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sonof
Yep. OP was right but still a dick. They just asked. He said no and made a big deal out of it. Then they made a big deal. Waste of time.
MolleN
if only someone knew the word for "no"
Zanthy
I bet that kid who came late wasn't even in the class, just popped in to say hi to his friends who thought he was also in the class
Okiegoon
Hahaha, he shows up, they start asking for seat, he's not even in the class, watches fireworks, ditches when teach shows up. Epic.
Zanthy
The real MVP
malcheus
Why is this about the color of his skin again?
KeeleonOhms
The race card is Black Privelege?
FlysaMinelly
Ffs " oh hey can you give up your seat so our friend can have it? Yea I know there are no seats left but u should stand coz I said so
sowetoninja
They prob didn't know there were no seats left, and I'm gonna go on a limb here and say "witty" black guy made that up.
Entartika
Of course.. it's a "race issue" give me a break. fuck off.
AManisNotACamel
Not sure why OP is even taking that course. He should be making the big bucks with his PhD in Caucasian onomastics.
teklanis
I was with it until the racially focused tweet.
baraseth
How did this get so many upvotes Jesus fucking Christ
KeeleonOhms
"Black Privelege"
apercent
That clickbaity title
swaggininthenameofthelord
Exactly. His blackness is irrelevant for this scenario. He could have been an Apache helicopter and it would be the same.
TheRealEdwardRooney
I think it's relevant... seems Rosa Parks-esque to me
TheRealEdwardRooney
I think it's relevant... seems Rosa Parks-esque to me
isitsafeinhere
Funny ass shit!! "Beatles Reunion"...
BC2k2
I would have gone with Bradybunch Reunion myself. *shrug*
thegelatoking
Could have moved to another table but took the chair with him.
LimitDoesNotExist
Maxed out class. I'm assuming all tables are full.
sharon838
That would have been the best thing for him to do.
Eyeknackered
Well that never happened
footfoe
Did this guy really say caucazoid?
DalaranGentlemensClub
He did and apparently I got 5 down votes for saying it was funny, geeze.
bvheck
hey that's OUR WORD
Trid
That made me laugh my pasty white ass off.
tiny22
Why are all the comments like this one being downvoted. The fact that a person in a minority can get away with this hypocrisy is disgusting.
HaveYouHuggedYourUndertakerToday
Caucazoid, mongoloid, and negroid are anthropological terms. Negroid happens to be used as a slur by many caucazoids. No hypocrisy there.
raidleadergutts
Didn't you get the memo? You can't be racist towards white people!
SaturdayMidmorning
caucazoid, mongeloid, and negroid are legit terms, no?
ToxicPsychotic
all three terms were initially used scientifically, but today they're more known for their racist connotations (at least the last two are)
BHPaperstacks
The fact that I had to scroll this far is disgusting.
NotAPervert
The fact I haven't done my dishes in a week is disgusting
1lear1
The fact I have all this foot fungus under my pretty yellowish toenails is disgusting
stickitinuryolo
I'm going to start referring to my friends as "my caucs."
maroobear
LOL underrated comment
blainetog
Depending on how you pronounce that, it may be interpreted very differently from how you intend.
stickitinuryolo
My white friends are surely above average in the package department, so it works either way.
turdferguson74
I always call my friends 'My Honkies" or "My Crackas"
jackmiton
I feel a simple 'no' would have been fine...
Apelehamamama
Had the same thought
ChairmanLMA0
Just pointing out that your name is Drew.
LiquidSilk78
Thank you! I was hoping someone else would notice this.
terminalboot
Are you willing to consider the possibility that not everything is about race, Daquan? Just tell 'em to fuck off without being a dumbass.
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ayyradd
no one said it was about race, kenneth
everyblackguy
You mean like how he already did? And then they snitched to the prof? But He's the dumbass because your white ass got offended.
wickld
Seems like Drew, himself, did at 1:04...
jqb56789
I think he knew it wasn't about race but wanted to throw them off in a numerous manner.
jqb56789
humorous*
ayyradd
no one said it was about race, kenneth
RosegoldEverything
B-but the title, and the content of the posts.. and.. wait, you're joking!
ZazzySayWhat
Well, you're not wrong....
SweetGroverCleveland
So glad my name (Josh) didn't come up. I was sweating it for a few.
Ofuckoff
All I'll say is if this had been a white guy calling people "Lakeesha" or "Jaquizz" his response would not be considered "on point"
mentallypsycho
You seriously mad he was calling them random names? Black people can and have been called those names too, you know. Chill.
Chandraven
Exactly. Next time black folk gimme issues I'll be sure to thank LaQuan and Shanisha while I throw a fucking toddler tantrum.
muramaza
lol, no, it's still just as amusing picturing that.
NotTodayNotYesterday
IT'S DONE HERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Where the fuck are you??
WilliamKeith
punching up, punching down
ayyradd
O fuck off Brad
thewhiteblackdynamite
This would feel light-hearted were it being said amongst each other physically, but we can't help get a bit agitated when it's from Anon.
IndustrialSolvent
That was pretty funny OP. +1
SweetGroverCleveland
lol dam got em
Schnerpenherp
Oh my gawd I will literally screenshot this for Ashley
biggieshortiebutwhiteandold
lololololol
birthdaysuit
is it okay if i chuckled sensibly at the first one, and the lol'd at the second? The response and the name thing was on point.
blondeengineering
Yeah this was rascist Tyrone
disinformatique
Shut up Chad
everyblackguy
loantiburon
I did not know there was one for white people...is that sunblock?
RydWolf
I'm a little puzzled as to why they gave them bad teeth. I thought that was specifically an English stereotype.
MostUninterestingManInTheWorld
I think this one is specifically a Southern American stereotype.
DeLaRuuu
I think it's just the mouth from the black kid one.
CairoLen
Gee, it's almost like there's a difference in how one group is treated, and somehow that makes it less okay to joke that way.
goduckiesgoduckies
There is always one of you.
IcantFindAusernameThatIsNotTaken
You are completely right BUT I can't lie, that story was hilarious, especially the making up names part.
TheAbomunistManifesto
There's probably a similar scenario that I would find humorous if the race roles were reversed. Probably not this one, though.
danishjuggler21
Why you gotta bring hot tubs into this?
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
No like... I've never met a white person named "Jamal" but I've bet black people named "Joe" or "Nathaniel." Like, come one, brev
sowetoninja
"if you think I'm gonna give my seat up for you negroes.." would not go over well on imgur or twitter, or anywhere.
sowetoninja
"if you think I'm gonna give my seat up for you negroes.." would not go over well on imgur or twitter, or anywhere.
Superdupafly
Imgur, logic, it never happens when I am not the victim.
acidjuicemotel
Shut up, Logan.
MenaceToSobriety
I'd give you some advice, but you type it to yourself every time you log in. It's a joke story. Don't be *them* on *your* side.
disinformatique
It's a school, no one is trying to lynch the crackers.
disinformatique
We serve them here with soup usually.
MR3293
Bc those are some ignorant ass names. Black ppl have regular names just like white ppl and white ppl make up dumb ass names too
blueberrycupcakes
How many teenagers do you know named Molly?
LiterallyYourMom
That is true, because context exists and social dynamics don't exist in a vacuum.
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IronicUsername
So, basically...
Lilshadow48
TIL Two wrongs make a right.
somerandomtwat
tbf only the first one has anything to do with his comment
IronicUsername
second and third*
Jupman
There is anti black puffin on the front pgae at least every month.
loantiburon
I agree with your point, but none of those are front page posts. At least, not this year.
IronicUsername
Two of them are from less than a year ago. All of them were on the front page when I bookmarked them. These are just some I have saved. [1]
IronicUsername
I see this kind of thing here all the time. [2]
ashoebomb
Actually what I wanted to say. It's okay since they're white names.
UndercoverDumbledore
I found the story pretty funny but on twitter a group of people are calling the "Brady Bunch" racist but applauding terms like caucizoid 1/2
UndercoverDumbledore
I can only imagine if it were reversed and a new term was being made up to refer to black people as a whole. You can't stop hate with hate.
everyblackguy
Just like its ok when on imgur the black kids name is tyone and has no dad right?
ford372
Its still not right, but when you come back and do the same thing, it makes you look like a hypocrite.
ford372
Its still not right, but when you come back and do the same thing, it makes you look like a hypocrite.
ford372
Its still not right, but when you come back and do the same thing, it makes you look like a hypocrite.
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kaiserkeiser
Why on earth is there a class room with not enough seats for a class that's timetabled for it. I know.. First world problems, but seriously?
johnsmallberries
"Dear Professor, I know your class is full and the deadline has passed, but I REEEEALLY need it to graduate, can I please get in anyway?"
theholliellama
Like 6 people had to sit in the floor in my voice and diction class today. It just happens.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
We had a class of 500 students. We sometimes got placed in rooms for 450.
spudpicker
Maybe they thought that between the college students and a PhD professor someone would have thought of going next door for another chair.
kaiserkeiser
You can't teach common sense
BurntheBabies
I'm a TA in an anatomy lab and they fill that entire room plus some, knowing some kids won't show and some will drop. Awful for me though.
kaiserkeiser
Wow that's a ridiculous way to manage things. You can't teach like that.. you can't learn like that
BurntheBabies
The students that get stuck in the back suffer the most. There's only so much I can walk around and make sure everyone understands the lab.
BurntheBabies
Starting in the back of the room just shows me they can't really get much out of the lecture portion from back there.
kaiserkeiser
Wow that's a ridiculous way to manage things. You can't teach like that.. you can't learn like that
PrincessPuzzles
Or you could just politely decline, since it clearly isn't a race issue
chuksfs
You must be fun at parties
loantiburon
To be fair, he DID tell them no, but they still insisted a stranger should make room for their friend who clearly didn't need the seat.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
To be fair, he started with making up names for people and asking stupid questions before saying "idc no"
mechanicalchaos
But if we all try real hard we can make it about race.
dragonwagon3533
No its a common courtesy thing how the he'll r u gonna expect for someone else to give up their seat cus you're lazy
Xynatox
#RosaParksPart2
dragonwagon3533
No its a common courtesy thing how the he'll r u gonna expect for someone else to give up their seat cus you're lazy
anicyril
Right? Unless dude is on crutches or something, the late guy can just stand up
joq8
Or go find a fucking chair for himself.
dragonwagon3533
yup
WhiskeyGenius
Welcome to Imgur, where the only recognized victims of racism are White People!
Fatpicasso
You mean like when he said No? I bet you're white tho and got offended
MrXandHisNewHat
No the part where he talked about being black and that he isn't getting up for the Caucasians. Learn to read
MrXandHisNewHat
Correction: Caucizoids was the term used.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
nah, gotta be a racist dick about it.
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YeahLinguisticsBitch
Ha, never seen a white one. That's great. But it needs starbucks and yogurt, at least.
everyblackguy
#WhitePeopleAreVictims
YeahLinguisticsBitch
When you assume someone else thinks a certain way because of their skin color, you are being a racist.
everyblackguy
Yeah he was making jokes. I know thats hard for you to understand. Just because you got offended Brandon doesn't make him racist
notwastingtimeiswear
He did. They were spoiled brats who didn't take no for an answer. Do we need another Brock who won't take no?
llm0
haha, shots fired. you right tho
annibe11e
Are you seriously comparing this to rape?
bvheck
*whiff*
notwastingtimeiswear
No. I'm connecting that when kids genuinely think they are entitled to anything if they say please, that if they got No for an answer 1/
notwastingtimeiswear
The first time that CLEARLY someone simply doesn't understand the request, that if they pester parents and people enough the answer always 2
notwastingtimeiswear
Changes to Yes, that to hear No is unacceptable, that to try to bully someone into giving up on something so Brock isn't uncomfortable, 3/
bttycrckr
he did, brittany.
ayyradd
True Kathy
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
OP all in this thing
UhnothisisPatrick
im going to need an update on next class. sounds like Ryder, Trent, Ashleigh, Riley and Chet are gunna bring tha heat
sowetoninja
I love how you people think these names are funny or you're being demeaning. Just shows your true colors to be honest.
JustPoopAlready
Hannah really took your post serious.
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
Sarah always does that.
FrozenPotato609
Nah man, Carlosita dosen't fo that at all.
techh101
Silly Becca
Coko4
Isn't twitter for succinct comments generally?
loantiburon
Yes, in the same way that imgur comments and descriptions were supposed to be just captions.
gaggleOmidgets
I lost my shit at "Beatles reunion"
Orwellwasright1984
Yeah, the perfect comment (in proper English) to the prof.
MadCatGuy
excitive
Hope you get it back.
roarran
hope you get it back you son of a bitch
CatzEyes93
Ditto~! hahaha!
excitive
Hope you get it back.
bdog1321
Two comments on this, both literally the same, both posted within the same hour. One has 93 and the other -7. Imgur works in mysterious ways
excitive
First it told me that imgur is over capacity and the comment couldn't be posted, but apparently it was.
FuckingPhony
If Trump was the late guy, his argument would be like: "I order you to leave this seat, why? because I like it and you are a nigger".
nyerguds
Same, man. Almost laughed out loud in the office.
Smeenu
Almost? I was mid drink. My shirt is wet now..
SatoriEnlightenment
I don't get it...
FridgeOfDoom
do you know who the Beatles are?
SatoriEnlightenment
Yes.
Idonthavealottosay
I don't think it's right to call white people names like the Brady bunch when you can't call blacks the cosbys.
Jupman
Why not, and to your response...So what.
Aronasaurus
People should stop reacting like bitches when theyre called something, regardless of their race.
noforeplay
Man, the people in these comments need to lighten the fuck up
DalaranGentlemensClub
Agreed.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Thank you. Fuck, calm down Heathers and Chads, nobody is saying you've lynched anyone. You want the seat, come early or fuck off.
sowetoninja
It's not white people being blamed for being racist that's the problem, it's this guy being racist that's the problem. See the difference?
chundara
Lots of 'angry and offended' white people. And I say this as a white guy with a sense of humor. Lots of twats on here, sadly.
Lizaderp
SirGravy
I'm just pissed that I can't read wtf he's saying
TheDarkLordOfTrees
I think most of them are pretty light based on their reactions
KeeleonOhms
Racism is unnaceptable regatdless of the target.
vanillamilfshake
Forereal. ...see what I did there. With your username. I'm clever af. I'm thinking of writing a book.
noforeplay
I'll be the first to read it
vanillamilfshake
Yussss. I appreciate your support
noforeplay
Every step of the way, milfshake
SkwisgaarSkwigelfTallerThanATree
Joseph really should've gotten there on time.
Alisterfiend
Trev, asked nicely.
IAmFatBarbie
Aw, Trevor!
nihilzero
Tanner really needs to get his shit together
drowninginthesouth
Damn it Todd!
YourMotherNeedsMoreCowbellTrebek
Http://i.imgur.com/yT4m8kT.gif
DoughSlayer
Love that sketch!!!
dantie
No A-A-Ron?
Wattysaid
Blake was out of place
snazzbasket
You done fucked up Balake!
SuperiorPosterior
Fucking Kevin, man, control your friend, y'kn'I mean?
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
Fucking Sharon.
pecc
At least Ethan could've told his buddies to cut it out. The fuss was all about seating his own pasty arse.
Samperr
I'm sure Steve has a good reason.
secondtrumpet
Frank shoulda kep his mouth shut.
KOBK
Billsiff Montowingington the III needs to be more punctual.
nrml1
God dammit Zach, buy a watch!
666blazin420
Yeah come on Garret Alabaster Willington
Rocket350
This does not involve you Karen.
AntonioStark
Fucking Chet.
BlackberryCobbler
Came here looking for Chet... I knew he had to be here. hahaha
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Youbetcha?
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
*THE Chet. And he's the assistant manager at his dad's furniture store, so you best be respectful. They just ordered his business cards.
KroggandMohawk
Classic Randy.
Carnwennan
Good 'ol Randy Randerson.
GodEmperor0fMankind
*Broseph*
Sockpuppetmastermind
That's what I enjoyed the most.. The name changing haha
danbrazier
Andrew really grinds my gears.
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
Typical Bob. Always late.
BigAZNMan
Tim's such a baby back bitch smh
everyoneACTUALLYlikesmycomments
I can't believe he wasn't friends with Tom :O
yuhyuhyuhyuh123
classic Brent!
yuhyuhyuhyuh123
Ikr! class Brent!
GodEmperor0fMankind
My name is Brent...
thegelatoking
That bront is always late.
GingerSnapYourNeck
They're good dogs Bront
StaggeredRaggedTiger
But then Samantha had to open her mouth.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Like why the hell can't Daniel just set an alarm or something?
cbjfan
They're good dogs bront
Tokzki
Was Hugh with them? 'Cause, you know, only Hugh can make you give up your seat.
grweeden5772
Fucking Tyler can NEVER get to class on time...
dreadpiratekhan
Get a damn alarm clock, Chuck.
Josephwalkerofpie
The bus was late.
snivy642
Clarence should get his act together
doesitreallymatterijustdontwantyoutoknowwhoiam
Blake was just running late. Don't blame him
Zasep
Tyrique seemed a bit upset.
mrcalifornian
Fuckin Tammy Lauren
GamerDad30
Fucking Courtney. That bitch.
GingerSnapKid
I thought his name was frank
Carnwennan
Fuckin' Fred is always starting shit.
gopms
I am sure Tanner had an important lacrosse practice he had to get to.
ILikeBladesAlot
Kyle is always late.
reaper4145
Only if Stan made it on time *tsk tsk*
FuckingPhony
If Trump was the late guy, his argument would be like: "I order you to leave this seat, why? because I like it and you are a nigger".
Thedragonbitch
Averycleverpun
Daquan kinda made it a little racist with the name confusion though.
nihilistdad
I thought it was funny. He called them common names, you only perceive it as racist in the context of this post.
RocketRodster
They're called "white boy" names. The movie Ted has a scene with it. The "baby got back" song does it too. Now that you know, is it racist?
nihilistdad
I knew that before. They still are common enough to be used without any racist motive. The context suggests there was a motive.
somedaystherejustarentenoughrocks
Get. Another. Chair. From. Room. Next. Door.
AlphaWHH
I believe the whole point was there were literally no seats left.
ASecondChance
more like the "building" next door, happened to some classmates a couple of times at uni
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
This causes problems too. Then someone else is short the next time, but in another room.
cookiesnatcha
The problem is there are not enough chairs. Only solution is to add a chair.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
That's not the only solution.
HelloMax
"Don't worry black people never show up early." White guy who is as racist as this guy, sitting at table next to them probably.
NeverTooSoon
That joke coming to mind doesn't automatically make someone racist.
Ekin420
Boy next door
mikeatike
More problem solving skills than a college student. You could be in MIB
rookerrocks
Well this explains alot
ShadowLightning9510
Use school brain logic like above. And dont have asshole friends
iamBreadPitt
Kill one of the guys. Problem solved.
finnforfun
Dude should have just said "shut the fuck up, this is class." That should have ended it.
NotAPervert
Tell Matt/Nathaniel that? Isn't unfair.
impostersquall
maybe its stadium seating with seats attached to the...erm stairs.
impostersquall
maybe its stadium seating with seats attached to the...erm stairs.
fylnndjofla
Every. body. walk. the. dino. saur.
TheLardDork94
Insert clap between periods
Autocorrekt
Maybe bolted to the floor?
MasterBaitin
Shut up
Thanksforallofthememeries
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I don't think it wasn't about that at all, I just think he made the CRM joke to rile them. If he was white the story wouldn't have changed.
ThatOneGuyNero
Connected laptops, a chair=\=space for a motherfucking laptop nor the advice itself you stupid cunt+everyone who agrees with lord dipshit
cookiesnatcha
I guess that's why he should show up on time? But maybe they should add a chair + a desk. I don't think that'd be too hard.
TheSargent
He said something about laptops. I took that as there were computer stations or something.
GerhardRammelhausen
doesn't stop you from getting a chair and sit with a friend. Better share a station than stand and have none
impostersquall
some people bring their laptops to class?
MaevaJade
Doubtful since he said the table had plenty of room if he wanted to pull up another chair.
TerraformTrent
Maybe there was no desk space, and they wanted to make sure everyone had some?
ecodude
Nah, he says that there was plenty of desk space for him to pull up a chair. Douchebag table people were just to dickish to do that.
cookiesnatcha
They were really trying to say try didn't want him at their table I guess.
scootermcgruter
Only sensible comment I've seen so far
straikychan
Well at least at the university I was at the seminar rooms had screwed in rows of chairs and you weren't allowed to bring more chairs
straikychan
Because of fire safety shit
UrbanGermanBourbon
Sensible comment.
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cookiesnatcha
Agreed. They basically told him that Baxter deserves the seat more than OP, even though Op was on time and Korbin wasn't
cookiesnatcha
Agreed. They basically told him that Baxter deserves the seat more than OP, even though Op was on time and Korbin wasn't
SocoFox
I'd have moved... Taken my seat right the fuck with me, but I'd still move.
pdboddy
Sir, this is the internet. We won't take your logic and reason here. See yourself out! XD
epicdad843
White guy with a sense of humor here, I thought it was hilarious when he was just making up names
Brohamma
What do you mean "he was" ?! Did you just assume his gender??
asphikenna
I think it's fucking hilarious when people do it and intentionally
Illthinkofausernamelater
This would be funny in person. Cringey and self righteous to write all out, especially in twitter.
KeeleonOhms
I dont understand what skin color has to do with this...
ComeOnNSlam
Another white guy with a sense of humor here, How the hell did he not use stuff like "Brad" or "Chad?" Those are like the go-to names
brittstew
Exactly!! Or Eric ????
Myowngrampa
For some reason shit like this just kills me too ???????? also very white
nopo
Same here. Though I would have been offended if he kept doing it after I corrected him.
ItachiRain
No not just white guy humour, non- white here and I thought it was GOLD!
Monka42
Awww man my name's Matt and I fucking lost it hahaha
tencentparadigm
As an extremely waspy woman, who has one of the names he listed:
disinformatique
Calm down Tiffany.
Gestalted
Yep, Jerome can weave a talented tale.
aleister94
Same I'm white and white names are objectively funny like, aiden and thad
LurkyMcLurker
Brad, Austin, and Skyler think so too.
twhitmeow
They're good dogs Bront
BrittaIsTheWorst
Good to know Lindsey
BrittaIsTheWorst
Good to know Lindsey
LowercaseG
Oh, but enough about that. My name's Brad, by the way
hemlatta
God i hate these kind of comments on every post that makes fun of some type of people. "im a WHITE GUY and i thought this was hilarious xD!"
hemlatta
"Haha, i can tolerate jokes!!!!"
FuckingPhony
If Trump was the late guy, his argument would be like: "I order you to leave this seat, why? because I like it and you are a nigger".
mmmnougat
My name is Blake. It don't get whiter than that. And I think it's hilarious.
Icecold11111
One of them was my name
crazymojomonkey
It's a bold strategy Cotton..
redbullvodka
I've been witness to some theft on campus and when asked for a description apparently I always give the same one: 1/?
connorcat
So did I especially the first name he used for the late guy for...reasons XD
shbk
http://data.iwastesomuchtime.com/432012023225gdhfgh.jpeg
TakeMyWorfPlease
I did that once with a drunk guy at a bar who wouldn't leave me and my friend alone and kept asking our names. Gave a new one each time.
dreadpiratekhan
Nice.
ImSorryEh
I was laughing my ass off at him calling them different names! Best passive aggressive action ever
OverpricedCrayon
I am also white!
anderm
Same. My name is Molly and I legit felt honored to get a name shout out.
fissnoc
Ah. Thanks for weighing in. Glad that's cleared up.
GREATGAMEBUDDY
I agree I laughed too. But if it was a white guy sitting there and a bunch of black friends. And he started making up black names.... yikes!
Ignition101
Yeah...if a white guy on twitter gave that story, they'll be getting attacked on every single news outlet in existence.
everyblackguy
right? because white males are victims. Thank god i have imgur tho, Its my safe space!
LusciousLucius
I'm not sure about what a bunch of black guys could be asking a white guy that would parallel this, though. I, as a white-ass dude, think1/2
LusciousLucius
They deserve some racial ribbing after asking the black guy to stand in class so that all the white kids can sit. Wtf were they thinking?2/2
Zigor22
Your skin color is irrelevant.
neighborhoodphysicist
No it's not. He's showing that not all people are stuck up assholes.
KeeleonOhms
All i got from this story is that the guy telling it is incredibly racist....
neighborhoodphysicist
You're one of those stuck up assholes aren't ya
KeeleonOhms
No, im someone who thinks racism is unnaceptable regardless the perpetrator or victim.
neighborhoodphysicist
The dude was in misbelief of the situation, and handled it the way he should have.
KeeleonOhms
By bringing up race? Im not defending the "caucazoids", but he made the issue about something it wasnt.
KeeleonOhms
By bringing up race? Im not defending the "caucazoids", but he made the issue about something it wasnt.
ctrlore
Cracker here, I was dying at it. I actually do that sometimes when I'm talking with black friends
epicdad843
For got my up vote gif
zefflerrotors
Yolandi! Wat? Where u at? Here I am!
VVarz
Yolandi is best girl
rightinthefeels13
Love me some Die Antwoord
allygator777
And they were all white ass names too. Too good
BlondeDuMonde
Thank you. I'm white and found it hilarious. Seemed like he was giving them waspy names to make fun of them for acting like entitled brats.
ThatCuriousKat
Updoot for you for using the word 'waspy'
thuggasaurusrex
White dude and this shit is gold.
kewlchey
I'm not sure why you guys are telling everyone you're white. This was not a race issue, and the color of your skin is insignificant.
1fish2fish3potato4
Twitter OP made it a race issue by bringing his race and their races into it.
Famous
but where was chad?
disinformatique
Fapping in the restroom
Darkspire
Hangover.
TypoQeuen
With Becky
BigTruckRegularPenis
Probably skipping class with Cayden, Caidan, Kaiden & Kaydon.
Astralos
That hurt to read. +1.
ogdo
Kinda stung to see mine used as an insult. True it's the whitest name possible but uh.. I didn't have much say in it.
SilasWing
Shut up, Trent.
CairoLen
Hah. My wife's sister married this guy who is half Indian, half Indigenous, and their very dark kid is Trent. It's so...jarring.
StupidAnswer
Leave Jeff alone Thomas
SilasWing
Cameron, if you tell me what to do one more time, Rob and I are gonna tell our dads
Gallcws
Wow. So cultured. So rare.
AppleFoster
I do this to people & they get so irritated. Just *slightly* get their names wrong enough to trigger them, & stretch it out more over time.
bayardthebloodhound
I do. Mainly cause I don't think its hard to say, but everyone and their mother seem to want to add extra letters. Like A, I, & Y. Or ..
bayardthebloodhound
Go to the left completely and call me by a dudes name. I use to be like whatever and just correct them and move on but now no.
AppleFoster
Yeah my name is Shannon. I sound a bit boyish, so online I get called anything from Sharon to Shawn. Idk it never really bothered me tho 1/2
AppleFoster
so I just tell people they can call me literally anything they want. 2/2
kruttlapp
Agree, this was really funny. Legit question though, would this fly the other way around? Or would that make me honorary alt right member?
mmmnougat
My name is Blake. It don't get whiter than that. And I think it's hilarious.
epicdad843
errrikblack
No one asked you Trevor
TryTurningItOffAndOn
Don't drag me into this Erik
ninjajandal
Calm the fuck down,Mark
sultanaMTY
It's Caiden!
Lexsteel11
Classic Trevor.
EngravedToaster
What the fuck Tammy.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Well they are good dogs, Bront.
TheGamingBaconator
Big Pussi
IDidJust
Now why did you have to go with my name?
DeliciousMeatPie
Hey! You're a trevor too?
lmScruffyTheJanitor
I know right. Damn stereotypical white boy names.
EngravedToaster
What the fuck Tammy.
LusciousLucius
Shut the fuck up, Skyler.
twhitmeow
They're good dogs Bront
OliverClothesoff70
I thought it was funny, but I wonder how it would have gone down if they'd alternately started calling him "Jamal" then "Tyrone", etc.
Thanksforallofthememeries
Yeah, honestly, it would have been hilarious. But they would have been crucified
everyblackguy
It would've been imgurs top comment. Just like it is anytime a black guy is in a post
PaRappaTheBlackNationalist
BuddhasEarlobe
They probably would of became friends. Start fuckin with each other you start to realize how similar ya'll are. It's fun!
NigelTufnel
Same.
LusciousLucius
It would have gone down completely differently in the first place because a bunch of black guys asking a white guy to stand so that they 1/2
LusciousLucius
Can all sit doesn't have uncomfortable parallels to old bus laws. They were being really oblivious. They deserve some teasing back. 2/2
KeeleonOhms
Thats absurd. Only a racist victime makes a situation like this about race.
FuckYourMorality
That's exactly what they are, OLD bus laws. Nothing about their conversation was racially motivated until the guy being asked to move 1/
FuckYourMorality
made it. He used his 'black card' in a heated argument to win points. Stupid that people seem to think the colour of your skin 2/
redbullvodka
I've been witness to some theft on campus and when asked for a description apparently I always give the same one:5 1/?
redbullvodka
Sorry for that errant "5" up there. Anyway I always say: white kid, brown hair, taller than me, 18-22. Idk they all look the same. 2/?
redbullvodka
Typical Anglo-Saxon wasp. Admin gets really annoyed, but seriously, white guys on a college campus all look the same to me. I'm a white girl
SwitchPup
And they're all wearing a polo shirt, khaki shorts, and boat shoes...
rmiGod
"white people" are the most phenotypically diverse...
casewheat45
not only a dumb story but probably a fake story featuring a lot of witty remarks this guy wish he made in real life
mauryfeldman
Absolutely, no question about it
KeeleonOhms
Which makes him MORE of a racist.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Everyone involved in this story is a massive dick.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Calm down, pussy. Didn't go to public school or something?
711isAnInsideJob
Especially Chad
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Oh, fuck Chad!
Dipityseren
Yeah no. OP was faced with dicks, but was not a dick. We're just asking a simple question, indeed, he already said no, so fuck off, brats.
KeeleonOhms
*was not a dick* *goes on for multiple posts with racist ranting*
Dipityseren
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that's what Imgur was for. So, only white Imgurs can racist rant. Got it.
KeeleonOhms
No one should be racist....
Dipityseren
And yet....life and reality where a lot most definitely are racist. Not that I don't agree.
randolphjcarter
Except for the prof.
RyanMcParty
Prof was chill af
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Prof laughed. Confirmed having a soul. Currently have not seen my accounting prof smile period. Investigation continues.
TrdMrk
Gingers can laugh
randolphjcarter
No we can't.......ever!
everyblackguy
Connor did you catch feelings?
dolphindreamsandsatan
None of this is true, you realize that, right?
MidlandRedux
Probably happened to someone, somewhere. But if no one brings up repeatedly the lack of an extra chair, they are all wrong.
KeeleonOhms
Which makes the storyteller even MORE of a racist asshole.
AdolfMotheringfuckingHitlerwaitnothatstaken
He didn't have to give up his seat.... Or be rude to them. Of course I don't know how y'all do it south of the border.
schlarbylover
This is BS... Not one other seat in the entire room? What happened here is they asked him to move & he pulled the race card because #dick.
BellaKiss
Luckily its just a story
Dadto5
Yes they were. Was a dick move to ask him to leave and a dick move to pull the race card. I'm not saying racism doesn't exist 1/2
disinformatique
Why are you guys so fucking sensitive about everything. now get your cracker ass back to the end of the line.
Dadto5
But, reactions like this desensitize people to real acts of racism. Suggested reading "the boy who cried wolf".
UnslicedBreadisCoolToo
I'm imagining the "Try reading a book sometime" phrase being used and referring to children's stories.
rollercostarican
if a subtle joke about "what year yall think this is" desensitizes you to real racism then you are trying to be disensitized
disinformatique
Social Justice Asshats.
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bayardthebloodhound
Would it have been fine if the student was white then?
vigilantvigilante
1 black student. group of white students, asked to give rightful spot to white student who felt entitled, why would he think its racist?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
entitled? where the fuck did you see that guy acting 'entitled'? everyone there was a dick, but the black guy decided to try to top them
IWasInThePool
When they thought asking someone to stand through class so their late friend could sit with them was a reasonable request.
mechanicalchaos
Because they didn't ask him to do it because he was black. They would have asked anyone that was in that chair and part of their group.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
It's a dick move, but just because one side is white and the other is black, doesn't mean it's racism.
bvheck
goin' out on a limb here, but I'm gonna say the guy who was there probably has a better read on the situation than you do from a tweetstream
Dadto5
This
Dadto5
This
vigilantvigilante
intention might not have been racially motivated, but racial implications cannot be denied, least of all by the black student in question
rmiGod
one new student between a group of friends who wanted to save their friend from an absence. he could have said: no, unless he brings a chair
vigilantvigilante
he said no
disinformatique
So they sacrifice a stranger for their idiot friend? lol dumb
GrImmgur
I honestly dont think the Brady's were that mean early on, they asked a simple question that a lot of people would have, but Twitter OP made
bionicfishpants
Just as planned.
disinformatique
Dude, you dont even realize how dumb you sound.
Alphatronx3
Bro if the class is full and there is no where to sit, it's not a simple question. I get what you mean but their simple idea is stupid
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
Agreed, trading seats is one thing, asking a dude to stand is beyond inconsiderate. Teens are nothing if not inconsiderate though.
Alphatronx3
Can't blame the teenager, the parents didn't teach shit. Btw I'm 16 lol, but I promise i won't tell the rest what you said!
GrImmgur
a big deal about it and caused it to spin out of control
disinformatique
And here we have Captain Idiot over here
pimppapy
Apparently you've never been asked to give up your seat for the late guy because you were not a part of the "group"
GrImmgur
Yes I have. Its not that big a deal
sparkydeltorro
Haha OP was a dick? I wonder how all of you would react if someone asked you to just give up your seat and stand coz their friend was late.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
I'd probably say no and call them assholes in my head, but let it end there. I definitely wouldn't accuse them of racism.
borgiasborgias
you mad, philip?
FuckingPhony
If Trump was the late guy, his argument would be like: "I order you to leave this seat, why? because I like it and you are a nigger".
piratica108
A massive dick? That seems like an exaggeration
disinformatique
Sorry but the one with the massive dick is not a massive dick.
cadmiumblue
With that list of names I think _everyone_ was involved. I think I was there at one point.
PhantomGeek
Every. single. One
sparkydeltorro
Haha OP was a dick? I wonder how all of you would react if someone asked you to just give up your seat and stand coz their friend was late.
Bortus
Right? They all just escalated shit. "Can you move" "Nah, sorry, there are no other seats free" "Oh okay, no worries" - British version
ISmellManFlesh
"Oi squizza can yous move for me mate?" "Yeah nah cunt there's no other seats" "aw strewth mate all good ay" - Aussie version
Trickky
I don't see how OP is a dick, I'd be miffed too
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KeeleonOhms
Ya but thats not a "funny" story.
MidlandRedux
Getting angry and then escalating the conflict instead of resolving it is not how grown-ups are supposed to act.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I seriously doubt op is the twitter person
GrundleBlunder
No op just HAS a massive dick
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Miffed? Sure. Accusing people of racism just because they're being inconsiderate? Not cool.
bionicfishpants
Op was hilarious. I would of been laughing even if I was in the Brady bunch
GenerallyKenobi
They asked a simple question, he answered just as simply
KeeleonOhms
And then went on mocking their skin color for far too long...
JohnnyTitelips
OP is the biggest dick. The other dicks asked him a question, he could have said "no, sorry," but no, he made a big deal out of (1/2)
JohnnyTitelips
nothing. Until the little bitch snitched I was 100% rooting for the Brady Bunch.
KeeleonOhms
I had no dog in this fight. I wish the professor kicked them all out.
JohnnyTitelips
That would also be good.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
He's not wrong to be miffed, but he and all other parties are idiots here.
disinformatique
The only idiots I see in the group are the idiots with no brains asking for a seat for an idiot who came late. Entitled much, motherfucker!
ZazzySayWhat
He was right to be miffed, they were inconsiderate for asking. A simple "no" would have sufficed. They keep going, THEN throw hissy fit.
deltajesus
Caucizoids? Imagine if some white dude started calling a bunch of black guys negroids because they were kinda being dicks.
disinformatique
Cam down Monica !!
Username171712
I'd fall out of my seat laughing
swigityswooty
@Op caucizoids is by far one of the greatest words I have ever heard describing a bunch of white people with connected laptops ????????
SleepyWalrus
was this stated as a question, I'm not sure if you had enough question marks to make it clear.
swigityswooty
Someone's insecure...
Trickky
White people say worse stuff fairly often. Just cause you don't hear it doesn't mean it doesn't happen
ISmellManFlesh
Yeah there are a lot of assholes of every race, but two wrongs don't make a right, and that does not justify racism against anybody.
bayardthebloodhound
I bet its way more equal than you think.
nihilityfarce
Have you considered that maybe context matters? The word "negroes" has a history that "caucasians" doesn't, of course that would be worse.
deltajesus
Of course context matters, and the context here is that someone got angry and said something racist.
nihilityfarce
I meant historical context. Whites weren't persecuted for hundreds of years for being white, which is why "caucizoid" isn't that offensive.
Dicho83
OP is a dick for bringing race into it. Is it rude to ask someone to give up a seat b/c you are late? Yeah, but why bring race into it?
WhiteshooZ
Amen!
disinformatique
People like you are the ones who bring race into a fucking joke. Now go stand in front of the Principal's office.
mikeatike
When there are no other seats in the room. Fuck yeah it is rude. They deserved to be mocked.
disinformatique
I like you Hunter Tyrone
Trickky
Because there is historical context regarding making black people give up their seat? Something to do with buses, I think...
bayardthebloodhound
I don't think that's the same though.
KeeleonOhms
So youre saying no black person can ever be asked to move or its racist..?
Dicho83
Worse, is if you flip it. Bunch of black guys sitting with one white guy, asked him to move for their late friend, & he refused, he 1/2
Dicho83
.. would be called racist for not moving. 2/2
KeeleonOhms
Its not worse. Its the same. Thats the point.
disinformatique
Hey guys !! i fojnd Captain Butthurt over here !!
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
reverse the races and have a white guy calling everyone Stereotypical black person names
pecc
False equivalence, Courtney.
scootermcgruter
So you don't find the jokes about black dads leaving their families funny either huh?
wagonburner5000
Been waiting to see this comment. Anytime this happens white ppl be like, "but what if... !?" Equality to the privileged is oppression.
DeLaRuuu
It be great if both cases were acceptable imo.
WillisTheRancor
I could give a fuck who is offended, it's funny either way. And stereotyping is not inherently racism.
DickDastardly404
pretty fucking certain that's just adding flavour to the story after the fact, dude
VoltageXL1
That's simply cuz ppl are pussies, not because what op said isn't funny. I'd happily laugh at both.
deevonimon
I feel like there's layers to the story you're not quite grasping.
No1v1
Shit, apparently there has never been a black guy named: Tom Connor Jake Hunter Rob Brock Matt Joe Ryan Larry Brad Nathaniel I'll be damned
TestAccount321
But hey, did you have anything to say about the scant....3 anti-black posts on imgur today?
nihilityfarce
Okay, I'm white but I get so fucking confused when I read these comments. Who actually gets offended when someone makes fun of white people?
borgiasborgias
you mad, Justin?
TestAccount321
You say this as if people don't actually do that. And you say this as if this isn't REGULAR pastime on imgur.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
And you have Daquan jokes and 'Tyrones mixed tape' memes and a lot of other shit in our pop culture
HighlySexualLobster
That works as long as its a parallel universe where Africa colonized the new world and imported white slaves. Don't forget the baggage.
KobeBurger
Oh settle down Todd, it's just an amusing anecdote. Let it go.
TimTheScifiGuy
I'm with 3point. Tyrone just straight up start playing the race card from the get go.
scootermcgruter
So you don't find the jokes about black dads leaving their families funny either huh?
Gummybitsaregood
People think race jokes are funny until it's their race being made fun of. Near universal hypocrisy.
blainetog
I'm not so sure about that. As a white guy, I find most jokes about white people hilarious, but jokes about other races are very iffy.
scootermcgruter
Not necessarily...as with anything context and intent matters. I've been to many a comedy show and heard everyone get roasted and didn't 1
WillisTheRancor
Lastdarkninja
To be fair james its not racist to call people by random names,rude maybe but not racist.
Lastdarkninja
Also there is the possibly that (surprise surprise patrick) they aren't all white. Gosh you can't just assume races these days Shirley
RatElemental
He did refer to them all as "Caucizoids"
blainetog
It's a little racist if you're picking stereotypical names for that race.
Fatpicasso
You mean like imgur? the top comment is always "tyrones dad is just getting cigarettes" but i understand brian, imgur likes to get offended
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
2 wrongs make a right :)
IronicUsername
I favorited this post for the next time I see the "relax, you never see white people getting upset when you make fun of them" line.
IreallyMGur
Holy jesus every single dump has the same old dog whistle racist memes in them as well as the anti-feminist crap that is so old by now
disinformatique
Edit: Anti-Feminazi crap
disinformatique
White people getting offended over idiotic things.
cam3ron91
Why address an issue when you can deflect and point fingers? "They did it, so we can!" Now, what does this achieve?
Lasmodoe
1 post does not represent a whole community. The vase majority of imgurians are lurkers
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Yeah, those are equally obnoxious.
Trickky
Except there is a historical context of expecting a black person to give up there seat for white people. So it started off with undertones
mechanicalchaos
Perhaps they did not ask him to give up his seat because he was black. Perhaps race had nothing to do with the original request.
NorthKoreabestKorea
Dudes just wanted to have their buddy sit with them. To assume they had racial undertones is a bold. That said, dudes were being idiots.
mechanicalchaos
Thank you. Being racist doesn't help racism. Regardless your skin color.
IWasInThePool
How are Tom and Connor stereotypical names?
SeafartFiretruck
Uhhh
IWasInThePool
2) 100 baby names of 1997. Holly appears at 151. http://www.babycenter.com/top-baby-names-1997.htm?startIndex=100
IWasInThePool
If you assume the people in this story are 20 years old...he dropped around 13 names. All but three (Brock, Larry, Holly) were in the top