WazertFromBlueSky
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Glad I don't have to use one of those as this would definitely happen to me.
Sep 22, 2025 1:57 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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Glad I don't have to use one of those as this would definitely happen to me.
WireHairLongDoggie
Good morning!!
Rogerwilco1974
#7 I initially squealed aloud like a little frightened girl because I thought he'd broken his ankle before realising on the third watch that he just lost both of his shoes. Tie your fucking shoelaces up.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
#10 At that point you kind of have to steal the bike just to save face. Make it look like you meant to do this
Rogerwilco1974
#1 Full marks to the camera operator
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Hi Wazert! Quality post as usual good sir.
Steoops
#10 In birdculture that is considered a dick move.
mcstreetz
Haha, I thought he was about to get on it and ride away.
SOSwalt
#1 your door dashed mozz sticks are gonna be a little bit late
JustTheCats
And flat. And gravelly. And possibly covered in blood
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
#7 Homie got juked cleanout of his tackies.
dbox
#11 i had a chemo infusion, leaving the floor was prohibited. A spill or something worse like this would be a hazardous cleanup.
Yeah, the same stuff being pumped directly into my heart, they didn't even want it to hit my veins.
Worked, 6 years remission
EDoPur
Good morning! With all the planning they put into #4 just who the hell thought "lets put a hard table right where the guy is going to landing"?!
IBTCUnite
Always look forward to your posts.
Hope you're feeling better, man
Goodmerlinpeen
that last one is just taking the piss
Onlyhereforthelaughs
#11 Took me a minute to understand.
GRizz46
Someone was pissed
JoeLedger
#1 .......flip flops.
ac0lyte
Oh that poor motorcycle!
RevRagnarok
SAFETY flip-flops!
EmeRgencyDrD
OSHA approved!
iMcFly
#7 I wasn’t sure whether to follow the guy with the basketball or the guy falling over, so was darting my eyes back and forth between them. I didn’t spot that the guy falling had his shoe fall off, so the next time I looked back at him I thought he’d broken/bent his ankle. Glad it wasn’t as horrifying as that.
edalton454
Betcha he laces up his shoes from now on.
KirbyUOR
Omg yes! I broke my ankle last October and it looked just like that. I froze when the 2nd shoe came halfway off like that.
iMcFly
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJla2M0OGZzNzZ6OW5zc3FqY3V0dzd4aTU0NW1kNzJ2dGh2YnhpamlyayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xU9TT471DTGJq/200w.mp4
amp99
#10
LadyNetrex
n0n53n53
I'm so confused by this. Is it an automatic motorcycle? If it was in gear it would have stalled
amp99
The way the person on the other side is looking down just before the person on this side revs the engine, I think the rider just got incredibly unlucky and it was kicked into gear just as it was about to be revved. I don't know for sure, but that's my best guess, as much of a long shot as it may be.
ariochrn
#8 plap
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
That last one... Imagine the tube being yanked out... [shudder] Also, glad you're back bud!
Wankbiscuit
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3htbHVpcmhmYWNqZ21iOWd1c3IwZDBoandzdHphdHV5MzdwbXA2bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Y54bNi0kU0oj6/200w.webp
RevRagnarok
A one-picture horror story.
CaptainTinyTongue
Gotta say the number of times people (particularly men for some reason) accidentally yank you their cath tubes is horrifying.. there's an inflated balloon at the bladder end to keep it in place, so it's tear inducingly painful to pull it out without deflating the balloon..
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Great balls of fire. I can only imagine it's like having a bladder infection and pissing lemon juice at the same time...
ionicseraph
The only consolation I can provide is that its not always attached to the urethra. Sometimes they put a hole/port on your side that attaches directly to the bladder. I imagine that's a bit less traumatizing
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Only if it's not locked into place by some sort of latch...
JonnyTightlips
It has an inflated balloon on the internal part that is between 10.and 30.mL...very ouch to pull out and often causes damage.
firlefranz
#11 a dumb friend of mine doesn´t get it at all - can s/o help?
Yakeshinu
Foley catheter.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Thin (ish) tube is lubed up and pushed into the pee-hole. It's painful and burns like molten lead going in. Based on the one reply here, it has a small balloon at the end that is inflated to keep it in place so it does not just slide out on its own. Different story if it's trapped in an elevator door and your elevator is going up... And you see that little tube rapidly get pulled taut... The little tube that dissappears under the hem of your hospital gown...
JonnyTightlips
That's a catheter bag that is most commonly attached toa tube that goes through the urethra into the bladder (less commonly through the abdominal wall into the bladder). These suggests this was ripped out of the patient violently.
FestusMA
Always love these! But anytime I see one that’s in a gym, I immediately scroll on by before I see something horrific
jonathantoast
#8 What happened to him?
LesbianRedwings
Doot
akelamishari
When you tense up and put a lot of effort into your muscles, your blood pressure rises, when you suddenly relax those muscles (by letting go off the weights), your blood pressure drops just as suddenly and if it doesnt compensate fast enough then your brain doesn’t get enough blood/oxygen and you pass out. He regains consciousness because in an horizontal position, blood can flow back into the brain easier and reactivate functions.
ilasid
I think he passed out after the lift.
pr0t34n
#2 reminds me of the time when I saw Hackers as a youth and thought it would be a good idea to spray paint my laptop. I mean I didn't do it, mostly because I didn't have a laptop and didn't have any spray paint, but it probably would have turned out like that. Sticky.
USvette1
Hack the planet!
LetMeTouchIt
"mostly because I didn't have a laptop and didn't have any spray paint." 🤣🤣🤣Not the plot twist I was expecting. Thank you for laugh.
DeepVeinZombosis
#3 Tattoo artist here, 20 years experience. Dont do this. Waxing tattoos can fuck up your tattoo. Doesn't always, but can.
UndeadGopher
#1 that was my Uber eats delivery. Hope the ambulance can bring my food when they're done. Also, dude was wearing sandals. Fuckin ouch.
Bludabeagle
Heal.....da heel..... Yikes <(@ ! @)>
mrleemur
The camera work was well above the usual standard for these videos.
Tak231
Yea all I could think about was how much of the soles of their feet were left behind... those sandles lasted a fraction of a second after contact x.x
RevengeIsIceCream
Hazard lights and safety sandals, I see no issue with this. /s
cryborg
I can't believe their safety flip flops fell off. /s
DrunkYodasAlterEgo
Steel toe flip flops
DrunkYodasAlterEgo
Steel toe flip flops
ricpaul
His slippers slipped? https://imgur.com/sRCKma8.mp4
CouldntCakeLess
Safety sandals to be specific. Everything went just fine.
vericon151
Sandals acted with the specification lint and worked as expected.
Feel bad for the food.
MajMalfunction2
#11 Oh god damn....
davidseavey726
I seriously feel bad for whoever-damn life can be cruel
cryborg
That would hurt a bit, wouldn't it?
weave
Can you explain this one please?
Leaps
That is a catheter bag, attached to someone's bladder. It got dropped and left behind in the elevator, presumably still attached, and got yanked out when the doors closed and elevator started moving.
pdhackley
That’s the scream I heard…
TupacAintDead
Oh Jesus! That’s a different kind of pain right there.
tylerlarson
For those who don't know... After they insert it, the far end of the tube gets inflated inside the bladder to make it stay put.
So it's like passing a kidney stone the size of a marble out your pee hole but really, REALLY fast.
weave
OH
oh
oh noooooooo
IveGotToStopUsingThisUsername
Don't forget the balloon
Warutteri
As someone who fairly recently had a catheter after a kidney stone operation that was my first thought... The amount of ripping and tearing that must have caused to whomever this happened to... Especially if it was a man (longer urethra + prostate = a lot more damage and bleeding for sure). I mean removing the catheter even normally isn't exactly pleasant, I don't even want to imagine how much that must have hurt.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Dang I’m sorry they asked
pfunk81
Alexap30
Ignorance is, indeed, bliss.
Marikhen
Knowledge is piss.
Warutteri
In this particular case very bloody piss...
CaptainFubs
There he is! Glad you're still posting and doing well. Love you bud!
WazertFromBlueSky
the world won't be rid of me that easily lol
CaptainFubs
Fuck yeah!
acetothermus
The reports of your demise were greatly exaggerated!
diezl97
Excellent dump as always but downvotes to the creator of #8 for their shit editing. Just let us watch! lol
Efreeti
I feel like it was intended to emulate
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
the infinite reverb sells it a bit better
JustTheCats
This one is so much better
gablestout
#4
NChomsky
'Tis but a scratch.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
‘Tis but a fractured neck.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Even worse in slow mo.
SOSwalt
Youth Groups are hella wild. I do not miss the insane antics and the subsequent inquiries
JustTheCats
Did you often follow the proper scientific method during said inquiries, or would that have been blasphemous?
SOSwalt
Ah shit. You caught me. I meant injuries. Goddamn autocorrect
ReturnWinchester
It does appear though that the task of jumping over the people and putting the ball in the basket was accomplished.
cryborg
TheLark
Bro found the backrooms
HereticNoNumber
The stairway to heaven?
JustTheCats
The direction he was going, it looks like the other way.
TheWeebleWobler
Just looks like he fell into open sky
SlammedCarsAreRuinedCars
Ded?
jt42
Now we know it's not a structural feature.
JustTheCats
"all safety rules and requirements are written in blood". Now it's this guy's.
arajad
#6 Probably just as well he flipped the "candle" into the cake before it fired that load up his nose or into his eyes.
CBadger
That load? The sparkles?
If you don't shove it into an enclosed space to build up pressure there's no "load" to go anywhere.
Unconstrained expansion of gas is usually not a big deal, while a constrained expansion of gas is a bomb.
ClownishAntics
That's a fountain candle (basically a tube of ground sparkly fire that goes in one direction). He turned it upside-down and smothered it, creating the rapid expansion of cake.
kailord
He fucked about, then cake around.
arajad
Is that really all it was? I was going by the pronounced BAM! it produced; I would have expected a gas explosion in a soft cake to be more of a FOOMF.
ClownishAntics
Looks like it, aye. When he inverts it, the heat goes up into the powder and activates too much at once. Luckily they're designed to be relatively safe even when they catastrophically fail, the non-burning end is uncapped and the tube is usually wax sealed paper, so it's closer to a weak firecracker than a pipebomb
arajad
Okay, that makes sense. Thanks!