mosin

I signed for a delivery I was expecting, and police IMMEDIATELY rolled onto my street, sirens blaring, and parked in my driveway

They got out and asked why I placed an order for 4400 bullets. I told them it was at an awesome price (seriously, they all ended up costing $630, shipping included) and I wanted enough to shoot until next year when they went on sale again. It wasn't a good enough answer for whatever reason, so I closed my door and brought out my rifle to show them.

I've got two Mosin Nagants. One is a PU sniper, and the other one is the Finnish M91 model that I'm afraid of ruining by mounti

Showed them the rifle, ammo pouches, stripper clips, and opened one of the boxed to show them that it was just a bunch of the same ammo. They looked at each other and thanked me for the calm reaction. Apparently, there's some kind of rule companies that sell ammo across state borders have to follow. If you order more than 1000 rounds, they have to notify the state. Well, this is the first time in years that anyone has actually followed the rule when shipping to my state, so it raised an immediate red flag with someone inexperienced in the department because they've literally never gotten a phone call about someone ordering thousands of rounds of ammunition.

I got a follow up phone call from their chief, who also apologized about the whole thing and thanked me for not making this a headline story, because he knew that they would've been crucified for being that far into the wrong. He invited me to some event at the end of the year.

All in all, something neat happened in my otherwise incredibly boring life.

Edit: Obligatory front page edit. Bout to drop some truth on your asses. OK, here goes:

-How I Met Your Mother is a mediocre show at best. (In case you forgot)
-Equality means equal opportunity, not equal results.
-Racism should be classified as a mental disease at this point.
-New Girl is what I wish my life were, but with my current job.
-Mary Elizabeth Winstead is still severely underappreciated, and The Fappening hasn't changed my opinion on her.
-The punishment for white collar crimes should be infinitely more severe.
-Paying into social security should be optional, especially since generation y will most likely never see those checks.
-Ford Mustang performs better, but Camaros have always looked nicer.
-I haven't worn matching socks all week.
-FACT: Every man has watched porn and measured their dick.
-Every man knows what jelqing is.
-Internet porn has ruined this generation, and claims that regular porn viewing and masturbation are harmless won't be backpedaled until it ruins an entire generation of men. The overall lack of motivation these days is the hairy palm of truth.
-The younger daughter on Modern Family is the more attractive one (Alex), and they can make her wear as many sweaters as they want, but we can still see her massive boobies.
-STEM programs should be free. The costs involved for students are holding us back as a species.

Also, I'm not sharing the website name that led me to the deal because of the Imgur hug of death.