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May 12, 2017 12:14 PM
TheMaunomazteR
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imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Dads.
MaskMan191
Shit, I'll fuckin take 50 100 Grands anyday.
notFBIcamsnoop
As a dad I approve this post
LanceKairan
Kinda wish I had a dad instead of an abusive asshole. Dads seem fun.
hardlyfatal
These are hilarious and adorable and my father would have done them all and I miss him so much.
Mewmus
I can't have children. Regret level = 0
PureIntentions
I wish I had a dad
N3crobard
Baby looks like Danny Devito
toothedwhale
man this just makes me really sad that i never got the chance to have an adult relationship with my dad
sweetbabyjesuss
I wanna hang with Meatloaf, pizza and beer ????
quitepossiblygettingold
Meatloaf is my favorite repostacat
Poopaloupe
This makes me wish I wasn't so distant from my family.
skribs
That last one, I've seen the same comment on a picture of a different dad.
wombmate
Your dad in Nicholas Cage?
UzY3L
What a pair of docs! Get it? Paradox? I'll see myself out.
Olec
is this an album of screenshots of an album?
Olec
with screenshots of tubmler? we need to go deeper
GreatGopher
I just became a father today. Favorited for later reference
PretzelDickbutt
I used to feel bad for myself that I never had a father figure growing up (really fucked up shit happened), and I used to get sad seeing 1/?
PretzelDickbutt
posts like this. It took me a little while to realise that 1. There's no way I would want MY father back in my life, and 2/?
PretzelDickbutt
2. My mother took on both roles and did so flawlessly, all while supporting two children on her own AND being underemployed. She was 3/?
PretzelDickbutt
the serious parent when she had to be, the weird quirky one when she wanted to be, and she was always there for my brother and I.
Flyndaran
We all lack someone that others have. No good comes from dwelling on what could have been.
PretzelDickbutt
I agree. It took me a while to realze that I really wasn't lacking anything. My mother provided all of it.
PretzelDickbutt
wait, did my other responses not post? Gah.
literallyjesuschrist
Imgur is cheaper than therapy I guess.
PretzelDickbutt
Nah, Imgur helps me dwell in my head while being too preoccupied to go too deep in my thoughts. ..Like mindless television
gillotte
lol At first I thought the last pic was a blanket with Ernest P. Worrell picture on it.
DireSnails
http://imgur.com/Ay8yLkF
Hochimintz
I thought it was him as well
jathi
Are those fucking sponges? She made you a sponge cake?
dReWdAt
Reminds me of a 'Dennis the Menace' comic episode. Where he makes Mr. Wilson a "sponge" cake for his bday, hahaha! Gets me everytime!
therealVexed
giving me flashbacks n shit dennis the menace jeez.
F1L0Y1
I just got it.
supinebovine
Ty I... I mean a FRIEND didn't get it and needed an explanation.
msquareed
She has a lot of sponges on hand.
mmmmeryl
It's an Amelia Bedelia joke!
DoomSkuller
#4 $20 bucks says that little girl doesn't understand League or who Annie is
ConvertsToBananas
$20.00 can buy approx. 102 Bananas in the U.S. (beep boop ima bot)
A1ekazam
Nah she's about the average league player I'd say.
DoomSkuller
I doubt she produces enough salt
Mistruths
I guess you haven't seen a little kid's tantrum recently.
DoomSkuller
oh I have. I have two nieces who I often help watch. It's still not as much salt as found in League players
Tylvian
Gonna have to agree with this. Ain't seen no tantrum like a video game tantrum.
SmllTwnPizzaLawyer
What the french toast is a "clothes horse"?
lopeardgaloot
Usually a woman but in this case I think he means a drying rack for hanging clothes on in the house
jt16
Clothing drying rack. I found this out the hard way.
BigChunkyBubbles
Bless you.
cRandyGamble
DadApproved
Dog Took Over Room +1
kineticlops
I just noticed that almost everything is photoshopped into that room and ive seen that pic so many times...
CaptainVee
Thought the dog's carpet looked like a dick for a second...
ThePartyLeader
If there is a way to accomplish something, a Dad can do it masterfully with the wrong tools.
Koshunae
As an auto technician, I can do the same thing, while also taking twice as long and swearing a lot.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Or disasterfully with the right ones.
registeredtoproveimawesome
Or incorrectly with the right tools but still somehow ending up with a good result.
daugbret
The bad news is, I screwed up building the shed. The good news is we have a new dinner table.
Primaltiguere
Like a knife instead of a flat driver.
TheSpaceButterfly
Aww, that's sweet. My mom called me a disappointment and my dad said I'm going nowhere in life.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
#1 just as good imo. I love 100 grands
surprisemotherfuckers
i know right, i'd be pretty damn happy with that
GilaMonsieur
yeah it's a lot easier to hurt yourself with $5 million dollars than it is with a box of 100 grands.
momemes
Birth control blanket that is so legitimately passive aggressive dad material. Until dad gets aggressive then its used to hide the body.
AncientThotDeity
As a former teenage boy, there was not much that would stop me once I got going with a girl, including this... prolly woulda needed a wash..
momemes
lol, I remember those times, but I was working at 13-14, and it sort of cramped it, maybe I should have been running after girls
CidColetti
These are hilarious. I miss my dad, he died 10 years ago. I'm going to go be sad now. The deer pic was my favorite btw.
Huldra
Lost mine almost 3 years ago.
acooltaco
This comment was a rollercoaster from start to finish. My condolences.
KingBamboo
<3
faaakit
I'm in the same boat, my dad passed away ten years ago as well. It never gets better but it gets easier❤️
duudycalls1
SDBS6996
Lost my dad 6 years ago. I hate that I find it hard to remember his voice sometimes now. Least you don't have to be sad by yourself.
SDBS6996
Also, I mean I'm sad with you in case it wasn't clear. I don't words real good sometimes.
bluecardinal
❤️????????????????
bluecardinal
That was supposed to be a bunch of different colored hearts. Hugs.
paralleluniversepam
We buried dad yesterday (don't worry, he was dead). Dads are awesome and I'm happy all these people appreciate their papas!
Soulcold
tho Im sorry.. but lost it at your (don't worry, he was dead) line.. lol
paralleluniversepam
His widow's phone started ringing during the Lord's Prayer. Dad would have answered it and said 'God?'
VindictiveRidge
I'm very sorry for your loss, but the "don't worry, he was dead" part cracked me up. Thanks :)
forgetthisnoise
Sorry for your loss. My folks died this winter so if you need to talk give me a shout
paralleluniversepam
You're very kind. I'm sorry for your loss too. Losing both parents must be heartbreaking.
CidColetti
Sorry to hear about your father and yes I agree. Makes me smile thinking of all the goofy crap my dad pulled :)
WellThatsOriginal
❤
GavinScreaming
Can we use emojis now? ❤️????????
WellThatsOriginal
I have been using them. I just thought nobody did because of some Imgur community rule.
GavinScreaming
Apparently yes
misterbookman
Wait. Why would you leave money with meatloaf for pizza??!!?? (Goes onto next meme) (Come back) OHHHHH!!! The cats name is Meatloaf!!!
Ultratoxic
Happened to me the first time I saw that one too
lordofhouselurker
Thank Goodness. I thought it was just me
HughLaurie
Don't worry, most of us only knew the deal because it has been posted a few times and we've already been through that ;)
iputthefiresout
I'd love to get pizza and beer with Meatloaf
kmikl
Meatloaf is a cool cat. I mean, he didn't even use the money to hire a hitman to kill the red dot.
ReturnofthePLK
The cat or the singer?
TerraformTrent
The singing cat, obviously.
naytorin
Yes
kmikl
True.
Mockingbirb
You took the words right out of my mouth! https://youtu.be/_wO8toxinoc
misterbookman
I know that reference .gif
ChiNy
Totally thought the note "couldn't find tape" was alluding to a Meatloaf cassette and that the money was in it :/
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It's a cat that would do anything for love, but it won't do that.
MollyNapQueen
Such a cute name. I'm gonna name my next cat Meatloaf. <3
PizzaSlutForever
Bet he's a dead ringer ...
misterbookman
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
probably best as a nickname, but still supercute
MollyNapQueen
Don't care. I'll do it anyway. ;)
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
attababe
LookAtThisGraph
He'll run away... like a bat out of hell
Pleasesirmayihaveanotherkitty
*Like a cat out of hell
LookAtThisGraph
Missed opportunity
LookAtThisGraph
I hate myself
Caldaque
I was wondering the same. Did the parents think the meatloaf was so bad that he would need pizza? Then "Oh the cat has the money, duh."
lolbismal
https://i.imgflip.com/17it2z.jpg
bexxyab
I thought it was the singer so I was confused.
moraismeep
It took a minute to figure that out myself. XD
SHDTGQOTW
I saw this meme without the cat pictures and it has haunted me to
MrAppendixX
#3
Bluekitten03
This is so old...
inmat
what if the cat woke up and started chewing the money?
inmat
i guess then you'd have to eat the cat
domenick91
Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. Bob also had someone's random pizza money.
Greekgeek1980
Ummm.. His name was Robert Paulson.. In death, you have a name. Not Bob.
LykeLadyGodiva
I love people who name their animals after food. I had a friend who named their dog Cracker!
Ozarck
I named my first cat Cheerio.
inmat
"pip pip, cheerio! c'mon, where the hell is that cat?"