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Aug 18, 2017 9:30 PM
FrozenFoodGuy
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jasonJokeJumper
Fuck mate, that blows
riflemanreed
http://imgur.com/MVREd1s
Flh882001
You're fine. It's only flat at the bottom.
Originalandedgyusername
MadMupp
Ohhh on a Porsche too... Thats a couple of grand straight off the bat
jsktrogdor
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF RUN FLAT TIRES IF THEY DON'T RUN WHEN FLAT?!!?1" - Porsche Owner almost certainly.
bigbluewrangler
I work on the railroad. I'd be lying if I said that only happened to me once.....
Mapachedorado
duct tape it
BuzzKiIlington
Universe: "How can we make a flat tire suck in the worst way possible?"
MercilessFisting
Fucking vault dwellers and their rail guns
jasta6
inshadowz
Actually I think that blows.
spacedmonkee
It's a Porsche, so I don't give a fuck.
colin1977
Feels sympathy. Sees Porsche logo. Sympathy lessens as envy creeps in. Self loathing begins. And you think this was bad for you!
xcrit
Will probably throw spare on and drive full speed
possumattack
Rims and tires for any Porsche.. Egads.
Zigor22
Porsche isn't a head turner for me. Neither are corvettes. Every one looks the same.
LordSatanHimself
The only porche that turns my head is the panamera but that's only so i can shake my head in disgust at how ugly it is. Well that and 1/2
LordSatanHimself
The 918 which, being in the silicon valley, i have seen twice this year.
MerToo
feels sympathy. sees Porsche logo. now unsure whether it was an SUV & tosser deserves cold-chisel through cranium, or actual good sports car
marcoceppi
based on the clearance, presence of mud, and lack of huge ass brake rotor: I'm uncertain.
mybrothersmario
There are so many people in Colorado Springs with Porche Cayennes that pretty much have them solely to say they drive a Porche...
MerToo
the post-apocalypse will have such sporty wrecks strewn everywhere
Orennic
Could make a nice knife out of that
mstrat
Can of Fix-a-Flat should do the trick.
caleking
Or the green slime
StirFryBeans
I hate that stuff with a passion
ffilm
How would you put it in? The air valve is gone....
mstrat
Top photo, the valve stem is on the other side of the wheel.
ffilm
You are absolutely correct, sir. Good eye.
km9v
Nailed it.
Kainih
A railroad spike is kinda big you would kinda see it before you ran it over. I call insurance fraud or very close to tire warranty expiratio
scottEkarate
Now go in Twitter and blame someone for slashing your tires
cshwk
What i dont get is why was a railroad spike on a road, and oriented in such a way that it would spike a tire like that ?
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Shit happens
ImObviouslyNotInYourShed
Front wheel kicks it up and the back wheel gets it. I have done this on a bicycle with a nail laying flat on asphalt
cshwk
Fair point, but even laid flat, its not exactly small. Unless it was properly offroad / dirt track it really should have been obvious.
daugbret
I once pulled a sharpened bolt out of a tire after it destroyed a tire at freeway speed. Pretty sure it was some psycho leaving a trap.
MerToo
i once attempted to dodge but glancing-hit a beer bottle with the front left tire and it skipped across and totalled the front right tire.
MadCatIV
Maybe they shouldn't have been driving along/over railroad tracks, the right of way is littered with spikes and other debris.
amorcelestial
From the first pic you see lots of mud, so offroad/dirt road, some fuckstick possibly could hide it well if it's muddy enough. My guess.
MyLifeIsAllAboutBirbs
Not a problem *grabs duct tape*
BigHowse75
The fuck are you doing driving on railroad property lol
ThumbDunkTheDirtstar
Dude that really blows
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
You make me tired.
angelsichor
Excellent
2hocus
knock, knock ... who is there
Vysard
Yeah, running over a railroad spike usually does...
emmereffer
Youch! Did it ruin the rim as well?
iamyourson
Lol
SuperheroNamedTony
As a European, is that what you call a nine inch nail?
AluminumMuffin
No that is called a railroad spike
Lurkingoff
It's been spiked
HeadlessNorseman501
We call that a Hot Cosby.
PrestonGarvey
talos2
jefferydahmerthepeoplenommer
bluesweatshirt1994
Oh no
KhajiitIsPleased
You cheeky bastard. +1
kittymowrn
Oh shit damn you got me! Ahahah took me a few seconds not gunna lie
TheGreatPeru
U goose
overthereoverhere
Now that's a spikey meat-a-ball !
possumattack
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Nailed it.
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
Now i want meatballs...
StankyPankySammich
Haha classic joke. Don't listen to the hater ^^ that dumb joke killed me.
feetplantedfirm
I had to swipe back to upvote on mobile. I salute you sir
overthereoverhere
I appreciate it. Happy to make a smile
AmericanSighCo
You have to leave.
overthereoverhere
IRL, I pull over the car and tell my friends/g/f to get out of the car when the jokes are as bad as the one I made
overthereoverhere
As they became accustomed to it, I usually don't come to a complete stop now, b/c start laughing before I finish stopping :)
csny4ever
WOW! Is that a railroad spike?
KhajiitIsPleased
No
ArgonSpark
Nope. Train track nail.
Isbjorn
No way! It's got to be a locomotive track place holder.
DiamondJB1911
Choo choo line holder downer.
Un0riginalComment
Thomas's the tank engine turd
humptyblargh
Yes.
silentwolf1999
Chisel
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
It's a slammy whammy metal jammy for a rolley polley toot and goey track.
MrTomRobs
I'm afraid I only have the ability to upvote this only once...
CFBEvilEmpire
I work at a railroad. This made my day.
RelativeVelocity
Me too. I'll probably steal this
CornCobMcGee
Fucking hell
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I wouldn't risk it personally but if you want to try just be careful
Iq019283
Ye
bowendm
It looks like a chisel or a metal punch to me.
TheAtomicTangerine
That's a rail spike.
leopardg
Either way I tore my old tile up with one
drunkenpolyanarchist
That's what he gets for driving on the trains road!
RelativeVelocity
TheFeralDog
Yup we get those in the truck tires a lot in the train yard I work in, like once a month one of them gets one
insegrevious
Which yard
TheFeralDog
Gavin yard
insegrevious
signal?
TheFeralDog
No mechanical inspector