TurboVirgin

56566 pts ยท September 12, 2014


If you take a screenshot of this and it makes the front page, I'll probably still be a virgin.

Even when this is all over

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 1750

TFW someone does a crotch adjustment at your face level and you pretend to not notice.

Points 162
Comments 26
Views 22211

Heard Agent May from Agents of Shield grunting in an episode, and recognized her grunt from something else. Lo and behold, she was the voice of Mulan, and even LOOKS like her.

Points 42
Comments 14
Views 5772

When you wander into a new category of porn and it instantly becomes your new fetish.

Points 33
Comments 6
Views 1661

Disappointing how these two never got recognition in the credits of Friends.

Points 144
Comments 21
Views 5770

Saw a post about different Imgur group activities. No one mentions the hard drug underworld that fuels them though.

Points 231
Comments 15
Views 3090

MRW I'm posting someone else's OC for upvotes and go through all of their uploads or more.

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 3053

When I don't log onto Imgur for a few hours and go back to a post to check the comments and it's filled with people demanding a source and other people providing fake sourced.

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 2644

I can't switch the order on mobile, but that feeling when 9000 others have failed.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 9

A girl at the gym was doing burpees and her boobs popped out of her top. She tucked them back in and just winked and shrugged her shoulders. MRW.

Points 51
Comments 8
Views 817

When asked what I wanted to see in the next Jurassic World trailer

Points 15
Comments 18
Views 1602

Happy Thanksgiving.

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 1457

Story of my fucking life

Points 47
Comments 15
Views 143

When people ask me how I obtained my masterful level of porn knowledge, both for past actresses and those that became pornstars not one hour ago.

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 2477

Whenever a new regular on the usersub comments appears

Points 17
Comments 15
Views 1384

MRW someone argues with a point I made in the comments, and I've stopped replying, but they keep posting and tagging me to respond at several intervals

Points 78
Comments 10
Views 1541

Cute girl teases me and calls me a pussy for not taking a toke with her. I replied with, "Well, you are what you eat." Her reaction when.

Points 114
Comments 16
Views 7152

When you're trying to decide between using a pen or pencil and decide to return to your initial selection of either pen or pencil which is pen or pencil depending on what you initially chose when choosing between pen or pencil.

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 902

They should really consider listing that as a superpower.

Points 177
Comments 52
Views 723111

When a really hot imgurian posts a selfie and it makes the front page, much to the dismay of people in the comments section

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 1417

When someone asks me to do my best impression of an Asian.

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 463

MRW kids these days are environmentally conscious and check the carbon footprint of a car before buying it

Points 20
Comments 16
Views 622

When you hit on a street wise hot latin mama and her crew in front of her crew

Points 25
Comments 14
Views 1552

Whenever I see someone post about how much they hate dickbutt

Points 36
Comments 11
Views 1874

MRW the girl I'm with screams while I'm railing her, which leads me to believe that my job is done so I pull out and get ready to blow my load, only to have her yell at me for stopping since she was almost there.

Points 23
Comments 19
Views 1403

When I (re)post someone's OC to the gallery and go back after seeing it went nowhere to downvote their original post

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 4600

My favorite category of porn

Points 56
Comments 12
Views 1837

That moment when the action in the porno I'm watching gets serious.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 2513

MRW I realize that I'm the only Black midget in every shot

Points 56
Comments 15
Views 3451

MRW I open up Chrome to let a classmate show me a car she wants to check out on Craigslist and pretend to not see r/tightdresses, r/girlsinyogapants, and pornmd.com are staring right at us in the frequently visited tab.

Points 50
Comments 13
Views 2597

MRW I found out that you can discharge gambling debt in bankruptcy, and still can't do the same to student loans

Points 24
Comments 6
Views 1568

Fuck space (aka vagina)

Points 19
Comments 11
Views 6505

When she tells me that her parents are gone for the night

Points 46
Comments 13
Views 2485

MRW I see a girl with a truly beautiful ass and try to catch a glimpse of her face to see if it was making up for anything she was lacking.

Points 16
Comments 10
Views 2002

Gun Salesman of the Year Award

Points 46
Comments 15
Views 6365

i bet she gives a mean blowjob

Points 24
Comments 15
Views 8708

What eating off someone else's plate is really like

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 1815

My favorite dickbutt gif

Points 28
Comments 9
Views 2141

Watched the first 3 episodes of How I Met Your Mother. MRW.

Points -3
Comments 6
Views 406

Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 2546

I still like ice cream even though it's cold outside.

Points 39
Comments 20
Views 4353

Can you imagine if the same type of breast cancer campaign were launched?

Points 3
Comments 14
Views 263

When I take a massive dump at someone's house and it looks like it flushed, but once it goes down the drain the water starts rising in the bowl

Points 76
Comments 17
Views 1273

she really likes ice cream

Points 13
Comments 11
Views 103

Downvoting something that's already on the front page

Points 266
Comments 23
Views 474

Hulk Hogan will always be my favorite wrestler

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 426

When my white friend invites me to a friends and family event and I see him rushing to all of his racist aunts/uncles and telling them to behave

Points 94
Comments 12
Views 3734

MRW my friends ask me why I won't ask any women out.

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 13881

Eating a Totino's Pizza Roll without waiting the recommended 5 minutes to let them cool off

Points 77
Comments 20
Views 1083

Just one more work day...

Points 16
Comments 20
Views 3095

MRW my female roommate (recently laid off elementary school teacher) asks her childhood best friend (glamour model w/agency rep) if she thought they'd be friends if the first time they met were today.

Points -1
Comments 19
Views 1309

Even this faceless fuck gets kissed by a hot girl. What's your excuse? (And that is the Question)

Points 24
Comments 20
Views 140662

MRW this meme gets its third wind and refuses to die

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 1155

This gif sums up how problems are solved by the administration in the giant international nonprofit I work at.

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 1080

MRW I got my Ello invite today after putting in for it two months ago

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 2087

Police showed up to my house today to ask me a few questions about a suspicious delivery today

Points 10005
Comments 1952
Views 531030

MRW I'm playing hide and seek with a group of friends and a well know screamer/runner/position giver upper ends up sharing the same spot as me.

Points 0
Comments 11
Views 39579
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