Even when this is all over
TFW someone does a crotch adjustment at your face level and you pretend to not notice.
Heard Agent May from Agents of Shield grunting in an episode, and recognized her grunt from something else. Lo and behold, she was the voice of Mulan, and even LOOKS like her.
When you wander into a new category of porn and it instantly becomes your new fetish.
Disappointing how these two never got recognition in the credits of Friends.
Saw a post about different Imgur group activities. No one mentions the hard drug underworld that fuels them though.
MRW I'm posting someone else's OC for upvotes and go through all of their uploads or more.
When I don't log onto Imgur for a few hours and go back to a post to check the comments and it's filled with people demanding a source and other people providing fake sourced.
I can't switch the order on mobile, but that feeling when 9000 others have failed.
A girl at the gym was doing burpees and her boobs popped out of her top. She tucked them back in and just winked and shrugged her shoulders. MRW.
When asked what I wanted to see in the next Jurassic World trailer
Happy Thanksgiving.
Story of my fucking life
When people ask me how I obtained my masterful level of porn knowledge, both for past actresses and those that became pornstars not one hour ago.
Whenever a new regular on the usersub comments appears
MRW someone argues with a point I made in the comments, and I've stopped replying, but they keep posting and tagging me to respond at several intervals
Cute girl teases me and calls me a pussy for not taking a toke with her. I replied with, "Well, you are what you eat." Her reaction when.
When you're trying to decide between using a pen or pencil and decide to return to your initial selection of either pen or pencil which is pen or pencil depending on what you initially chose when choosing between pen or pencil.
They should really consider listing that as a superpower.
When a really hot imgurian posts a selfie and it makes the front page, much to the dismay of people in the comments section
When someone asks me to do my best impression of an Asian.
MRW kids these days are environmentally conscious and check the carbon footprint of a car before buying it
When you hit on a street wise hot latin mama and her crew in front of her crew
Whenever I see someone post about how much they hate dickbutt
MRW the girl I'm with screams while I'm railing her, which leads me to believe that my job is done so I pull out and get ready to blow my load, only to have her yell at me for stopping since she was almost there.
When I (re)post someone's OC to the gallery and go back after seeing it went nowhere to downvote their original post
My favorite category of porn
That moment when the action in the porno I'm watching gets serious.
MRW I realize that I'm the only Black midget in every shot
MRW I open up Chrome to let a classmate show me a car she wants to check out on Craigslist and pretend to not see r/tightdresses, r/girlsinyogapants, and pornmd.com are staring right at us in the frequently visited tab.
MRW I found out that you can discharge gambling debt in bankruptcy, and still can't do the same to student loans
Fuck space (aka vagina)
When she tells me that her parents are gone for the night
MRW I see a girl with a truly beautiful ass and try to catch a glimpse of her face to see if it was making up for anything she was lacking.
Gun Salesman of the Year Award
i bet she gives a mean blowjob
What eating off someone else's plate is really like
My favorite dickbutt gif
Watched the first 3 episodes of How I Met Your Mother. MRW.
Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.
I still like ice cream even though it's cold outside.
Can you imagine if the same type of breast cancer campaign were launched?
When I take a massive dump at someone's house and it looks like it flushed, but once it goes down the drain the water starts rising in the bowl
she really likes ice cream
Downvoting something that's already on the front page
Hulk Hogan will always be my favorite wrestler
When my white friend invites me to a friends and family event and I see him rushing to all of his racist aunts/uncles and telling them to behave
MRW my friends ask me why I won't ask any women out.
Eating a Totino's Pizza Roll without waiting the recommended 5 minutes to let them cool off
Just one more work day...
MRW my female roommate (recently laid off elementary school teacher) asks her childhood best friend (glamour model w/agency rep) if she thought they'd be friends if the first time they met were today.
Even this faceless fuck gets kissed by a hot girl. What's your excuse? (And that is the Question)
MRW this meme gets its third wind and refuses to die
This gif sums up how problems are solved by the administration in the giant international nonprofit I work at.
MRW I got my Ello invite today after putting in for it two months ago
Police showed up to my house today to ask me a few questions about a suspicious delivery today
MRW I'm playing hide and seek with a group of friends and a well know screamer/runner/position giver upper ends up sharing the same spot as me.