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Jul 24, 2017 1:57 PM
donnydruid5
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8199tone
What...are those?
richardson1701
That's a micro-nope, alright. Capable of nope'ing a grown elephant to nuh-uh-ville.
kcrobble
GoldenFloor8
"SHIT, WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! CHEEZE IT JACK!!!"
UndeadGopher
XPhoenix
There's a Pokemon in your shoe.
Bollramm
If I lived in a place like that I'd have 2-5 pet dingos.
inshadowz
Snekinshoo
runn3rBeast
thatbeardedswede
Why would you ever live where this is happening?
OfficeZomb1e
aw heel no!
skilledmechanic
JeffJuice
I'll take "things I take for granted" for $200 Alex.
Imgoingbacktobednow
India? India.
LilEdd
I was expecting a massive spider to pop out
HoovesZimmer
If you move, I sss-trike, if you don't move I sss-trike! Either way, the boy dies.
DogsAreHappiness
Instantly heard Woody saying "there's a snake in my boot".
ohscrewit
That's a baby. Just as much venom as an adult
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
But without the ability to control how much it injects.
ExplainThisJoke
This is why I keep a small mongoose in all my shoes
2short2tripIclimb0vershit
key chain mongoose
AllRiseForJudgeMental
35+ years in Florida... I never put my shoes on without stomping on them first.
animesux
Never wearing shoes again
RonaldMcDonaldsShoes
I'm like 20% relevant here.... but I'll take it
nounthennumbers
Well I'm never wearing shoes again
icameheretostealmemes
And that is why potatoes are brown yes I have no clue either
IsItWorthReading
I live in Massachusetts, should I be checking for venomous nope ropes in my shoes too
VladamirPoutiiine
MA guy here mostly just spiders after long periods of not wearing a pair of shoes. Yet to come across a danger noodle will keep you informed
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
No, you should be fine. Spiders maybe, but even that is pretty rare in New England. And don't leave your shoes outside
PeopleDoNotThink
Only two venomous snakes in Mass. They're both rare there. So, you should be ok unless you leave your shoes in the woods?
wangtangle
Oh no
SpitefulRed
CalmyKingBee
Is his bark worse than his bite?
SpitefulRed
Yesss... because it hassss no teeeeathss
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Is he still good?
NotAMeatPopsicle
He's as confused as we are, and ignorance is bliss. So does it really matter?
bombasticsnoozer
Is that grace helbigs dog?
TheLunaDiviner
So damn glad I was born into a part of the world where this is not a necessary practice (with the exception of camping but that's a choice)
YacoXocaY
"There's an angry rope in my boot"
eyeLied
My mom always called my penis an angry rope.
cuntgrenade
A nope rope?
AgentSmithPS4
Damn hoodlums!
MMPRMastodon
ders uh snerk een mer brrrt
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Ur my unique and interesting underling with authority .
Digitaldude427
A danger noodle?
YacoXocaY
An achtung wurst
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
We used to have to check for scorpions. But then I went back to school and got a decent job. Now Im so rich, I just put my foot right in.
UndulatingTerrain
Because you want to die?
dopplebang3r
I live in Scotland, nowt but other Scotsmen will kill me in the morning. Don't have to check ma boots.
SilasWing
Wow. It's real. You all do write phonetically.
dopplebang3r
Not really, it just seems Popular at the moment so I'm farming some extra updoots with it.
SilasWing
You cheeky bastard carry on then.