Usersubguy
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FP edit: thanks you all guys!!!
send nudes or boobies... lol
Mar 30, 2018 11:53 PM
Usersubguy
125803
2101
51
FP edit: thanks you all guys!!!
send nudes or boobies... lol
swallowsunshine
jeromygride
Plus under drip
SmarterChiId
the uncontrollable double stream
koldfusion
Saving to show the GF for visuals of a previous conversation. I suggest you all do the same.
Jomini001
Stop jacking it before bed and the problem will go away.
pollywog73
don't cross the streams!
Everyfrigginnameistaken
Gotta aim left a bit
JojoNicholasHancock
Every morning
StealinYurPopsicles
Morning Lois. Sorry about the mess upstairs. My post-sex pee stream forked in half last night and got everywhere. - Patrick Stewart
Lavengro
If you have an Albert this is normal.
RenaissanceMan92
It is. That's literally the only thing I regret about getting one, you piss fucked up forever. And if you take it out you piss on your balls
RickyMadeja
The nozzles on those Tea makers are the dirtiest thing in the restaurant, I’ll bet.
kythorn
DTRJDev
If you pinch and roll from the bottom to the top before you go pee, you can normally break it loose. ~80% success rate.
pube
as a man with a foreskin, you have no fuckin clue.
SukhberS
Too accurate.
gerontophilia
Having a foreskin is like being a water avitar... as long as you act quickly...
SuperHir0
Shouldn't you pee after having sex instead of waiting till morning? I know girls should to prevent UTIs
athomeplayer
What kind of soup do guys have after sex? Split pee
Pafolo
G1ngerBoy
overboard
mine's either tomato or bird's nest. I should probably visit a physician...
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Cream of mushroom (head)
fullyloadedpotato
Djmachale1
chopper35
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
I'm 6'4" and it's mostly legs, so I sit down every time to avoid a splash. Life had gotten much easier for me.
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
Sadly, some of us can’t sit to pee, or else we get our dicks stuck in the u-bend.
SithElephant
Try ramming a pipe cleaner up the hole to fix.
Ozarck
You fucking monster.
gernjer
Irene? Why am I peeing like I had sex all night??
MightyBlueBalls
Love that movie
DracoDan
"I guess ol Hanky panky wasn't enough for you?" "It wasn't for me..."
clownbusiness
VoidofStatic
poopyfingerbang
*Irene, why am I peeing like I’ve been up all night having sex?!
Fairdinkums
TheEvenPrez
It seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.
Claytrain1989
Ahhhhh you beat me! +1
AhhhApplesauce
Can I get "beaten" next?
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
*like I was up all night having sex"
fitzinimgur
This movie. Was funny and disturbing.
bigdaddyfatpants
Illthinkofausernamelater
You put that there.
bigdaddyfatpants
Raginchopsuey
This is a McDonald's tea maker.
eathotdog
We use the same thing at jimmy john too.
KreigerClone2
Am I the only guy who does a quick pee-hole check to insure this doesn't happen?
MonoclesAndManacles
How does one find out their pee hole is properly functioning? And where can I purchase pee hole insurance?
Ozarck
*ensure
janerowdy
...there's a halo hang from the corner hanging from my girlfriend's four post bed.
77R3N
https://imgur.com/GDzim43
77R3N
just realized that he says four post but clearly holds up eight fingers...is it an eight post bed, do such beds exist?
ODopps13
There's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed..
MagicCactus
So umm.. what WAS blocking that pipe? It got into whatever it was being poured in..
merlinious
Looks like a sweet tea, maybe dried sugar from a previous pour?
MagicCactus
I hope so
Ozarck
looks like clean water is being poured into a bucket to rinse the system.
QuartzParchmentShears
Ozarck
TuggyMcBoatface
Most streams ever was 4
JoelGeek
darkninja2992
I had it spray out in a cone before. I've also had two streams over 90 degrees apart
PianoMan2112
My most was an uncountable quantity, like a fire sprinkler. Has (thankfully) only happened once.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
There are dozens of us
BigRedSpec
DOZENS
chinoelpastelero
man that happens to me one time, awful, awful everything was piss pants, floor and toilet, i was so pisst off and confused about how happens
DreadJr
English please?
catblklady
Girl here. Why does this happen?
FrankieFU
This happens sometimes after sex, don't know if it's my stuff or hers. I'm sure I'm not the only guy this has happened to.
TygrF
Precum/post-cum gets...erm, well, dried out at the end of our urethra, and the pee-hole gets partially glued closed. It's worst if we don't
TygrF
go pee soon after ejaculation. Otherwise it's just part of the 'morning wood' phenomenon.
catblklady
I thought this but wanted to make sure. Lol
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Also can happen with the tip of the urethra is a bit dry in the morning. Think of how legs stick to plastic seats.
Conflict
Also happens randomly when an errant hair gets in the way.
z3lfmoord
Shave
RunsWith2Beers
I’ve pissed on my balls
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
We call that the u-turn
Flexster74
Small dick eh????
PaleChixAreMyFetish
OR GIANT BALLS
reuseabletoothpaste
Hole is on the back of the dick
2AlakHul4U
Or sick aim
Threeleggedcow
1 I hate when your done pissing and you shake ya dick so theres no droplets left and then stick it back in your pants and theres always that
Threeleggedcow
2 ONE FUCKING DROPLET that comes out. Every. Fuucking. Time.
PeebRow
dab your dick with some toilet paper.
dumbinsults
Only one? Lucky.
AgamemnonsMemes
You're probably holding from below, puts pressure on the urethra, and as soon as you let go you get leakage, grip from the sides
captainclutch
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
PunnyTiger
give yourself a little push with two fingers behind the ballsack, squirts out that last bit.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
No matter how you shimmy and dance there's always one drop that goes in you pants.
PunnyTiger
you will note your rhyme says nothing about a little push behind your ballsack
HarryPotterGeek
Yup. That's about enough internet for me today.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Not everyone has time for a perineal party whenever they go for a pee.
rhombusrightangle
Use a tissue dude! Jesus man WTF. It'll siphon out those drops
KapnKershaw
You're a girl, right?
rhombusrightangle
If you are that into diminishing the blowjob numbers with your piss stained underwear just continue doing what your doing. and no
therealThor420
Ha gay
rhombusrightangle
If you are that into diminishing the blowjob numbers with your piss stained underwear just continue doing what your doing. and no