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Mar 29, 2013 8:24 PM
wildernesswife
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brandidac
As a cashier at Walmart: I don't pay attention to what people buy. I just try to get them out of my line as quickly as possible.
azghul
Six pack of beer, condoms, sleeping pill. I have done this without thinking about it before
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Hot Wheels car, Hot Wheels stunt ramp, bottle of lighter fluid.
imlaughin
a rope my depression meds and a card that says ill miss you
Skykingcst
Three bottles of whiskey and a bottle of baby formula. Get to the counter and realize you don't have the cash. Ask them to put formula back.
Farore
Pop Rocks, a turkey baster, and feminine pads.
CartmanforPresident2012
Laxatives, huge thing of toilet paper, and ear protection headphones
thegermanpizzaboy
three nickleback cd's
TheManThatSanityForgot
Peanut butter, laxatives and a funnel.
Imthebestatspace
As a cashier, the strangest thing I've checked out was condoms, twine, and Preparation H.
Tokenstr8girl
I had a gay guy buy condoms, lube. and Prep H but it was Memorial Day weekend here in Pcola and therefore NBD. I just winked at him and lol.
NeverMentionKlimpysAgain
One time I bought sleeping pills, chocolate cake mix and lotion. All for separate and legitimate reasons.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Grill, kabob skewers, mouse traps.
unouxx3me
This made me laugh.
Neuneu
As I cashier, I don't give a fuck what you buy.
mouse209
Electric bug zapper, bird seed, bbq sauce.
boredofinance
Video camera, Condoms, Twister. Won't freak them out too much, but will probably make them blush and not look you in the eye.
brakefailure
I like this game. I always give my grandma Red Bull when I walk her.
JedClampettWetDreams
Good God! You all are killing me...I'm laughing tears.
emszarka
that was the only one I was uncertain about, thank you for clarifying.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Two watermelon halves and duct tape.
Zebs
Awesome.
StirringLemonade
Op, thank you.
wildernesswife
You are welcome. I'm gonna go upvote your dogs now!
PiccoloCallingPeopleNerds
KY Jelly, kid's swimsuit, nyquil
slackeroh
...i need an adult
PiccoloCallingPeopleNerds
I am an adult..
jatkima
8) dog leash, granny panties, and red bull.... can someone explain this to me?
notasrelevant
Yeah... I didn't quite get that one either.
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
@brakefailure: "I like this game. I always give my grandma Red Bull when I walk her."
Hibi
Those are little girl panties. Am I seriously the only one who knows this?
SpaybreStori
axe, trash bag, duct tape
ChefHannibal
pack of raw chicken, frying pan, quart of 10W-30
Folamh3
A girl I know, her friend worked in Wal-Mart and genuinely had a customer who bought a copy of Fifty Shades and a cucumber. Nothing else.
chaoswolf1982
PLOT TWIST: Customer was male.
Folamh3
I hope, in that case, it was a baby cucumber.
IHaveNoIdeaWhatImTalkingAbout
The looks my co-workers are giving and are now joining in
wildernesswife
Ha, mine too
Rickster23
GLUE. DONUT. DONUT HOLE.
Zebs
Lost it.
theNextStep
Yes, yes, what?
wildernesswife
Now, do your worst!
mpossiburu
PVC pipe, gunpowder, Quran.
disciple
shank
We bought the biggest lube they had, a child's baton, and a bible once. Except then we had to figure out what to do w/the bible.
disciple
Oh my worst???
squeegyfighter
Go home 4Chan
disciple
Went to that site once like 6 years ago... for 10 seconds... i still have nightmares
resilient
pack of diapers, duct tape, meat thermometer.
Othayuni
WHAT? XDD
injineer
Calm down, Satan...
FishDimension
1 and 8, I don't get them...
lethargically
My best guess is, those are kid underpants, the intention is to abduct a kid, feed them lots of red bull and hold them with a leash.
lethargically
Or redbull is for the abductor...? I don't understand how this would be a great idea, but it might keep the cashier guessing.
weirdoe
Trust me, you live happier without knowing about 8.
yourekillinmesmalls
I need to know!
hunterchick606
I don't get 8 either, but 1 is referring to a possible home abortion.
unouxx3me
That was my first guess. Test to be sure, hanger to perform, mop to clean up after.
Longtimewatcherfirsttimewritingblahblahblahblah
How about, shop somewhere where these combinations are wierder than the average patron?
IveHadFiveGuysInMeBeforeAndTheBurgerWasJustOkay
Like Raileys? I hear that place is pretty fancy.
behrditz
Haha seriously. I doubt you can freak out someone who HAS to be at Walmart all day.
IHopeYouFindItSoon
weirder* I'm so sorry. =[
NinjaGoaty
I'd like if imgur had an "edit comment" option for when you make a mistake. Hate when that happens.