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1. A Deliciously Melty Grilled Cheese
Serious Eats has a great step-by-step slideshow of how to make the ultimate grilled cheese. The key tip is that you should toast one side of each slice, sandwich the cheese between those toasted sides, then toast the other sides.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/04/how-to-make-the-best-grilled-cheese-sandwich-slideshow.html#show-319701
2. A Truly Perfect Roast Chicken
Thomas Keller’s recipe calls for super-high heat, three ingredients — chicken, salt, and pepper — and teaches you essential techniques that will last a lifetime.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/roast-chicken-rules
3. Basic Roasted Veggies
Set the oven to 450°F, toss veggies with oil and kosher salt, spread out on a baking sheet so they aren’t too crowded, and roast until they look/taste good. The only trick is that you sort of have to understand which veggies take a little longer to cook — harder veggies like carrots, potatoes, broccoli, etc., take longer than soft mushrooms and tomatoes — so you’d cut those into smaller pieces so everything cooks at the same rate. Basic recipe below.
http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/roasted-vegetables/
4. Fudgy Homemade Brownies
First recipe is from One Sweet Appetite, although a lot of people also love Smitten Kitchen's recipe.
http://onesweetappetite.com/brownies/
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2010/01/best-cocoa-brownies/
5. Macaroni and Cheese From Scratch
You don't even need a recipe.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/how-to-make-better-mac-n-cheese
6. Perfectly Seared Steak
Pat it very dry, season it, cook it over very high heat in the right kind of fat, let it rest. As for "doneness" — buy a thermometer, poke it with your finger constantly, and practice makes perfect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-sear-the-perfect-steak-for-your-valentine
7. Killer Guacamole
Authentic guacamole doesn’t have garlic or tons of lime juice in it. (Personally, I think tons of both makes it heavenly, so I add it anyway.) The most important thing is to choose avocados that are super ripe and salt aggressively.
http://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/cooking-tips/article/want-to-make-better-guacamole-step-1
8. Easy Homemade Tomato Sauce
Tomato sauce is just canned tomatoes with some kind of seasoning that you add cooked together for a while to let the flavor develop. Marcella Hazan’s famous tomato sauce recipe just has you simmer canned tomatoes with a butter and an onion cut in half. That works. So does sautéing a chopped onion, maybe some garlic, then adding the tomatoes and simmering for a while, like the second recipe from Bon Appetit. You can also get more complex by sautéing even more veggies (carrots, celery) and adding red wine and meat by clicking on the last link.
http://food52.com/recipes/13722-marcella-hazan-s-tomato-sauce-with-onion-and-butter, http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/pasta-al-pomodoro, http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-make-tomato-sauce
9. The Best Chocolate Chip Cookeis
The New York Times did a great story in 2008 where they tested and retested different chocolate chip cookie methods to “assemble a new archetypal cookie recipe.” The results indicated that letting your dough rest overnight before baking is essential.
http://www.averiecooks.com/2012/11/new-york-times-chocolate-chips-cookies-from-jacques-torres.html
And here's another one from IMaedThisForYou (sorry not really sure how to tag people, it's only my second post. ^.^)
http://www.food.com/recipe/extraordinary-chocolate-chip-cookies-258922
10. Slow-Cooked Pulled Pork
This is very easy with a slow cooker (aka Crock-Pot) — via the first link. If you don’t have a slow cooker, use the second one to do it in your oven and leave yourself lots of time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/slow-cooker-pulled-pork-sandwiches-recipe.html, http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/10/easy-oven-baked-pulled-pork-sandwiches.html
11. Easy Frittata
This really comes in handy when you have big group of people to serve breakfast to, or when you have a lot of vegetables and you’re not sure how to use them quickly. Just sauté veggies, pour in whisked eggs, cook it on the stovetop for a while, then stick it in the oven for a few minutes.
http://allthegoodblognamesaretaken.com/2012/savory-bacon-kale-frittata/
12. Pan-Roasted Chicken Thighs
This recipe is hands down the cheapest and quickest way to make chicken that’s delicious — way better than anything you do to chicken breasts, trust me. Follow this basic recipe. You will use it a million times.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/perfect-pan-roasted-chicken-thighs
13. Simple Sautéed Greens
Vegetable oil in pan, get it nice and hot, push chopped greens around in there for a while, season with salt until you like the way they taste. Works for spinach, kale, collards, mustard greens, anything. You can sauté shallot, garlic, or onion in the pan before you add the greens if you want, but you don’t have to. You can add lemon or vinegar and some red pepper, but you don’t have to.
http://food52.com/blog/9579-how-to-make-sauteed-greens-without-a-recipe
14. Fluffy Pancakes
Knowing how to do this will make you a Sunday morning hero so many times in your life.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/best-buttermilk-pancake-recipe
15. Mussels in White Wine Sauce
You’re going to be shocked by how easy it is to cook mussels — and clams work exactly the same way. Add crusty bread and you’re in heaven.
http://www.melangery.com/2012/02/mussels-in-white-wine-sauce-with-onions.html
16. Whipped Cream
A very simple thing that is insanely delicious: Put heavy cream in a bowl, whip it (with a whisk — you can do it, don’t give up, it doesn’t take THAT long; or with an electric mixer) until it thickens, then add a little sugar. Pair with strawberries for the best simple dessert of all time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/articles/how-to-make-whipped-cream-a-step-by-step-guide.html
17. A Good Burger
A big part of this will be learning how to clean and fire up a grill, when the grill is hot enough, how to control the heat, which just takes research (i.e., watch a bunch of videos online) and practice. But start now with this very basic recipe for burgers.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/photos/how-to-make-a-perfect-burger.html
18. Creamy Mashed Potatoes
To make mashed potatoes, you cut raw potatoes into equal-size pieces (you can peel the potatoes or not), cover them with an inch of cold water, bring it to a boil and cook them until they can be easily pierced with a knife, then drain. Meanwhile heat some butter and cream (or milk, or half-and-half) together in another pot, combine that with the cooked potatoes and lots of salt and mash it all together. You can add more milk, butter, and salt until it tastes good if you need to. Lots of people add things like garlic, spices, sour cream, even cheese to the butter/cream mixture for extra deliciousness (like the restaurant-style garlic mashed potatoes recipe). But if you want to just start with the very basics, use the second recipe link.
http://www.deliciousasitlooks.com/2012/05/restaurant-style-garlic-mashed-potatoes.html, http://www.cookingclassy.com/2012/11/moms-mashed-potatoes/
19. Basic Blanched Vegetables
Step 1: Bring a big pot of water to a boil.
Step 2: Salt the water.
Step 3: Once the water’s really boiling, put a couple handfuls of one kind of vegetable in the water for about 1–3 minutes (depends on the veggie how much time you’ll need). Be careful not to crowd them/add too many vegetables at once. If you’re cooking a lot of vegetables, work in batches; you want the water to stay at consistent boil the whole time.
Step 4: Taste one of the vegetables after a minute. For bigger veggies like broccoli, if you don’t want to taste it you can insert a small knife into the thickest part of the stem — if the knife slides in and out easily, it’s done.
Step 5: Remove the veggies once they are cooked using tongs or a slotted basket or spoon. (You probably don’t want to just dump the veggies into a colander and lose all your boiling water, because you can cook several batches of different different kinds of vegetables — green beans, then asparagus, then peas — in the same pot of boiling water and make one hell of a delicious vegetable salad. So cook the smallest thing that you wouldn’t want to fish out with a spoon last — like peas — then you can dump the water.)
Step 6: Immediately “shock” your cooked veggies: Put them straight from the boiling water into a bowl of ice water — use lots of ice — right away to stop the cooking and so they stay green and bright. Try this recipe for practice, although if you can’t find fava beans (and they are annoying to peel anyways), just use snap peas, snow peas, or green beans.
20. Rice on Your Stovetop
Use this recipe (http://www.thehungrymouse.com/2013/06/27/how-to-cook-perfect-white-rice-on-the-stove/). The Kitchn also has great step-by-step instructions for a basic pot of rice (http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-rice-on-the-stove-44333).
21. Healthy Baked Fish
If you’re really scared of cooking fish, it’s best to do it in a little pouch made of foil or parchment because that’s the most forgiving method. But making a marinade/sauce and baking it straight up like the recipe in the photo above is great too.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/fish-in-parchment-paper, http://natashaskitchen.com/2012/06/08/baked-salmon-with-garlic-and-dijon/
22. Hearty Beef Stew
This is a good recipe to learn early because it teaches you the basics of braising: Sear meat on all its sides in a hot pot, take it out, sauté some onions in that pot, add a little liquid (broth, wine, whatever) and scrape up brown stuff, put the meat back in with lots of stock and some wine and maybe herbs, and simmer on low for a while. Add vegetables like potatoes, carrots, and peas (that you want to retain a certain bite) toward the end so they cook until just tender and don’t get mushy. Follow this classic recipe from CHOW or the very similar and amazing one from Gourmet.
http://www.chow.com/recipes/30301-easy-beef-stew, http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Beef-Stew-with-Potatoes-and-Carrots-350935
23. A Simple Cake for Special Occasions
To make a cake, you need an electric mixer and some kind of baking pan. The easiest cake in the world is a loaf cake because it’s just, like, a loaf, but it absolutely still counts as a thoughtful gesture if it’s someone’s birthday or something. And they are delicious. The first recipe a great vanilla loaf cake from Dorie Greenspan, queen of baking recipes, but don't forget Nigella Lawson’s dense chocolate loaf cake.
http://parade.condenast.com/125956/doriegreenspan/123-bake-simple-loaf-cake/, http://food52.com/recipes/20091-nigella-lawson-s-dense-chocolate-loaf-cake
24. Basic Frosting
Buttercream frosting is your basic cupcake/cake frosting that spreads around like magic and tastes creamy and delicious. Most frosting recipes call for a stand mixer (because it takes a while to beat the butter so it’s nice to be able to walk away), but you don’t really need one if you have an electric hand mixer. The basic thing is that you’re going to beat butter for a long time in the bowl and then add powdered sugar. Here’s a vanilla buttercream frosting recipe, a classic chocolate buttercream frosting, a slightly creamier, super-fudgy frosting, and a cream cheese frosting.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/quick-vanilla-buttercream-frosting-recipe.html, http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2010/10/22/best-chocolate-buttercream-cupcakes/, http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/08/espresso-chiffon-cake-with-fudge-frosting/, http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cream-cheese-frosting-recipe.html.
25. Easy Salad Dressing
You know when you’re at an Italian restaurant and there’s a bowl of olive oil with a little floating pool of balsamic vinegar in it for you to dip your bread in? That’s basically salad dressing that hasn’t been whisked. Once you know the basics, you can truly make any salad dressing recipe, and the basics are:
• The ratio is more or less 1 part acid to 3 parts oil. Acid means vinegar or lemon juice, usually.
• You start with acid then whisk in oil.
Follow this simple recipe. http://www.marthastewart.com/336993/basic-vinaigrette
26. A Good, Unfussy Cheese Plate
This isn’t exactly “cooking” per se, but obviously it’s very important because cheese. You don’t have to serve a prepacked cubed cheese situation at a party ever again. There is another way, and it doesn’t require a fancy cheese shop.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/great-cheese-plate-at-a-regular-supermarket
comeplaydead
Recipes any 10 year old could probably work out*
LiterallyYourMom
Step 1: Afford groceries.
AnyGivenTuesday
Step 2: Stop starving. Because I'm assuming you don't think eating out is cheaper than groceries.
Wombatish
Who doesn't know how to make rice on the stove? It literally tells you how on the box/bag. I'
Wombatish
m pretty sure 'reading' is the only required skill.
kaakku
Since my teen years cooking has been my biggest hobby. Learn how to cook, it's killer with the ladies
sparkledick
I started at 16 while working in fast food. Used to combine stuff in the kitchen to make my own inventions. Now I'm a fancy home cook
nice2pleaseyou
and guys
SailboatWallpaper
I'd like to inform everyone that the "Killer Guacamole" has been apprehended.
fityzmo
I giggled more than I should have
lastminute
Thanks, but I'm going to need proof. Is it at your place?
SailboatWallpaper
Yes, absolutely understandable, you need to feel safe. Here's the proof, it's their mugshot.
ijustwannafavoriteshit
Aka western/westernized food. Also buzzfeed needs to stop infiltrating imgur
AdmiralAssPound
Had me at Deliciously Melty Grilled Cheese
opikal
Man my whole life I have been telling people grilled cheeses need both sides of the bread to be crispy but NOOOOOOOOOO bunch of lazy dicks
Misora
Instead of butter try lightly coating the outside with mayo. I railed against trying it for years but finally did. Damn, people were right.
AdmiralAssPound
Thnx for the idea I'll try it sometime.
Candymostdandy
Roasted vegetables are best vegetables.
imhoots
Follow the directions they give but use chili powder for a different flavor. I put a little garlic salt on potatoes, too. Yum!
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
It is so hard to stick to a diet with these yummy food posts!!!
757365726e616d65
roasting makes even brussel sprouts delicious
xenadukem
brussel sprouts, green beans, and cauliflower are my favorite roasted veggies. olive oil and salt, perfection.
LanaSmith
true if you have the time to do it right otherwise into the stew pot it goes for second best way
Kalooki
Leftovers make excellent soup, too :)
four2
I, too, enjoyed the Justin Bieber roast.
Candymostdandy
Heeheehee!
lockwoodx
I thought that one was about roasting fruit. :D
Candymostdandy
I am not sure my initial reply accurately depicted how much I enjoy this comment.
four2
At latest after your 2nd comment I think it's fair to assume that you, in fact, did enjoy it, and for that I am most gladdened.
Candymostdandy
Your use of gladdened has gladdened me.
Mokiepotato
I like food
SIXTHS3ENSE
I have a mutual agreement with my wife: She cooks everything. I cook BBQ. It's worked well for several years
CloverTheClever
TIL: BBQ exists outside the bounds of "everything".
SIXTHS3ENSE
If it's outside the kitchen it's not her duty
freelsd
25 reposts you should learn to repost 20 times
Mattmelchert
Add cream cheese to your mashed potatoes I swear bruh
Equinox13
Or buttermilk. If you like the flavor of buttermilk in pancakes or ice cream, buttermilk mashed potatoes are just incredible.
wahchoolookinat
I ALWAYS put garlic powder in the water when boiling tatoes. Makes them yummier and delishier :)
Squelchtone
do you mean sour cream?
Mattmelchert
I most certainly do not. Cream cheese. Trust me.
Squelchtone
I'll try cream cheese if you try sour cream! =)
Mattmelchert
Deal.
MrBassoonBro
lightly fried fish fillets
klipkloper
I want you to know I'm going out of my way to try to top comment this
Rrrrgrr
Too many people overcook fish. This is wrong so very very wrong.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time...
AncientWeapons
lightly fried fish fillets.
Therearetoomanyusernames
http://media.tumblr.com/571a168d77bf207443905e5c9fc1273a/tumblr_inline_mrg5arEYqt1qz4rgp.gif
Itisseventyalonghere
One apostrophe you should learn to use in your 20s.
bazingles63
What kind of list goes from Mussels with White Wine Sauce to Whipped Cream?
lockwoodx
The kind that doesn't take itself seriously.
setzz
How to cook rice right every time: buy a rice cooker. Even the small cheap ones makes awesome rice without risk of getting it burnt.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Then lock self out of apartment. Perfect every time.
TheManWithTheVan
What about old school scratch made biscuits? Flour (3 cups), buttermilk (enough to make a dough ball), butter (1 stick)
pandafuck
i make biscuits a lot. averaging 3 times a week. thats way too much butter. 5 tbsp is plenty. a tip is to have frozen butter.
bregma
Works better with a small spoonful of baking soda as leavening, unless you like eating rocks. And a pipkin of salt.
TheManWithTheVan
Or use self rising flour. Either way
InnocentValley
Yeh see... How big is a stick of butter? That isn't a universal measurement.
asdfertjryjre
About eight tablespoons.
InnocentValley
Yeh see... How big is a stick of butter? That isn't a universal measurement.
TheManWithTheVan
An American stick of butter. As found at chain grocery stores. According to Google: 1US stick of butter= 118.29 ml
InnocentValley
Thank you good sir. *Converts to grams.*
zorrofox12
Favorited...I'll probably never use it, but I favorited it
757365726e616d65
I favourited it last time it was posted. Actualy used the macaroni&cheese recipe to improve my own
FadingNewDawn
Favorite when it was posted 6 months ago...still haven't used it
PakitoTaquito
Story of my imgur life.
ChubbyStyles
I see what you did there, that comment always get upvotes guaranteed.
Leonaaleoleo
I've tried a ton of cookies and chilling the dough is by far the biggest improvement in any recipe I've used, my fav is sally
Kalooki
cmntng for later
Leonaaleoleo
Totally worth the trouble, she also takes the time to explain why she does everything so it's interesting too! C:
Kalooki
Oh, awesome, thank you :)
Misora
For me it was the investment in a cookie dough scoop. It's a lot easier for them to be done all at once if they're the same size.
Leonaaleoleo
I find them troublesome since the dough I use is thick, but I end up spending a ton of time trying to get them all the same size afterwords
Equinox13
For me it was forgoing the baking part and just eating the dough. (I'm kidding. Kind of. My brothers would disagree that it's a joke.)
Rentheyacht
Chilling the dough is srs business. My fav. http://www.thecrepesofwrath.com/2011/06/29/infamous-jacques-torres-chocolate-chip-cookies/
UsuallyFromMyPhone
I've done the NY times recipe many times. It's amazing. The salt also makes the cookie really good too.
Leonaaleoleo
http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2013/05/13/chewy-chocolate-chunk-cookies/
MyNameisJavert
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ArbyBlack
Chilling the dough and using brown sugar. Double win
zelnoth
I feel like you should also learn how to make a good potato salad.
mitzygoesmeow
*AGGRESSIVELY SALTS GUACAMOLE*
canadianpancakes
*sadly dies from clogged arteries, alone*
mitzygoesmeow
*Cries guacamole*
shaylynnplaysthesax
Hi, I have a problem... I over salted my guacamole
Fmarmenta
The guac recipe escalated quickly
guantanamobayxx
I'm so happy this is top comment.
mitzygoesmeow
Me too ;~;
toospoon
How to make guacamole: go to chipotle, steal entire vat of guacamole, run away.
Frederf
Big, big grains of salt.
NinjasStoleMyMama
*fusses over cheese plate*
TechnOkami
http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/23/2302f19fe5271e0f57b18bd52d2c96f13fe5e471_full.jpg
ButterflyHeimlich
That's going in the books for A-salt.
kickingmyself
Try adding some slightly unripe mango, dice it up and add it to any guac recipe.
elorangeman
No please don't do that.
theamightylemon
*AGGRESSIVELY EATS BURGER*
pookieeatworld
*AGGRESSIVELY ORDERS CHINESE*
BalloonNazi
*MANIC DEPRESSIVE GUACAMOLE*
Rialle
Guacamole has taken out an AVO... What do I do now!??!
coolbeth
Nothing.. you've done all you can..
Frederf
Big, big grains of salt.
moshev
Instructions unclear, kitchen floor now a salt beach.
asterisk09
*Aggressively salts guacamole, while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance*
raweseus
*VIOLENTLY SALTS GUACAMOLE*
everythingpoop
poop
Chron121
*VIOLENTLY DEVOURS GUACAMOLE, BOWL, AND SPOON*
BearwMeB
::Gavin Screaming::
lulzteddy
referencegameon.gifv
Teonis
Called it
zackofspades
*SHOVES DICK INTO GUACAMOLE*
CoJaBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXdZi3yCXK4&t=40s
PapyrusFont
:)
LaurenElle1996
*PERFUSELY SALTS GUACAMOLE*
expandMYhorizons
Profusely. (Sorry to be that guy.) (Also, I'm a woman.)
deepfriedewok
AGGRESSIVELY VIOLENT GUACAMOLE*
SomethingCleverBand
New band name.
gmonkey129
AGGRESSIVELY VIOLENT SALT**
ItsAnAperture
*DIES* *VIOLENTLY*
everythingpoop
poop
GrouchyMarx
*AGGRESSIVELY VIOLATES GUACAMOLE*
EricTheSpecialPandaWithALongUsername
*GUACAMOLE AGGRESSIVELY VIOLATES*
TheCochNessMonster
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/04/escalated.gif
slinkywafflepants
Yes!
everythingpoop
poop
Disturbed1102
*ASSAULTS GUACAMOLE*
SirSage
*VIOLENTLY AGGREGATES GUACAMOLE*
wanooknox
Professionally Aggregates Guacamelee Quarterly Earnings.
everythingpoop
poop
miNAJEtrois
*FUCKED GUACAMOLE AGGRESSIVELY*
TheJDizzle
*AGGRESSIVELY SALTS OP'S MOM*
iMofo
Instructions unclear. Violently ate out random woman, then aggressively salted her!
crowey92
chilli, lemon juice, salt, avocadoes, coriander, bit of nutmeg is also nice
elorangeman
Chilli as in the sauce? Next time call them serranos.
elorangeman
Also, no coriander or nutmeg. Just avocados, salt, serranos if you want it to burn a bit, and half a lime if you're making a small batch.
zerothoughtgiven
*ASSAULTS SEA BASS http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2548644/dumb-and-dumber-seabass-o.gif
everythingpoop
poop
UnsuspectedGibbon
That's as-salt! Poor guacamole.
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
no don't do that, you can always add more but you can't take it out.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
BUT IT SAID SO IN THE RECIPE
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
a recipe is a starting point, cooking in a journey.
CarrieCork
I don't know about in guacamole, but for a lot of things if you add too much salt, slice a raw potato and lay on top. It draws out salt 1/2
Timexican
For guac you just gotta add more avocados. Eventually you get the ratio right and have the biggest bowl of guac ever.
CarrieCork
2/2 This is also why it's so hard to get leek & potato soup well salted - the potato just soaks it all up!
NiftyNips
So you're saying, dont add sugar. Isn't that how opposites work??
Merlinspants77
Not with that attitude.
TheChartreuseMoose
http://imgur.com/8n1cCON
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
ok, you let me know how well your attitude pulls salt out of avocado paste.
Merlinspants77
earthwolf1404
HULK... SALT!!!
Rabbs
-files charges for aggravated assault-
SteakBabies
*ASSAULTS GUACAMOLE*
pookieeatworld
[Guacamole salting intensifies]
aurthurallan
Honestly it doesn't need any salt, you're just going to eat it will salty chips.
icarusglider
Burn the heretic!
doctorbees
I dunno, I find I need to add some salt to guac when I make it.
aurthurallan
I find that too many ingredients detract from the avocadoey goodness. I just use two avocados, the juice of one lemon and one lime.
doctorbees
I like mine with some extras. I add diced tomato and onion, lime juice, salt, pepper, and some Cajun spice blend.
aurthurallan
Yeah, those can all be good. Mostly I think garlic and onion powder are too overpowering. With diced onion, the flavors are still separate.
MvdVeen
*AGRESSIVELY SALTS SALTY CHIPS*
ellavator
*VIOLENTLY EATS SALTY CHIPS*
BrandtKadin
Lime and a spoon full of salsa are much more important than salt
elorangeman
Do not add salsa to guacamole. They aren't supposed to go together. Cut a serrano pepper to add some heat.
SomethingCleverBand
Correct, lime juice isn't just there for awesome flavor...it's there to prevent the avocado from browning. Works with apples, too.
elorangeman
Unless you're making a large amount, the lime really is only there for flavor.
SomethingCleverBand
I usually only use two hass avocados per serving and it can still brown quicker without lime juice.
elorangeman
My family uses three to four avocados and it never browns because its finished. If yours is browning then make less.
Quanndo
*triggered
elorangeman
No, do not salt aggressively. The flavor of the avocado should first. The salt is just there as an after thought.
SomethingCleverBand
Pretty sure they're joking. Lighten up.
elorangeman
Joking or not people do this way too often.
NothingButReposts
Fuck off with your buzzfeed.
KAG25
you forgot eggs for breakfast
greenbeanraneen
The frittata is the egg dish. Learning how to boil or fry an egg is something you gotta learn in your early teens- not twenties.
iputmyhanduponyourhip
I make my fried/sunny side up eggs in the bacon grease right after the bacon is done. Love my country style breakfasts!
KAG25
do that with the sausage cooking first then add the eggs for some dirty eggs
puddlejumper
Raw whites, gag.
Silvarus
I taught myself how to make poached eggs. So good.
moshev
You learn that before your first day of school.
KAG25
not anymore
sorryforpotato
Exactly. Cooking an egg perfectly is really one of the biggest fundamentals anyone can have.
Cheomesh
I'm pretty good in the kitchen, but I have a curse where scrambled eggs will -always- stick.Even in a literal lake of butter.FML
sorryforpotato
Same here. I think it's that the eggs are on too high heat. Turn it down a bit and let them cook slowly.
compumasta
You are correct. If you can't keep scrambled eggs from sticking, your fire is too high. Low-med works well for me, but YMMV.
KAG25
I always make a omelette, figured out the best way to get them thin and fluffy still
Fuzzysteve
I tend to end up with scrambled egg. But I like scrambled egg, so I'm not complaining.
PurpleHydrangas
My omelets always turn into scrambled eggs but they're the best damn scrambled eggs ever.
getthismanabeer
Why? Cause you can't keep it from sticking, or just always a last second "fuck-it-i'm-gonna-stir-it"
PurpleHydrangas
I haven't perfected the fold over...maybe I try it too early...but that's when I say fuck it and stir lol
sorryforpotato
Do tell. I am an over easy kind of gal. Some buttered sour dough bread and some bacon. Fuck. I am hungry now.
KAG25
just one egg, some salt and pepper, then add a splash of milk with some chipotole hot sauce like 3 drops. use butter on the pan
sorryforpotato
That seems reasonable.
BoboTheIceMan
Over easy is fine, you gotta make sure you keep the white from being too runny. It's how I like mine, Wife loves over medium.
waynebradybitch
i used to eat them over-hard then i tried over-medium and now i love the taste of egg yolk and can't eat them over-hard anymore
ToughCheeseSmallPaws
Tell me about it. Finding a mate who can make eggs over easy right is next to impossible.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Mine always come out right... Is over easy really that hard to do?
getthismanabeer
Wtf? - it's soo easy. Just put a damn lid on the pan and you don't even have to flip.
sorryforpotato
That's pretty much my only requirement. Have a fantastic penis and be able to cook me eggs. Wait... that's two. Hehehehe.
srsbizness
KAG25
So, you eat nuts?
srsbizness
Allergic. Anaphylactically so.
KAG25
what was the GIF for
srsbizness
Because eggs.
Zomb1E
But I'm 30
LordStar
1984 Born Unite.
hogjockey
TOO LATE, OLD MAN! SIT DOWN AND PUT YOUR DENTURES IN!!!1!
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
"should"
tanadarko
It's too late for us, motherfucker!
gooseblues
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2013-11/imagebuzz/webdr01/4/21/i-had-to-do-this-10999-1383620044-9.jpg
MeowsellusWallace
Then get outta here!! You saw the title.. move along, oldie.
peaceloveandgraffiti
Ha! I don't turn 30 until October. I still got time! Is it bad that I can only make a grilled cheese sandwich, though?
voidf1sh
YOURE SCREWED
jimmycarrsweirdlaugh
We're off the hook! TO THE KRAFT DINNER!
jonhnefill
Everyone knows that ones ability to cook goes away after we turn 30. After that consider yourself lucky if you remember how to order pizza.
jonhnefill
Source: I'm 34.
SpoonOfDoom
I have four months left! There is still hope!
DrJohnnyZoidberg
I have 11... Time to practice
kyleman773
i only have 9 years left :O oh no
whydidyougooglethat
You know it ain't happening. You can lie to us, but cant lie to yourself.
SpoonOfDoom
Well, I can already cook decently, so I'm not gonna pressure myself.
littlecatdog
Me too! Time to get cooking!
SpoonOfDoom
Let me just geht my yellow suit...
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
catch up.
Aeden
ggwp.
Pontation
Why bother putting a category there?!?! Females, golf enthusiasts with beach house in Sri Lanka, salmon people!
Equinox13
You want salmon people to learn to bake fish? Omg that is SO heartless.
nightgamer06
Have you not heard of a show called sponge Bob?
Equinox13
*Hides under desk to avoid having to admit I've never actually watched Spongebob*
JoGoWhoa
Well shit.. I'm 25. Are we failing at life?
LoopStricken
I didn't need this post to tell me that! Ahaha! Haha! Haaah... ah. :(
PunishMentor
Homemade whipped cream is the best and so easy. The only reason to buy the cans is to get high after the guests leave.
bregma
... or to encourage them to come over and share
foulfeet
What kind of heathens don't whip their own cream? That can stuff is nasty yo.
wizardboy24
Don't whip too long, or you'll get butter.
InnocentValley
I always try to imagine the reactions of the first guy who whipped for too long.
DerpKugel
No sugar though - sugared whipped cream is a no no in my world
sorryforpotato
You and me both. Also, I have an immersion blender to help with the whipping...
PunishMentor
http://imgur.com/iRp5agz
sorryforpotato
Misora
OMG immersion blender + tall narrow glass. Whipped cream in like 4 seconds. I still keep spray cans though. Not worth it for 1 cup of cocoa.
sorryforpotato
Mine came with a cup with measurements on it. I have lost it so I do what you do.
Misora
I use a drinking glass I have that fits it pretty well. Doesn't have to get all the way down to the very bottom as long as it's submerged.
InnocentValley
I guess cans are useful in cafes and restaurants where whipped cream is needed at random times and fast.
theBastardThornOfCamorr
Thanks buzzfeed
ChangedMyName
OP's name is IOnlyRepost
JustLivin
+1 for facts
Dove23
I was looking for this comment +1
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Right? And why "in your 20's"?
LadyArwen
That's typically the age you start to fend for yourself, and should probably have cooking basics mastered before they're over.
yaluen
Optimism that you'll be married in your 30s.
krauraurgg
Because 19 is too optimistic, but by the time you're 30 you really should know how to cook already. Thought maybe not this particular stuff.
Popyseed11
I'm 19 and I've know how to make everything here except the mussels and guac since I was 13 lol. These are all ridiculously easy foods
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I know some dudes in their mid-20s who have no fucking clue how to make even the most basic meals. Dates are always at restaurants, lol. =P
Popyseed11
That's why it's so useful! Don't learn to cook for yourself, learn to cook to impress your dates
OprahIsBigFoot
Because that's who is stupid enough to read buzzfeed articles
Odaus
Don't worry, Buzzfeed copied it from somebody else first.
krauraurgg
I'm pretty sure it was on the front page here a few weeks ago.
655321mnc
from buzzfeed... this was posted there quite a while ago
StrawmanPuncher
Jamie Oliver taught me how to make the best roast chicken, but it involves a lot of butter and shoving a lemon up its ass.
LeoHowler
I use either olive or canola oil instead, but the lemon is always key. I'm actually making this today. :D
Baconmac1234
Sounds like a really good Friday night.
DiirtMcGiirt
Technically youre putting the lemon in its throat hole D:
UnpleasantOne
Lemongrass?
wallabyMOB
Butter is what makes everything taste good.
thejazzking
Don't forget garlic lemon thyme butter under the skin :D
mateysaidwot
Lemon up the ass. Butter in the thighs. Fill her up with all the herb she can handle. Get as salty as YOU can handle. Add Moar Garlic.
InnocentValley
Jamie Oliver taught me that cinnamon is awesome in chili. And also a cool way to make spaghetti and prepare bell peppers.
FedEXguy
I'm gonna need a link for the chili. I'm very intrigued.
InnocentValley
I mean I changed the initial recipe anyway to how I wanted it.
InnocentValley
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-recipes/good-old-chilli-con-carne/#VJE6sJCJ0yu6sGBR.97 not sure it was this one but it's one.
FedEXguy
Cool, thanks. I mostly wanted to see how the cinnamon was integrated. Gonna have to try that with my personal recipe next time!
InnocentValley
Care to share? I haven't developed my own recipe yet, still experimenting different things.
starvingpoet
They do that in Ohio - it's disgusting.
InnocentValley
I also like to add way too much spices. So you'd hate mine. I also don't use salt.
starvingpoet
gordonramsey.gif.
gbombuh
If you don't put garlic in your tomato sauce, you're doing it so wrong
Imgur2036
I fucking hate garlic and its stinky vulgar aftertaste. I replace it with onion whenever I can, or use whole cloves or garlic salt.
mmmerf
Life without garlic is meaningless and empty.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
It depends. If you use a good enough tomato sauce like San Marzano tomatoes, sometimes less is more.
sparkledick
And it also needs a good tomato, San Marzano preferably. Roma are good too if you can't find San Marzano.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
San marzano tomatoes are the best
sparkledick
I got 3 huge cans from Costco, always nice to have them on hand for sauces
Cheomesh
Not ever used them; what makes them better than Roma?
sparkledick
They don't taste as acidic to me, almost bittersweet. It works really well with all the other components in just about any tomato sauce
SightlierGravy
San Marzano's are one of the genetic bases for the Roma variety. The purpose of Roma tomatoes was to introduce disease resistance to sauce
slagath0r
to be honest i only put one clove because i don't like a lot of garlic in my sauce but i use paprika and cayenne to spice it up and i don't
slagath0r
think it's ketchupy at all
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
No basil? No oregano?? NO BAY LEAVES?! NO ONIONS?!?!?!?!??!
slagath0r
i didn't say i don't use any of the other standard stuff, always onions, and interchangeable oregano or basil, rarely bay leaves
StankyPankySammich
Lol saw that recipe and skipped it, my dad taught me his sauce which we've been told is the best sauce by several Italians,so I'll keep mine
dwimmerlaik
Well send me the recipe so I can test it out against mine
StankyPankySammich
More of a bolognese sauce. Just mushrooms, onions, green and red peppers with crushed tomatoes and sauce and some tomato paste. Simmer >>
StankyPankySammich
>>for like 6 hours and serve. Oh forgot garlic. Obviously need garlic. I'm drunk and can't remember. But pretty basic red sauce.
Alwayskneph
"Almost had me" - Vampires everywhere
DSC01
There are lots of ways to make a good tomato sauce without garlic. I used to cook professionally. I know this.
rhythmnation
Or, you have acid reflux and don't want your stomach to eat itself.
naughtywhiteboy
I do. Can't live without it though. I pop a Nexium and life is grand
KiwiDinosuar
Basil is good too : ^0)))
Cheomesh
MOAR BASIL. In fact, just give me pesto.
ancilliron
I add Cholula to mine.
Estesark
My Italian friends tell me that adding garlic to a tomato pasta sauce turns it into pizza sauce. Can anyone confirm?
naughtywhiteboy
I know a Beard Award winning Italian chef. Had his spaghetti and meatballs on Friday with big chunks of garlic and whole basil leaves. Mmm..
gbombuh
It probably depends on the region their families come from, but most people I know use garlic in their pasta sauce. It'd be too bland w/o it
theclevernamegoeshere
Yes
NightingalesBlackAce
Can't tell whether I found an annoying puritan or an annoying garlic lover
squarerootofpiecharts
The chef my dad studied under would just stick a shit ton of garlic and an onion stuffed full of cloves in the sauce and let it sit.
Maahes0
Maybe a vampire wrote the recipe. Damned vampires.
Imgur2036
Triggered!
TalosIsMyDad
Garlic water,garlic soup,garlic cereal,garlic coffee, some things I have on a daily basis
Idownvotegunnuts
I have had Roasted Garlic ice cream before, it wasn't bad.
LJwoods
As an Italian - fuck off with your butter too. Extra virgin olive oil. Always.
h3lblad3
I use butter in everything. Extra virgin olive oil is for shaving.
Scars0fStrength
As soon as you add the garlic, it becomes GRAVY-Italians
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
A lot of garlic. I have yet to put too much in, and I've put what I thought was a lot in more than a few times.
gbombuh
I completely agree, I've never had something "too garlicky"
JustGoingToChangeItAnyway
If you don't put garlic in almost everything you're doing it wrong.
Amythyst
*in absolutely everything
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
I would probably object to putting garlic in my ass. Probably.
Amythyst
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
HelaSisterOfThor
If zi have a recipe calling for garlic, I usually double it.
anupvoteformeisadownvoteforhitler
when it ask for a clove, I add the whole bulb.
azurepenguin
Garlic and olive oil!!!
brethamus
Yes, you are correct
DrJohnnyZoidberg
You, I like you.
Ruruskadoo
Everything savory needs garlic. The only viable excuses not to add it are if it's a sweet dish or if you have an allergy.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Sweet lime? Savory snack?
SweetToof1890
in which case I feel really bad for you
McStabsworth
But then you are probably a vampire so you know...
Ruruskadoo
As horrifying as it sounds, there are actually people allergic to garlic. I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Have you never had honey garlic anything?
MrPCNerd
I made roasted spicy horny garlic chicken the other night
incrediblyeasy
Did you arouse the chicken before or after death?
SuperMareBear
Quite right. I've had garlic ice cream. It's fantastic.
residentPsuedoPhysicist
Its a criminal offense in some countties to get lax on the garlic
SaltAirFreshWater
Yes..the "maybe" some garlic made me cringe
jeepinguy
Store bought equals sauce, homemade equals GRAVY
Whateverthehellyouwant
As a 19 y/o I am surprised that I can already do most of this. My 20s are going to be so easy.
RebelPotato
Let's be nice to this 19-year-old - generally, yes, your EARLY 20's will be easy...easIER, that is. Once you hit 25, it changes. Trust me!
whatisusernameprecious
I turn 20 in 9 days, my angus is ready!
tibicendiscordia
oh god, can we trade lives? I would cherish your naivete, embrace your freedom, and sleep in sound ignorance. You can...have my taxes.
Wickedandtruth
Also a 19 year old, was thinking the same thing.
Equinox13
I advise you not to read the comments on the one you replied to, then. Savor your innocence.
srrz2
I am 21 and i can make some bomb ass special Brownies ;)
KeatonTS
as someone in their 20s. the knowledge and know how is easy, but the practical part about actually obtaining the food is not.
OhPieceOfCandy
As someone a little more than halfway through, I can tell you ,h ave and your 20's will be fine. To me cooking is a very relaxing hobby.
Wineoceros
Overachiever.
LeftyMasterRace
I knew how to do all of these before I was 18. It doesn't make anything easier
Jimmyn6
that update in a few years will be great...
RetrieveThatGold
Good luck kiddo.
OracleForCheap
I Do all the non-American ones easily. Mac and cheese? Never tried it, never will. Cheddar? Worst "cheese" ever.
Whateverthehellyouwant
I'll defend mac and cheese but not the american way.
sparkledick
Vermont aged cheddar is good. Supermarket cheddar? Please god no.
laNikiNt
and then lazy happens
PatchMaster
Pepper your angus, youngin.
Kalooki
That sounds like it should be some really profound old Gaelic saying
RedVagOfCourage
I read this as "pepper your anus." You people have ruined me.
MallardDrake28
samesamesame was hoping someone else was going to point it out XD
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
"My 20s are going to be so easy." Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha. *sigh*
Kalooki
As a 21 y/o, this was my exact reaction
benjenstark
:(
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
ha ha ha ha ha - *sobing* *crying heavily* (as a 26 year old female)
nightgamer06
Heehee *weeping in the fetal position with arms around legs snot rolling out nose* adulting is hard. (As a 26 y/o male )
nightgamer06
I was nice to all the mean people and then mean to all the nice people. I dont get life and im happy to be alone! * sobs more*
ILoveCreamPies
Ha! I'll be 30 this year! Thongs are gonna be up hill from here!
MrNames
I am told one starts to get there shit together in there 30's. But may haps tis but the few I have quizzed on the subject.
KeatonTS
sorry, but thongs reside in asshole valley
bruuno117
Actually thongs are going to be down hill from here :|
ILoveCreamPies
Things...when can we get an edit button?
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Every single decade is a different level of suckage. You just measure which one sucked the least. At least 20s your body is still strong.
peaceloveandgraffiti
Best comment I've read.
SerenityMichealFriskie
My boyfriend and i cook these things on a regular basis. We love to cook. But i thought all these were very simple. Surprised
lastminute
As someone not allowed in my mother's kitchen, to this day, I never learned to cook. I wish I'd had this list 30 years ago.
SerenityMichealFriskie
I'm sorry! i learned because my new boyfriend loved to cook and i love food haha! I did it for him i guess
LadyArwen
A lot of people don't cook from scratch, not realizing it's worth the effort. As someone who does, this is still a solid list of recipes.
youreablizzardbarry
I cook from scratch daily. So worth it.
SerenityMichealFriskie
As a youth in university. my friends are a little amazed because i always cook from scratch.
lauryn0369
20s easy? .. im 21 ride my bike to 3 jobs, im 1, 290 miles away from any of my familyand drink wine bcuz I have no life/friends
lastminute
I'm 2850 miles from any family, I don't need to drink now. Only when I visit.
MadHakon
I'm 23 and ride my bike to a single job, 1000 miles away from any family. How about you take it down a notch.
HotSaucy
I did this for a year. I look back on it fondly now.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I want you to look back at this in 5 years and see how wrong you were
thisisdaleb
I want to look back and see that they did will. I know there is no way that will happen, but I want to believe!
OneSpoiledDamnCat
27, just made my first grilled cheese last week. Burned the Hell out of it. I don't adult well.
lastminute
Patience grasshopper, the first rule of grilled cheese.
Equinox13
As someone who also knew the above recipes at 19 and recently left my teens behind...ahah...hah..ha...h...*sobs brokenly*
TrapsAreIllegal
Skip the deserts as they are useless at Uni, I learnt most of these while there.
gingerbaconkitty
How the fuck are desserts useless? They get me through life lol.
mondayaddams
He said desert. Dunno how to 'skip's them to, deserts are BIG af*
TrapsAreIllegal
At Uni they are pretty useless.
gingerbaconkitty
How? Like, that didn't answer my question.
TrapsAreIllegal
Because you are University and no one cares. You feed only yourself and you have no time to make treats that will only make you fatter :(
Equinox13
I don't know, I made friends with half my university with brownies and cupcakes, including a few of the "terrifying" professors.
eggrolious
Let's be real...pizza is only a phone call away.
TheNamesWolf
And who makes mac and cheese from scratch?
Justalobstercowboy
if you live in NY City
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
And they taste way better than homemade pizza... well, if you don't call dominos, they taste better.
DrunkTechSupport
You are my hero
CabooseKbuse
http://share.gifyoutube.com/KrePB8.gif
Polaristars
Or a click away.
Or10nSharkFin
I got a job at Pizza Hut so I would earn money to not have to eat Pizza from Pizza Hut.
MaharincessOfFranistan
there's something beautiful and poetic about this
IAmTheBadW01f
But nobody has been able to impress a girl with the ability to call and order pizza since Alexander Graham Bell....
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
And they taste way better than homemade pizza... well, if you don't call dominos, they taste better.
SerythValker
I ordered pizza tonight for that exact reason. Got multigrain crust unexpectedly :( riots were had
howdoiscience
Oh but you must know that homemade crust that's fermented for a day or two before being used for pizza is just. . . so wonderful. So good.
scottynoface
Why order it when you can make it?
arkemiffo
A call away? You primitive cave dweller. A call takes too long, and requires me to reach for the phone. I use the online order instead.
buttersdr
yuraf
Some say that cooking things on your own makes them tastier :) Also, you can add any seasoning you like and have fun cooking in company.
Whiskey461
Extremely simple to make at home, and tastes better too.
ConspicuousSpellingError
You've never had my home made pizza.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
whenever people say homemade pizza is better, I wonder if they have only ever had fast food chain pizza. My local place makes great pizza.
lalaleannlovespeople
Extremely?
Bibulus
Extremely.
Bibulus
Extremely.
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Bibulus
But it tastes so much better, is better for you, and as you said, is fun. Though there are times when it's not worth it.
doublekross
Whoah, slow your roll. You have clearly never had really good macaroni and cheese. It tastes nothing like the boxed stuff.
VyseN
And it will cost me 54 dollars.
LifeDoctor
Don't forget that happiness is only a suction cup away.
imhoots
Learn to make a white seafood pizza with seafood cheese garlic and butter and *then* you'll want to cook! :-)
AlexanderCrain
Let's be real... phone call? More like a few clicks away.
shvangle
But the best pizza is the one you make yourself
VyseN
Pizza steel, brosef!
Elliojsph
GIMME PIZZAAAA!
NeighborOfSparda
Since we're being real, I'd like to point out that "grilled" cheese sandwich was actually a panned cheese sandwich.
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
i flip the pan over and use it as a flat top.
Justalobstercowboy
Cheese, white bread, mayo on outside both slices, grill, as in "grilled" cheese
NeighborOfSparda
Are you telling me that I'm wrong?
tanebou
Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup = Heaven.
poisonousplanet
Alton Brown took issue with it too http://youtu.be/RllWJUvrxEY
HydeFromTheJekyll
I kinda want the dinosaurs squirt bottle he used
PTMdragon
the presenter seems fun but that is the most pretentious grilled cheese i have ever heard of and his bread to cheese ratio is way off.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Needs more cheese if you ask me
PTMdragon
honestly? i'd say less bread
poisonousplanet
Alton Brown is a national treasure
PTMdragon
i said he seemed fun, but i dont like prissed up grilled cheese
YouBannedMeForNothing
5/5
FridgeVanderHuge
Would pan again
ChangedMyName
"If I hit my phone in the right places a pizza will show up at my door." - Anna Kendrick
shvangle
But the best pizza is the one you make yourself
Aeiros
Homemade pizza used to be a goto date food for me when I was single. The dough I make can be refrigerated overnight so it's easy day of.
getthismanabeer
If you have a trader joe's nearby, they carry bagged pizza dough. Super simple stuff.
getthismanabeer
Mm yes, and even for those that don't want to make dough - If you have a trader joe's nearby, they carry it bagged. Super simple stuff.
ZoranKnight
Can I get your recipe?
Aeiros
I LOVE this one: http://altonbrown.com/pizza-dough-recipe/ FYI its ~3 cups flour ~2 cups H20 ~4 tsp. sugar/oil and ~5 Tsp. salt
ZoranKnight
Thanks! I've never made my own dough so I'll have to try this out
Duhuj
I'm not sure about america but here in Australia fastfood/pizza is hardly economical. Its barely cheaper than restaurants.
Sitali
A hawaiian slice please! W/jalapeños<3
LanaSmith
now you have gone and made me want to bake one of those.... by the power of home ec it will be delicious
Sitali
Yay!