irritated a week before, but during I nest like crazy and eat all the bad foods.
ladypartfart
ME TOO!! The week before, I am a raging. The week during, I am fatigued and so emotional I will cry if I run out of staples at work
copper
Once I got so angry and frustrated that I threw a fork across the kitchen... because I couldn't open a ramen. And then I cried :\
enturtle
Yeah, I threw a stapler across my office because it kept jamming-bought a new stapler that was "indestructible" after that...it still works
annerbananers
I thought I was alone in that!
CostumeNerd
+1 for I totally know what you mean
littleredcello
The worst I've had is almost passing out in a school hallway from dizziness and then going to the orchestra room and crying for no reason.
nomnompickles
I work with my friend, and we're synced up, we both get hostile and angry the week before. It is pure hell.
TyrionLambister
Me and my besty who I'm synced with designate our "gym week" during this week xD it works out well! haha
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
as a male, the whole syncing up thing freaks me the fuck out
nomnompickles
It really is. Most of the time it happens cause we take the pill at the same time
Darkholme
So glad I'm not the only one. I feel like everyone hates me and cry over everything after I start.
utgort
That is why PMS = Premenstrual syndrome Pre as in before. So technically this girl has it wrong.
TyrionLambister
Well, I can still agree that it does suck to have serious anger be dismissed as "PMS" for me, if it's PMS, you'll know xDD
noeashly
Not all guys get this. Some assume angry woman=on her period because they have no idea what PMS stands for. They just know they're connected
catcatcatcatcatcatcat
Same with me, during it I feel like crying at everything, I cry at a sad songs especially! on my bike.. in a lecture...
sch0f13ld
My brain shuts off and I begin devouring everything in the house before the pain hits and the bloodgates open.
GrowliePants
My full on ape shit crazy day is the day before, then I'm a rollercoaster of tears the next 3 days, then I'm nearly human by the 4th day.
bubblefarts
this is ridiculously accurate
aplomb
Scientifically: a ricochet of hormones. Or: its anger as your body learns you are wasting the egg it put out for you to have fertilized!
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
But as a reward if you do get pregnant, then you get 7 pound baby trying to exit your vagina
wronggengirl
me too. I'm not moody the week of, but I am in incredible pain & wanting SALT.
Amy3312
I like eating salty things while I do homework. It keeps me on my toes.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Me too. Replace salty foods with sugar.
AwkwardBiologyIsPORNNOISES
I pretty much hibernate with McDonald's french fries until the storm passes.
TyrionLambister
For me it's those, and strawberry cream pies ;-;
AwkwardBiologyIsPORNNOISES
See, I can't do sugar! I just want to look salt out of a bowl and die.
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
I always feel the need to clean all the things when I am on mine and eat ice cream of all things.
roomsofthehouse
Ditto. Salt- salt is good.
jsktrogdor
Do you eat them like a house mouse? Because the image of you nibbling on a salitine held with both hands is adorable.
TyrionLambister
I do, same with fries x.x I just nibble and sob
jsktrogdor
CUUUUTEEE.
ourari
Does every single girl on earth have to say this to someone?
ExtremelyRelaventUsername
Does every guy on Earth have to ask girls if they'e on there periods?
OneSmartChicken
Whenever I'm in a bad mood or get angry for an actual reason. Or just don't agree with someone. Or...yeah. All the time.
bleepblopbleep
Yep.
killerofthesky
Pretty much. Especially if we aren't prone to angry outbursts. If someone fucks up and we call them on it, they assume we're hormonal..
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
right you're not hormonal you just have anger issues...
OneSmartChicken
It's not anger issues to get mad at someone.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
ooop you know what apologies here I thought it said ARE prone to angry outbursts
OneSmartChicken
Aha. Okay then. Yeah. I misread it the first time too so I can't fault you for that.
risfutile
actually even more than once based on the numbers ^^
talloakthenativebrowser
Almost all the time.
Cinnamok
Afraid so. It couldnt possibly be that they're an asshole
asIalwayssay
As long as guys continue to ask this, yes.
DanaBana
Does every man or otherwise another human being have to ask if I'm on my period when I'm upset/ bitchy?
tehlivi
Although it's been said, to stress the point.. YES
coalblackcrows
maybe because there are guys out there that ask if a girl is on their period quite often.... your question makes you sound like them
NineByNine
Unfortunately there is a large proportion of my gender (sorry about those twatbadgers) who mean they usually have to :(
cheesemaccer
Hitler was a man, you going to apologize for what he did, too? Hey, can you apologize for Charles Manson?
NineByNine
Only if girls apologize for nicki minaj and rebecca black, mother theresa and one million moms.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
once my ex boyfriend left my dog outside for hours and forgot he was there...when I freaked out he goes "are you on your period?"....so yes
kittybuttwiggle
Is your dog allergic to sunlight?
ImVeronicaCorningstone
the sunlight at nighttime?
kittybuttwiggle
...is it afraid of the dark then? You really aren't very pleasant.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
it's because I'm on my period....he's not afraid of the dark but he does appreciate water and not being left in the freezing cold for hours
ImVeronicaCorningstone
how am I unpleasant? you're being quite sarcastic and rude. Dogs aren't lawn ornaments. They don't belong outside in the snow for hours
AvalancheCountess
I was in a hurry and some guy tried to hit on me. I smiled politely but said I'm in a hurry. He asked me if I was on the rag. Bastard...
corneliusgansevoort
It's because of comments like that that he's still single.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
fun fact: this has happened to me in two different countries in two different languages...apparently this problem is universal!
Glenfiddich12YO
While I'm arguing that there are times when men ask in genuine simplicity, instances like that are inexcusable.
julianeverforgets
Until a small but persistent and obnoxious proportion of men stop carrying on about periods every time we annoy them slightly, yes.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
can't have it both ways kids, either you are ALWAYS responsible for your actions or I have to ask if you are in the special get of (3)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
I never ask if a girl is on her period...but I hold her responsible for her bullshit too. Fun fact I have more women get mad at me (1)
zehgogglesdonossing
this is undoubtedly annoying and demeaning, but I just want to point out that SOME women do use periods as excuses for erratic behavior.
vanishplusxzone
2)excuse to write off a woman's feelings, and it gives women an excuse to act like a bitch or a pig without real consequences.
vanishplusxzone
1) Actually, that's largely because of the same thing. Everyone's been told to think that periods make women irrational. It gives men an
julianeverforgets
Yes, and we hate them as much as you do. Except the handful who have PMDD and don't realize it. We feel sorry for them.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
because I don't cut them slack for the shitty things they do when hormonal, then I've had girls own up to making a shitty choice. (2)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
being a bitch free time (4)
spirrisilver
What? So sorry that women have uncontrollable hormonal imbalances during a portion of their cycle.
julianeverforgets
Great sentiment. Extremely sexist execution based on a sweeping generalization of an entire sex.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
sweeping generalization in response to a sweeping generalization, she chose the arena I just fought in it
CaptainCanadia
"SMALL but persistent and obnoxious proportion of men"* not exactly a "sweeping generalization" (*emphasis added)
HarleyPoison
At some point, yes.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
At some period*, yes.
NotAPervert
as a guy, if a girl reacts in a way that seems unrational to us, we like to assume it's a temporary ailment rather than just them.
Supernerdtastic
Assume it all you want. Avoid the ballistic response by keeping it to herself.
Solisav
Wouldn't another option be that there's a rationale you haven't considered as to why they are mad?
NotAPervert
I'd rather assume temporary irrationality than assume it's inherent to the person.
NotAPervert
the period one the first one jumped to only after all rational reasons have been considered and invalidated
Solisav
Assuming a non-omnipotent person, there could be some rationale she has that you don't know about.
NotAPervert
and when she/they are better at communicating such reasons, the period excuse will become true last resort.