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surelyijest
The expression on the guy in the star shirt is cracking me up.
ehamo
Everyone only has one question.
awesomazing89
I'm 5'6" and marrying a 5'8" girl. The shortest male in her family is her brother at 6'4". Her mom is 5'8", sister 5'10". Pics gonna be good
twinkii19
I need to see pictures
TheBoomQueen
Please post pictures asap.
charlietoogood
They will if they show her tits, yeah
bushelofsquirrels
This is me too! 5'9 girl (me) has two 5'10 sisters and marries 5'8 guy. I am the "short" one of my family.
melraelee
My situation EXACTLY. Married 15 years now. After a few months of dating, you won't even care.
sixfoothobbit
Invest in a step
StratFreak
You mean leg implants?
NivalisAngelus
Holy balls you're a male version of Lily from HIMYM... Except your wife isn't nearly as towering over you as Marshall is.
downrightmike
May your kids be 7' or more!
awesomazing89
To be honest, my dad told me since I was a kid to marry someone tall..so that my kids are tall too. Kinda hit the jackpot with this one
BuckBoost
http://giantgag.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/long-distance-relationship.jpg
smulesghost
shorts distance to tha pusssayyyy!
SynapNadar
I don't see a wedding ring OP
CGMR
LCTDeuce
I cant believe I had to scroll down this much!
Lacraz
I'm 5'2, every time I stand next to a tall person I go "fuck all you tall people, this shit ain't fair." I live in a land of giants...
JigsawLV
Netherlands?
p34ce
I am 6'8. Every time I walk through a door, sit at a table (or on any form of transportation), try to find clothes or shoes that fit...
p34ce
...or just walk around outside without being stared at or talked about by every other person, I think "fuck you short people...".
hiphopbookshop
I like the one where they put a whole extra half human on top of one whole human and you are still taller being all like, "I am Groot."
TakeshiKovaks
Seeing you included into her families pictures puts a big smile on my face. :)
ghostchips12345
Pappadom for scale?
therealcoolhand
Maybe you should be the one sitting
joboo
IrrelevantGIF
wheresthebaby
Rip bike
flounderflound
Did anyone else have a nagging feeling the gif was gonna cut off before he hit the ramp?
DrDankenstein
I always try to find a connection...
randomredpanda
GIF irrelevant, username relevant. Well played sir/madame.
ThadiousJayble
Fuck. That.
rooble
I'd be so up for that but my balls would never allow it :(
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
As a 5'7" guy, fuck you for taking a short girl
waffleninjer
Manlets, when will they ever learn!
slightlydramatic
As a 5'9" female, I can understand the sentiment of this comment.
Socklips1
He's 6'9"..they're all short girls to him.
Hieuterus
Now you're free to take a 6'4" girl, you little pansy.
thepopesdaughter
5'4 is average sized!!! I am not short!!!!!! (just shorter than you)
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Yeah that's all I meant. 5'9" is average for men, but I'm pretty sure girls think it's 6'
thepopesdaughter
Nah, most women I know are happy with a truly average height guy
hahawat
You'll standout in any country if you're 6'9"
inugod
thatellenchick
Where can I get one of you tall boys?
brandnew94
bananahamster.bmp
Grumpyrico
+1 for .bmp
IronicDancing
Is your wife single?
sp4zman
If I was a short indian lady I would totally bang you too mate
Steviexedge
She's fucking fine
urseppos
Your wife is stunning & you look like you could be a serb or croatian ?
kovi
Yes! I scrolled through just to find someone that agrees with me
helloooooooo
mountainofpuppies
Black chevy i thought the exact same thing..
BlackChevy
I knew if I scrolled, I would eventually find this picture
lespaul06
why is this not top comment !
Socklips1
Ahhhhaha...good times.
graehall
First thing for which I went looking. Brilliant.
Kookycranium
Oh here it is, just what I was looking for
autopia
Boom! There it is.
42032
I just clicked every link in the comments until I found this. I just knew, deep in my heart, this gif would be posted.
blocdebranche
Waited.... lurked... hoping someone would post this pic ... was not disappointed. Made my day :)
HoneymoonChild
You guys are an attractive couple.
idrinkcheapbeer
She's smokin' hot.
HoneymoonChild
Yup, and I would climb him like a tree.
rachycake
Love this phrase hahah
HoneymoonChild
Me too. Because I'm 5 ft tall.
twentyyearsandthensome
That dimple on him. Mmph.
vnika
Pronounciation is the key with this risky sentence you have here
GittOffMee
She married up. Eh? Eh..?
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
hamsterbanana.jpg
CaptianObvious
I knew this would be here somewhere.
Bombardist
PERFECT!
DarthWTF
Gotcha!
Aniwontr
All sexuality aside that hamster is pretty adorable.
UsePNGnotJPEG
You the real MVP
BiZZaK
I almost spat my drink out reading your comment. +1
Michelletripson
I see no wedding rings?
resistance
So who else is thinking about the sex? Own up.
Hexofin
Hamster banana.
ilikefreepizza
That was my first thought.
cniht
His wife has to be. Look at the smile on her face.
megasaurusrex
She needs a milk crate to stand on. :D
smulesghost
smule is
pdpbigbang
Who doesn't, is the right question
torpedoface
Everyone.
somethingsomethingkitties
As a friend of mine says, height doesn't matter in the horizontal position
Luxuria90
We're all the same height lying down :)
thecrayonisred
Unless you fat
Joonbug
I once asked my 5'3" friend who was dating a 6'7" guy how that even worked. Her response? "Fucking great, that's how." End of conversation.
corditedelite
As a 6'7 man married to a 5'3 woman. Yuup.
kerms
My sister is 5'3" and dating a 6'7" guy.....I really hope we're not talking about the same people
Joonbug
Decidedly not. This was years ago.
WouldYouFuckMeIdFuckMe
Doing more than just thinking, my friend
73isthebestPRIMEnumber
Which one are you?
jawsnnn
I kinda think I know the girl from my training days...
Nathanfake
"training days"
TheRicM
Here's a red circle to help you (sorry the line is so skinny)
RLTNY
lolol
flparg2
Thx for the laugh. Have another +1
GalaxyHigh
Oh no! Hahahaha!
TheRicM
Oh yes! :D Hahaha
BradSarlaccPitt
good lord, i read it as 5'9" and i couldnt believe the comments weren't all about how incredibly tiny the family is
hoodedice
/unjerk The fair white tall guy in the blue T Shirt.
iamthediscofapper
The dude in glasses obviously.
kerchew
*chortled
LoneDirewolf
Buddha
tehepix
None of them.
nation543
OP is the redditor, who can't hear your questions.
theworldslongestshitis26ftlong
YOU MUST YELL LOUDER!
MisterWho
I guess we'll never know :(
UnwantedPotato
Jebus Christ can someone give this man a clap.It's the first time in imgur history that someone saw there was a sourse link and helped out
cheque159
source
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I don't think that he wants the clap...
Frogger3344
You don't see race, good for you
ProjectBadass
Or height.
PeterME
Maybe not so good for him, probably really inconvenient..
Tylerm1
Probably is shit at picking fights.
babypoodle
last picture, 2nd to the left
VEpsilon
And the Buzz Killington award goes to...
BlitheyBombadil
Someone's going to post a picture of the hamster with the banana.
TheRicM
AKA
adam1111
Jesus christ she doesn't even have to kneel
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ipeekatchyou
That's actually my background image on my phone. AND THE LOCK SCREEN TOO.
MrComanche
You mean............. this one!?
TheBeautifulPsyche
This was my first thought.
demiandub
that would be karma-sutra
huskehhh
You beat me to it... First thing I thought when I saw this...
ozbenzion
I prefer this one:
barbarians9
You are amazing!
YourGodCreatedMeToo
the image has been abused though:
JonSAlberta
Commenting for future reference. Thanks for posting.
ranger04
Good job.
grandcamels
RIP her vagina
Aquare
Being taller / bigger doesn't automatically mean you have a bigger penis ...
tablecat
RIP in pieces
LittleBallsOfSunshineInABag
Penis aside, the sex must be interesting...
schizznatt
Putting sex aside for a moment, how do they even kiss?? He'd have to get down on his knees...
ImIsStranger
Well, he's done it at least once.
backtobackpanicattack
"Fuckherrightinthepussy!"
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JigsawLV
Just give her the tip
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
...oh shit xD
markmyw0rds
i can't stop laughing
Xalrus
Open
Mos2414
Sneaking suspicion he already did.
SantaCandyPadlockPeaceSpaceship
nice
TheRicM
DON'T tell me what to do
shapeofthingstocome
Clearly meant rest in peace, her vagina
joboo
Prolapsed vagina
ProjectBadass
...... good god why did I click on that.
AetherMcLoud
Risky click of the day.
NotACanadian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---hahahahahhaha
MrDodgyCat
Haven't clicked it, but surely the title alone is enough to put you off?...I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious :\
fractald
Actually quite tame and likely SFW.
docweird
This. Quite funny.
MrDodgyCat
Expected to recoil in horror, pleasantly surprised! Thanks for the heads-up fractald :P
fractald
No worries. After the crap I've seen elsewhere, not much posted here that worries me. ;)
darxide
Have not clicked because
xthetenth
It's actually pretty funny if not really SFW, and not gross at all.
WhatStinks
I am not a very smart man.
shift24q
O.O
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Yeah, we're gonna add NSFW to make people a little more worried about clicking.
MySpecialBrand
like wut
KNIVESY
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE MARRIED HIM
GooseGambit
60 percent of Indian men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit World Health Organization specs. (link in 2)
GooseGambit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
pibwmp
100 percent of men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit a full hand
PastaIsLife
No wai
KNIVESY
So you're saying "yes. She married him because his weenie is a good size." Or well, that's what I'm interpreting this as.
GooseGambit
Exactly
blitherypoop
A woman's height affects her external genitals more than the depth or width of her vagina.
GilgameshWulfenbach
Lobuttomize
RIP his joke
mcknytx
So a tall woman has a penis?
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Most women also don't even prefer deep penetration. Which is a huge plus for guys like me :D
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
me too
Reg06
Let's be fair, guys like us generally don't use the word "huge"
jewcanoe
do you have a source on this? as a female i'm skeptical.
EnderXVI
Question in reply. Do you like having your cervix rammed? In the right/wrong position i've been told "too deep" borderlines ok by me.
blitherypoop
I once fucked a guy who said he had 10". I got about a minute per inch and was relieved when it was over. He was awful. One of my 1/2
blitherypoop
2/2 favorite past partners was on the small side of average, but we had great chemistry. My partner now? Perfect fit, great chem. The one!
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
Some of the best orgasms I've ever had was with a man who had a dick that was 4inch long. He used his mouth and hands to make up for it.
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
He was damn good.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Not embarrassed to admit I've got 6" but I also make up for it the same way.
abztaeyeon
mine is 7" ( i think) and i also do the same :D
Playswithtiddies
ya like everything in life, everyone has their preferences. Girls I've been with love my large size. I thank the gods everyday :D
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
The girls I've been with prefer girth over length. But if you've got the hammer, use it.
Playswithtiddies
I do agree that most women prefer girth. I'm just thankful I have a large cock for an Asian. Whew what a fucking relief...
blitherypoop
There's also minimal correlation, if any, between a man's height and penile length.
CynicalFish
The biggest dick I ever saw was on the shortest man I was ever with D: He was 5'7 and was so girthy he couldn't fit.
MathSalts
Checking into thread, repping lucky tall guys
IVlad
Yes, detailed scientific studies confirmed that even people shorter than 5 feet do not fall below the average penis length of 10.8 inches
TheDarkLordOfTrees
ohhh so I'm above average then
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Oh. So I'm just lucky then.
Jewerds
Not so humble brag