Mind Blowing Facts Will DESTROY Your Understanding Of Time!!

Jan 27, 2015 8:13 PM

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France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out.

Star Wars premiered in theaters in May 1977. The last execution by guillotine took place September 10th of the same year.

Every two minutes, we take as many photos as all of humanity took during the 1800s.

On the left is the first photograph ever taken (1826), View from the Window at Le Gras by French inventor Joseph Nicéphore Niépce. On the right is a cat who accidentally took a picture of itself (2013). It’s estimated that in 2014, humans will take 880 billion photos (not including cats). In fact, 10% of all the photos ever taken were taken in the past 12 months.

Oxford University is older than the Aztecs.

Teaching started in Oxford as early as 1096, and by 1249, the University was officially founded. The Aztec civilization as we know it began with the founding of Tenochtitlán in 1325.

Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of "The Fresh Prince."

When James Avery (Uncle Phil) started on The Fresh Prince, he was 45-years-old. Today, Will Smith is a slightly older 45.

In the span of 66 years, we went from taking flight to landing on the moon.

In 1903 the Wright brothers successfully flew a plane for a whopping 59 seconds. 38 years later, in 1941, the Japanese used flight to bomb Pearl Harbor. Only 28 years after that, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969.

There is more processing power in a TI-83 calculator than in the computer that landed Apollo 11 on the moon.

The guidance computer from the Apollo 11 mission ran at 1.024 MHz, about 1/6th of the processing power of a TI-83 calculator. One is used by students to play Tetris, the other took humans to the moon.

The oldest living person's birth is closer to the signing of the Constitution than present day.

Misao Okawa was born in 1898, an astonishing 116 years ago. The Constitution was signed in 1787, which makes her life 4 years closer to the historic Philadelphia convention than to today.

John Tyler, America's 10th President, has two living grandchildren.

John Tyler served from 1841 to 1845, a full 20 years before Abraham Lincoln. He had a son, Lyon, at age 63. Lyon would have Lyon Jr. and Harrison at 71 and 75, respectively. Both are still alive today and in their 80's.

The first pyramids were built while the woolly mammoth was still alive.

While most mammoths died out long before civilizations arose, a small populations survived until 1650 BC. By that point, Egypt was halfway through its empire, and the Giza Pyramids were already 1000 years old.

The fax machine was invented the same year people were traveling the Oregon Trail.

The first fax machine was developed by Alexander Bain in 1843, meanwhile The Great Migration began across America.

Betty White is older than sliced bread.

Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented sliced bread in 1928, while Betty White was born in 1922. Bread had existed prior, just not in the pre-sliced form.

This is what the difference in Olympic Gold looks like across 56 years of women’s vault.

On the left, Larisa Latinya wins gold for the USSR in 1956. On the right, McKayla Maroney wins gold for the US in 2012.

Everything in this 1991 RadioShack ad exists in a single smartphone.

Gordon Moore, co-founder of Intel, stated that over the history of computing, the number of transistors on circuits doubles approximately every two years. Moore’s Law has held true for over 40 years and successfully predicted our incredible advancement in mobile technology.

When Warner Brothers formed, the Ottoman Empire was still alive.

Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner opened their first theater, the Cascade, in New Castle, Pennsylvania in 1903. Meanwhile, the Ottoman Empire spanned from 1299 to 1923, when Turkey became an independent nation.

Harvard University was founded before calculus was derived.

Harvard is the oldest higher education institution in the US, founded in 1636. Calculus wasn't derived until later in the 17th century, with the work of Gottfried Leibniz and Isaac Newton.

The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, women were not allowed to vote.

The infamous cold streak by the Chicago Cubs baseball team extends back to 1908, when they won their second World Series. Women in the US acquired the vote in 1920.

Humans never fully experience the "present" - we're always living in the past.

Every human being is living at least 80 milliseconds in the past. David Eagleman believes that our consciousness lags behind actual events and that when you think an event occurs, it has already happened before your brain has a chance to create a cohesive picture of the world.

There was more time between the Stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex than between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and you.

The Stegosaurus lived ~150 million years ago, while the T-Rex lived only ~65 million years ago. Practically yesterday.

If you’re over 45, the world population has doubled in your lifetime.

In 1968, the world population was 3,557,000,000. Today, the world population is 7,217,000,000 and grows by over 200,000 daily.

There are whales alive today who were born before Moby Dick was written.

Some of the bowhead whales living off the coast of Alaska are well over 200 years old. They were born well before Moby Dick was written in 1851.

If the history of Earth were compressed to a single year, modern humans would appear on December 31st at about 11:58pm.

The human race has lived on Earth for only 0.004% of the planet's history.

If that’s not enough, this is what’s happening in the world at this very moment.

This brilliant comic by artist XKCD is called Frequency. It’s one thing to talk about time...it’s another thing to feel it.

Our obsessive fascination with time is unique to the human race. Although we've tried to measure it, track it, and define it since the dawn of civilization, facts like these show us how inaccurate our perceptions can be and how much we have yet to learn about the fourth dimension. Share this post with others and enlighten them about time!

Hey dipshit, McKayla Maroney didn't win a gold medal in the vault in 2012.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

But that vault helped her win the team gold medal, so it's still a gold medal vault

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, no it's not.

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What is going on in Phoenix. People are buying shoes then getting laid

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Well where else are we supposed to put it?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But no one really buys to kill a mockingbird apparently.

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Little-known fact: it's the only place on Earth where the pickup line "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" works.

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Steve Irwin with the turtle that belonged to Charles Darwin http://imgur.com/WEb0VJQ

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I like this list, but processor power is not measured in Hz. A 3.2GHz Haswell is orders of magnitude faster than a 3.2GHz Northwood.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

TIL no one buys to kill a mockingbird

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

It's because anyone who wants to read it already owns it or gets it from a friends or library.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i stared at the little box that says "to kill a mocking bird" for about 5 minutes before realizing that it wasnt going to blink

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TIL I learned no one hits a hole in one.

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I was about to post exactly this, but I remembered that the internet means you will never have an original idea. :(

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The women's vault one makes us look freakin super human.

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Just imagine being in 1956 Olympics and then some girl with 2012 level skills shows up out of no where and does that vault.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I was thinking that,too-how would they have scored it then?

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They would have made her to their supreme leader.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imagine being in 2012 and some girl with 2068 level skills shows up!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't be able to do that vault with 1956 gym equipment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude

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I enjoyed this very much. thanks op!

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I second this! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope this makes it to the front page!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It already has a couple of times.

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Clickbait title. OP should work for online news sites.

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One of my favorites: Julius Caesar's life was closer to present day, than it was to the building of the Pyramids.

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The "cubs last win was before women got to vote" is incorrect. Women got the vote in New Zealand on 19 September 1893.

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Ha ha ha, everyone knows the universe revolves around America!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Most of these are reposted together now and then. But the title. Really? No.

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#1 the Guillotine was actually a rather humane--if gruesome--way to execute people.

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I'll be raising my glass every time that Phoenix guy gets laid

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He just wants to see what he looks like in a mirror with a condom on.

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Did anyone ever buy To Kill A Mockingbird?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

False alarm, he's just jerking into a condom.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Still counts

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's 4AM, I'm pretty sure it's a bad choice! don't do it!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to live in Phoenix and both bought shoes and put on condoms. Glad I can contribute.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I live in Phoenix and really wish I was currently contributing to the condom statistic...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You'll be Arnold Schwarzenegger by sun up

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

TI-83+ still costs $100, the same price as it did fifteen years ago.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Believe me, those 14th century Oxford rooms are bloody freezing.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Doesn't the Oxford and Harvard ones cancel each other out? Or was it just the US when considering Harvard? I'm too lazy to go back & check.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Harvard is the oldest uni in the us, Oxford the oldest in the English speaking world.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't buy To Kill A Mockingbird enough

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To be honest the only time I've ever seen the movie is inside the Xbox game, The Darkness. The whole movie plays on a TV in an apartment

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The comic probably refers to the book, anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...You do know it's actually a book, right?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Guess I should've phrased it as my only exposure to it was through the film hidden in the game.

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Mark Hamill is currently older than Alec Guinness was during the filming of Star Wars ep4.

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nsfw:

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Hadn't seen this one before.

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$1600 for a computer with a 20mb hard drive.

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I paid that for an IBM-PC with a 20 meg HD in 1986

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The XKCD is much more impressive when viewed on the site than through a gif: https://xkcd.com/1331/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also a gif on the site, but the version stolen for buzzfeed is cut to a few seconds.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That clickbait title though.

11 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 4

I clicked only because I thought the article had to be ironic. I thought people stopped posting shit like that in 2009 or so.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happened next will blow your mind!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The complete repost for unreal internet points though. Even in the descriptions the date is wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed the post much more than the title made me think I would

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Someone in Phoenix just put on a condom.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Artist XKCD?" The author's name is Randall Munroe, the COMIC is called XKCD.

11 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 7

But his username and IRC nick were xkcd. That's where it came from

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoisthis4chan.gif

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Could you explain it to me I don't understand the purpose??

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

we know..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's originally his nick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He chose it as his online handle originally, looking for something that was couldn't be said at all, so that it couldn't be mispronounced 1/

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"It's just a word with no phonetic pronunciation -- a treasured and carefully-guarded point in the space of four-character strings." 2/3

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Source: http://xkcd.com/about/ 3/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want to be really pedantic, the preferred capitalisation is xkcd.

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His username on the forum is XKCD, though. He probably used it elsewhere before that.

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He has stated that xkcd was his four-character ID at NASA.

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That is so cool! I'm happy to have learned this

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But he's also said that he derived 'XKCD' from the 4 letter unpronounceable string with the fewest search results

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still waiting for someone to hit a hole-in-one

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serious question. how do we know how old whales are?

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Eye structure, for one. Some specimens have also been found to have harpoon tips embedded in them that were made in the 1800s.

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"OOOOOOOoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww" - whale, 1847

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You cut it open and count the rings, of course!

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I told him I already got one!

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You have a fax here. It says you died of dysentery.

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"here lies 'shitface' " my teacher wasnt happy when she saw that

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I refuse to believe that one

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what it says, right here: "Died of dysentery." We weren't even testing for that.

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Beautifully executed.

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not gonna lie, the one about never living in the "present" generated a pretty hard eye roll.

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It's just so slight you never notice it. Kind of like how satellites have to be adjusted for time dilation.

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Why? It's kind of true. There is a millisecond or so of input lag between the eye and the brain. So our present is really the past. 1/2

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It's also a psychological theory that we dont live in the present. We constantly construct reality between experiences and expectations.

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There is no 15" woofer on your smartphone. Stop playing your crappy music through it while riding the subway alone.

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Whoever actually made a Smartphone with AM would receive my dollars so fast. (and add CB and Radar scanner as well)

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Pretty sure smart phones don't have cd players either.

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This fucking annoying guy at my high school goes around the entire school with a portable soaker in his jacket pocket playing shitty rap.

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They're also only rarely x86 compatible (and those ones tend to be crap)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not are they in ear headphones.

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--despite what that same subway passenger might think, amirite?

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I wish it was legal for me to slap the phone out of the person's hand and stomp on it when this happens. Thank goodness for my headphones.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or CB radios, radar detectors or scanners (radio).

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you can listen to scanner traffic in many locations by visiting a website

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That still takes a server, so yes, "You have all of this in one of today's smartphones and a webserver connected to a 15" subwoofer." #myass

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

scanner apps and walkie-talkie

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But.. That's not the constitution...

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I'm just waiting for MisleadInformation to throw something in.

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plot twist: op is MisleadInformation. dun dun duuuun =O

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Mckayla Maroney got silver in the Olympic vault.

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And, try as I might, I can't fit a CD into my smart phone.

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And that's not a bowhead whale.

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I would also like to point out that it says Жmerica. So does your constitution, btw! I find that very curious.

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That's just a fancy A. Here the Constitution says Article I. http://haykin.net/innovationsparks/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/constitution2.gif

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Also, that computer runs on an x86-16 instruction set and the majority of smartphones use ARM instruction sets.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Think functionality, less implementation details.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could install an emulator. What the phone can't do is detect police radar. That's the biggest problem with the picture I can see.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should build one

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Intel's chips are not ARM tho. Maybe there is a very specific Intel phone that has a huge screen and a CD player an all the other steps...?

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And all the other stuff*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's praising this for being fresh and informative but it's a goddamn repost with a shitty clickbait title. Buzzfeed is leaking.

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Imgur is pretty much just buzzfeed with ancient unfunny memes interspersed nowadays

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And more circlejerking.

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I think this was actually from Cracked originally.

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Yeah the fucking title....come on

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Imgur is just Last Week on Reddit (And Reddit is Last Week on 4chan)

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Also, inaccurate as all these "Amazing facts!" compilations. As an engineer, while it might be true that modern calculator has more >

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processing power than what took us to the moon, using MHz comparison is just silly. Processors are very complicated devices and one >

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numeric value like that is pretty worthless. And implying that Bain's machine resembled late 1900s fax machines is... *sigh*

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And then there are things like "Ottoman empire was still a thing in early 1900s"... Yeah, the first world war is still taught in schools.

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As a fellow engineer, thank you. Unfortunately, it means marketing is right: bigger numbers are all the buyers look for.

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