My Kocoum Contributions for today.

Jun 28, 2015 3:00 AM

BBandRage

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When I buy a house from a french policeman.

I am the captain now.

MRW the sand is too hot.

MRW I don't exist.

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MRW Pocahontas is directed by Michael Bay.

GIF EXPLOSIONNNNN!

MRW I meet a clever girl.

SHOOT HER!!! SHOOOOOT HER!!!!

MRW Kocoum is pretty hot right now.

Mugatu knows it.

MRW I need to chase batman from my yard at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.

DANGIT BAMAN! DON'T MAKE ME CALL ALFRED!
EDIT: Thanks for the 3rd FP!. Here is the gallery with all of my Kocoum creations. http://imgur.com/gallery/OSbsE

MRW I'm preparing my next batch of Kocoums.

You will all have your turns, my precious Kocoums.

MRW Kocoum has had enough!

RELEASE ME.................

When I'm at the club.

Seeing way too many colors of the wind right now.

When the white man nukes me from orbit.

But that's what happens when you let them kill 25 of your people.

MRW I take a shower and there are no towels.

MRW I'm caught in the middle of an earthquake.

woooWOOOOAAAH

When I smell my Soufflé burning.

Merde!

When I take out the trash at night.

AAAuuuuEeghghh!

Make more please

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

SUPER•MULTI•DOWN•VOTE

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

+1 for " seeing too many colors of the wind"

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

All of these gifs, and I still can't understand why Disney animated him running with those flaily arms.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Last one: spongebob

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taking out the trash http://imgur.com/I4DiKLj

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES YES YES YES I CANT BREATHE YOU'RE DRIVING ME TO HYSTERICS PLEASE CONTINUE IT

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

This is how Javert, Dickbutt and Charmander started! Run you fools!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Merde this is good

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

@Frodomann1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Off to the front page with you

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The first one alone is front page worthy...

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

In my entire few months of IMGurrrrring. OP you are my hero. Take me away. I am yours entirely.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This pleases me. You please me. Please make more. Please.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

I'm tearing up. Oh my God.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

New one added ;)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Takin' out the trash...at night!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Goddamnit

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I love it. MORE.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Meh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take my OC and make it cooler! http://imgur.com/2x8kthe (this is the extent of my editing skills)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Great you got them all. Can we stop this dumb gif now

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That nuke one doeeeee

11 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

You have to nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we went from downvoting rainbows to downvoting Pocahontas in a day.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only not a significant number of you since they're still showing up often eh

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Javert this is not :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this is AMAZING

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That last one though....serious truth

11 years ago | Likes 1852 Dislikes 5

As a very big/tall man living in Canada - I find walking out at night to be peaceful and where I live has an amazing view of the stars.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it about a general fear of the dark, or is it about fearing people might jump you when it's dark?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The zombie/vampire beasts from I am legend are chasing me!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For real.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend lives in the woods, driveway is like 100 meters / 300ish feet long. Sometimes he takes a handgun with him. Mountain lions, son.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I grew up with prairie, 200 ft. driveway, wild dogs/coyotes, and no handgun. Lots of walks spent worrying about how to kill them barehanded.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you were fucking prepared though, coyote didn't stand a chance

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turning the last light off and running to your room.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to bother me. Now I live alone so I have to do all the scary stuff. Zero fucks given, come and get me monsters I'll fux you up!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working graveyard shift in a place next to the highway and the dumpster's 10 feet away? Check all cameras and RUN.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

the darkness nor what is in it scares me, wish a mother-fucker would though, been hankering for a fight that won't end in me being arrested

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moms be like, "just do it." I be like "fukkin nope"

11 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

I'm always there with you... unless I'm with cris pratt

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Name on point

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why thank you good sir

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

omg i'm not the only one! i thought i was alone in this fear.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO JUST DO IT!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it about a general fear of the dark, or is it about fearing people might jump you when it's dark?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dark ain't scary if you're carrying.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but there's monsters!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there's gotta be one about lights and running up the stairs when it gets dark

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

You get inside and check the windows just to make sure no one followed you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you think the joke will be stale and OP slaps you across the face with his OC. +1

11 years ago | Likes 460 Dislikes 4

BRB. OP just made great OC that I LOL'ed so hard that I'm now ROFL

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew how to make gods. But I'm just a useless piece of shit and can't. I have so many ideas :(

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Frank Herbert can teach you.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Start a religion.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

gods lol

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

This comment is lovely.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iol sorry my iPhone autocorrected it to gods when I was trying to say gifs -___- I swear sometimes it's a pain in the ass

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

don't apologise! it was magical!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that you not did separate this into individual posts just for points but instead gave us this smorgasbord of greatness.

11 years ago | Likes 701 Dislikes 3

OP did before this post, but none of them did too well, check their profile

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and now for me to post each one as different reposts jk

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

ALREADY ON IT

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why did I just break into singing like the Muppets Swedish chef all of a sudden?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Borg borg!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he has way too much free time

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smörgåsbord

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Mmm, butter goose tables are the best.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You Scandinavian?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scändinäviän

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nice one

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tackar

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/KyGZtaO

11 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

Always upvote Mugatu

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Gwen Stefani in the background?!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

and Owen Wilson?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes and gavin rossdale

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alright, I laughed at most of these.

11 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 3

#7 "Do I smell burning...?" "MY SPINACH PUFFS!!!"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was dying at all of them!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well then how in the fuck were you still able to type this? Lier.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Laughed so hard that I got dizzy and had to lay down

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0