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WILDnOut23
I had my mom make a toilet costume for me when I was in 4th grade
HowDoIInternet
Can I be your son? Because these are some pretty dope costumes and I can't make shit like that by myself
OedipusTRex
All joking aside, that's amazing quality at a light enough weight for him to be able to carry around.
StereotypicalPeanut
It's all fun and games until someone throws a ball into the 30pts.
KaJuN
OHH SKEE SKEE MOTHERFUCKAH!!!
FALCONfruitPAWNCH
So I take it he likes things put inside of him. Or exchanging his goods for currency. Or any other innuendo I couldn't think of.
donatedlove
your son is original. i would want my kid to chill with your kid.
TacoPrime
Do the people but candy in the holes? Because I see no arms
FranklinTheSquirtle
This kid is going places
MariamKrienke77
Colour*
FromDenmarkWithHate
It's almost as if I'm playing Virtual Skee-Ball!
RealVersionsOfStories
...virtual skee-ball...VIRTUAL SKEE-BALL...VIRTUAL SKEE-BALL!!!
WellFuckMyOzone
Weirdest glory hole ever.
Yotsu
I was a jukebox one year. People would put candy in the slot and I'd turn on my lights and sing a little song. It was awesome.
AllisonChainz
Just inanimate objects? Stay weird little dude, life's a lot funner that way.
Idontknowwhatmyusernameis
My dad dressed me up as bagged milk back when I was a kid. I suppose its a canadian thing..
abcEasyAs123
This is so under appreciated..resubmit to gallery. Good thing you were a white kid or this could have been awkward.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Next year >
spudcosmic
This got me thinking... Do you think anybody optimized the most efficient machine to get tickets from at chuck-e-cheeses? This might be it.
Pyroclastic
Depends on what games they have. Hat Trick is probably the best; if you're perfect you can hit the Bonus with every token, or get 12s.
Pyroclastic
Game like skeeball or basketball usually only give a few tickets for reaching a pre-set score.
Shroomslapz
Asian? Asian.
spudcosmic
This got me thinking... Do you think anybody optimized the most efficient machine to get tickets from at chuck-e-cheeses? This might be it.
iamthisguy247
Get that motherfucker in the NBA stat. He's close to 7' right?
bjc5070
soo are we just going to ignore the kid on the left making every basket with both hands???
Whoneedsart
Starting Center for the Shanghai Globetrotters.
Boatingmyfloat
Which kid? (See what I did there?)
8bitTunes
That can very well be a middle aged man.
StrawmanPuncher
In the video as soon as he's done, he just picks up his bags of groceries and leaves. Definitely middle-aged man.
8bitTunes
I saw the link to the video on fb or something saying "who's dad is this?" I didn't watch it though at the time. Thanks for confirming
OnlyUsedForUploadingPics
He does look like he's got the experience only an older man can have with handling balls.
Beepity
"It's dangerous to go alone, taaaake this!"
Boatingmyfloat
Goddamnit old man!
jimieratchet
$20 says he comes home with a blackeye
IDontWatchDoctorWho
I guess he likes balls in his face
HeyItsHerrTrigger
savge af breh
Sunky
TheFilmLife
http://realisa.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/burned-toast.jpg
Seeksike
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) *que CSI Miami intro*
AllTheGoodNamesWereTaken87
Brilliant
GreaterDog
but don't call him a ballface
shmekie
what an elaborate way to come out
popemudkip
♫ TO ALL SKEE-SKEE-SKEE-BALL! ♫
gattjt
Apparently he also likes to handle packages and give up his goods for loose change.
Tigorahan
parkanov
i'm so pleased that this one has been successfully codified as the official gayyy.gif
Compendyum
Bruhhhh
Mylonaut
http://imgur.com/s7gX3sC
0110000101110110
Bro..
GuffTheTough
Raise your hands if you came here to make a comment about balls. *shamelessly raises hand*
Whenceitcame
Aww skee skee...
reefmadness
Muafuckas
wilhelmsen
Glory holes?
Vixess
Done.
somecanuck2016
Or his nuts if they suck at skeeball.
ByGrabtharsHammerByTheSunsOfWorvanYouShallBeAvenged
SnarkyScience
By Grapthar's Hammer... what a costume.
chaserrrr
Or the part sticking out is hollow and every house he goes to they throw the candy into the costume and he doesn't have to carry a bag.
thisplaceisnotforyou
Or he really really likes balls in his face
surfvvax
Reemy420
He did express interest in becoming an Alter boy last year.
chloramphenicolderivative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXv0A9Gd44
Homieo
Balls in my face....... balls in my face..... balls in my face
legolife
That's terrible……but I laughed
D7ve
Skee skee skee!
80percentlegs
Have a seat.
Wordplayer
The big disgrace
HowCanIDecide
This could be the best response I've ever seen on this site
brickweed
Yes at 6 am just woken up to get to morning shift, this must be the best comment IMGUR ever received
DoctorJungyBrongen
http://imgur.com/JCJ5vfG
ZM34
DIGITAL DANCING HEY THIS IS FUN!
goodgooglymooglythatassisjuicy
Whoa there friend you might need to slow down.
Verldemert
Maybe we should look for our friend! Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished the chicken picnic...
Lambpasty
Episode 5 just came out and it's very peaceful and cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM
DoctorJungyBrongen
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Beepity
Sooth, my companion! Verily, thou must reduce thy velocity.
FenRackety
Whoa there friend you might need to slow down.
SwampAss04
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Brabbley78
AmSaiCo
No, I think he has it right.
usernameschmoosernamelosername
Next year...dick in a box
Metalgearslade
So the running theme here is he loves strangers (and mailmen) putting things in him?
korntassel
My 5 year old said he wanted to be an "Outlet" I said okay, his dad said no. So he goes "I want to be a "(power)"transformer then.." 1/2
guenwyver
Transformer is easy. The ones are work are just a big green box.
korntassel
stupid husband should shut his trap! I can make an outlet, but not a power transformer... ugh.
crann
This kid is a game changer.
RagingSploofLord
Can you show us the others? :D
scarycookiemonster
From the source reddit post: /a/MOkqH
heyyouwantatoothpick
Post pics of the mailbox and vending machine!
scarycookiemonster
/a/MOkqH
CyranoDeBurlapSack
P... Put an arcade token in it.
AvidLebon
Should have people throw the candy in there instead of the balls. It can be a costume AND candy bag!
Notnecesarahly
Such a strange kid... I love him
TheThingNoNotThatOne
He's going to be the coolest kid in high school
Supanini
"Got him" - FBI probably
joliegoalie
In was Ed Grimley for Halloween when I was 8. I'm a girl.
RentalCoyote
I must say!!
joliegoalie
I love Martin Short! Thanks for getting the reference.
piscesdreamer
This kid is going to grow up and be that guy in college that has a costume that dispenses actual booze and have the girls all up on him.
pdp1
All up ons!
lauraftcats
There was a guy like that at my college. He dressed up as boxed wine and had actual wine on his costume.
TheBeardedNun
Or that dude who goes as the giant plug.
Rivergra
*the kid who hides in the trashcan of the lady's room.
mousemorris
"That guy"? Like this is something that is often in colleges?
TheUnmitigatedGall
Four of my friends were the ghostbusters. Their proton packs each dispensed a different liquor. much revelry was had that night.
StupidFatDaikini
oh it is.
SpecimenSpiff
+1 for your username. Loooove that movie.
StupidFatDaikini
thank you much. willow is one of my favorites
SpecimenSpiff
Absolutely mine too.
TinyAngryDog
I thought something similar, but he's going to figure out costumes need to be less bulky for anyone to be all up on you.
Conflict
I have seen a guy who went as a giant box of wine. He made the opening big enough for a girl to get in the costume with him.
stonercatlady
Read my mind
TinyAngryDog
That still seems incredibly awkward at parties, but I've seen the sleeker version of boxed wine w the spout placement in the crotchal region
Conflict
This guy had 8 spouts.
thefurredreich
I'm a little teapot short and stout....
Conflict
He also basically just stood there and told the girls if they wanted some they had to come in the box with him and dance a little lol.
Britboy
Genius...
ChickenBLickiens
http://imgur.com/qk3KmJg
wellnoshit
FUCK!
SeaChell
I mean who cares. Let people choose what they want. It doesn't hurt you.
ReunitedAndItFeelsModeratelyTolerable
It enables and encourages more stupidity driven PC bullshit IMHO, instead of rent dealing with and working through the issues
ReunitedAndItFeelsModeratelyTolerable
rent = autocorrected "really"
SeaChell
I see your point, but I just don't understand why it makes people so mad. If you don't like them, just don't hang out (1/2)
SeaChell
with them. I don't really like it so I avoid people like that.
ReunitedAndItFeelsModeratelyTolerable
I like getting mad at shit.
selectallfrompiewheretypeisapple
No...there's not Custom gender on Facebook...is there??! No. Come on. No. I'm not willing to go sign in to find out.
actuallyacoolusername
Just checked, can confirm there is.
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apcolleen
I am now "Paste".
ToxicPineapple
There is. I am an A-10 Thunderbolt II.
frostwheat
One year in elementary school I was a washing machine, I will post pics if anyone is interested
jasonalighieri
Did you really even need to ask
ColoradoGaz
I was a witch's hat. Not a witch, just her hat. Even had a black cat sitting on the brim.
jim71989
We're waiting
cmc8290
DO IT DO IT
1stLtObvious
You can just say you were mom.
IAmCanehdian
https://media.giphy.com/media/HQRgg6ks7nkyY/giphy.gif
CanadianChris
I went as a washing machine too!!
SplitsNoProblem
Please do
IProbablyShouldntBeOnImgurRightNow
Commenting for eventual delivery :)
Idontknowwhatmyusernameis
When I was like 3, I've been dress up as bagged milk for Halloween.
usernumber84
Canada, or just Canadistic?
BushDoesntCareAboutBlackPeople
On the behalf of the rest of imgur, please post pictures of you as a washing machine
butterpie
Many yes
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ilovebutterscotch
What an adorable washing machine you made
frostwheat
Awe why thank you! You have a great rest of your day/night!
ilovebutterscotch
Thank you :)
Jakobann
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frostwheat
Ok, everyone! I will post a link to the photos as a reply to this comment once I find them! I've got some digging to do.
BatmanDoingKaraoke
Commenting for when OP follows through.
jackkattackk
Commenting for washer pics
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Yes
LVSII
I don't know why I'm waiting for this but I am.
Katheebs
DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!
inboxmeyournorwegianforestcats
i wanna see!
dagg3r
Op is a big fat fony.. Just getting upvotes
PopularMemes
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zimirken
Poop
randomrom
I too want to see this
Jakobann
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Jakobann
lol, thanks
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Thisismyusernamedealwithit
Sooo cute omg
frostwheat
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-06/4/15/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-3977-1433447352-7.gif
Thisismyusernamedealwithit
Aw :)
wassamattayu
99? Christ, I feel old. Also, bitchin Darth Raider costume. I don't even like the Raiders, but that was pretty good.
frostwheat
Thanks, man! I will tell my dad you thought so, it will make his day!
EvilBobtheAlmighty
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bumblesack
I'll allow it this once
HowDoIInternet
You better
kalethan
ME TOO! Except I was too lazy to make another costume so I wore it for like three years in a row.
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kalethan
Hahaha yes!
TinyAngryDog
Erica?Is that you? Went to school with a girl who had similar costume ideas; Not just a washing machine one year, but a toilet another year.
frostwheat
I'm sorry TinyAngryDog, I don't think I have ever been a girl named Erica or a toilet. Good luck finding your friend!
HowCanIDecide
Absolutely
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Well don't leave us hang in'
WhimsicalCalamari
http://imgur.com/o2ebd5l
cloakanddagger42
What is this?
WhimsicalCalamari
It's from the now-defunct webcomic "Artificial Time X.S." by raocow and [AOD]. Really cool art style, absolutely bonkers narrative.
Ibluemyselfearly
I am interested
RagingSploofLord
Yes
frostwheat
Well, alright then! I need to go digging for the pictures! Post will come when I find them! I will deliver!
RagingSploofLord
Would you be able to post a link in teply to this comment cuz I'm lazy and other people are too?
frostwheat
Yes, no problem!
liethroughyoteeth
Commenting because child dressed as a washing machine.
maxlongboard
Dear diary today, @frostwheat was a swell dude/gal
RagingSploofLord
Thanks :D
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PinkAmazonQueen
That's great ty!
TwoCupsandAKettle
This was perfect and exactly what I didn't know I needed
BoringPrivateQRCode
OMG. You're darling! And probably a little too smart for your own good :)
DoctorWatchamacallit
I was a license plate in third grade
retreatsirrobin
Yessssssss I need this in my life
Hamdurleigh
Do it!
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Hamdurleigh
Thanks! That was a great post! :)
BYERE
I would be most interested in this.
FyreFerret
I went as the Titanic for two years straight. It happens.
Idontneedrealfacts
How many years did you go as the Titanic gay?
FyreFerret
23
ThisNameIsNotAboutYou
Like Banjo Kazooie!
Seegrums
Like, for a whole year? That's dedication.
o11c
At that age it's hard to control shapeshifting, especially getting back from inanimate objects.
meowman
Mom: "You can be whatever you want, young frostwheat." Young frostwheat: "AWW YISSS- WASHING MACHINE!!"