iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
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Nov 2, 2019 2:00 AM
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
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spidermenz
That handprint's almost big enough to be a full hand
LouisSlungpue
sweaterkittens8008
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artifactcreature
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
wowthatwasquick
Wow, glad I’m a guy.
moebiusstrip
so.. from the pics, someone hit their brother so hard, they cut their hand breaking their own arm, and made their sis pregnant.
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
Jonnymarre
The baby’s name will be Kayden
hr0nk
Hole up a sec here
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8woTRkyfFM
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
“What is it cockblocker?” I’m in tears +1
opentokix
HAHAHA!
bruudwin
xray student here, that normally has '3 views' "flat, on its side, half way between ~45*" if possible. and can't legally diagnose XD
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Somebody tried to slap-cook that back...
NyQuilDaydream
I use to think the "Alabama Shakes" was a symptom of incest but it's actually just a band...
Bugghunter
Incest is best when is sister says yes.
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Can count on all 11 fingers how many times that's happened
NickRivieraMD
#1 is dermatographia, so totally could happen from being barely touched
someguyyy
oh so that's why my skin reacts to the most minor of things
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
ROLL TIDE!
quade
Luckily, they just overturned the abortion ban in Alabama today.
TupacAintDead
Uhhh....
Mermaidgirl916
I'm a Brit so maybe different humour but fyi incest can ruin lives and isn't so funny. For info I'm a CSA survivor by my older brother.
CheeseB0t
Likewise but not all of us are sensitive about it
Mermaidgirl916
Well that was not a nice comment. There are many reasons behind it but yes I am sensitive about it
CheeseB0t
I mean I figured it wasn't for no reason. Just saying, it's your choice to be offended.
Magnum3point141592654
It's all relative.
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
I see what you did there
ASMRuVeganYet
nice
mnbvcxzxc
37PiecesOfFlair
DaShanghaiKid
plplokokplok
"I'm telling Uncle dad on you"
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
Raecracy123abc
haha we can all rela---no not like that
BruvaJames
I see you start reading from the bottom right panel
AetherosDrakon
Yeah I don't have siblings
DoublevBomb
Highlander is a tradition in some other places. There can be only one!
TerribleAwful
it's not incest if your sister is hot
moonkin
"It" is not incest no matter what your sister looks like--in fact, the ONLY time "it" is incest is when you're ??????? ? ?????? ??????.
ZeroDucksToGive
wobblecopterrrr
taroband
LazyPoultry
CaldariBob
wobblecopterrrr
StarkeRealm
TakuanSoho
gkraft1
Gradwin
boshbashbish
Americans, is this real?
wobblecopterrrr
wobblecopterrrr
Yup
TheTetherBallPole
We’ve been asking the same question for the past 3 years.
Raileks
Im pretty sure the pic is just bad angle. Not that Trump hasn't said/done some pretty suspiciously incest-implicating things.
stratosphere
That break is horrific
SkittlezCodeBaker
Wounds heal, deformed offspring of water people do not
BlueRonfar
The narrow bit on the ulna is scary, that’s super stabby.
Creativitymeh
It's impressive, but not compound and clean. And not so close to the wrist that there's likely to be nerve damage
Rymdblomma
That hand print is impressive
thesleeve3d
Yeah, I'm gonna say that stung a bit.
Rymdblomma
My little brother would be proud. I am mildly disgusted and horrified
zhukoz
Didn't people play 'brandings' at school?
MistressLyda
I suspect it is dermatographia. It is a bit pale for being that raised only by impact.
DrStitch
nothebees
SydneySleeper
Season 3 trailer just came out
SilentHowling
For?
SydneySleeper
The Dragon Prince, source of the reaction gif
SilentHowling
Thanks!
INeedACleverNameToPutHere
How do you circumcise an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin.
goobernoodles
oooooooooooof
zak55
You leave my cousin debra out of this.
iLLNeverLeaveYourPizzaBurning
We all call her “D Bruh”...first name Wanda
SlushMagic
That took me like two minutes to realize
BreenW
They are a bit slow in alabama....
Gayforbae
Arent they usually circumsized already?
8gigsofshark
whoooosh
Gayforbae
No not a woosh. I get the joke. Just ataying that southern white christian men are usually circumcised
taroband
Oh snap!
Gayforbae
That can also happen if you kick too hard
StarkeRealm
I applaud your enthusiasm, but you kicked too hard.
funkhousermarty