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Nov 3, 2017 6:38 PM
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1skin2skin3skinForeskin
Me and my buddies actually came up with an idea like this in college called Pretty Poops.
Foffer
Everyday We Stray Further From God’s Light
TheRealHelmsman
Should have 2 girls....
tadcooperisadragon
No four-leaf clover. Pass.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
what a shitpost
talrnu
A friend wants to know if these come in grown up sizes.
SanguinariAlativari
My god who is the creep who made this
xMagicMan4124
kapp70
Now of that werebstar shaped I would be fucking impressed.
MadamFloofington
Whatever the hole is too small it would just shoot out !
WilliamMcLaughlin5150
But really Daddy! I thought I chewed up that corn!
JPemmers
EnterYourName
ElleriaPlays
Jason
MunkyBoi
What a great time to be alive. I no longer have to use my son's playdoh fun factory dies!
lastbutnotleast1
This is assuming your poop is soft enough to mold. Idk about you but I'm so irregular it's either blood or 50 wipes
Shibalseki
no lie, i thought i had this original idea like... 3 years ago.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
That's a little creepy as this is supposed to be satire
Shibalseki
i think up really weird stuff when i'm bored =x
Foxhound621
Mapachito
Where's your God now?
reid2048
Admitting defeat
Pheralg
is crying in a corner
onlyhalfghost
Same place as they weren't before.
JonestownClassPresident
I remember these. Uncle Ricky gave me them for my 4th birthday and taught me how yo use them. Super fun. Can't wait to try with my nephews.
JCrashB
*nepoos
OmikronWeapon
https://www.villagevoice.com/2009/03/03/poop-toy-fraud-provokes-outrage-soul-searching/
DocVolt
lol religious people
Sooooooooooooooooooo
Shitposting like a champ.
Kittysaurolophus
Why isn't this the top comment!?
flowekim
An honest to god shitpost.
TheGrunk
...I don't know if that will work
GasBandit
It clearly won't. Extrusion only produces whatever the thinnest passage is, so it would just be long skinny poop noodles coming out.
GasBandit
And that's assuming you're able to keep the damn thing IN, which looks like it would require external force to counteract the pushing.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i like how you said what we all already knew to feel smart in analyzing a shit extruder.
GasBandit
That's what the internet is all about, isn't it?
Knacks
Dear god, why am I upvoting this shit?
iShouldBeWorking42
Because it’s in fun shapes!
Polaristars
Nice pun. +1
outcast751
Shit happens ☺
Donkeymong
Im upovting this so more people have to see it .
ouhhmytralalamydingdingdong
Litterally
RodanMurkharr
Because you like stars and hearts?
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes. Clovers, and blue moons. Pots of gold and rainbows. And tasty red balloons. Oh I made myself gag.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
You know they replaced pots of gold with an hourglass? It's sickening.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Wut
HesGotTwoFirstNames
The pot of gold was replaced with an hourglass in 2008. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/how-lucky-charms-marshmallow-shapes-have-changed-over
Moosecock
Frosted lucky charms, you’ll blow your ass to pieces
underunderpants
soooooooo can I get this in adult size?????? asking for a friend
skuba
I had this idea one night with some friends. We decided the adult version should be called Shape Shitters.
Sooooooooooooooooooo
Sooooooooo, I'm going t have to ask you to cease and desist.
Patrickt333
It says 3+, you're good, fam.
Michealbay
Pfft just put the whole thing up and make your asshole star shaped
RandomActOfConfusion
I found a new use for my cookie cutters
CrystalCry
Oh
sixtyfortysoo
While new meaning to 'chocolate starfish'
iCantBelieveImNotLurking
Oh my god. This is horrifying
iCantBelieveImNotLurking
+1 to you OP. You sick twisted bastard
SoundFuture
You should check out Litter Critters!
ZuIthar
TheCrispiestNoodles
Ever use a Windi when your baby apparently has diarrhea? I have. Still haven't been able to get the poop stains off the lamp shade.
chandelier
NexiKuro
you can bake them too: https://www.howtocookthat.net/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/IMG_1435-1024x720.jpg
RabidDingo
Oh Come On! https://imgur.com/H7Y8nmi
Lazzarwolf
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
ISawWhatYouSaw
Genius..... That DaVinci guy would be proud of you.
PrincessWasabi
Is this oc?
User1394
Nah, just a shitpost
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
Yes
locospaceshark
Username checks out
DirtyWhiteShoes
Understatement of the century
ProductivityCanSuckIt
Oh usersub, you 'never' disappoint.
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BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Such a horrible human being. But damn is ahe cute.
jokeinsurance
Who is that?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
It's one of those chicks from the last Bachelor. Stuck up, but hot as hell.
jfred325350
Oh yea I hated her.
iHveNoCleverName
Does she, well now at least?