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Milhouse got it right
Sep 28, 2016 5:04 PM
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WillThinkOfAWittyNameLater
Soccer (football... sorry). just play soccer. or grow up playing soccer and your legs will be just fine
WeeblesWobble
I'm Asian and my calves are huge, but I can't jump for shit. Black guys have no calves but can jump right over me. I don't get it.
rouzuki
I think a 1990s racist text book once informed me that it's because black people have "springier" tendons in their legs...
neg0t
I have massive calves, left one 54 cm and right one 50 cm. Kendo for succesful living
TimeFoDat
My calves are the only thing that looks or seems remotely muscular about me. I should trade training secrets with Milhouse.
ChefHannibal
no it isn't. ride a bike.
assbad
When I hit my teens my calves got huge.. I eventually grew in to them but man, am I glad I have good calves.
analnipple666
Fuck your genetics
Mailvirgo
I feel ya bruv.
IHateYourHappines
Psh large calf crew for life.
CocktailGaming
I got big calves by playing tennis. Running suicides all day son!
firstaccountafteracoma
As a person with so called "calf genes", I secretly envy people whose calves aren't as bulky. Big calves are a nuisance everywhere.
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
I had a teacher in HS who at one point broke one of his legs. Now he has a mini calf, because it won't accumulate mass anymore.
kawwmoi
start playing tennis, your calves will get huge.
Grybush
I've always walked on the balls of my feet and have been doing calf raises my whole life as a nervous habit. Ya dey big.
Lobuttomize
Calves are very genetic
ryo0hki
Learn 2 glidestep. +1 myself for marching band reference.
Asrodrig
It's mostly up to genetics.
blooberries
Not if you're filipino. Calves for daaaays.
JKJM
Wasn't Lisa going through her lesbian phase at this time?
lim721
I've always had big calves even before I started working out, it makes it so hard to buy pants
JasonFretz
I am a massage therapist. I have some pretty nice calves.
4ndrewWiggin
Never skip leg day.
dosvader
Skipping leg day tomorrow. Gonna go swimming instead.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But always skip on leg day.
killroy133
currently skipping leg day
zacknoland
Currently skipping on leg day.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
And arm day. And core. And cardio. I'm very lazy...
PunnyDad
And and all of the days... I don't work out.
lmonkeymann
Me too. Cause it's raining.
MrRobSteel
Currently just skipping the day.
1metalnation
Today was leg day, I've got ice packs on my quads and hamstrings... Ow
ElmsiGreen
Hardest place to add mass? My calves are magnificently large even though I never focus on them in the gym.
CanadaEhBuddy
The secret is be a tight 5 in rugby, we have calfs for days
CrunchyOverCreamy
Couldn't agree more
englishaccentnotbritish
Try ballet
downvotedogupvotecat
My arms are thicker than my calves, but I'm a rock climber so fuck training legs
NotMe831
ITS SO HARD
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Learn to ride a unicycle, your calves will explode.
tacopartyinyourmouth
Man I wish I had smaller calves. 18 inches around. Basically impossible to find tall boots.
Queefer
From a strength perspective, spending time on calves is a waste. Just do fucking squats and deadlifts. Fuck calves.
clevername1
As a cyclist, I disagree. Calves = life
thehandsomedoctor
who goes to the gym for strength? You do it to look good be healthy and be happy with yourself, not "be strong".
craneakii
My nigga
hwatL4bloopy
i often work my calves. great definition and i need good burst movement for fencing.
ciriausly
Sounds to me like you skip leg day
Queefer
Squats and deadlifts are the epitome of leg day. I do both 2x a week.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
But women do like a well-turned calf.
solomonbishop
Few men too.
NoisyNazgul
PHRASING
Wuhaa
I'm no expert. But I don't think any of those target anything below the knees.
BladeOctopus
That's what he's saying. "Fuck calves."
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
My body is the hardest place to add mass. 6 ft 162lb :(
supergreenpasta
I think you're supposed to chug milk or something...
starmasswarseffect
5'7" 120 lb. I eat until I need to vomit and lift 5 times a week, no gains. It's tough
batmanth
Losers I'm 6'1" 280 lbs
areallycreativeusername
6 1 135
greyassassin24
5 ft 10 in, 72 pounds.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
As a fellow 6'3", I'd like to donate 30 lbs to you, then I'll be back at 200
spookymormonhelldream
Right there with you :/
almostsomething182
That's my stats almost exactly. I may be a couple lbs under you, but still. Heaviest I got was 175
tankdog420
Eat more pb&j.
thestorkasaurus
Shit, I weigh less than that and I'm 6'2"
aleister94
Start lifting weights and eat copious amounts of chicken and brown rice
sdcali858
How about you all eat and go to the gym?
parishe13
6 foot and I weigh 185 lbs. Gaining mass is all about your intake vs your output (TDEE).
JediWizard
6'1 weighing in at 150 here
SometimesEverytime
Same. 6'1" and stuck at 155lbs
iwould
6 foot can't get over 150 man
iwould
6 foot can't get over 150 man
DaddyDane
I'm 6'3, very skinny and lanky... it's ruined my self confidence with talking to people and even worse when talking to girls :/
djel
Cycling is for you.
iamaseveredhead
At least you aren't like me ex and current boyfriend... 6 ft 120 lbs and 5,10" 140lbs respectively. I'm worried about both of them ngl
MyNamesMace
I'm 6 foot, 150. No shame though, not a skinny guy
FavouritEskimo
Bruh, this speaks to me 6 ft 2 150lbs
axenstar7899
Try being 6ft 7 trying to bodybuild
DinoSuarez
6'1" 123lbs get on my level. And yes, I'm a dude
JoeTheBartender
6'6" 210 and I've been trying to add mass for a bit but I've been stalled
Flightttime
6'5 and 190. Lift and eat.
Fishybang
5'5" and 105lbs. Not even anorexic, I'm just a REALLY small dude.
RiptideTV
5'10" 110lbs.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
I'm sorry bro
Arvandor
Take up rock climbing. Not for the gains, but because tall and scrawny is the best build for it =P
theh8ed
A shake consisting of some frozen fruit/s, a few scoops of protein powder, banana, 1/2+ cup of quick oats, and milk is an easy way to 1/2
theh8ed
get 500+ healthy, feel good k/cal in every morning. Changed my life. Currently 6'2" 195 lbs. Even when I'm not hungry I can force it in.
LtntDan
Look up Danny Jones on Instagram. Dude is 6 ft 7, 275 pound. Started out small, too.
Hiboredimdad
I'm 6'4 340lb. Please take as much mass as you'd like, it's a pain.
JustHereForTopComment
Nothing bra 5'10 116lb
aleister94
Want some of mine? I'm 6ft 220lbs and no its not muscle
neospor1n
5'7 and i was over 200 recently....ezpz
ItsKillaKev
5'11 175, I'm very happy with my weight gains, keep working brotha
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
5'10" 140 checking in.
CatOnTheRoof
80kg at 1.80 is fine.
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
195 cm 67kg here...
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
TransistorRadio
6'2" 140lb.
jerseyboi91
Lol 5' 10" 135
twinly92
He he, 5' 11" 125
localdyke
I'm a 6'0 ft female. 162 is my typical weight and not at all bad!
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
Im sure your very good looking and all just not helping my cause hahaha
ilovereubensandwiches
Mmm hi wingwangchickenpickenbingbang
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
Hello
Sylthsaber
I feel your pain bro 6'3" 150lb over here.
CutChemist
Same. About 158 before Hermine, after 78and 72 hour weeks, 141. Back up to the 150's thankfully.
AncientSeraph
181cm/65kg :/
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
ChewbaccasCousin
6' 135
fuckthisstupidusername
5'5" 150lbs. I'm really short
SirStrongBad
Damn!
TripleKitten
Are we the same person? 6'3", 147lbs
Dynamicspoon
Damn I'm 5'7 and weigh 160. I thought I was skinny.
CutChemist
After 18 lbs clearing trees for two weeks after Hermine, 6'2 141. Back up in the 150's thankfully. That's 35 lbs fluctuation in 3 weeks.
Dynamicspoon
Geez that's a lot of weight to be fluctuating!
GoogleAutocorrect
That's like the perfect weight for someone that height.
stubblydoright
In what world would someone think 5' 7" 160 was skinny?
Dynamicspoon
Lmao I'm my world. I'm trying to get big
Madcaplaughs84
I have a friend who had the same issue. Tried everything from weight supplements, eating like a pig, certain work outs, etc. Finally gained
Madcaplaughs84
when he quit smoking. He's not overweight, just doesn't look like a coat rack anymore.
wastheking
Thanks Mr Skeletal
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
Have you tried ensure? At 6'1ish, when I was put on adderall I dropped 40 lbs. I drink two ensures a day, now I'm 187 and feel great
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
I drink a weight gainer, two scoops 1200 calories
ManBunion
That sounded like an infomercial testimonial
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
Eh sorry didn't mean to plug. I think any protein supplement will do as long you keep eating regularly as well
ThatGuyScouse
6'6 and 220. Wanna borrow some? I don't mind sharing.
Medicdroid20
I feel the same.
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
Dude your a giant
AWildYetiHasAppeared
6'7 ..315...giving it away for free
devasto
I'm 6'00 and coming in at 147lb. Nice to know I'm not the only one
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
Ive been there brother i started at 145 started eating a lot/working out hard three times a week for months never weighed this much before
PlaidGuitar
Can I get in on this as a 5' 6" guy who hovers between 135 and 140 lbs?
YesmynameisGreg
5'11 and 225... I totally feel... wait, wrong comment thread? Oops. NVM!
Imightbelyingalittlebit
6 foot and 243 pounds. It really is terri... Nope just kidding I love it!
BaseplateUsername
5'8 255 ;_;
devasto
TELL US HOW TO FIX IT
Kronzor
Get older.
cobaltseeker
Several months working out hard and i went from 6'2" / 150lb to 164lb and still rising. Eat & workout like crazy
Efrendo
You gotta bro harder, bro.
Hakosukaz
Suddenly my 6' 170lbs doesn't seem so bad... Then my 6'1" 220 younger brother walks in....
Quadropillar
I feel it. 6 foot and 125.
dramorak
Quadropillar
I am the skeleton behind right behind me