Unlucky

Jun 24, 2022 9:12 PM

WakeUp2Yourself

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The case when "unlucky" is too mild a word:
At a ski resort in North Carolina, a ski lift with a skier stuck right above a broken pipe.

Surely you could grab a snowboard and atleast slightly re-direct the flow/fountain/geyser...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colonic: Extreme Edition

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

Dammit hold the camera still for a fucking minute

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s some wild shit

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At least it wasn't a sewer pipe.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

are you sure about that?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Each time I see this I cannot for the life of me understand why the lifts aren’t moving. Someone hated this guy and stopped the ride

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The original video shows this guy getting blasted over ten minutes and has to drop to the ground. Again lifts are separate from pipes.So why

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Public Enema #1

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

A broken pipe of wh- Jesus Christ keep the godamned camera steady!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jump but make it look like a fall and sue

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I would have jumped and sacrificed my legs bones.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I feel like the people on the ground with snow boards should have at least attempted to divert it by putting the board over it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Don't get eliminated!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extreme chairlifting! Now on ESPN 8 - THE OCHO!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Best they could do was to try and divert the jet with a heavy object, the snowboards likely wouldn't help much here

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ride the jet down.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have tried to deflect it using a snowboard. It absolutely would stop nothing, but it could have eased some of the blast.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Oct 4, 2025 9:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Which also explains the brown snow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you expecting someone to do something? Are you expecting them to be sitting instead?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People will do that everywhere

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. It totally could have helped deflect the flow enough to give the riders a respite. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or shoved a snowboard up their ass when it gets ripped out of your hands.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How it really feels, chewing 5 gum

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jump then

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Person videoing is either panicking, laughing hard or has some kind of mobility disorder.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody snows the trouble I’ve seen, nobody snows my -______

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

rectum

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enema

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

trampoline

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

duh, SNOWRRO

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SORROW

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol, at least move the lift like... 2 feet fowrards

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He will make history: the first man to drown on a ski lift.

4 years ago | Likes 927 Dislikes 1

They probably did classify it as a failed drowning

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whilst simultaneously receiving and enema

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also new world record.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yo, I just laughed so hard that my tampon slipped loose. Thank you. I needed that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YACK!! ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

holy FUCK this is great

4 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

I long for a quick death, but more a notable one

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same. I want mine to be humorous.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like freeze.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll argue he could've been MoRE unlucky- that could be sewage

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

if it were nobody would be standing that close prbly

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So does this count as a shallow water drowning?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

its not necessarily liquid drowning at all

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would guess that the pipe is for transporting water up the hill for snowmaking purposes.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

honestly hadn't considered that, never worked a ski slope. makes sense though i had just assumed it was some gas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry theres a medical code for that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m laughing hysterically because the new medical codes are so ridiculously specific like that! XD

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And there is probably a separate IDC-10 one for “second incident”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Showers in Australia are weird.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, this bidet seems a bit excessive.

4 years ago | Likes 508 Dislikes 2

So fresh and clean after though.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

How do you dry your parts after using one of those?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using a bidet doesn't mean you don't use toilet paper. It just makes the latter's job easier.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine has an air blower. But you still use paper to dry, just half as much or less.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy deserves my username...

4 years ago | Likes 405 Dislikes 2

Legend.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ha! Points!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the most underrated comment...

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Probably shrunken away rather than big, but I'll allow it

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What a way to go.. death by snowjob…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can.. can we install this “feature” in the Supreme Court?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Unlucky” in the moment, assuming they survive hypothermia, I suspect that court case will pay well.

4 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 2

Nah... This person did something horrible.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 41

If they're smart they will take a lesser amount of out court. Trying to sue them would cost you money + you get nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not everyone is American you know.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 44

Found the American! What do I win?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"they could have moved the lift fwd like... 2 feed. even like a foot and a half!"

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Duurrrr company policy is to halt the lift in all emergencies.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Based on the debris I wonder if the pipe damaged the lift or some infrastructure and they had no way to move it.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Assumed the mechanical parts of a chairlift, like any other machine, can be moved (albeit with difficulty) manually in worst-case scenarios?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A power outage might've caused a pressure event. Those are the snowmaking pipes, and some auto-shutoff might've burst the lines between.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tell me you are from the US without telling me you are from the US. The "I can sue" mentality from any accident is strange to me 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

Because a lawsuit is the only way anything will happen here.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

no wonder you've got 100 pages T&C on everything. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

This happened in North Carolina, which is located in America.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also a consequence of our terrible health care system. Only way to afford the medical bills is to make the company pay

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