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20. Cougar - 350 PSI
19. Gray Wolf - 406 PSI
18. Mastiff - 556 PSI
17. Great White Shark - 669 PSI
16. African Lion - 691 PSI
15. Jaguar - 700 PSI
14. Brown Bear - 850 PSI
13. Kodiak Bear - 930 PSI
12. Siberian Tiger - 950 PSI
11. Alligator Snapping Turtle - 1004 PSI
10. Bengal Tiger - 1050 PSI
9. Spotted Hyena - 1100 PSI
8. Polar Bear - 1235 PSI
7. Grizzly Bear - 1250 PSI
6. Bull Shark - 1250 PSI
5. Silverback Gorilla - 1300 PSI
4. Hippopotamus - 1821 PSI
3. American Alligator - 2125 PSI
2. Nile Crocodile - 5000 PSI
1. Saltwater Crocodile - 7700 PSI
On average, humans are only capable of biting with 171 PSI when using their molars, and less with bicuspids and incisors.
icanc4
Who the heck is measuring this?
imgurianatlast
Accidental zipper encounter (approximately): >9000 psi.
HalfManHalfGin
That gorilla ain't biting shit with those teeth.
Sionas
We don't have huge jaw muscles for that kind of epic biting power
hiimprobablyhigh
Put your dick in it?
almostmadthedogwizard
Luis Suarez - over 9000 PSI..
MaximumBoodaloo
But can any of these animals survive a master karate blow to the neck...I thought not
Molvanian
I love how derpy the bears look. They have a bite force of adorable. Everyone else gets these monstrous pictures, the bears are just playing
InfernalPigstress
brown bear looks happy as fuck
Technoburrito
Insert Archer gator/Croc comments here*
MileHighLivin
Oh yeah? well how strong are their thumbs?
Owlguy007
The 155mm gun on a T30 tank has a blast pressure of 40,000 PSI. Your move, turtles
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
Instructions unclear, off to get a bj from a saltwater croc
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
You shouldn't do that!
ThatWasSikh
Crocs have immense force biting down- but it's very easy to hold their mouths shut. Even using an elastic band could keep their mouths shut
noderoom
we know
saltyseatmech
The gorilla kinda surprised me
BLawww
I was honestly expecting #1 to be something funny. Like, "your mom". Imgur has ruined me...
whatisusernameprecious
Brown bears and grizzly bears are one and the same.
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Grizzly bears (Ursus arctos horribilis) are a subspecies of brown bears but not all brown bears are grizzlies
JokeDestroyer
Now do one about beets!
elleyea
Not sure where you're getting your info, but FYI, wikipedia isn't always accurate
elleyea
Nope.
cheggster
Happy brown bear
DrFawxy
I'm actually surprised to see the Gorilla ranked so high
LovinMedLife
I suppose it's information like that that could have quelled the rage of the keyboard warriors a few weeks ago.
TheManFromNowhere91
BLawww
Fuck that turtle.
LowfatGooch
Ouch
Beastcorpse
Surprised that the shark wasn't a front runner, chiefy
ThisIsJustToComment
Wasn't it revealed that the Tyrannosaurus Rex had the most powerful bite of all time. I can't recall the psi though.
manimatr0n
Strongest of any land animal. Deinosuchus and Megalodon were stronger.
lowflyingbombs
Estimated, they do not have the muscle tissue nor a live specimen to test it. Also, the hippo was either an estimate or the female.
manimatr0n
They've been able to study skull development from adolescence and have examples of ligament attachment. It's a very solid estimate.
OldGrimTheOperator
That is a very small man with that dog.
Ringshadow
http://img09.deviantart.net/b17e/i/2006/071/d/4/one_last_walk__by_ringshadow.jpg 220 pound dog vs 5'9" man (my dad).
KingKongDownvoteDong
It's fake
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Is this better? http://animalia-life.com/data_images/mastiff/mastiff5.jpg
JadenTripp
Bruh like that leash is gonna do shit when that dog want to run.
ThaddeusBlimp
Grizzly, Brown, and Kodiak are all the same species just different regions of where they are found. They wouldn't vary that much.
cocknbulls
THANK YOU
TheBirthdaySkeleton
Ya and i just finished a documentary about this and crocks dont have a 7k biteforce. This post is a fantasy.
Seidmadr
Yep. I got clued in on that since I know that Jaguars have the strongest bite force of all felines
andtheseashalltell
When you remember that jaguars hunt by biting through the skulls of their prey, and they're only 15th...
SnowmaninHeat
Then, they drag the unlucky fucker up a tree!
BeerInfoNetwork
This guy and jaguars...
SuperfluousMeh
That's why they're my fav kitties. Plus they're ambush hunters too!
gerthzilla
Aren't most cats
GTimgur
Jesus fuck
Imperator201
You left out T. rex, 12,800 psi.
manimatr0n
And Megalodon.
Imperator201
...and Deinosuchus.
RubiksAndRum
That actually seem kinda wimpy for the T. Rex. I imagined, like, 30,000 or more
Imperator201
I might be using the wrong term. The bite force is 12,800 pounds. Now that I think of it the PSI is closer to 35,000.
BeastModeTrueXLIXMVP
I've seen a doc on this before. Long time ago but crocs are not 7000+ psi. I'd like a link to where you got that if you would please?
sharpimpact
from Dr. Brady Bar? :D
icelaw
According to a 2012 National Geographic, the hardest biter is saltwater crocodiles, with a bite force of 3,700 PSI >Link>
icelaw
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/120315-crocodiles-bite-force-erickson-science-plos-one-strongest/
Pazoki
"If you scale the results up to 20-footers, you get estimates of 7,700 pounds" that article maybe where they got it from.
kashin32
That snapping turtle just looks like a demon.
sisterofthemoon
I was thinking the same thing,but felt like this."WTF is an Alligator Snapping Turtle"?!Now I know not to go to the zoo and fall in a cage.
herecomestheeyeholeman
He looks so happy to be featured, though
brakeurself
Fucking Frank.
DisguisedAsAnAdult
A really excited and happy demon
kashin32
that it is
sweetmotherofdirtytricks
Fucking frank. That pancake shelled dickweed.
TheMasterOfTheMechanicalStuff
frank is not a good guy ...
SeriouslyILoveCake
It felt right that I got to upvote this to 420.
RubiksAndRum
I got bit by one today. Not fun.
PhillipSwanson
Straight from hell...
sarcamic
pokemon demon
Glengoolie
I agree. Frank is as ugly as a demon.
atlas7891
A demon that wants a hug.
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
With it mouth.
paleface
They are demons alright.
RelativeVelocity
Right you are, Ken
KaizergidorahXi
Gamera*
PartyMarty92
But they taste so good
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Oh snap
shredder134
under appreciated joke
steikewaffel
p...put your arm in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBSFeJ1WLv4
kashin32
umm...no thank you...
cephalopopsicle
I used to have a pet alligator snapping turtle. I found him as a baby, not much bigger than a quarter or half dollar coin. 1/2
cephalopopsicle
2/3 We built a pond in our backyard, and would fill it with goldfish. as he got larger, we'd just buy old fish that go on sale and freeze it
cephalopopsicle
3/3 and toss in the frozen fish, since he'd crush it in one bite anyways. One day it rained heavily, the pond overflooded, and he escaped.
cephalopopsicle
4/4 he escaped at the size of a large trashcan lid, and we lived a couple blocks form the Colorado river. probably lives there alone still.
CISMaleScumLord
It elicited a genuine "Holy Crap!" from me.
ICantThinkOfAnythingGoodSoThisIsIt
That snapping turtle can't even bite as hard as a human
Arizoniac
It looks like Browser
kashin32
It really doesa
CaptainDumbshit
Bowser*
Arizoniac
Autocorrect strikes again!
CaptainDumbshit
Whammy!
MushroomCloudsForJesus
Alligators are ornery because they got all dat jaw strength?
PolkaBrat
I could not have predicted that reference. Not in a million years.
corditedelite
And strangwly, very little opening power
EnvoyEngineer
Momma says: they ornery b/c they got all then teeth and no tooth brush.
PornhubsFirstTree
Well... Momma's wrong again!
sisterofthemoon
Perfect. You win
EnvoyEngineer
I love it when we work together. +1 up the column.
sisterofthemoon
Muah...????
HeckuvaEngineer
No. You're wrong Colonel Sanders....Momma's right..
EricAndresmoleonhisleftbuttcheek
Sounds like something is wrong with your medulla oblongata
Radbrad21
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