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Feb 23, 2017 8:17 AM
SarahHamiltonIII
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ProvoloneTone
Blood spottin
sabrielliraelabhorsens
100% accurate
Duder87
Sorry to have kept you waiting, my walk has gotten rather silly lately.
GoCatss
I'm lost
auredu
I'll learn how to squeeze this thing back inside and it's my life goal now
punkasaurus
When you sneeze and it tries to escape.
lopsidemaniac
AManWhoWasntThere
Monty Python! Always upvote Monty Python!
BklynPunisher
Yes for those hot summer days when your balls sick to your legs. Or powder them bad boys regularly.
comehomefransbrauder
Kegels, my friends. Pulls it right back in.
greyhoundbones
when the string is stuck in your bum crack
OnePingOnly
Ministry of Silly Walks
justdoinmyshups
WateryTartan
Gurl thingz
LilMissPinkBubblegumUnicorn
My friend asked me once about this, I told him "paper dick malfunction".
YippinYak
Haha yes can relate +1 *quickly tucks dick away*
squelcheswetly
I recommend putting a penis in there. Move vigorously a few times a day for a few days. /sagenod
ASmellofWineandCheapPerfume
That made me chuckle, good one.
andiwaslikebiiiitch
the fucking worst...
Denamic
That looks a lot like the testicle stuck to leg walk
weeklypooper
or taking a dry one out. ow
swinglinered
add water?
weeklypooper
If only it were that easy
VernonLamb
I used to clean bathrooms at a mall. Why do women put their used pads on the wall?
JennyHill
What?? Who does that?? I feel for you - that's not okay.
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
Or the attempted ladylike penguin-waddle of CRAPNOTFARENOUGHBACKTOTHELOOIGOOOO!!!
GiveMeAllThePizza
And the same when you can feel it leaking. Ugh.
sarahlyzzibeth
My college roomie didn't know you're supposed to remove the applicator.
SarahHamiltonIII
iCommentWithMontyPythonQuotes
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my tampon has become rather sillier recently.
GeologyCat
worse if you don't realise it and try to sit down... the first year was rough
IspeakFrench
When I was 9 I was so jealous of my sister having her period, I stole some of her tampons and used them. Yeah...ouch
GeologyCat
The things we do when we are young...
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
That's much too long to keep a tampon in.
datfandomdoe
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
annoyedOnion
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Zap117
A friend had to go to the gyno cuz her snatch smelled like death . She had forgotten a tampon in there for a month
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Nuuuuuuuu!!
MisterDictionary
Hello, toxic shock!
ChucklePuss
Me too. No one taught me and I didn't read the directions. I just left it all in there, applicator and all, when I went on a swimming trip.
riggityriggitywrekt
Did the same thing first time but mine was for a P.E. class
ladyiota
I did the same thing. My mom still laughs at me 30 years later.
RickyBobbyShakenBake
Oh, honey... that sounds rough!
GeologyCat
christ that sounds uncomfortable! I had a friend in the next stall coaching me, at least.
SteveTypeRs
Pretty sure they come with directions...
GeologyCat
I was given one out of the box by my friend so i could go surfing. No box handy at the time.
ChucklePuss
Yep, but my young idiot self didn't think to read them. Instead, I got lip-pinched on a bicycle. I learned very soon after that though.
GeologyCat
ow... I feel so much sympathy for your younger self
Genstan
OMG PLEASW EXPLAIN THIS THING TO ME
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
Foreign object inserted incorrectly into female genitalia precipitates difficulty in achieving standard perambulatory pattern.
AManWhoWasntThere
Genstan
Damn bruh ty I'm feeling smarter rn
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
Much obliged.
TerminalInterface
trying to unstick my balls from my leg
futureman3000
Here's my method:
. Prevention is the best defense.
tarataqa
I never knew I needed these. *googles twerkgifs*
tarataqa
http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/112713/thenug-WhDyMpL2vH.gif
eco79
yeah, brother, the pain is real
6Oh4
That's how you shake off the dry tp stuck to your ass grooves.
TerminalInterface
or when I run out of TP, and coffee filters.
ImBrutallyHonest
I laughed. +1
SarahHamiltonIII
I thought it was more like this? Then again, I don't have danglers
BklynPunisher
Nah that's for after you've freed them, it's like the victory dance.
guywithwifi
Every man has his own style. I personally do it like this
v.
midnightman163
BklynPunisher
That's for extreme cases of stuck balls.
OneHandedClapper
It's a little closer to this op
XyoLikesDinosaurs
Can confirm, I do exactly that.
cinemeasctha
Or when you cough and the tampon moves.
Chrisbronk
What?
raptorsoldier
Or trying to adjust your balls in public
TheLordFarquad
Nearlyburly
Sooo, when you see guys doing that, you're thinking.....
nombredeusario
Or sneeze
cinemeasctha
Actually that's worst +1
BananaShip
if you sneeze hard enough, would you get a tampon bullet?
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
It's our family's version of paintball
Kensidian
Oh...oh god...where's the mental eye bleach
tootscootinboogie
Or poop
vaktmastare
Yes! I just take it out before pooping
chicagochick
I thought it was an irrational fear ..That id push to poop and my tampon would pop out!
lovememaddly
I just push it out when I have to poop. It's hard though-lots of kegels
chicagochick
:O #pelvicfloorgoals!
spacecatts
I change mine every time I poop personally
tootscootinboogie
Sometimes I'll have the misfortune of a fresh tampon and then 15 min later I need to poop. I usually do what you do though.
spacecatts
SERIOUSLY and as someone with IBS...ugh
tootscootinboogie
Oh no, that's terrible!
weeklypooper
THIS IS THE WORST AND HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING UGG
HadMeSomeChickens
Is this a real problem?
shootsewvintage
Yup.
GiveMeAllThePizza
One of the worst.
chestdesk
Yes it is
CapitalPea
It is
Cerinna
Tampons are so much a problem for me in fact that I have to stick to pads. And please no one suggest that damn moon cup thing to me. Ew.
Electriccarsbestcars
I had a wicked heavy flow. Diva cups are life. Plus pissing on the string is probably the grossest thing on earth
Cerinna
Well with the pads I can just toss 'em in the bin. I've always had a heavy flow too, a little less so now that I'm on birth control.
delilahviolet
Yes
Mintendo64
Yes
bluetractor
I've been using them for years and that has never happened to me
ladyiota
Yes
spacecatts
Oh yes
IAmTheCutestOfBorg
Especially after having kids. I've sneezed and shot one out. With a clot chaser.
therealshaun
SagaStrangeness
JazzyDong
I'm so glad I have a penis.
cinemeasctha
I love this comment.
youngmountaingoat
Wh...but.....h.....er..... Nah, I got nothing.
Octobutt
my first time ever experience using a tampon made me waddle the whole day
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Same... There was also crying
candysaur
Mine made me faint. Not fun.
Octobutt
didn't help it was the day my SO brought me to meet his family for the first time. Ever.
OliverClothesoff70
Me too. I'm a guy, though.
chicknorris
Two words ladies: Diva Cup. Seriously the best thing ever!
pepperronii
Is it good for people who exercise?
chicknorris
I would say yes. I always wear a liner though for any minor leaks.
raraluiz
Yes yes yes! Love mine!
areola51
to the top with you. seriously a life changer.
NotSingleCatLady
My sister loves hers but I tried it and hated it. It's all personal choice really
BklynPunisher
You tried hers and hated it? Well there's your problem, get your own and maybe you will like it better.
SexualPeanut
Hard pass.
MyDarlingFeet
Tried it for a few months but it was terribly awkward to sit down and have a suction sound from nowhere. It also hit against my wall 2 long
chicknorris
You didn't have it in properly then, I've never heard of a suction sound before. It took a while for me to perfect the use of it I'll admit.
MyDarlingFeet
It was trial and error (only has the sucking sound once) and then a return to pads after having it in, in such a way that it hurt for weeks
BklynPunisher
I seriously wonder what percentage of women would be ok with those?
usuallyjustkidding
Two words: fuck off
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Two words: I'm not good at counting.
chicknorris
Did I offend you Muffin?
Victorasaurus
I've had one for 3 years now and I'm never going back. More than worth it
chicagochick
I used Instead a couple of years ago...And pulling it out was a messy messs!
chicknorris
It's not that bad, dump it and wash your hands after
chicagochick
But at work? Public stalls...Walking out with murder hands.. idk
chicknorris
You won't have murder hands, use the tips of your fingers and toilet paper, you can clean your hands with tp a bit before washing your hands
bluetractor
How do they work? What happens if you have to..empty it in a public restroom? I want to try them but i'm apprehensive!
chicknorris
Google how they work. As for public bathrooms dump it in the toilet and clean with toilet paper if you need but don't leave paper on it.
MyDarlingFeet
Pretty much what chicknorris said.
NoCuretoInsanity
I'd like to try, but I'm worried about messes. I've never been able to do tampons, so have been on pads my entire life.
areola51
the trick is to hover and theres a certain way to pop that sucker out to make it all go in the potty.
cottoncandybingo
Diva cup can last an entire day, I only empty it when I'm at home.
chicknorris
You've gotta get comfortable with your vagina, it is messier but you don't have to change it as often, I like it
joooookie
I refuse to use tampons too but I've never had problems with pads. I don't get the deal with all the hate for them?
CorrectlyOperatedVagina
Personally, I do a ton of dance (mainly ballet) and working out...way to much risk of "movement" and leakage if using pads!
DecorativeCacti
You're worried about messes but you're using pads? I haven't used pads in forever, but unless they've improved they can be pretty messy.
fricklenani
The only shitty thing about pads are the bloody pubes/vagina, and the waterfall in the morning when you first stand up. I use a diva cup now
Totsmacgee
I only used pads after I gave birth. They make my lady bits swell up and hurt terribly.
DecorativeCacti
I still have nightmares of using a "night" pad and waking up with my thighs covered in blood or shifting and sticking to my public hair.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
There's a learning curve but it does get better. And if you have heavier periods then be sure to change every 6 hours instead of 12.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
It's still better than a pad in my experience.