26 foods you should learn to cook in your 20's

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1. A Deliciously Melty Grilled Cheese

Serious Eats has a great step-by-step slideshow of how to make the ultimate grilled cheese. The key tip is that you should toast one side of each slice, sandwich the cheese between those toasted sides, then toast the other sides.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/04/how-to-make-the-best-grilled-cheese-sandwich-slideshow.html#show-319701

2. A Truly Perfect Roast Chicken

Thomas Keller’s recipe calls for super-high heat, three ingredients — chicken, salt, and pepper — and teaches you essential techniques that will last a lifetime.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/roast-chicken-rules

3. Basic Roasted Veggies

Set the oven to 450°F, toss veggies with oil and kosher salt, spread out on a baking sheet so they aren’t too crowded, and roast until they look/taste good. The only trick is that you sort of have to understand which veggies take a little longer to cook — harder veggies like carrots, potatoes, broccoli, etc., take longer than soft mushrooms and tomatoes — so you’d cut those into smaller pieces so everything cooks at the same rate. Basic recipe below.
http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/roasted-vegetables/

4. Fudgy Homemade Brownies

First recipe is from One Sweet Appetite, although a lot of people also love Smitten Kitchen's recipe.
http://onesweetappetite.com/brownies/
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2010/01/best-cocoa-brownies/

5. Macaroni and Cheese From Scratch

You don't even need a recipe.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/how-to-make-better-mac-n-cheese

6. Perfectly Seared Steak

Pat it very dry, season it, cook it over very high heat in the right kind of fat, let it rest. As for "doneness" — buy a thermometer, poke it with your finger constantly, and practice makes perfect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-sear-the-perfect-steak-for-your-valentine

7. Killer Guacamole

Authentic guacamole doesn’t have garlic or tons of lime juice in it. (Personally, I think tons of both makes it heavenly, so I add it anyway.) The most important thing is to choose avocados that are super ripe and salt aggressively.
http://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/cooking-tips/article/want-to-make-better-guacamole-step-1

8. Easy Homemade Tomato Sauce

Tomato sauce is just canned tomatoes with some kind of seasoning that you add cooked together for a while to let the flavor develop. Marcella Hazan’s famous tomato sauce recipe just has you simmer canned tomatoes with a butter and an onion cut in half. That works. So does sautéing a chopped onion, maybe some garlic, then adding the tomatoes and simmering for a while, like the second recipe from Bon Appetit. You can also get more complex by sautéing even more veggies (carrots, celery) and adding red wine and meat by clicking on the last link.
http://food52.com/recipes/13722-marcella-hazan-s-tomato-sauce-with-onion-and-butter, http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/pasta-al-pomodoro, http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-make-tomato-sauce

9. The Best Chocolate Chip Cookeis

The New York Times did a great story in 2008 where they tested and retested different chocolate chip cookie methods to “assemble a new archetypal cookie recipe.” The results indicated that letting your dough rest overnight before baking is essential.
http://www.averiecooks.com/2012/11/new-york-times-chocolate-chips-cookies-from-jacques-torres.html
And here's another one from IMaedThisForYou (sorry not really sure how to tag people, it's only my second post. ^.^)
http://www.food.com/recipe/extraordinary-chocolate-chip-cookies-258922

10. Slow-Cooked Pulled Pork

This is very easy with a slow cooker (aka Crock-Pot) — via the first link. If you don’t have a slow cooker, use the second one to do it in your oven and leave yourself lots of time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/slow-cooker-pulled-pork-sandwiches-recipe.html, http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/10/easy-oven-baked-pulled-pork-sandwiches.html

11. Easy Frittata

This really comes in handy when you have big group of people to serve breakfast to, or when you have a lot of vegetables and you’re not sure how to use them quickly. Just sauté veggies, pour in whisked eggs, cook it on the stovetop for a while, then stick it in the oven for a few minutes.
http://allthegoodblognamesaretaken.com/2012/savory-bacon-kale-frittata/

12. Pan-Roasted Chicken Thighs

This recipe is hands down the cheapest and quickest way to make chicken that’s delicious — way better than anything you do to chicken breasts, trust me. Follow this basic recipe. You will use it a million times.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/perfect-pan-roasted-chicken-thighs

13. Simple Sautéed Greens

Vegetable oil in pan, get it nice and hot, push chopped greens around in there for a while, season with salt until you like the way they taste. Works for spinach, kale, collards, mustard greens, anything. You can sauté shallot, garlic, or onion in the pan before you add the greens if you want, but you don’t have to. You can add lemon or vinegar and some red pepper, but you don’t have to.
http://food52.com/blog/9579-how-to-make-sauteed-greens-without-a-recipe

14. Fluffy Pancakes

Knowing how to do this will make you a Sunday morning hero so many times in your life.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/best-buttermilk-pancake-recipe

15. Mussels in White Wine Sauce

You’re going to be shocked by how easy it is to cook mussels — and clams work exactly the same way. Add crusty bread and you’re in heaven.
http://www.melangery.com/2012/02/mussels-in-white-wine-sauce-with-onions.html

16. Whipped Cream

A very simple thing that is insanely delicious: Put heavy cream in a bowl, whip it (with a whisk — you can do it, don’t give up, it doesn’t take THAT long; or with an electric mixer) until it thickens, then add a little sugar. Pair with strawberries for the best simple dessert of all time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/articles/how-to-make-whipped-cream-a-step-by-step-guide.html

17. A Good Burger

A big part of this will be learning how to clean and fire up a grill, when the grill is hot enough, how to control the heat, which just takes research (i.e., watch a bunch of videos online) and practice. But start now with this very basic recipe for burgers.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/photos/how-to-make-a-perfect-burger.html

18. Creamy Mashed Potatoes

To make mashed potatoes, you cut raw potatoes into equal-size pieces (you can peel the potatoes or not), cover them with an inch of cold water, bring it to a boil and cook them until they can be easily pierced with a knife, then drain. Meanwhile heat some butter and cream (or milk, or half-and-half) together in another pot, combine that with the cooked potatoes and lots of salt and mash it all together. You can add more milk, butter, and salt until it tastes good if you need to. Lots of people add things like garlic, spices, sour cream, even cheese to the butter/cream mixture for extra deliciousness (like the restaurant-style garlic mashed potatoes recipe). But if you want to just start with the very basics, use the second recipe link.
http://www.deliciousasitlooks.com/2012/05/restaurant-style-garlic-mashed-potatoes.html, http://www.cookingclassy.com/2012/11/moms-mashed-potatoes/

19. Basic Blanched Vegetables

Step 1: Bring a big pot of water to a boil.
Step 2: Salt the water.
Step 3: Once the water’s really boiling, put a couple handfuls of one kind of vegetable in the water for about 1–3 minutes (depends on the veggie how much time you’ll need). Be careful not to crowd them/add too many vegetables at once. If you’re cooking a lot of vegetables, work in batches; you want the water to stay at consistent boil the whole time.

Step 4: Taste one of the vegetables after a minute. For bigger veggies like broccoli, if you don’t want to taste it you can insert a small knife into the thickest part of the stem — if the knife slides in and out easily, it’s done.
Step 5: Remove the veggies once they are cooked using tongs or a slotted basket or spoon. (You probably don’t want to just dump the veggies into a colander and lose all your boiling water, because you can cook several batches of different different kinds of vegetables — green beans, then asparagus, then peas — in the same pot of boiling water and make one hell of a delicious vegetable salad. So cook the smallest thing that you wouldn’t want to fish out with a spoon last — like peas — then you can dump the water.)

Step 6: Immediately “shock” your cooked veggies: Put them straight from the boiling water into a bowl of ice water — use lots of ice — right away to stop the cooking and so they stay green and bright. Try this recipe for practice, although if you can’t find fava beans (and they are annoying to peel anyways), just use snap peas, snow peas, or green beans.

20. Rice on Your Stovetop

Use this recipe (http://www.thehungrymouse.com/2013/06/27/how-to-cook-perfect-white-rice-on-the-stove/). The Kitchn also has great step-by-step instructions for a basic pot of rice (http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-rice-on-the-stove-44333).

21. Healthy Baked Fish

If you’re really scared of cooking fish, it’s best to do it in a little pouch made of foil or parchment because that’s the most forgiving method. But making a marinade/sauce and baking it straight up like the recipe in the photo above is great too.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/fish-in-parchment-paper, http://natashaskitchen.com/2012/06/08/baked-salmon-with-garlic-and-dijon/

22. Hearty Beef Stew

This is a good recipe to learn early because it teaches you the basics of braising: Sear meat on all its sides in a hot pot, take it out, sauté some onions in that pot, add a little liquid (broth, wine, whatever) and scrape up brown stuff, put the meat back in with lots of stock and some wine and maybe herbs, and simmer on low for a while. Add vegetables like potatoes, carrots, and peas (that you want to retain a certain bite) toward the end so they cook until just tender and don’t get mushy. Follow this classic recipe from CHOW or the very similar and amazing one from Gourmet.
http://www.chow.com/recipes/30301-easy-beef-stew, http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Beef-Stew-with-Potatoes-and-Carrots-350935

23. A Simple Cake for Special Occasions

To make a cake, you need an electric mixer and some kind of baking pan. The easiest cake in the world is a loaf cake because it’s just, like, a loaf, but it absolutely still counts as a thoughtful gesture if it’s someone’s birthday or something. And they are delicious. The first recipe a great vanilla loaf cake from Dorie Greenspan, queen of baking recipes, but don't forget Nigella Lawson’s dense chocolate loaf cake.
http://parade.condenast.com/125956/doriegreenspan/123-bake-simple-loaf-cake/, http://food52.com/recipes/20091-nigella-lawson-s-dense-chocolate-loaf-cake

24. Basic Frosting

Buttercream frosting is your basic cupcake/cake frosting that spreads around like magic and tastes creamy and delicious. Most frosting recipes call for a stand mixer (because it takes a while to beat the butter so it’s nice to be able to walk away), but you don’t really need one if you have an electric hand mixer. The basic thing is that you’re going to beat butter for a long time in the bowl and then add powdered sugar. Here’s a vanilla buttercream frosting recipe, a classic chocolate buttercream frosting, a slightly creamier, super-fudgy frosting, and a cream cheese frosting.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/quick-vanilla-buttercream-frosting-recipe.html, http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2010/10/22/best-chocolate-buttercream-cupcakes/, http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/08/espresso-chiffon-cake-with-fudge-frosting/, http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cream-cheese-frosting-recipe.html.

25. Easy Salad Dressing

You know when you’re at an Italian restaurant and there’s a bowl of olive oil with a little floating pool of balsamic vinegar in it for you to dip your bread in? That’s basically salad dressing that hasn’t been whisked. Once you know the basics, you can truly make any salad dressing recipe, and the basics are:

• The ratio is more or less 1 part acid to 3 parts oil. Acid means vinegar or lemon juice, usually.
• You start with acid then whisk in oil.

Follow this simple recipe. http://www.marthastewart.com/336993/basic-vinaigrette

26. A Good, Unfussy Cheese Plate

This isn’t exactly “cooking” per se, but obviously it’s very important because cheese. You don’t have to serve a prepacked cubed cheese situation at a party ever again. There is another way, and it doesn’t require a fancy cheese shop.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/great-cheese-plate-at-a-regular-supermarket

Recipes any 10 year old could probably work out*

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Step 1: Afford groceries.

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Step 2: Stop starving. Because I'm assuming you don't think eating out is cheaper than groceries.

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Who doesn't know how to make rice on the stove? It literally tells you how on the box/bag. I'

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m pretty sure 'reading' is the only required skill.

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Since my teen years cooking has been my biggest hobby. Learn how to cook, it's killer with the ladies

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I started at 16 while working in fast food. Used to combine stuff in the kitchen to make my own inventions. Now I'm a fancy home cook

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and guys

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I'd like to inform everyone that the "Killer Guacamole" has been apprehended.

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I giggled more than I should have

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Thanks, but I'm going to need proof. Is it at your place?

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Yes, absolutely understandable, you need to feel safe. Here's the proof, it's their mugshot.

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Aka western/westernized food. Also buzzfeed needs to stop infiltrating imgur

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Had me at Deliciously Melty Grilled Cheese

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Man my whole life I have been telling people grilled cheeses need both sides of the bread to be crispy but NOOOOOOOOOO bunch of lazy dicks

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Instead of butter try lightly coating the outside with mayo. I railed against trying it for years but finally did. Damn, people were right.

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Thnx for the idea I'll try it sometime.

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Roasted vegetables are best vegetables.

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Follow the directions they give but use chili powder for a different flavor. I put a little garlic salt on potatoes, too. Yum!

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It is so hard to stick to a diet with these yummy food posts!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

roasting makes even brussel sprouts delicious

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brussel sprouts, green beans, and cauliflower are my favorite roasted veggies. olive oil and salt, perfection.

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true if you have the time to do it right otherwise into the stew pot it goes for second best way

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Leftovers make excellent soup, too :)

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I, too, enjoyed the Justin Bieber roast.

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Heeheehee!

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I thought that one was about roasting fruit. :D

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I am not sure my initial reply accurately depicted how much I enjoy this comment.

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At latest after your 2nd comment I think it's fair to assume that you, in fact, did enjoy it, and for that I am most gladdened.

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Your use of gladdened has gladdened me.

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I like food

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I have a mutual agreement with my wife: She cooks everything. I cook BBQ. It's worked well for several years

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TIL: BBQ exists outside the bounds of "everything".

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If it's outside the kitchen it's not her duty

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25 reposts you should learn to repost 20 times

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Add cream cheese to your mashed potatoes I swear bruh

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Or buttermilk. If you like the flavor of buttermilk in pancakes or ice cream, buttermilk mashed potatoes are just incredible.

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I ALWAYS put garlic powder in the water when boiling tatoes. Makes them yummier and delishier :)

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do you mean sour cream?

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I most certainly do not. Cream cheese. Trust me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll try cream cheese if you try sour cream! =)

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Deal.

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lightly fried fish fillets

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I want you to know I'm going out of my way to try to top comment this

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Too many people overcook fish. This is wrong so very very wrong.

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Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time...

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One apostrophe you should learn to use in your 20s.

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What kind of list goes from Mussels with White Wine Sauce to Whipped Cream?

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The kind that doesn't take itself seriously.

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How to cook rice right every time: buy a rice cooker. Even the small cheap ones makes awesome rice without risk of getting it burnt.

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Then lock self out of apartment. Perfect every time.

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What about old school scratch made biscuits? Flour (3 cups), buttermilk (enough to make a dough ball), butter (1 stick)

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i make biscuits a lot. averaging 3 times a week. thats way too much butter. 5 tbsp is plenty. a tip is to have frozen butter.

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Works better with a small spoonful of baking soda as leavening, unless you like eating rocks. And a pipkin of salt.

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Or use self rising flour. Either way

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Yeh see... How big is a stick of butter? That isn't a universal measurement.

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About eight tablespoons.

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Yeh see... How big is a stick of butter? That isn't a universal measurement.

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An American stick of butter. As found at chain grocery stores. According to Google: 1US stick of butter= 118.29 ml

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Thank you good sir. *Converts to grams.*

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Favorited...I'll probably never use it, but I favorited it

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I favourited it last time it was posted. Actualy used the macaroni&cheese recipe to improve my own

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Favorite when it was posted 6 months ago...still haven't used it

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Story of my imgur life.

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I see what you did there, that comment always get upvotes guaranteed.

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I've tried a ton of cookies and chilling the dough is by far the biggest improvement in any recipe I've used, my fav is sally

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cmntng for later

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Totally worth the trouble, she also takes the time to explain why she does everything so it's interesting too! C:

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Oh, awesome, thank you :)

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For me it was the investment in a cookie dough scoop. It's a lot easier for them to be done all at once if they're the same size.

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I find them troublesome since the dough I use is thick, but I end up spending a ton of time trying to get them all the same size afterwords

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For me it was forgoing the baking part and just eating the dough. (I'm kidding. Kind of. My brothers would disagree that it's a joke.)

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I've done the NY times recipe many times. It's amazing. The salt also makes the cookie really good too.

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Chilling the dough and using brown sugar. Double win

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I feel like you should also learn how to make a good potato salad.

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*AGGRESSIVELY SALTS GUACAMOLE*

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*sadly dies from clogged arteries, alone*

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*Cries guacamole*

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Hi, I have a problem... I over salted my guacamole

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The guac recipe escalated quickly

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I'm so happy this is top comment.

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Me too ;~;

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How to make guacamole: go to chipotle, steal entire vat of guacamole, run away.

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Big, big grains of salt.

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*fusses over cheese plate*

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That's going in the books for A-salt.

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Try adding some slightly unripe mango, dice it up and add it to any guac recipe.

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No please don't do that.

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*AGGRESSIVELY EATS BURGER*

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*AGGRESSIVELY ORDERS CHINESE*

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*MANIC DEPRESSIVE GUACAMOLE*

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Guacamole has taken out an AVO... What do I do now!??!

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Nothing.. you've done all you can..

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Big, big grains of salt.

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Instructions unclear, kitchen floor now a salt beach.

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*Aggressively salts guacamole, while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance*

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*VIOLENTLY SALTS GUACAMOLE*

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poop

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*VIOLENTLY DEVOURS GUACAMOLE, BOWL, AND SPOON*

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::Gavin Screaming::

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referencegameon.gifv

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Called it

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*SHOVES DICK INTO GUACAMOLE*

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:)

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*PERFUSELY SALTS GUACAMOLE*

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Profusely. (Sorry to be that guy.) (Also, I'm a woman.)

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AGGRESSIVELY VIOLENT GUACAMOLE*

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New band name.

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AGGRESSIVELY VIOLENT SALT**

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*DIES* *VIOLENTLY*

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poop

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*AGGRESSIVELY VIOLATES GUACAMOLE*

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*GUACAMOLE AGGRESSIVELY VIOLATES*

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Yes!

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poop

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*ASSAULTS GUACAMOLE*

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*VIOLENTLY AGGREGATES GUACAMOLE*

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Professionally Aggregates Guacamelee Quarterly Earnings.

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poop

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*FUCKED GUACAMOLE AGGRESSIVELY*

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*AGGRESSIVELY SALTS OP'S MOM*

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Instructions unclear. Violently ate out random woman, then aggressively salted her!

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chilli, lemon juice, salt, avocadoes, coriander, bit of nutmeg is also nice

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Chilli as in the sauce? Next time call them serranos.

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Also, no coriander or nutmeg. Just avocados, salt, serranos if you want it to burn a bit, and half a lime if you're making a small batch.

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poop

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That's as-salt! Poor guacamole.

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no don't do that, you can always add more but you can't take it out.

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BUT IT SAID SO IN THE RECIPE

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a recipe is a starting point, cooking in a journey.

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I don't know about in guacamole, but for a lot of things if you add too much salt, slice a raw potato and lay on top. It draws out salt 1/2

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For guac you just gotta add more avocados. Eventually you get the ratio right and have the biggest bowl of guac ever.

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2/2 This is also why it's so hard to get leek & potato soup well salted - the potato just soaks it all up!

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So you're saying, dont add sugar. Isn't that how opposites work??

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Not with that attitude.

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ok, you let me know how well your attitude pulls salt out of avocado paste.

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HULK... SALT!!!

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-files charges for aggravated assault-

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*ASSAULTS GUACAMOLE*

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[Guacamole salting intensifies]

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Honestly it doesn't need any salt, you're just going to eat it will salty chips.

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Burn the heretic!

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I dunno, I find I need to add some salt to guac when I make it.

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I find that too many ingredients detract from the avocadoey goodness. I just use two avocados, the juice of one lemon and one lime.

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I like mine with some extras. I add diced tomato and onion, lime juice, salt, pepper, and some Cajun spice blend.

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Yeah, those can all be good. Mostly I think garlic and onion powder are too overpowering. With diced onion, the flavors are still separate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*AGRESSIVELY SALTS SALTY CHIPS*

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*VIOLENTLY EATS SALTY CHIPS*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lime and a spoon full of salsa are much more important than salt

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do not add salsa to guacamole. They aren't supposed to go together. Cut a serrano pepper to add some heat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct, lime juice isn't just there for awesome flavor...it's there to prevent the avocado from browning. Works with apples, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're making a large amount, the lime really is only there for flavor.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually only use two hass avocados per serving and it can still brown quicker without lime juice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family uses three to four avocados and it never browns because its finished. If yours is browning then make less.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*triggered

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, do not salt aggressively. The flavor of the avocado should first. The salt is just there as an after thought.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they're joking. Lighten up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joking or not people do this way too often.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck off with your buzzfeed.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you forgot eggs for breakfast

11 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 7

The frittata is the egg dish. Learning how to boil or fry an egg is something you gotta learn in your early teens- not twenties.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make my fried/sunny side up eggs in the bacon grease right after the bacon is done. Love my country style breakfasts!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

do that with the sausage cooking first then add the eggs for some dirty eggs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raw whites, gag.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I taught myself how to make poached eggs. So good.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You learn that before your first day of school.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not anymore

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Cooking an egg perfectly is really one of the biggest fundamentals anyone can have.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty good in the kitchen, but I have a curse where scrambled eggs will -always- stick.Even in a literal lake of butter.FML

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. I think it's that the eggs are on too high heat. Turn it down a bit and let them cook slowly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct. If you can't keep scrambled eggs from sticking, your fire is too high. Low-med works well for me, but YMMV.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always make a omelette, figured out the best way to get them thin and fluffy still

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I tend to end up with scrambled egg. But I like scrambled egg, so I'm not complaining.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My omelets always turn into scrambled eggs but they're the best damn scrambled eggs ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Cause you can't keep it from sticking, or just always a last second "fuck-it-i'm-gonna-stir-it"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't perfected the fold over...maybe I try it too early...but that's when I say fuck it and stir lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do tell. I am an over easy kind of gal. Some buttered sour dough bread and some bacon. Fuck. I am hungry now.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

just one egg, some salt and pepper, then add a splash of milk with some chipotole hot sauce like 3 drops. use butter on the pan

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That seems reasonable.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over easy is fine, you gotta make sure you keep the white from being too runny. It's how I like mine, Wife loves over medium.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i used to eat them over-hard then i tried over-medium and now i love the taste of egg yolk and can't eat them over-hard anymore

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it. Finding a mate who can make eggs over easy right is next to impossible.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine always come out right... Is over easy really that hard to do?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf? - it's soo easy. Just put a damn lid on the pan and you don't even have to flip.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty much my only requirement. Have a fantastic penis and be able to cook me eggs. Wait... that's two. Hehehehe.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So, you eat nuts?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allergic. Anaphylactically so.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what was the GIF for

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because eggs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm 30

11 years ago | Likes 381 Dislikes 5

1984 Born Unite.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

TOO LATE, OLD MAN! SIT DOWN AND PUT YOUR DENTURES IN!!!1!

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

"should"

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Then get outta here!! You saw the title.. move along, oldie.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ha! I don't turn 30 until October. I still got time! Is it bad that I can only make a grilled cheese sandwich, though?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOURE SCREWED

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're off the hook! TO THE KRAFT DINNER!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows that ones ability to cook goes away after we turn 30. After that consider yourself lucky if you remember how to order pizza.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Source: I'm 34.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have four months left! There is still hope!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have 11... Time to practice

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i only have 9 years left :O oh no

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know it ain't happening. You can lie to us, but cant lie to yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I can already cook decently, so I'm not gonna pressure myself.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Time to get cooking!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let me just geht my yellow suit...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

catch up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ggwp.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why bother putting a category there?!?! Females, golf enthusiasts with beach house in Sri Lanka, salmon people!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You want salmon people to learn to bake fish? Omg that is SO heartless.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have you not heard of a show called sponge Bob?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Hides under desk to avoid having to admit I've never actually watched Spongebob*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well shit.. I'm 25. Are we failing at life?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't need this post to tell me that! Ahaha! Haha! Haaah... ah. :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Homemade whipped cream is the best and so easy. The only reason to buy the cans is to get high after the guests leave.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

... or to encourage them to come over and share

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of heathens don't whip their own cream? That can stuff is nasty yo.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't whip too long, or you'll get butter.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always try to imagine the reactions of the first guy who whipped for too long.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No sugar though - sugared whipped cream is a no no in my world

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and me both. Also, I have an immersion blender to help with the whipping...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/iRp5agz

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG immersion blender + tall narrow glass. Whipped cream in like 4 seconds. I still keep spray cans though. Not worth it for 1 cup of cocoa.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine came with a cup with measurements on it. I have lost it so I do what you do.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use a drinking glass I have that fits it pretty well. Doesn't have to get all the way down to the very bottom as long as it's submerged.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess cans are useful in cafes and restaurants where whipped cream is needed at random times and fast.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks buzzfeed

11 years ago | Likes 623 Dislikes 14

OP's name is IOnlyRepost

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

+1 for facts

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? And why "in your 20's"?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

That's typically the age you start to fend for yourself, and should probably have cooking basics mastered before they're over.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Optimism that you'll be married in your 30s.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because 19 is too optimistic, but by the time you're 30 you really should know how to cook already. Thought maybe not this particular stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm 19 and I've know how to make everything here except the mussels and guac since I was 13 lol. These are all ridiculously easy foods

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know some dudes in their mid-20s who have no fucking clue how to make even the most basic meals. Dates are always at restaurants, lol. =P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why it's so useful! Don't learn to cook for yourself, learn to cook to impress your dates

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because that's who is stupid enough to read buzzfeed articles

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Buzzfeed copied it from somebody else first.

11 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it was on the front page here a few weeks ago.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

from buzzfeed... this was posted there quite a while ago

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jamie Oliver taught me how to make the best roast chicken, but it involves a lot of butter and shoving a lemon up its ass.

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

I use either olive or canola oil instead, but the lemon is always key. I'm actually making this today. :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a really good Friday night.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically youre putting the lemon in its throat hole D:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemongrass?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butter is what makes everything taste good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget garlic lemon thyme butter under the skin :D

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lemon up the ass. Butter in the thighs. Fill her up with all the herb she can handle. Get as salty as YOU can handle. Add Moar Garlic.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Jamie Oliver taught me that cinnamon is awesome in chili. And also a cool way to make spaghetti and prepare bell peppers.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna need a link for the chili. I'm very intrigued.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean I changed the initial recipe anyway to how I wanted it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool, thanks. I mostly wanted to see how the cinnamon was integrated. Gonna have to try that with my personal recipe next time!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Care to share? I haven't developed my own recipe yet, still experimenting different things.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do that in Ohio - it's disgusting.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also like to add way too much spices. So you'd hate mine. I also don't use salt.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

gordonramsey.gif.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't put garlic in your tomato sauce, you're doing it so wrong

11 years ago | Likes 902 Dislikes 10

I fucking hate garlic and its stinky vulgar aftertaste. I replace it with onion whenever I can, or use whole cloves or garlic salt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Life without garlic is meaningless and empty.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It depends. If you use a good enough tomato sauce like San Marzano tomatoes, sometimes less is more.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And it also needs a good tomato, San Marzano preferably. Roma are good too if you can't find San Marzano.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

San marzano tomatoes are the best

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got 3 huge cans from Costco, always nice to have them on hand for sauces

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not ever used them; what makes them better than Roma?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They don't taste as acidic to me, almost bittersweet. It works really well with all the other components in just about any tomato sauce

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

San Marzano's are one of the genetic bases for the Roma variety. The purpose of Roma tomatoes was to introduce disease resistance to sauce

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to be honest i only put one clove because i don't like a lot of garlic in my sauce but i use paprika and cayenne to spice it up and i don't

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

think it's ketchupy at all

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No basil? No oregano?? NO BAY LEAVES?! NO ONIONS?!?!?!?!??!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i didn't say i don't use any of the other standard stuff, always onions, and interchangeable oregano or basil, rarely bay leaves

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol saw that recipe and skipped it, my dad taught me his sauce which we've been told is the best sauce by several Italians,so I'll keep mine

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well send me the recipe so I can test it out against mine

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More of a bolognese sauce. Just mushrooms, onions, green and red peppers with crushed tomatoes and sauce and some tomato paste. Simmer >>

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>>for like 6 hours and serve. Oh forgot garlic. Obviously need garlic. I'm drunk and can't remember. But pretty basic red sauce.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Almost had me" - Vampires everywhere

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are lots of ways to make a good tomato sauce without garlic. I used to cook professionally. I know this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Or, you have acid reflux and don't want your stomach to eat itself.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do. Can't live without it though. I pop a Nexium and life is grand

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basil is good too : ^0)))

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MOAR BASIL. In fact, just give me pesto.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I add Cholula to mine.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Italian friends tell me that adding garlic to a tomato pasta sauce turns it into pizza sauce. Can anyone confirm?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a Beard Award winning Italian chef. Had his spaghetti and meatballs on Friday with big chunks of garlic and whole basil leaves. Mmm..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It probably depends on the region their families come from, but most people I know use garlic in their pasta sauce. It'd be too bland w/o it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't tell whether I found an annoying puritan or an annoying garlic lover

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The chef my dad studied under would just stick a shit ton of garlic and an onion stuffed full of cloves in the sauce and let it sit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe a vampire wrote the recipe. Damned vampires.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Triggered!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garlic water,garlic soup,garlic cereal,garlic coffee, some things I have on a daily basis

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have had Roasted Garlic ice cream before, it wasn't bad.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an Italian - fuck off with your butter too. Extra virgin olive oil. Always.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I use butter in everything. Extra virgin olive oil is for shaving.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As soon as you add the garlic, it becomes GRAVY-Italians

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of garlic. I have yet to put too much in, and I've put what I thought was a lot in more than a few times.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I completely agree, I've never had something "too garlicky"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't put garlic in almost everything you're doing it wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 3

*in absolutely everything

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would probably object to putting garlic in my ass. Probably.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If zi have a recipe calling for garlic, I usually double it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when it ask for a clove, I add the whole bulb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garlic and olive oil!!!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, you are correct

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You, I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everything savory needs garlic. The only viable excuses not to add it are if it's a sweet dish or if you have an allergy.

11 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Sweet lime? Savory snack?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in which case I feel really bad for you

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But then you are probably a vampire so you know...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As horrifying as it sounds, there are actually people allergic to garlic. I'm so glad I'm not one of them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you never had honey garlic anything?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I made roasted spicy horny garlic chicken the other night

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did you arouse the chicken before or after death?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quite right. I've had garlic ice cream. It's fantastic.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its a criminal offense in some countties to get lax on the garlic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes..the "maybe" some garlic made me cringe

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Store bought equals sauce, homemade equals GRAVY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 19 y/o I am surprised that I can already do most of this. My 20s are going to be so easy.

11 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 9

Let's be nice to this 19-year-old - generally, yes, your EARLY 20's will be easy...easIER, that is. Once you hit 25, it changes. Trust me!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I turn 20 in 9 days, my angus is ready!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh god, can we trade lives? I would cherish your naivete, embrace your freedom, and sleep in sound ignorance. You can...have my taxes.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Also a 19 year old, was thinking the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I advise you not to read the comments on the one you replied to, then. Savor your innocence.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am 21 and i can make some bomb ass special Brownies ;)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

as someone in their 20s. the knowledge and know how is easy, but the practical part about actually obtaining the food is not.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone a little more than halfway through, I can tell you ,h ave and your 20's will be fine. To me cooking is a very relaxing hobby.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Overachiever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew how to do all of these before I was 18. It doesn't make anything easier

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that update in a few years will be great...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck kiddo.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I Do all the non-American ones easily. Mac and cheese? Never tried it, never will. Cheddar? Worst "cheese" ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll defend mac and cheese but not the american way.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vermont aged cheddar is good. Supermarket cheddar? Please god no.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and then lazy happens

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pepper your angus, youngin.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That sounds like it should be some really profound old Gaelic saying

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read this as "pepper your anus." You people have ruined me.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

samesamesame was hoping someone else was going to point it out XD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My 20s are going to be so easy." Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha. *sigh*

11 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 2

As a 21 y/o, this was my exact reaction

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

:(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ha ha ha ha ha - *sobing* *crying heavily* (as a 26 year old female)

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Heehee *weeping in the fetal position with arms around legs snot rolling out nose* adulting is hard. (As a 26 y/o male )

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was nice to all the mean people and then mean to all the nice people. I dont get life and im happy to be alone! * sobs more*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! I'll be 30 this year! Thongs are gonna be up hill from here!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am told one starts to get there shit together in there 30's. But may haps tis but the few I have quizzed on the subject.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sorry, but thongs reside in asshole valley

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually thongs are going to be down hill from here :|

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Things...when can we get an edit button?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every single decade is a different level of suckage. You just measure which one sucked the least. At least 20s your body is still strong.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best comment I've read.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend and i cook these things on a regular basis. We love to cook. But i thought all these were very simple. Surprised

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As someone not allowed in my mother's kitchen, to this day, I never learned to cook. I wish I'd had this list 30 years ago.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry! i learned because my new boyfriend loved to cook and i love food haha! I did it for him i guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people don't cook from scratch, not realizing it's worth the effort. As someone who does, this is still a solid list of recipes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I cook from scratch daily. So worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a youth in university. my friends are a little amazed because i always cook from scratch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20s easy? .. im 21 ride my bike to 3 jobs, im 1, 290 miles away from any of my familyand drink wine bcuz I have no life/friends

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 2850 miles from any family, I don't need to drink now. Only when I visit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 23 and ride my bike to a single job, 1000 miles away from any family. How about you take it down a notch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this for a year. I look back on it fondly now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want you to look back at this in 5 years and see how wrong you were

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

I want to look back and see that they did will. I know there is no way that will happen, but I want to believe!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

27, just made my first grilled cheese last week. Burned the Hell out of it. I don't adult well.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Patience grasshopper, the first rule of grilled cheese.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who also knew the above recipes at 19 and recently left my teens behind...ahah...hah..ha...h...*sobs brokenly*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Skip the deserts as they are useless at Uni, I learnt most of these while there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck are desserts useless? They get me through life lol.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said desert. Dunno how to 'skip's them to, deserts are BIG af*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At Uni they are pretty useless.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How? Like, that didn't answer my question.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you are University and no one cares. You feed only yourself and you have no time to make treats that will only make you fatter :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, I made friends with half my university with brownies and cupcakes, including a few of the "terrifying" professors.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be real...pizza is only a phone call away.

11 years ago | Likes 1243 Dislikes 24

And who makes mac and cheese from scratch?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you live in NY City

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they taste way better than homemade pizza... well, if you don't call dominos, they taste better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are my hero

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a click away.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a job at Pizza Hut so I would earn money to not have to eat Pizza from Pizza Hut.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

there's something beautiful and poetic about this

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But nobody has been able to impress a girl with the ability to call and order pizza since Alexander Graham Bell....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they taste way better than homemade pizza... well, if you don't call dominos, they taste better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ordered pizza tonight for that exact reason. Got multigrain crust unexpectedly :( riots were had

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh but you must know that homemade crust that's fermented for a day or two before being used for pizza is just. . . so wonderful. So good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why order it when you can make it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A call away? You primitive cave dweller. A call takes too long, and requires me to reach for the phone. I use the online order instead.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some say that cooking things on your own makes them tastier :) Also, you can add any seasoning you like and have fun cooking in company.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Extremely simple to make at home, and tastes better too.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

You've never had my home made pizza.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whenever people say homemade pizza is better, I wonder if they have only ever had fast food chain pizza. My local place makes great pizza.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extremely?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Extremely.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Extremely.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted May 11, 2015 6:29 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

But it tastes so much better, is better for you, and as you said, is fun. Though there are times when it's not worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Whoah, slow your roll. You have clearly never had really good macaroni and cheese. It tastes nothing like the boxed stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And it will cost me 54 dollars.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget that happiness is only a suction cup away.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Learn to make a white seafood pizza with seafood cheese garlic and butter and *then* you'll want to cook! :-)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be real... phone call? More like a few clicks away.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the best pizza is the one you make yourself

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza steel, brosef!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIMME PIZZAAAA!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Since we're being real, I'd like to point out that "grilled" cheese sandwich was actually a panned cheese sandwich.

11 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 7

i flip the pan over and use it as a flat top.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cheese, white bread, mayo on outside both slices, grill, as in "grilled" cheese

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Are you telling me that I'm wrong?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup = Heaven.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Alton Brown took issue with it too http://youtu.be/RllWJUvrxEY

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I kinda want the dinosaurs squirt bottle he used

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the presenter seems fun but that is the most pretentious grilled cheese i have ever heard of and his bread to cheese ratio is way off.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Needs more cheese if you ask me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly? i'd say less bread

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alton Brown is a national treasure

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i said he seemed fun, but i dont like prissed up grilled cheese

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5/5

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would pan again

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If I hit my phone in the right places a pizza will show up at my door." - Anna Kendrick

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

But the best pizza is the one you make yourself

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homemade pizza used to be a goto date food for me when I was single. The dough I make can be refrigerated overnight so it's easy day of.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you have a trader joe's nearby, they carry bagged pizza dough. Super simple stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mm yes, and even for those that don't want to make dough - If you have a trader joe's nearby, they carry it bagged. Super simple stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I get your recipe?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE this one: http://altonbrown.com/pizza-dough-recipe/ FYI its ~3 cups flour ~2 cups H20 ~4 tsp. sugar/oil and ~5 Tsp. salt

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I've never made my own dough so I'll have to try this out

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure about america but here in Australia fastfood/pizza is hardly economical. Its barely cheaper than restaurants.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hawaiian slice please! W/jalapeños<3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

now you have gone and made me want to bake one of those.... by the power of home ec it will be delicious

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0