NoFoodNoMusicNoMovieNoLife
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Oct 23, 2017 4:38 AM
NoFoodNoMusicNoMovieNoLife
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OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
you know what else isn't real? 99.9% of every fucking movie ever made, yet ben fucking watches those DONTCHA BEN?!
Onyabike
He is the best. Love him.
Ponderpoo
Oh it's true. It's damn true!
SergeantSalsa
You know you're a dick when The Rock tells you to go fuck yourself
AnythingMuchShorter
The main time a really great person will be a dick to someone is when said person is a dick to their friends.
CalamitousSwagger
Agreed. Ben is very funny.
JiffyDealer
Abfallkonto
Guys relax. By this time everyone knows it takes massive athletic skill. It was a good joke - you are all coming across mighty defensive
gorillaClutch
People who feel the need to point out wrestling is scripted deserve nothing more than "go fuck yourself"
EonMoon
soap operas for men, we got our own stories we wanna watch. also ours has more blood and violence on average. usually
DXAshram
Violence, yeah. Blood? Not since the 2000s, unfortunately.
somescottishbloke
Depends what promotion you watch. Still plenty of blood in places like CZW ... but its a debate if you call that wrestling at times.
JHawke
Randomly mention sure. Mention it after some guy tells you you have to watch wrestling for the 1000th time.. nah
gorillaClutch
I've only ever heard it in a condescending, mocking manner, "you know wrestling is fake right?" *smug face* fuck people like that.
JHawke
That is definitely how I say it to my friend too, fuck him for constantly telling me I HAVE to watch it.
PrfctDrk
so are fake titties but i dont love them any less
kohrah
fake titties are scripted?
mheraraine
...doesn't Kurt Angle have legitimate olympic gold for wrestling, anyway?
PapaStromboli
Oh it's true
somescottishbloke
1996 Olympic Freestyle Heavyweight Gold medalist. And he did it with a broken freaking neck.
Toldavf
I don't care if it isn't real those guys are still athletes and tough as nails.
IIIHalezIII
but should they stop some of the matches because one of the wrestlers has a family?
AtheistNotAntiTheist
Wrestling isn't real compared to UFC and the outcome. But the moves still hurt like a bitch and a misplaced step could paralyze the wrestler
Inarticulated
Is this real? I have doubts because I don't think The Rock would post "go fuck yourself" on social media <_<
HarryBosch
its real
SweatySpaghett1
Someone made Ben Pobjie a wiki page and it's hilarious
Ponca
They are athletes. Big flexible bastards that put themselves through hell for our entertainment.
ingelri
And a shitload of money
Ponca
Only for the superstars. I watched a couple documentaries. Mick foley said many wrestlers survive off a "loser sandwich" bologna no bread.
ImperialWatch
I think the Wrestler helped a lot of non-wresting fans understand the endurance and strength it takes to be one.
Alkyone
was wondering who that guy was, found this on his wiki... /a/kJ0YZ
TrueNorthernLights
Never understood why grown adults yelling at each other in a ring is "omg fake!" and lame, but grown adults yelling at each other -
shhep
... immersion? In soap opera, you get immersed in the plot. In WWE you're not supposed to. You're to take cheesines and idiocy of that for
shhep
granted. But there are some people that treat wrestling "serious" and it's just fucking pathetic. As pathetic as treating soap operas srs.
TrueNorthernLights
- in a soap opera is ok.
Porecomesis
My guess is because wrestling was once very heavily portrayed as real, to the point shady business went down to preserve the "authenticity".
storebrandproductmascot
Back in the '80s John Stossel asked a wrestler about his sport being fake and the wrestler punched him the face. Soap actors don't do that.
Skuraix
Whenever someone says Wrestling is fake I think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA
GyroPunk
I dont really see them as athletes,but high level performers,like stuntman or Cirque du Soleil. Impressive, but in my mind athletes compete
Nikoli23
The rock will in fact whoop that ass IRL though. Think before you tweet folks.
NinjaCongo
Twitter logic: top is reply to the first msg, which is middle and bottom is reply to the reply. Beacuse fuck you, is why.
walkingtallmachinegunman
I generally like to read everything 2nd, 1st then 3rd. Always been my motto. Glad this format does exactly that
Bigcurly2000
Not a fan of wrestling, the silly plots etc, but I can't deny the actual wrestling is seriously fucking impressive, and DEFINITELY athletic.
mithiwithi
Wrestling is no less real than ballet.
CheetahFart
And ballet is fuckin boring what's your point
chesirecats
What an incredibly dumb thing to say. Obviously they're both physical activities, but one appears to be something else at first glance. 1/2
chesirecats
2/2 They are clearly not equivalent in that regard. Nothing against wrestling, but it clearly isn't as visually "honest" as ballet.
InGoatWeTrust
PRAISE
AnythingMuchShorter
It's kind of a theatrical soap opera, except instead of hitting each other with chairs...actually they do that in soap operas
Shovi
Soap operas, not even once.
AnythingMuchShorter
But instead of cutting someones break lines or crashing their wedding...wait, those have happened in some wrestling story lines.
redmangc
But instead of the return of a once thought dead brother, or a custody battle for a child...God damnit
RevanTheJedi
Thank you all. That was amazing
SkypeOfCthulhu
MundaneFinality
Theres a difference between "theyre not really fighting eachother" and "theyre not really atheletes"
welcomestranger
Last I checked, bears in little cars are absolutely real.
boobcat
Looking fwd to the day imgur turns on The Rock. He's currently sitting around J'Law 2013 level celeb trending.
lawlphailure
Wrestling is the Male equivalent of a Soap opera. Let us have our thing.
dragontrove
Wrestling cheography is actually really intense. Uses alot of trust between fighters and uses touch and hand signals to perform the stunts.
dragontrove
Honestly it seems really emotionally demanding as well. Imagine having to stay in over-the-top character every week for months on end
dragontrove
I don't really like wrestling, I find it dull, but I can appreciate the huge amount of work the wrestlers put into their craft.
MonsieurLeMoustache
Dwayne Johnson @The Rock ? why do they share the same account ?
Gorillionare
They're twins. Duh.
kojenk
But Dwayne wears glasses. The Rock doesnt.
siler7
They were roommates in college.
AMartianPotato
All twins share Twitter accounts. It's the law. Who doesn't know that? https://media.giphy.com/media/Lndtxw3ztLhNC/giphy.gif
bachterman
now that you mention it, they look similar.
buggme
Wow. Man, that's racist.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
TraceOfHumanity
Legend
TheCuntCrusader
context?
EatingFiftyBagels
No
possumattack
It's kinda sad.
Executivewaddlez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
timberlanefields
.
TheFakeRickSanchez
SOMEONE GIVE THE CUNT CRUSADER SOME CONFEXF
TheFakeRickSanchez
Context* damn it
PassiveAgressiveOnion
Kurt angle also happens to have olympic medals for wrestling so there's that that
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Olympic wrestling is fake, everyone knows that.
DoubleW
Woah buddy, might wan't to include a "/s" before faulty sarcasm detectors lose you some points.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
I live by the sarcasm, I die by the sarcasm ;)
VrryBurntpork
Wrestlers are athletes either way. You need more than acting lessons to do what they do.
SmashMyPumpkin
Won a gold medal with a broken frickin neck!
ErinSparkles
I too watched TLC last night
eromitlab
It's true! It's true!
heylookitsmyusername
It's DAMN True!
Housebroken
And he doesn't suck!
PowwerOrb13
But those are the lyrics to his theme!
Housebroken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOZPB1zPOCo
UnoriginalInternetDegenerate
Ben's last name looks the left over Scrabble titles that you never use.
dumpytom
I wouldn't call those left overs, he has at least 12 points there just playing "JOB"!
7uring
Nah, he's saying that he could beat someone up in Polish but can't spell.
ioscius
or kill someone in the South Slavic languages
STGlife
Pawb-jeye?
FightFireWithMarshmallows
He literally has "job" and "pie" in there. Pretty easy to use them up.
Jacana
Yeah but you have to add them to something and good luck finding an unused 's'.
FightFireWithMarshmallows
You could add them to an unused "hand" and "cream", just sayin'. Might have to reevaluate this when playing with your parents.
Keicars
My name is a regular surname but one letter is replaced with X. Some ancestor was like "Crawford? Shits gotta be x-treme"
dingofdong
Congrats on the name, Mr Crawfoxd
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
I was thinking his name was Xrawford
ingoz
He’s actually a really funny journo/writer in Oz
GerberLegalTeam
No, dude it's totally a word.
taghashtag
It is in Polish. "Pobije" means "(he/she) will beat"
GerberLegalTeam
See, i fucking knew it. Now, after several days of waiting, Me and my friends can finish this game.
Simien05
I found a new way to insult people. thank you!!