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DownvoteFairiesWearBoots
Well I cut my finger while skinning a stick once.
BowlYourBrainsOut
Jeff Foxworthy approves
fangirlsrepresent
Yeah, well I made this pointy stick once.
Funlovingsociopath
But none look like a penis...
Raadottaja
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU9rgfw1pGI
shesawildflower
termites...
csike
Its just wasting..
4FINGERCREATIONS
In image 1 I thought he was sheering a sheep with a chainsaw at first
lauraartist
They look better before the paint
TheCryptKeeper
The level of badass this is cannot be measured
mostofthemexicansivemetarentevenmexican
I guess it was worth hundreds of years old trees to die for this. No. Not really.
latinlightning
I can make wood into a shorter stick of wood fear me.
sas13
Ron Swanson is real!!
kwkspectre
I feel ashamed because all my chainsaw does is destroy...it can never create (weeps).
rutilus
Instructions unclear... cut dick with chainsaw into sculpture of a turkey
needtostopprocrastinating
Does anyone know the artist?
doyouevenswagbruh
I can carve a circle into a bar of soap.
diar
This is really cooI and I'm not dissing it in anyway, l but i cant help think what a waste of a really nice tree.
toastalstludels
Bet my life savings on his reason for doing this: "because Jesus was a carpenter."
shaarlune
I like to think there were inside the wood the all time and he released them
NotSoSmartAlek
That's how many sculptors describe it!
Kittenz
I'd be dead in five minutes if I tried to do that with a chainsaw.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
that i would not do... i would start the chainsaw, loose both of my arms and a great chunk of my left leg.... and somehow survieve that shit
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
I understand it's meant to be humorous exaggeration... but are people really that incompetent with tools? It's a chainsaw, not an IED.
RoYoMi
Log on to find this?
LadyHaywire
With a CHAINSAW!? I couldn't even do this with a chisel!
TyrionLambister
Why am I turned on by this...?
recklessrodent
It's Woodchuck Testa!
swarmofthesun
Me viewing thumbnail in gallery: DEAR GOD HE'S CUTTING THAT POOR WOLFIE'S HEAD OFF :( :( :(
swarmofthesun
Me after loading gallery: im dum
Chicviolin13
I drew a stick man once.
bluefootedboobie
This was going to be my exact comment. +1 for limited artistic skills!
mermaidsaremybestfriends
cuts down the forest to carve animals sleeping in their forest...is that weird to anyone else?
IGotFiiiveOnIt
It's one tree. Hardly cutting down the forest.
mermaidsaremybestfriends
and im sure that hes not the only one that does this..just saying
JesseSoda
Considering I've cut down countless trees only to warm my own home, I don't feel like this was much damage.
theManTheyCalledJayne
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to sculpt wild animals - he puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars~
NotAmused1001
Funny. Manipulating my wood only takes five fingers and about a tablespoon of butter.
iluvpancakes
Dude, you use butter? That's... really expensive.
Supahotfire
coco butter is better, it makes your dick smell like chocolate
CaptainButtbeard
Are you Paul Deen?
NotAmused1001
Well, I do like to rub it on my "chubby."
HiddenSanity
Too bad, you're using a chainsaw from now on, just like real men.
SenorSmooth
Are you Paula Deen's husband?
NotAmused1001
I would assume her saliva is pure cholesterol.
Zer0th
Butter? Explain why, please.
NotAmused1001
I like to get frisky in the kitchen.
TomRunagate
Me and two dudes gettin rude with food... If that's what, you're into...
dassemultor
Lubrication, m8. Some people like the slick warmth. I like a little bit of friction, myself.
thisisverydifficult
you live life dangerously. I like it.
HorseshoeCrab
Agreed! Sandpaper is the only way I get off.
CarlosSpicyweiner
butter?
NotAmused1001
Or olive oil. I like to go organic.
ManOnTheKnoll
Just use your own saliva.
ajizzle
extra virgin
ThomasHFoolery
thats the best reply ive heard in a while