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bloodtippedrose
shave a mans back and he'll purr like a walrus
omadonnadellerose
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20131104/thor_premiere_051113_02/chloe-bennet-thor-the-dark-world-_3936823.jpg
omar888
KarlPilkington
Yes I enjoyed the laugh at the end also.
AbandonedBandanasBannedFromBandPractice
She briefly went to my high school
FatassFangle
zhieson
Sauce and then some: http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/chloe-bennet-photos-0614
sarafinabay
http://imgur.com/AQjqxc6
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
nothing goes over his head. he has fast reflexes
quantacostacerveza
Alot goes into her head though....
cgmk64
That's not funny....she's not funny
shellythatsme
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4618116/laughing-lil-kev-o.gif
FellatioDelToro
Lil' Kev
summitshow
http://imgur.com/vzlVMRL
theicklestone
Now do it again with a woman in a t-shirt or overweight man.
Flippington
Skye! AOS
joboo
ashtrey79
Yup
detectivejamescarter
Sourceeeeeee
ZeroImgur
Wow my teacher gave me the same science project!
Wazaq
for...science...
FatherOfDragons
Science!
ray1294
at uni just replying cos it seems interesting
mindfracture
coment fo laters
BeardyMcFace
Y'all gonna make me comment on this so I can check it at home...
stutteringbob
You're going to be glad you did...
TheDeviIsAdvocate
my boss said "excuse me steve, i dont think that is appropriate for the work-space" to which i replied "but sir, its not tagged NSFW"
IChangedMyUsernameSoItWouldBeRelevant
Shut up ste... Oh forget it.
Americanjedi2099
You lie
ConspicuousSpellingError
Way to cleave a joke in two...
SnakeyBasher
I met her at SDCC this year. She invited me and my brother up on stage during the AoS signing. She is incredibly nice.
Kade974
It looks like Steve is.... Whalested
huanthewolfhound
*Points outward*
Toefungus
http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/url-17.gif
Doomwizard
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/188477/csi-miami-opening-o-s.gif
HaughtyHottieWithHotTea
The laugh at the end looks incredibly forced...
Doompudding
Agreed, downvoting the fuck out of this.
Magixxxx
That's because it is, I'm pretty sure the "joke" was ironic, she knew she was making a lame joke and made an obviously fake reaction for...
Magixxxx
...comedic effect.
HaughtyHottieWithHotTea
maybe :)
HeyCasButt
Boom Roasted
Erotes
grmegu
Appropriate username is appropriate.
MarshallSwayze
Thank you.
russrob84
Um , excuse me my eyes are up here...
hithereimsteve
This joke offends me.
hetnkik
Shut up Steve, you're wasted.
druidsflame
Beat me to it. +1 to you
toastercharles
'cause you're a whale, i suppose...
SlickerThanNick
I get it! Because you're a whale! nice.
LittleWhales
This joke offends me.
JosephDunaravich
Hitler I'm Steve
ElbowDeepInYourDad
Shut it Steve. Have a Snickers.
AugustusScuirus
Read your un as 'hit her mr Steve'
LiterallyYourMom
Very similar joke: Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says "It's hot in here." The other says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
droppedmyhousekeys
Jacob?
ZeroclockGaming
"guys will laugh at girls when there not funnyyyyyyyy"
Braywashed
Haven't thought of that song in over a decade
kaffeen91
Good Charlotte!
PfcTommi
Oh shit I'm not the only GC fan on imgur!
EvanKetchum
I read this in class and spent the next few minutes singing the song to myself.
SheWhoRunsIntoTrees
It's a little unnerving how thrilled I am to see fellow fans. I get a ridiculous amount of shit for loving Good Charlotte.
MothOtter
I listen to them all the time. Still one of my favorites after all these years. :)
SheWhoRunsIntoTrees
Me too! I was so disappointed when they said they were done. :(
TheSonOfHades
Is.. Is that a Good Charlotte reference .o.
ZeroclockGaming
it is!
TheSonOfHades
I love you ~U~
skittleyphallus
hello inner middle school me
0ct0man
Girls don't like boys, girls like caars and monaaayy
CreamyPutanesca
Always +1 for Good Charlotte
Klaelman
Holy crap, a good charlotte reference. Will wonders never cease?
MorePunkThanMe
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls!
HelloImYodaTheDoctorPotter
I switched devices just to upvote. Good ol' GC!
ElimTain
Where not funny?
Sreds
Ahahahahahahahahahhhahaha, oh ElimTain, you always crack me up!
ProbablyNotAMurderer
Over there... cant you see it?
lolzomg123
Scroll up. There's some not funny up there.
ImagClaw
We're**
ienne
That was the joke...
ninjagaidensigma
Amy Schumer is the rare exception. She's also incredibly hot.
Yuup
She gets a lot of hate here, but I think she's hilarious
MeatySkeleton
"the girls with the bodies like boys with ferraris"
BrokenZen
Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money.
YouGotRedOnYou
Let's go *guitar solo*
corey8084
and this is why I love you guys.
abnormallynormal
Such a good song
Dosadi420
*they're
frontyardninja
I've had Hoobastank stuck in my head all day - thanks for something else.
ColdToiletWaterSplash
Wow, I had that album, not sure how acceptable that is but I'm proud
dinojr
my fav was definitely the first one... i feel like they were pressured to be something they werent
KarlPilkington
*boys
ZeroclockGaming
argg shit, you are correct
Brob88
nice! this song came on my shuffle this morning
sipeycup
mmm time to go listen to that album
ale624
I will ALWAYS upvote good Charlotte.
mewsicalgamer
No..no i won't...
davemaison
*girls they want to bang. Also, women do the same thing so don't judge.
Rayxor
TIL I'm either handsome or funny.
CalifornianEskimo
Maybe a bit conceited too.
SHARKFIGHTERS
A number of girls dig that from what I've seen.
PeregrinTook13
I laughed at the first whale, not the punchline.
Chronotrigger42
I laughed at the laugh.
cleoo
I thought it was the punchline
CommonWhiteBoy
I didn't laugh at all. I pondered how this made the front page but I see there's a couple reasons.
DrShitShark
i dont get it. too busy trying to see her tits
MobileUserGundam
Upvoted you for at least being honest.
dagg3r
That laugh is the fakest thing since
spacheman
That was fake like press on nails
Emjayen
There was a punchline?
WhimsicalCalamari
The way I tell the joke is to just keep the first whale's thing going for /way/ too long.
NeoDarkElf
I fapped at her laughing at her own joke. I mean I could, I didn't actually. I'm not a vagrant.
PeregrinTook13
Favorited for later
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
So, two cannibals are eating a clown right, one stops and says to the other, " Does this taste funny to you?"
LesbianTrappedInManBody
That's as funny as a starving cannibal trapped in a grocery store.
quantacostacerveza
Yes, I also like boobs.
KFizzle
Have we seen her naked, I think we've seen her naked.
demiandub
Couldn't concentrate on joke cause of boobs
GaryCXJk
Fuck, I only noticed the boobs on second watch.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Hahahaha. Whales are silly. Why you guys talking about boobs?
lokishadowgirl
yyyyup
Urmomfails
Especially when she bends over after she laughs
ItsCaptain0bvious
She is hilarious! http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/bb/_IM_0946w.jpg
crihsagnlel
HAHAHAHAHA
CorporateFatCat
Look at the vagina
BloodRaptorX
lmao
lallapalalable
The way they just sort of pull apart at the end. Mmmmm.
Corele
+1 for honesty !
RxMxG
What a nice pair of plot
HeyCasButt
Her plot is so good on Agents of Shield
RandomUpvotes
ollo
HHnnnnggnnnnnn
ChuckKarma
As a not-entranced-by-boobs guy the rest of her is shaped quite entrancingly also.
quantacostacerveza
I must agree.
Yongasoo
She boobs very nicely.
monkeymuffins
To remind everyone, she once had a pop music career in China: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNUvqIsYo7k
Groobs03
Uh oh
elmendiola
wang... hehehe
TheAllAmericanAsshole
THIS IS AMAZING! WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?
HeyOP
Whale noises sound like a whale is drunk. That's the joke.
ringox
Thanks, I thought the joke was hidden in the deep oceans and Im just stupid, next.
Monkeysox
Still don't get it.
Codyzor
Make your audience uncomfortable doing whale 1 noises like Dory, like for a long time, then follow with words for the lolz
hetnkik
You think the whale is just making whale noises because it's a whale and that's how whales sound but then the second whale talks.
HeyOP
Whether or not your misunderstanding is a joke, it got a laugh. Kudos.
ScottNapalm
Is this really that hard to understand?
HiImSteve
I thought the joke was that the whales can talk and Steve is so drunk he's making whale noises and not speaking like the other whale
stratus41298
I'm pretty sure that's it.
HeyOP
I'm sure you'll do better next time, don't feel discouraged.
FlyingTrunkMonkey
ian9outof10
While I take your point, I don't think anything on US network TV is NSFW.
knifehandUSMCsemperfiOORAHyutKILLmotoboner
+1 for the hero Gotham needed
HamptonianPirate
Source? Was this a commercial or something?
sodafizzman
Second video on this page: http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/chloe-bennet-photos-0614
sowaitwhatdidyousaytome
So her name is Chole Bennet? Got it for...science.
HamptonianPirate
thanks
dudemeister2000
Is it me or are those photos not really flattering? Oh and @puhpuhpittingalong you've gotta watch Agents of shield then, for... science.
mistermsk
Skye!
bendeem
i love that fucking show
CallMeInV
She can't act her way out of a wet paper bag but she is hot soo.... Meh. Whatever.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
She's the reason people watch the show
MobileUserGundam
She is so pretty. But her character and acting makes her the worst part of the show for me. I'm so conflicted.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
The writing for her character also sucks though.
Pegussu
Ward was/is worse IMO. May a liiiittle bit too, but she got better. Skye got a LOT better once they toned down the Mary Sue bits.
Tithe
Soooooo glad to see this. I was starting to think I was the shows only fan.
Kendo2710
Coulson is the hero we deserve!
ItalianStallions
THIS FUCKING SHOW. HNNNNGNGHHHH
shank
THIS SHOW IS RUINING MY WHOLE LIFE. Because it's not on every day. And because Coulson isn't my husband.
AmericanAirlines
Has some classic scenes
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AmericanAirlines
LearnedCoward
Of someone not having sex?
smashpro1
FitzSimmons.
Draygen
AND IT'S FUCKING ON TONIGHT!!!!
PublicRelations
I ALMOST MISSED IT
Draygen
DON'T SPOIL IT! I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HULU!
PublicRelations
Dude. Get Adblock and go to http://series-cravings.tv/ I watch all my shows on there.