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ichiqar
Hitler one best one!
Ioverboy
#16
happygamermyass
But why.gif
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Seems like they couldn't come up with a decent insult for #13
nijlonkai
Why do people do this to themselves?
benibeirish
+1 all day long.
swanui16
Lost it at "hippo face"
MesserAuditore
#18 will always be my favorite
dogsgreaterthancats
16s commenter has obviously been rejected a lot. Jesus. It's ok buddy, she's out there...
Texas45cal
#10 could eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence
Stefandesigns
#20 never forget
someoneelsesaiditfirst
#summitice
Cilvaa
I thought #4 is really cute.. anyone else?
Tiefschwarz
#14!!!
Chauxsitty
Why isn't there a positive thread called #ToastMe ?
Duggernauts
#20. That last one tho... hahahhahahahahahahaha
justahumanbeing
#5 was told to hold this sign. "friends" gave him BS reason and weeks later he say what the people said. Ya imagine his feels at that moment
softestpants
Yeah, I hate these. I know a kid who got tricked into it, and i can’t imagine how much that hurts.
NetProfit
Seen a few of these before but holy shit this was good. And Hitler's grin at the end just wraps it up so neatly.
Nintura1182
#1 what is Doublelift doing on RoastMe?
candytrickster
AustinOchoa
This was worth looking through for the end result.
Texas45cal
#1 looks like he went bobbing for french fries
Texas45cal
Correction The first Photo
ComedyMaster
#15 is sid the sloth's sister @op
AReallyNiceGuy32
Haha, never even considered that
ChessyChaf
Why do we still have these posts on the front page ? I don't find them funny...
BrobiwanKenobro
#7 has more trap than the streets his mom dragged him through when he was a baby
rocketdonkey
I read somewhere that some of the Roastme-people are actually doing it as part of their self-harm.
softestpants
And some are tricked or bullied into it.
lauragreene352
that's what I would be afraid of/why I wouldn't respond. it's uncomfortable imho
Tingettley
#16, still my fave
FlightRisk3154
This amd the folded flag are my favourites
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
It breaks sub rules and isn't funny. Not sure why people like it
ThePakistallion
This one is the least funny. Dude has serious issues.
grimfandango
I can't help but feel it is pathetic in its own way to try so hard to insult a total stranger. I'd rather be the one who made the picture.
Mugfan
yep, I re-read it everytime I see. Can't believe how perfectly written it is.
v3rmilion
I think it's dumb. I bet he copy pastes it to literally every photo of a moderately attractive girl in the roast me thread.
ButDadImaRockNRollMartian
I can't stand it. The point of roasts isn't to actually hurt people's feelings, but to be witty. This was not witty.
popau
It doesn't even seem like it would hurt anyone's feelings, it's entirely based on assumptions which probably aren't true...
lucklesscoin
This is true, but usually its by people who know and like you so you know it's a joke. This is like asking 4chan for relationship advice.
browsib
It's to roast people. That roasted her to a crisp, I think it did its job.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I don't think you understand the meaning of the term roast. I also think you have never actually been on the sub
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
I feel like I'm not alone in saying that #16 is in EVERY one of these, and it never comes across as anything less than utterly cringeworthy.
QueenElizabethTheGay
Agreed
Sebastan
16 is burning the fuck outta the bbq and trying to convince everybody it's a good roast.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
At least the short ones have some basic observation and wit going on, the long tirades just say more about the roaster.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
That one never fails to make me question whether or not we have another Eliot Rodger on our hands. Sounds like someone got rejected bad
passbi
That was the most savage thing on the list.
justahumanonline
"projection"
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's hella projecting. Also you'll notice that most of the projection comments are under female pictures. Someone got rejected.
hottpunkchick
Yep. He probably thought he sounded really clever too... It's funnier when they're joking but being mean, not just being mean.
minerhole
well technically that is what roast is
hottpunkchick
Well yeah, but his roast just tried too hard
SwarthyBastard
Eh, I don't like the ones that try to get too serious. The point of a roast is that it's well-intentioned-you only roast the ones you love.
TheShutTheFuckuper
That guy is a loser who cant get a date. He is bitter its literally leaking from that post
darbdavys
It would be a good insult if it had at least any connection with the "victim". There was nothing personal in there except the make-up part.
hottpunkchick
And it wasn't even that much makeup... Not enough to actually make it a good roast.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
While cruel, the roaster probably has a point. Girls' egos are shockingly delicate.
Otamega
I'm ugly but my ego is the size of Jupiter. It's helpful
hottpunkchick
I know plenty of men with really delicate egos. A roast is supposed to be mean but in good fun, not a way to bully ppl.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Oh same. In some ways moreso. And yeah, it wasn't a good "roast." Just saying it was probably a fairly accurate appraisal of her motives.
JaimeFookinLannister
Yeah, that person was trying way too hard. They've clearly got some issues there.
hottpunkchick
I downvoted bc of that one. It's so pretentious and douchey, even for a roast post. Like he was just way to serious and probably thought 1/2
hottpunkchick
He sounded really clever 2/2
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
He sounds like me in freshman year of high school, when I thought I was smart shit.
hottpunkchick
Exactly. We all thought we were the smartest ppl in the world as freshmen lol but it wouldn't surprise me if this guy was older.
BedsideTiger
Stuntminer202
These are reddit
BedsideTiger
what do you call #3
killrbee
#1 looks like he somehow survived hiroshima
kieran1306
Barely
failphins2
I think he's the captain of a sub in the new Fallout game
epicnessity
Don't think he needed to be roasted, he already looks like a burnt marshmallow.
BruceFlea99
Only if he was visiting Japan from the mainland. Oh I forgot, all Asians look the same.
rixoncider
Savage
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
Awesome comment roast
lovemesomepoptarts
How can he even see?
emmalee60
I heard that the burns were so deep they scorched the nerve endings so they felt no pain, but I feel it now for him.
SpanisInquisition
That's not a roast but a deep fry.
SkrtOnThaBitch
Just like his face
SpanisInquisition
Comment so hot it might as well BE the bomb that incinerated Hiroshima.