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Aug 17, 2017 9:46 PM
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RooplePooples
I think I remember having that cereal when I was about 2 or 3
Jaysyn1980
Asdfjlk
i was expecting to see all the blanks filled in with stuff about memes and crushing depression
DrewBerg
"Find Out How Millenials Ruined Cereal and The Entire Breakfast Industry!"
eclect0
...But can Baby Boomers see why Millennials love the taste of Avocado Toast Crunch?
Cheomesh
:D
JohnLeePettimore
Now they've ruined cereal
Kyzix
Find "human" life on another planet?
SpaceGhostCoastToCoast
Only 90's kids remember!
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I ate those once, then I developed a desire to destroy the golf industry and drive Applebee's out of business.
buttsareawesome
"Enter millennial quote about needing money here."
dwk23
The Red Sox one happened so quickly :)
Musubi626
Does this come in a non gluten vegan option?
indiehedgehog
As a matter of fact, cheerios is indeed gluten free and vegan
Munchman347
Three more years and they can sell the left over stock...
kLitMa5t3r69x420
Is there avocado in it?
Deathbreath666
Those kids on the back of the box is what nightmares are made of
mommas
You're a Jersey driver? Same
ForTheLoveOfSporks
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Next they'll say millennials are killing the breakfast industry by eating cheap processed foods
CilantroGirl
Letting the days go by.
AbrahamKMonroe
I just saw a box of these at my local antique store. Didn't know they existed before that.
EvilLead
Is this avocado toast?
IMakeAlternativeFacts
My alphabet soup has a message. It says "oooooooo".
Cheomesh
I had chorizo tacos, an avocado, greens, and three-beans-and-rice.
carkuffb101
just remember that all generations complain about the new generation. I still remember thinking that anyone who fainted at the sight of the
carkuffb101
Beetles was a complete idiot. never could understand the Elvis facination either.
JonathanJacobJinglySmith
Is this what makes Millennials so dumb?
eclect0
TheOneTrueJoebot
We're not dumb we're differently abled
psychologicaltrap
People unable to speak are differently abled. Get yourself together. Sort it out.
psychologicaltrap
It's weird to think that anyone aged 22-37 all fall under the Millenials grouping. And who outside of that range go on imgur? iGen? GenX?
OuchYoureonmyhair
I'm 55. I don't think we have a label. Too late for boomers and Beatle babies.
Cheomesh
You are Gen X.
JonathanJacobJinglySmith
True. I'm 19 and I've been told that I'm a millennial but also that I'm the next gen. But I definitely don't fit the millennial stereotype
Cheomesh
I'm 29 and neither do I.
JonathanJacobJinglySmith
Good
Cheomesh
Oh indeed.
Cheomesh
There are a few early teens on here, I recall.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Jesus, where did you find that?
MrPitterPatter
Darn! And here I thought it was made with genuine millennial. Now what am I going to use to retain my youth?
frowardd
I tell ya what I was at church to "pray in the new year" and I went into the bathroom to jerk off, hoo yeah! I was elevne.
trippintherift
Hindsight is 2020
SupaCabra
more like 2017 but w/e
one1deuce
That's "whatever" for you non-millennials
SupaCabra
talk to the hand because the face dont understand
bradthegeek
But looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy
psychologicaltrap
Had a friend that accidentally said "hindsight is 50 50". Still cracks me up 10 years later.
Scratchtherobotchicken
well that's not technically incorrect
eclect0
Technically it means the same thing.
psychologicaltrap
hindsight's 20 20 means you can look back w/ clarity of knowing the outcome. hindsight's 50 50 means there's a chance it could go either way
JefftheGiraffe
Oh my god. I forgot about my General Millenios time capsule! I've never said this before.. Thank you JerseyDriver!! Will update asap
OrangePanic
. Time capsule
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BigTex1
@JefftheGiraffe any updates on the follow up for this?
JefftheGiraffe
My hometown is about 5 hours away from me and I can't take time from work right now. Give me 3 weeks and you'll be the second to see my haul
BigTex1
@JefftheGiraffe, it's been three weeks. Where are the goods?
DanMoshpit69
Dot
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spectrebliss
YES
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BigPapaPipe
.....updot :3
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JerseyDriver
Your welcome! I'm looking forward to your post! I found this at a thrift shop in Galax VA on July 3rd 2017
JerseyDriver
There were 5 or 6 boxes for sale, with various levels of mold on it. This was the prettiest box. It could be yours for $3.95 plus tax.
Grimmelda
Yaaas.
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GiantGayRapist
Insert the dot character in a preferred position.
KingofLlamas
I wish to return to this comment later.
ImperatorWesticles
H.
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tarazak
We will be patiently waiting! .
RyoukoSama
Yo, this better not be another fucking safe thing.
TheBreadlord
I mean.. they did actually deliver... eventually.
GnomeAnn
Or that hula hoop girl
Kgri5th
JefftheGiraffe
AmSpecialSnowflake
I know the hula hoop girl, but the safe? What was that story? Or could somebody direct me to the post(s) perhaps? I'm new here, sorry
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Don't do it. Live the rest of your life in blissful ignorance.
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deepbullet
They eat cereal that's been expired for at least 17 years?
SederHishtalshelus
Sigghhh
CorneliusCornwall
It's all we can afford
MetaVulture
It is the cereal that best represents how long ago their dreams expired, and were crushed. So yes, it tastes just like a Millennial cereal.
eclect0
B-b-but there isn't any avocado on it! I call shenanigans!
deadcitizen
But is it gluten free? You need to ask the right questions.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Free range, non-gmo, fat free, organic, tasteless millenios
manualsearch
Mate you get me an old box of that Oreo cereal they only sell in Korea now? I don't care if it's 17 years old, you bet your ass I'll eat it.
RobertLSU
can't afford anything else
GreatTeacherMichael
Worked at a grocery store. Found cereal from 1978. Ate it. Tasted like sawdust.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I mean I eat Homer's Cinnamon Donut cereal from time to time. My uncle has boxes of it. It's terrible but the box is cool.
nuggdavis
Only if your name is Steve.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
It's cheaper
BrofessorDumbleBro
That would explain a lot of the delusions. Expired/fermented food.
Browneyedgirl1213
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AMRIV
That's what Applebees is losing their business to.
BallsackHair
Millennials have fads like planking, fidget spinners and the chug-a-gallon-of-milk challenge. Expired cereal doesn't seem so impossible.
DrBlackMiami
Check out LA Beast on YouTube and your hypothesis will be confirmed.
Notyourhomie
Middle school kids.around my neighborhood did a "space monkey challenge" most retarded thing ever
ErinFromTheOffice
There was an episode of Rules of Engagement where Audrey works for a tech start up and they make her track down Mr. T Cereal
hibsta
That show was great
ErinFromTheOffice
It was a lot better than it had any right to be.
noblespaceplatypus
don't forget the bottle flip
deepbullet
Chug a gallon of milk? Now you're talking! I could do that easily...
MadMyrick
Remember, the real challenge is you have to drink a whole gallon of milk in an hour. Those who do it slowly almost always lose...
SaraFourImgur
wtfihatethisusername
True blood?
UncleCeiling
In college I used to drink a half gallon of chocolate milk for lunch. Good times.
rkymtnthunder
https://imgur.com/5R5mCmO
MangoLassi
Why don't I remember this scene??
rkymtnthunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFvEdxKZTZU
rkymtnthunder
It's the episode where they are updating his resume`and he says he can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds.
TheBestRussian
Don't forget the cinnamon challenge. One of the most idiotic challenges ever.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Compared the 'hot water challenge' I recently heard about, the cinnamon challenge is a) quite tame and B) almost doable.
TheBestRussian
What's the hot water one?
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
You'd have to Google it for specifics, but there's some poor kid in hospital cos her 'friend' poured boiling water over her while she slept-
BirdDoctor
Yea, and yall had pet rocks...
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Sad thing is I did not know I was a millennial until last week and suddenly I felt old