Jul 30, 2017 7:44 AM
roseblossom86
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They are evolving!Sauce: https://youtu.be/GS9A1JuOKE8
orbitsteve
The fire jump was cool
flounder35
More like when pyro from x-men learns karate.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Naw man, he didn't even stay in school long enough to learn his own powers correctly. Let alone become the flaming karate kid.
JorelJ
As a fire bender, his form is lousy and loose
FlyingAvocado
Yes his fire bending is rough...but his northern shaolin is sharp and stylish.
jomama64
+1 for the tag "oh shit my cabbages"
TyDugganWrites
GO FIGHT SOME CRIME, FOO!!!
thyfartismurder
Is this the new trailer for the avatar(the last airbender) reboot?
DemonsPain88
TheDarkLordEgg
BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL MAN IS PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH FLAME THROWER FISTS
Canofminus
The only thing that can stop him is a good guy with flame thrower fists!
EricFromAccounts
Police are describing the situation as "TOTALLY. FUCKING. AWESOME."
AgolfHiller
Inb4 Portugal fires
newsguycraigevans
Believed to be working with this man:
wardenwolf
Breaking news: man incinerates his own face.
JohnMarten
Is he from Florida by any chance?
Enaluxeme
Seems like Yang's gauntlets fron RWBY
TreyHardy
It's kind of funny how easy it is to tell someone that's never been laid these days.
jpa131
Reminds me of sharkface from RvB.
Southbird85
Hot fisting.
punkader
SharkShanker
You know once you have the wrist flamethrowers you don't need to know martial arts anymore
dragonball1909
Let's all be real here. We all want those gloves.
PlushtoysEveryWhere
Hey you got a booger on your nose!
rhubarbsalad
..but where did the lighter fluid come from?
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
My theory is that it's compressed butane. Can get that to go relatively far, and since it's a gas, the risk of setting stuff on fire is less
Theoldredeyes
Watch the video it is butane good guess.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
butane is compact when compressed, even simple lighters have enough in them for a decent sized fireball
Are you the descended testicle, or the undescended?
I'm the undescended testicle, due to my position, I was saved from the shrapnel impact that destroyed my brother.
amop
siler7
Well, you see, when a mommy lighter fluid and a daddy lighter fluid love each other very much...
Regiuss
Some day this will be nano technology nobody will be able to see it but we can bend fire earth water and air and thats how we come to the(1)
One person which has an defect and can bend everything (2/2)
theonetheywouldcallStoopy
Brilliantly combined with loose clothing and overhanging foliage for that extra flame potential!
AmatureSpaceCowboy
You can't be a pussy ALL your life. You'll never live.
vvvaughnnn
Notice, he's only pointing the fire to his right side because thats where the wind is blowing
4shizzlemynizzle
dis legal?
pyrrhlis
I mean owning a regular flamethrower in the US is legal so probably.
SidewaysPedro
Nope, playing with fire is highly ILLEGAL and can get you a long time in jail, so kids, dont do it
Also make sure to ever throw rocks straight up in the air, this is an offense punishable by stoning.
madmanmoe64
https://media.giphy.com/media/14xQ0kh40YY32o/giphy.gif When the Furze nation attacks
https://media.giphy.com/media/bYBe2fANI1Ays/giphy.gif
IvyWilde
MY CABBAGES!!!
NakedWindowCleaner
RichardPicture
You're some kind of Prodigy.
Ashpond
noice
adster98
That jump attack was fucking awesome.
Aerolus
its part of the Dancing Dragon dance from avatar the last airbender
He jumped then threw fire, it's an attack now.
fkcmx
Literally firearms
Nice
moih
Nightwing1984
Seeing that girl accidentally catch her hair on fire and not freak out, and now this. Fire is meant to be feared, it is of the gods!
heatmaster28
Always fear the flame. Lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself
Technohawk
When I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. And when everyone's super... no one will be.
biolologist
I'm not sure that really follows...
FuckTammy
BishopBarghest
MemeDissector
See, I didn't give a shit that syndrome was evil, and I didn't care that the incredibles wouldn't be super anymore, I just wanted powers.
notthedreadpirateroberts
fantasticfurry
*aggresive laughter*
*laughter echooooo*
the4getful
pjruss
Your post is incedible(s)!
Odmanra
Heroes.......lol more like(Super villains!!)
nostalgium
Then you get Stain.
Zombiechews
I apply that line to everything
Mannythebearpig
Funny thing is his inventions would of sky rocketed the human race forward an unknown number of years probably becoming one of the most
celebrated scientists of all time.
Cortezdelanoche
My favorite Disney/pixar film. GOD! SEQUEL PLEASE!
danspurt
2018, buddy! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredibles_2
NotASecretVampire
Except for me because I have the one invention to rule them all. An oddly shaped charging cable specifically for them.
kommenntatrozadrrrgusoj
you'd be a super villain
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
I remember when Lenovo used to pull this shit too.
SoupAHoTFier
Fuck Lenovo. My my old school exclusively uses those pieces of shit. Took 20 min just to sign in
I thought it was just because our company went cheap, but that really is a thing for all Lenovos? Why the hell it take a half hour to boot?
mattbru77
sent a brand new laptop in for service because the monitor had funky color issues. 6 weeks later, school is starting and it's still 1/2
laptop was untouched for the 6 weeks. They reinstalled their bloatware on it a day before they sent it back, and somehow 2 pixels died.
Mockingbirb
Begone, evil spirit of Steve Jobs!!
Donutapplepie
I have an M1 Garand, and I will shoot you down with it
Hybris51129
God damn it Steve Jobs I thought you died.
BustyCrustacean
(S)teve (I)s (R)eally (I)mmortal
heghmoh
Holy shit. I just googled: Steve Jobs died October 5th 2011. Initial Siri release OCTOBER 4th 2011! Fuck, he transferred his consciousness!
I just asked siri "where are you, Steve jobs?" She answered "wherever you are, that's where I am". If I disappear please investigate.
9gagwatermarkistobekilled
Holy crap
GifMagister
Or Elon Musk?
NeverCast
Yeah but all Tesla cars have a standard cable and there is many adapters for them. Just don't play with amperage or you'll burn a 1/2
hole in the wall of your house or local supermarket...
dj505
But Elon Musk doesn't make everyday electronic devices restricted to one specific charging cable each as opposed to more common ones
BeeTeePeeGee
This is better than the entire Last Air Bender movie
NotSoAngryGuy
But what about the first one?
humormolestor
Um... What movie? I don't remember any movie...
Renza0
I honestly wonder if the real issue was m night shittymovies, the obviously terrible fucking writers, or both.
ItsARental
What movie? The one that never happened where the water tribe princess looked like she was wearing a dick shaped hairdo?
And the guy with a debilitating and brutal looking face scar turned into a brooding teen with eczema?
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Not gonna lie, they use something like this and remake it, it might actually work. Dunno how the other elements would work, but a good start
Votu
Yeah I liked that movie too but the anime that was based on it was rather disappointing.
DickDastardly404
I love how you actually got 10+ downvotes
We meet again Satan
TommyCreo
Allyourpointsarebelongtous
You got me for .37 second. Boy what a .37 seconds that was
TheUnflushableCondom
The movie exists and it got 0 stars...it was terrible
Repeat after me. "There is no Last Airbender movie in Ba Sing Se."
kerrect, there's 2! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdux8pxk07s
HowToDisappearCompleteIy
v
Stilgod
Not even joking: The world needs a Last Air Bender movie that uses practical effects. Let Jackie Chan direct.
KeeleonOhms
I woulx settle for actual choreography and compete t CGI.
Vercci
Practical Effects for bending that doesn't match the original's styling is still gonna be shit.
so long as they dont have a group of I dunno, 6 earth benders do a big unified dance to slowly lob a stone baseball at something.
Eli93
Great idea! That show does deserve a life action movie. I'm surprised no one has thought of that until now :I
TheMoistBandit
Such a thing exists? That sounds fake. Next you'll tell me M. Night Shamamalaladingdong directed it or something.
FFSharkHunter
Yeah, that sounds about as likely as casting actors whose ethnicities are nothing like what the nations in the show were based on.
Zephyr86
No. It doesn't exist. Don't look for it.
WHAT A TWEEST!
Qoolhippi
Link https://youtu.be/0KpKSzOK1lY
ItsJDG
Its so horrible we pretend it doesnt exist.
He was joking, dude
IHaveToPeePee
I recently got downvoted as fuck because nobody understood my sarcasm lol
MrShikko
Go now! Take your lies away!!
edwardfog
godcixelsyd
Shoulda used this https://youtu.be/H3VnQE3qXHE
fetyetbet
I've never heard of such a weird concept,I bet it would be cool in concept but bad in practice
JoelConti
There is no movie within these walls. Here we are safe. Here. We. Are. Free.
Scaramucci
And the shyamalan twist is that it sucks even though the premise is awesome.
PumparumTheCrow
There is no war in Ba-sing-se.
annonymouse211
....I need dis
pjt1984
And alongside a wooden fence for good measure
DataNet
This design is largely ineffective. Not going to do much damage unless you shoot something highly flammable. It should shoot gel insteda.
Danishlmgurian
Burning gel is VERY difficult to control, and I'm pretty sure a blast of fire will hurt and scare plenty.
Scare yes. Hurt no.
In abefore the Italian ajokesa
PrickAndSnorty
I mean most of us are water bender, but we gotta pump rather than throwing our fists about.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
*No-bender
We just use our right hand
A special subtype of bending. Like blood benders, but much more common, no?
Alright, I'll say it. Cum bending
orbitsteve
The fire jump was cool
flounder35
More like when pyro from x-men learns karate.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Naw man, he didn't even stay in school long enough to learn his own powers correctly. Let alone become the flaming karate kid.
JorelJ
As a fire bender, his form is lousy and loose
FlyingAvocado
Yes his fire bending is rough...but his northern shaolin is sharp and stylish.
jomama64
+1 for the tag "oh shit my cabbages"
TyDugganWrites
GO FIGHT SOME CRIME, FOO!!!
thyfartismurder
Is this the new trailer for the avatar(the last airbender) reboot?
DemonsPain88
TheDarkLordEgg
BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL MAN IS PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH FLAME THROWER FISTS
Canofminus
The only thing that can stop him is a good guy with flame thrower fists!
EricFromAccounts
Police are describing the situation as "TOTALLY. FUCKING. AWESOME."
AgolfHiller
Inb4 Portugal fires
newsguycraigevans
Believed to be working with this man:
wardenwolf
Breaking news: man incinerates his own face.
JohnMarten
Is he from Florida by any chance?
Enaluxeme
Seems like Yang's gauntlets fron RWBY
TreyHardy
It's kind of funny how easy it is to tell someone that's never been laid these days.
jpa131
Reminds me of sharkface from RvB.
Southbird85
Hot fisting.
punkader
SharkShanker
You know once you have the wrist flamethrowers you don't need to know martial arts anymore
dragonball1909
Let's all be real here. We all want those gloves.
PlushtoysEveryWhere
Hey you got a booger on your nose!
rhubarbsalad
..but where did the lighter fluid come from?
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
My theory is that it's compressed butane. Can get that to go relatively far, and since it's a gas, the risk of setting stuff on fire is less
Theoldredeyes
Watch the video it is butane good guess.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
butane is compact when compressed, even simple lighters have enough in them for a decent sized fireball
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
Are you the descended testicle, or the undescended?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I'm the undescended testicle, due to my position, I was saved from the shrapnel impact that destroyed my brother.
amop
siler7
Well, you see, when a mommy lighter fluid and a daddy lighter fluid love each other very much...
Regiuss
Some day this will be nano technology nobody will be able to see it but we can bend fire earth water and air and thats how we come to the(1)
Regiuss
One person which has an defect and can bend everything (2/2)
theonetheywouldcallStoopy
Brilliantly combined with loose clothing and overhanging foliage for that extra flame potential!
AmatureSpaceCowboy
You can't be a pussy ALL your life. You'll never live.
vvvaughnnn
Notice, he's only pointing the fire to his right side because thats where the wind is blowing
4shizzlemynizzle
dis legal?
pyrrhlis
I mean owning a regular flamethrower in the US is legal so probably.
SidewaysPedro
Nope, playing with fire is highly ILLEGAL and can get you a long time in jail, so kids, dont do it
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Also make sure to ever throw rocks straight up in the air, this is an offense punishable by stoning.
madmanmoe64
https://media.giphy.com/media/14xQ0kh40YY32o/giphy.gif When the Furze nation attacks
madmanmoe64
https://media.giphy.com/media/bYBe2fANI1Ays/giphy.gif
IvyWilde
MY CABBAGES!!!
NakedWindowCleaner
RichardPicture
You're some kind of Prodigy.
Ashpond
noice
adster98
That jump attack was fucking awesome.
Aerolus
its part of the Dancing Dragon dance from avatar the last airbender
adster98
He jumped then threw fire, it's an attack now.
fkcmx
Literally firearms
fkcmx
Nice
moih
Nightwing1984
Seeing that girl accidentally catch her hair on fire and not freak out, and now this. Fire is meant to be feared, it is of the gods!
heatmaster28
Always fear the flame. Lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself
Technohawk
When I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. And when everyone's super... no one will be.
biolologist
I'm not sure that really follows...
FuckTammy
BishopBarghest
MemeDissector
See, I didn't give a shit that syndrome was evil, and I didn't care that the incredibles wouldn't be super anymore, I just wanted powers.
notthedreadpirateroberts
fantasticfurry
*aggresive laughter*
fantasticfurry
*laughter echooooo*
the4getful
pjruss
Your post is incedible(s)!
Odmanra
Heroes.......lol more like(Super villains!!)
nostalgium
Then you get Stain.
Zombiechews
I apply that line to everything
Mannythebearpig
Funny thing is his inventions would of sky rocketed the human race forward an unknown number of years probably becoming one of the most
Mannythebearpig
celebrated scientists of all time.
Cortezdelanoche
My favorite Disney/pixar film. GOD! SEQUEL PLEASE!
danspurt
2018, buddy! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredibles_2
NotASecretVampire
Except for me because I have the one invention to rule them all. An oddly shaped charging cable specifically for them.
kommenntatrozadrrrgusoj
you'd be a super villain
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
I remember when Lenovo used to pull this shit too.
SoupAHoTFier
Fuck Lenovo. My my old school exclusively uses those pieces of shit. Took 20 min just to sign in
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
I thought it was just because our company went cheap, but that really is a thing for all Lenovos? Why the hell it take a half hour to boot?
mattbru77
sent a brand new laptop in for service because the monitor had funky color issues. 6 weeks later, school is starting and it's still 1/2
mattbru77
laptop was untouched for the 6 weeks. They reinstalled their bloatware on it a day before they sent it back, and somehow 2 pixels died.
Mockingbirb
Begone, evil spirit of Steve Jobs!!
Donutapplepie
I have an M1 Garand, and I will shoot you down with it
Hybris51129
God damn it Steve Jobs I thought you died.
BustyCrustacean
(S)teve (I)s (R)eally (I)mmortal
heghmoh
Holy shit. I just googled: Steve Jobs died October 5th 2011. Initial Siri release OCTOBER 4th 2011! Fuck, he transferred his consciousness!
heghmoh
I just asked siri "where are you, Steve jobs?" She answered "wherever you are, that's where I am". If I disappear please investigate.
9gagwatermarkistobekilled
Holy crap
GifMagister
Or Elon Musk?
NeverCast
Yeah but all Tesla cars have a standard cable and there is many adapters for them. Just don't play with amperage or you'll burn a 1/2
NeverCast
hole in the wall of your house or local supermarket...
dj505
But Elon Musk doesn't make everyday electronic devices restricted to one specific charging cable each as opposed to more common ones
BeeTeePeeGee
This is better than the entire Last Air Bender movie
NotSoAngryGuy
But what about the first one?
humormolestor
Um... What movie? I don't remember any movie...
Renza0
I honestly wonder if the real issue was m night shittymovies, the obviously terrible fucking writers, or both.
ItsARental
What movie? The one that never happened where the water tribe princess looked like she was wearing a dick shaped hairdo?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
And the guy with a debilitating and brutal looking face scar turned into a brooding teen with eczema?
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Not gonna lie, they use something like this and remake it, it might actually work. Dunno how the other elements would work, but a good start
Votu
Yeah I liked that movie too but the anime that was based on it was rather disappointing.
DickDastardly404
I love how you actually got 10+ downvotes
EricFromAccounts
We meet again Satan
TommyCreo
Allyourpointsarebelongtous
You got me for .37 second. Boy what a .37 seconds that was
TheUnflushableCondom
The movie exists and it got 0 stars...it was terrible
EricFromAccounts
Repeat after me. "There is no Last Airbender movie in Ba Sing Se."
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
kerrect, there's 2! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdux8pxk07s
HowToDisappearCompleteIy
Stilgod
Not even joking: The world needs a Last Air Bender movie that uses practical effects. Let Jackie Chan direct.
KeeleonOhms
I woulx settle for actual choreography and compete t CGI.
Vercci
Practical Effects for bending that doesn't match the original's styling is still gonna be shit.
Renza0
so long as they dont have a group of I dunno, 6 earth benders do a big unified dance to slowly lob a stone baseball at something.
Eli93
Great idea! That show does deserve a life action movie. I'm surprised no one has thought of that until now :I
TheMoistBandit
Such a thing exists? That sounds fake. Next you'll tell me M. Night Shamamalaladingdong directed it or something.
FFSharkHunter
Yeah, that sounds about as likely as casting actors whose ethnicities are nothing like what the nations in the show were based on.
Zephyr86
No. It doesn't exist. Don't look for it.
KeeleonOhms
WHAT A TWEEST!
Qoolhippi
Link https://youtu.be/0KpKSzOK1lY
ItsJDG
Its so horrible we pretend it doesnt exist.
ItsJDG
He was joking, dude
IHaveToPeePee
I recently got downvoted as fuck because nobody understood my sarcasm lol
MrShikko
Go now! Take your lies away!!
edwardfog
godcixelsyd
Shoulda used this https://youtu.be/H3VnQE3qXHE
fetyetbet
I've never heard of such a weird concept,I bet it would be cool in concept but bad in practice
JoelConti
There is no movie within these walls. Here we are safe. Here. We. Are. Free.
Scaramucci
And the shyamalan twist is that it sucks even though the premise is awesome.
PumparumTheCrow
There is no war in Ba-sing-se.
annonymouse211
....I need dis
pjt1984
And alongside a wooden fence for good measure
DataNet
This design is largely ineffective. Not going to do much damage unless you shoot something highly flammable. It should shoot gel insteda.
Danishlmgurian
Burning gel is VERY difficult to control, and I'm pretty sure a blast of fire will hurt and scare plenty.
DataNet
Scare yes. Hurt no.
DataNet
In abefore the Italian ajokesa
PrickAndSnorty
I mean most of us are water bender, but we gotta pump rather than throwing our fists about.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
*No-bender
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
We just use our right hand
Danishlmgurian
A special subtype of bending. Like blood benders, but much more common, no?
PrickAndSnorty
Alright, I'll say it. Cum bending