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Jan 26, 2023 11:18 AM

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"on the case"
source on my site: https://loadingartist.com/comic/on-the-case

Some people actually believe Gov people watching them like this. Former coworker didn't have cable TV because said they watch you thru TV.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dakimakura's are not a crime - Just a cry for help

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3rd panel between the two pieces of shattering door.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

What am I looking for here?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The spider

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a good pillow case

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you don't hide them!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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I mean....pillow case?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But then she’ll suffocate

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

... the sausage. I'll see myself out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Sponsored by nord vpn

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every damn time... I honestly want to know if you come up with the puns before the comic sometimes, they fit so well!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Still arrestable

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

More like, Shot to pieces and I didn't mean just the pillow.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Bruh, that pillow is white.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Jan 26, 2023 12:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Have you searched for "Murder Is Fun" on Spotify lately?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I was searching for a song called 'Murder is Fundamentally Wrong' I swear!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Jan 26, 2023 12:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's a dakimakura... the 'body' doesn't mean it has a body on it, usually. And yes I had to look that word up. :P

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Oh no, I got pedant downvotes again. 8(

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Question: Does your body pillow still bend?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as it doesn’t have a body IN it, am I right?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He made me want a sampling keyboard SO BADLY.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@loadingartist I LOVE your comics.... but apart from the art/punchlines etc, my mind is blown at the perfection of your title-puns... ->

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Though I can't take all the credit, as sometimes the titles are suggested by the amazing twitch chat (see under comic on website)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great artist, great community :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I marked it NSFW , sorry to those of you that got too offended by this image /s

3 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 5

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She just really wants to bone

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hey go easy on her. She's a succubus and a virgin after all.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How to get away with anime tiddy: don't draw nipple. ?

3 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 4

So, the entirety of Kill la Kill

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

are they even titties then, or just random meat humps?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lumps of *fat*, not meat.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just got off the phone with the president, and he said tiddys are meat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They have quite the options for NSFW (fuck this shit) censorship:

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Don't forget having no nipples at all.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget hair magically attaching to nipple in all possible positions

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Don't forget "the double standard" (insert naked male chest npnp)

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Truly epic

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wat

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hell, doesn't even need to be male. Boobs get banned or not depending on the artstyle, on Imgur.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I ain't see no nip tho

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 423 Dislikes 1

UwU - now try to collect that penalty, I dare you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Awwww. (◡﹏◡)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The fuck is uwu???

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

H-Heck da powice! UWU

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Rar. X three

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aww its not the full version

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

UwU

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-350

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

v

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As much as I love Taiho Shichauzo, I've never been fond of Yoriko. But at least she's not Strike Man or Scooter Mama; both I absolutely hate

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OwO

3 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

v

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3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

...Damn legal loopholes.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

UwUp-holes

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

UwU ... Fuck..

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

but it wasn't a capital w that sign clearly was all caps

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That will be 350 sir

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wefuse to pay dis fine!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of how I want to research some things for fiction but I sure as hell don't want to put them in a search engine

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tor.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, having an in universe master assassin knowing the most painless way to kill someone would be useful.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how this started but the government is not actively checking your search history and they don't care about it. In the only 1/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cases it's useful is in court but that only happens after a judge orders help from Google or you're under surveillance and spied which 2/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Means you have key logs and or have entered your home network. What doesn't exist around here is a big office where a bunch of people are 3

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monitoring the Google searches of every household in the country. What is a little bit more real is that they do monitor certain keywords 4/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or phrases for later analysis, but this is about large threats like terrorism, not about Timmy being curious about what's a dirty bomb or 5

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1. Get a VPN.

3 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 16

Nooo, use the PC of a person you don't like.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also get it from a country that is a enemy of yours

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: install TAILS OS

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step one, use DuckDuckGo. Step 2 run Pihole.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sigh. Now I have to google "how to get a vpn to hide my google searches"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: realize VPNs do not work as advertised.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are many people in this thread that will die on this hill because they don’t know anything beyond YouTube ad sales pitches.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my isp stoppede sending me emails about torrenting movies. thats what I was after

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which brings me to today's sponsor, Nerd VPN.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some are tracking you, so it's basically like not using one, but you're paying each month to get railed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your isp sees everything

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Step one, change your DNS on your home router to something other than the ISP. They collect your FQDN queries.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not strictly true. If you're on a VPN, ISP will see you connect to the VPN, no info on what you do there.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Step 2. Put your dick in that box

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: ...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your waifu is trash.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step 3: Profit

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lots of VPNs will sell you out faster than google or your ISP. More sensible to use TOR through a VPN (ideally one you operate). Caveats!

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Which is why I'm here today to tell you about NordVPN. Nord is the best...

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

...RAID Shadow Legends

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember this dude who was hacking into some system. While he did that his Mac dialed home to Apple to ask if there were pending updates.>

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This revealed the assigned IP at the time of the attempted hack and got him some time behind bars.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That way the government only has to go to one convenient supplier to get all your information

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 4

Most good VPNs have zero logging of activity, so the only information law enforcement can get is account/payment info. They literally... 1/x

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

don't keep track of what you search for or transfer while connected, so they can't be compelled to produce that for a warrant. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Google does though, so it matters not either way since they will happily provide user and machine data over

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

... do you not know what a VPN is?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What can Google provide in that case though? The IP of the VPN you're connected to, which can't be tracked back to you...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unless they've been compelled to not disclose law enforcement collaboration activities...

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Some good VPNs have warrant canaries specifically for that purpose.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s not how VPNs work

3 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 18

I mean... it would prevent the misunderstanding in the first place...

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

If you search while connected to a VPN without being logged into a user account (or with cookies/other trackers) then they wouldn't... 1/x

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

If you search while not connected to a VPN, they wouldn't be able to know who/what was searching either without Google telling them

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

And they have all sorts of other tokens and info that will also identify the machine to Google so signing off doesn't help that either

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yes, but they can get a warrant for that information from Google (who have provided search history numerous times).

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Correct. I just mean while a search is "in flight" over the wire since that's all encrypted anyway, VPN or not

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, and unless you're logged into your G. account they'd tell the cops that "someone from a known VPN exit IP in ____ searched for ___".

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

know who was searching to bust down the door. Well, unless they were already tracking you and had some kind of spyware installed to... 2/x

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

do things like screen/key logging. 3/3

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I kinda assumed Spyware was part of the joke considering they busted down the door before he hit enter

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. They just ask the VPN provider for logs. In fact they start there because often they are the littlest fish in the pond (vs isp, Google)

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 26

Also the best don't even have internal storage to seize (encrypted or otherwise); they netboot and run from RAM.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Most VPNs can't give data even if they wanted to.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You are the worst kind of ignoramus, the kind who is loud, brazen and utterly confident in their ignorance.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mullvad vpn

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I mentioned in other comments: most good VPNs don't log activity, and the best have warrant canaries re: law enforcement.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1