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#Old #Lordoftherings
Jun 8, 2017 6:45 PM
NooneGalariz
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#Old #Lordoftherings
loxnbagels
I'm 39 and have a salt and peppery beard so if a place checks everyone's ID I just point at the beard. works 100% of the time, everytime
DreadPierateRoberts
I get carded for tobaco at 35
KokonutBinks
What is UP with that title though
JasonWolf1
Dark have been my dreams of late.
thenameofthewind
I always think that this is Robert Plant, at first glance.
cloakanddagger42
The grocery store I work at has a liquor section, if they don't card, no matter your age, the cashier can get fired.
anneboleynfan1
I ask because I could lose my job if you're a minor. So, if I'm not %100 sure, you're getting carded
Maldraek
Fuck off. I'm turning 39 this month.
servingmytimeinusersub
I dont mind. Im 35 and got carded for an r rated movie a couple weeks ago
servingmytimeinusersub
But then again, it takes me 3 days to grow a 5 o clock shadow
chip8808
don't let it go to your head; many retailers are told to check even if they have white beards and a walker.
zeacorzeppelin10
If you go to walgreens, you could be a WWII vet, in uniform, on D-Day, and I would still have to ask for ID because of a company policy.
srsgiraffe
Jesus FUCK that's a cool effect. So smooth that it's pretty hard (imo) notice spell being lifted. It's just "*BOOM* he's young wtf???"
BlankMage
Except for the magic shave.
Mumalot
In most states, it's actually a fineable offense for the Store if they don't card ANYONE.. even if you look like you're 90 and halfway dead.
BabySharkEtc
nebworb
Hey I feel you. I'm 24 and my students thought I was in my 30s or 40s.
henrou
Take the compliment.
MadStach
You're so old it looks like a bad disguise.
inquirerofquantumstuff
I had a lady at a gas station ask me if my parents were ok with me getting coffee so late, I was a 20 year old guy driving back from college
IAmGreco
For everyone: if you are in the US alot of states require you to have an ID ON YOUR PERSON, doesn't matter your age
TheresAGermanWordForThat
I once been carded at an "over 30s" party. I blushed like a debutante.
dazedNconfuzed
At 49, I'm trying so hard to not give the clerk a hard time about it (point at kids, gray hairs, etc). If they don't check, fired or fined.
FullCrimsonic
Blockbuster keychain
Elementalist01
Thank you <3
TehSeksyManz
I don't get carded at my local liquor stores because I'm a borderline alcoholic and they all know who I am.
deafmute
I've only been in my local store twice, never carded when I'm clearly the youngest person in line.
m4uboy
"borderline"
JuicyScoops
Only have a drinking problem if can't find a drink.
h3nna0jisan
yeah, I go to different stores, all recognize me.
RickySpanishhhhh
Mine too! Daughter just started at the corner store and mom goes, "He's fine. He's here every 3 days..."
TheSquidApocalypse
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem!"
seemetrollinh8in
Work at a liqor store, you go to the store three times a day ordering between 3-10 shot bottles of booze?
GarageHomies
TheBestRussian
I was carded by the owners of the local liquor store the first half a dozen times... then they just knew me :/
umbrellamaker
So you go where everybody knows your name?
Inmate45
And everybody's glad you came?
TehSeksyManz
Not quite, but I'm 235 lb. bald meathead with a weak beard, so I'm kinda recognisable :p
101Medic
Username... Checks out?
TehSeksyManz
I don't think so but I try :3
Inmate45
I totally read that as methhead and refuse to unsee it XD.
TehSeksyManz
Fat tweakers are like unicorns
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
As a cashier...hee hee heee..."borderline"...
Granttidant
so you know? asking for a friend.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I've classified it into different groups of alcoholics, among them "functioning", "fun", and "self destructive". The latter are the worst.
Fakamean
Can confirm.
1010001010101
Ain't drinking alone is your dog is home
bigstacks
It's not a problem if you can afford it.
Timwiththeeoban
You're an inspiration.
TehSeksyManz
Username on point?
bigstacks
Unfortunately not. I have modest piles of spare change though.
dumpsterjedi1
When the checkout girl tells me my whiskey is bae
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idrinkcoffeeaftermidnight
Well if you're a woman, that's a compliment.
archwaykitten
I'm particularly bad at telling peoples' ages. I've been off by 10+ years in both directions. I don't even try anymore.
dlw45
I feel ya. Especially groups of mid 20s folks who look like they could be 16 or 40. Once got asked if a balding friend was my uncle.
archwaykitten
I went to a play while I was in highschool, and the ticket salemen asked my 16 year old friend if she qualified for senior citizen discounts
archwaykitten
She had back problems that made the question sort of understandable, but still! It was awkward.
Azerai
As a barman i often ask people for cards just to make them smile
MyCaruba
My 21st birthday not a single place carded me, got almost a little sad because I wanted to use my newfound powers. Felt like I looked old :c
357MAGNUM
Thank you. Especially when out with friends. Gloat for glee!
IronGravyBoat
Oh man, a bunch of my coworkers in their late 30s were out and the waiter carded them all but one lady. That poor 17 yo sap..
m4uboy
calm down, they're just doing it in case you're a cop.
Mamumimi1
Basically yeah. In my state we have to card under 40. People still take it as a compliment when I tell them that.
amoeba15
It's not cops. They actually hire mystery shoppers with orders to not carry ID on them and attempt to buy cigarettes or alcohol. If they 1
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sell it to you without asking for ID (or ask for ID and sell it to you anyway when you can't provide it) they fail. You go to the manager 2
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on duty and have them sign a document certifying if they passed or failed. Then submit the signed documents and the receipt (you have to 3
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buy something and get reimbursed). They recruit shoppers for this who are under 24 or 25. I used to do it years ago.
jhfi
Any ideas where one could sign up for this program?
genericanamoly
Ahhhh, got ya. So when i say i am a cop, to hopefully not be carded. Thats prolly why they card me. New tactic time, don't be a cop. Check.
m4uboy
the system works. kinda.
jooobe
We have to card because the plaza does sting operations to catch bad practices
battlepants
I still take it as a compliment
vIRLWarlock
I have to id anyone who"could be below 40" That means I id people who can obviously legally buy their smokes and get hostile with me over it
DrunkenRhino
I haven't been carded for liquor ever. Even when I was 16/17.
dlw45
Whet do you live?
dlw45
Yikes, autocorrect... 'Where'
DrunkenRhino
Oklahoma. Everybody's drunk or methed out of their minds here.
HowDoIChangeMyUsername
I actually stopped being carded when I turned 18.
LarfleezePlz
Markuspsyches
Then they finally want to card you, for the senior discount, but you're not that old.
bronypokey6918
in 22 amd wasnt carded. i was offended and demanded he card me lest i would have to assume he just let minors buy anything.
Scyle
When I'm 25 and don't get carded anymore.
Brucecori2
I just turned 21 today. Drinking alone tonight because I have work tomorrow. Whoo.
GalacticPotato17
Happy birthday
LarfleezePlz
Happy birthday fam
StarLilyBanditGirl
Happy Birthday!
AbsolutelyKhaotic
I don't get carded even though I'm only 18.
cantremembermypassword
I had both responses, I'm 32 and got asked saying I have a young face, so time I said are you going to ID me been told I look young "lol"
therealNorrinRadd
I always thought that transition was really impressive..
Conflict
I'm 27. I have rarely been carded since I turned 21. Feels bad man
kodiak931155
When you've been acting old as a ruse to finally catch the grim reaper.
WallaWallaWashington
"Clickety clack! Get into my sack!"
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
And now that's my facebook banner. No idea why.
kodiak931155
As a warning. A man who jovially sacks Mr.Rattlebones is no man to be trifled with.
GeneralAnubis
I must now absolutely find a way to incorporate "clickity clack get into my sack" into a DnD campaign
bronypokey6918
what the fuck is that from?
kodiak931155
Fables 11
Tassyr
Aaaaaaaand... Any chance at context?
ThatOneGuy8610
That's Jack of Fables (the bean stalk, the candlestick, and basically any Jack related stories) he won a sack that could hold anything
onlyHaveOneShirtAndILoveIt
Oh I saw a movie about this when I was younger, it was so weird but good at the same time
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
When you don't get carded even after shaving to make yourself look younger
TheMonsterWithinYou
I've personally never been carded. lol although I never tried to buy alcohol etc BUT I did buy lottery tickets.
dlw45
I got carded for them at 34... thought I've been able to buy these nearly half my life.
rickeyspanish
I am 37 and I still get carded. I got carded for spray paint the other day. I look like a grown man baby and can't grow facial hair
SparklDriver
GalacticPotato17
That guy is amazing
doke
I'm 22. Never been carded. I've had a beard for the past 4 years.
Bortus
I look about twelve, but I never get carded because I buy from the same two places about twice a week.
PizzaSlutForever
I get carded in the states (47) but most annoyingly I was refused beer in TN cause I didn't have US id! Wtf? Tourist aren't allow drink now?
SoupCanMan
It's a great way to get your liquor licence revoked by an undercover cop if you serve with no I.D.
SoupCanMan
And most owners don't train employees on all 97 foreign I.D.s
PizzaSlutForever
It was a British passport. I have been going over for 25 years and 1st time my passport has ever been refused for not being American I'D.
rickeyspanish
you can, but some people are untrained and/or dickheads
Tiiimmmaayy
I rarely get carded and I have been buying alcohol since I was 18. (Fake ID)
totallyirrelephant
I've only been carded a handful of times since I was legal. It's low-key depressing. I could have been buying alcohol for so much longer!
jsegs
or when you know the bouncer https://68.media.tumblr.com/621f0c7a5c3312b2379b54ef2a08c870/tumblr_o3y4pherIa1s3h43ko1_500.gif
LarfleezePlz