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Jul 27, 2023 12:59 AM
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I0VE525P00GE
There’s an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm highlighting this.
5knotcans
My thoughts xacto.
burningeagle
CrazedDrifter
The product is in the process of changing its name to Open Twitter
Grimrir
Hey! I think i've seen this on TV!!
Hashbrown123
MioTaalas
Soooo.... Scissors? They reinvented scissors?
jimofoz
I hold mine out the window and the CIA space laser opens them up.
Gibleteousjack
I can recall once buying a knife to open the packaging on a pair of scissors. Same clamshell. I felt totally defeated when I realized what I'd done.
PhailRaptor
The irony is that the clamshell packaging opener itself arrives in clamshell packaging
wetfifty
It instills a sense of necessity. You've all seen the packaging and if you saw this in stores and tried to open it, you would immediately think that you could definitely use this device as in your hands is a perfect example of where it could be useful. genius.
NameChecksOut87
I know this tool is to easily open packaging but what tool would I use to open the package the tool came in. Feels kinda like a chicken or the egg situation.
Tsaukpaetra
I will open this with the product inside!
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Better buy 2 of them, then. I'm educated. I watched King of the Hill.
LoBrow
Teeth on plastic. Shivers down my spine.
HenryLongfellowIII
Teeth on aluminum foil is better.
3rdoption
Poetry.
CaptainHyperbole
Hard plastic like that can also cut deep into the gums, which bleed a lot!
Dispencer
No, this is perfect packaging for this device. It is a reminder of how much those clam shells suck. It will make you think of using it every time you need it!
Dogman1227
Where'd the soda go!?
listentothesoundbetweenyourlegs
Scissors. Cut around the edge. Not rocket science.
llcoolj
Everyone knows you can just rip open water bottle containers like a complete savage.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Fred?
GravyEducation
Cutting water bottles open is actually very useful because it's fun and staves off the impending sense of our own mortality for a few brief seconds
Trankia12
Is there another way to do it?
cloud82100
Updoots to a better way of opening packages!
JoshuaHarazin
I have a Leatherman with a tool specifically for this bullshit packaging. Possibly the best feature on it.
vladrichdemaclant
In the 90s i bought a PC with a CD Rom. The CD Rom drivers were on a CD.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Catch-22
NotASpeckOfCereal
Iiiiiirony, is such a lovely word.
Shaodyn
We need to strike a balance between stopping thieves from getting at things and allowing legitimate buyers to get at things.
thatwoodguy
I use the stones to destroy the stones
Higure
Shoplifting is the reason for these packages. Just so you know. That's why we can't have nice things.
Orella
One last struggle so you'll appreciate the product even more.
aslum
One last struggle.
thatanonymoususer
My thought was that at least you don’t have to go looking for an example to try it out on once you get it open.
aslum
I do like opening packages after I've opened them.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
Please use deadly lasers to open the packaging
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Hmmm... username
LordFriteuse
You can't, there's a blanket.
goflyblind
but my deadly lasers are encased in plastic packaging!
Drix1942
Use a diamond drill, then, geez.
NeverConfusedForNaught
Use a chinchilla!
Rebeltg
Nope, you gotta chew your way in.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Are you still there?
Rebeltg
Better?
smashpro1
The laser from that isn't deadly. The bullets are.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
He can dream
ElbowDeepInAHorse
THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY
Endocrom
PlankTableGo
ThatGirlFromPR
And there is, Kevin!
johncooper8t67
PalaverQuader
maybe one of the other top 10 winner gadgets can help ?
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Buy another one to open the first one...
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Use a can opener. It works
Helixninja333
There is: just squeeze and squish them. Like cats.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
But how?!?!?
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Fire is a good tool
JoshuaHarazin
Chainsaw, obv.
TZO2k15
Crap, I know this! Shit, why can't I remember, anyway it's those thingies you're not supposed to run with… I got it! SPOONS!
Nonsequiterconcarne24
(Smashes face into a pair of scissors)
awesker002
NeverConfusedForNaught
Majestic and harmonious creature sees what is being posted and reacts
Kyrorayne
Put Elbow grease into it
WateryTartan
Napalm. Napalm is a better way.
keepyourkeeperImfine
TNT
ExtraWoody
SakuraSunsets
JamesAHarrod
Must live in Texas
ExtraWoody
JamesAHarrod
She’s to old for him…. You know he only likes ’em still having to be in bed before dark
mondeca
SERENITY NOW
RedWingedBlackbirds
ElbowDeepInAHorse
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
JamesAHarrod
With horseshoes