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metamafic
there's no reason it can't be both.
grumpygrimsby
The upside-down stool garbage bag holder is genius! Everything else is lazysilly.
Walatalalaw
Some of these were still pretty stupid
grim5000
sweet, first pic the person is listening to In Flames' album Sounds of a Playground Fading. I love where dead the ships dwell from that
ITSupremacy
These people may not be wealthy but they hood rich.
Snoozems
Hated people like the bitch in #5...
NSander
Life hack - don't want to buy milk ? Steal it!
Deathcta
I don't miss being this kind of broke. Took 10 years, but finally can afford basic things.
Gilgamech
lelax
And if you don't have pasta?
Gilgamech
I just strained some beans with this cheese grater. Earlier I strained vegetables. Before that I strained my funny bone.
prattleassassin
Use cereal boxes cut in strips
InboxMeYourJoldenRetrievers
or you know, use the lid.
Gilgamech
What lid, the one that didn't come with it?
Twist1000
You can basically use any lid
RoadsIsMe
How rich are you?
SylvusterStallun
Nice title
acekicker
My wife once tried to heat up a sausage roll in a toaster.
BananaBro
Jesus at first I thought #10 was some sort of elaborate diy bong
centaurusxxx
what is it? Rum and coke?
WoahShocksMyBrain
I have no idea what it is.
diss
Cut up a two liter and a twenty ounce into three cups.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Oh shit they are just used for drinking? What a bunch of jabronis. Drink out of the bottle like the rest of us.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Oh shit they are just used for drinking? What a bunch of jabronis. Drink out of the bottle like the rest of us.
looker42
Unless it works less effectively than an easier solution.
Grizzlydave
#1 i see you in flames.
itsmezarg
one of my favorite bands!
Relicanth
#6 is dumb, the hangers get in the way, and shower curtain rings are like $1-5 and you'll have them forever. this actually takes more effort
XiYen13
If you're in the military, then it's still stupid and you get an article 15 for it. Unless you're deployed, then you get a medal.
rjmtl
What is article 15?
masterchieffloyd
It's a formal punishment that is milder than a court-marshal.
KingPotatow
quick google search results:allows commanders to resolve allegations of minor misconduct without a higher discipline, like a court-marshal
musicalmrl
Ah, college.
DavidBrooker
I've been in college for a decade and can't see myself doing these. Except for the snow fridge. That's just how it works in Canada.
Pseudosim
Collage students? Collage students.
ShadowStorm197498
You obviously didn't attend. College*
youareinelysium
lelax
I've done some form of the first five my first year
Obi1thejedi
What is a 2% milk?
2boocoo
Looks like theft.
squallau
It's 98% "I can't believe it's not milk."
InboxMeYourJoldenRetrievers
2% fat milk.
Mothergooch
I'm not certain on the effectiveness of #1 but the person is listening to 'Sounds of a Playground Fading' by In Flames, which is nice.
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I haven't tried that way but I've tried something similar with just shoving my phone into a cup
snufl
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid, but can be improved on until it isn't.
MrRandomUK
As an engineer: The shopping trolley one is only good if its not chrome plated, Straight stainless is great for grills...
GoldberrySassdaughter
The spaghetti one doesn't work. Because it takes time for some of it to end up in the water, some of your spaghetti is more/less cooked
SnoodyQ
I think it works but you wouldn't be able to stir it looks that and it'd all stick together.
gondring
From actually experience, it *does* work. The difference isn't that great.
erikteichmann
Guys. Just break the spaghetti in half...
MatthewRivas
As long as its cooked its fine, I mean you are cooking it in a coffee pot.
mrcalifornian
you could flip it midway through
ZachPutland
That Mountain Dew shower head must have a ton of backpressure
Etal00
Probably no pressure regulator.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
That plate covered in wrap... I like that.
ZachPutland
I prefer paper plates
InboxMeYourJoldenRetrievers
Imagine having a cup of tea in wrap in the cup.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Nice.
GoogleFucker
Mmmmm, melted plastic
TheDogfart
paper plates work better
Foxxycosplays
Good luck eating something you have to cut.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Perhaps... perhizzle... it's not intended for items you have to cut; much like spoons.
lindyconnor
I don't get it? Does it mean they didn't wash the dish underneath?
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Yes. Just remove the wrap, throw away, put back clean plate without having to run any water or appliance.
lindyconnor
I guess I would never. These people should have a 'go fund me' page, I would go to Ikea and buy them what they need to live like humans.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
"Living like humans" can vary drastically from human to human.
lindyconnor
then i'll qualify, like me, dirtying dishes and using proper utensils.
costalotmore
whats the purpose of this explain it for a friend?
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
The plate doesn't get dirty, which means you don't have to wash it. Just throw away the wrap.
captainhowel
Oh, the wrap is UNDER the food! I stared at the photo for like 10 minutes not getting what the "trick" was. Thanks mang.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Anytime, fam!
TheMaXX37
Yea! Fuck nature, cuz I'm a lazy piece of shit who can't wash a single dish. (not against you, and don't give a fuck how many -1's I get)
SpecimenSpiff
Alrighty then.
ironfang69
using water and soap is bad for the environment too.
TheMaXX37
Science has proven plastic products like that wrap -are- bad, where is your proof that "water and soap" are bad? Burden of proof is on you.
gunnexx
lolsoap
Runningwyeld
well, what if you poke a hole in the wrap. you're left with the same problem
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Don't poke a hole in the wrap.
Intelligentidiot
Yes
whydoeseveryonehaveacoolusernameexeptme
That's what she said.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Ba-fucking-dum-tiss!
thrael
I don't understand the point of the first one
MartinQBlank
They rigged up a set of speakers, looks like. Not sure if that would work tho.
Echo18
It's better than nothing. Phone speakers generally suck ass.
scabab
those are not speakers. those are milk jugs.
HighFive1
It does, but would have done the same if they just set it in a bowl
governmentgavemeagun
The sound is supposed to travel through the cardboard tube and out of the jugs, to be louder. Probably sounds gobshite though.
iamagrocerybag
A gobshite is someone who talks a lot of loud shit...
iamagrocerybag
It literally means mouth shit. A sound can't be a mouth shit.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Audio enhancement.
thrael
oh.. could do that with just half of that cardboard tube..
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
I believe the jugs allow for a stereo effect.
thrael
I have no idea what that phone is, but it's not a stereo effect when it's just one speaker going to both channels (jugs)
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
Well... wait... why not? What does stereo have to entail?
brickforpresident
16 is a good way to put grease stains on everything you need to iron
t113
and make your hair smell like piiza
Fluxer22
Hot
t113
i guess it wouldn't be all bad
gengumby
* #16
IAmNicolasCage
hero
GlenL
That's a problem for the next person who stays in that room
seige
I fucking miss college
ElatedSacrifice
Ok the last one looks like it would take more effort, and more tools than it would cost to buy a cheap ass pizza cutter
sorryicameinyourhairhoney
Ass pizza, you say?
Imacarrotforyou
For real.
ihatebeingcreative
Or to fold up the pizza and eat it like a taco!
ElatedSacrifice
you're a genius and I love the way you think
datumerrata
but the pizza cutter is at the store. The ruler and riveter are right here.
ElatedSacrifice
I have owned two different pizza cutters and never one riveter or a steel ruler
datumerrata
I have like 5 steel rulers and 2 riveters. I don't have a pizza cutter. We live different lifestyles.
ElatedSacrifice
indeed
SparklingCockWaffle
Riveter? I thought it was the top to a metal can :-x
natebauer
It is the top of a can. The rivet is what's holding that on the ruler.
SparklingCockWaffle
Oooh didn't look that closely. Just assumed a screw. Thanks for clarifying
CaptainJackJack
Also, cutting on what looks to be a Teflon coated pan. Ruined.
25schmeckles
One time I picked up a pizza from a local mom and pop pizzeria and they left one in there
eromitlab
Seriously. I have three pizza cutters, combined they cost about $5.
t113
sometimes you have time and effort and $1.86 to your name
ticktockbent
The dollar store near me sells pizza cutters
t113
maybe you want the dollar store peanut butter instead of the dollar store pizza cutters
ticktockbent
that's why you budget and cooperate with roommates. One of you buys the cutter, one of you gets the peanut butter, then you share
t113
i guess what i'm getting at is that buying a pizza cutter may not be a priority when you're hungry and broke.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
sometimes, even if it works, it is stupid...
R7D5
Or use scissors?
daementia
Seriously.
twisyangel
I just use a knife like a fool.
Katalliaan
I do the same - take a fairly large knife and just work my way across the pizza. Works better than the pizza cutters we have, I find.
DeathByTeacup
I've seen my mother use kitchen scissors more than once.
four2
Your mother is a wise woman. Scissors are often not used as much as they could be in the kitchen.
turbodog
Please return your porch furniture to the fully upright and locked position.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
I really want a porch couch but I've heard too many stories of animals living in them, especially wasps.
shimmernshine
I've always wondered, what do airlines do with the business class/1st class 'pod' seating when they retire an aircraft? I want some.
IsDisassembled
I couldn't tell if airplane or movie theater.
exe122
Never seen that much leg room. Is that what first class is like?
brinz
I totally want this
gooberhead
i want more +1's to give this. comment o the day sir/maam
docweird
*back to the aircraft graveyard.
CuntyBastard
#13 I always see this posted with posts like these, do not do this. Depending on the rust-proof coating you are likely to poison yourself.
ORWELL6
CuntyBastard to the rescue
MrFancyPanzer
Was just about to say the same thing, metal fume fever is not very nice.
Rodvitner
Yeah, unless you can prep it a few times before. Dont. ..
DropBarracuda
Upvoting for awareness
brobinson2001
Usually it's galvanized. Fumes are bad enough, but that'd be enough zinc & manganese to seriously risk kidney & liver failure.
docwilco
Dun dun dun! Push the button.
revcleo
my finger is on the button
docwilco
Duh dun, push the button.
FiatLuxIam
GAL-VAN-IZE !!
dbaked
They're talking about the shopping cart for the people who hate counting
skellious
I think you'll find that's a trolley my good man. Specifically a UK Tesco trolley.
BenderBenderBender
The hero we need.
theoriginaljfizz
My man!
molestmymonkey
... and for anyone NOT on mobile, just hover or click the link
youknowselluf
That still doesn't work for me even though im on my laptop..
artemizer
Steak a la death
brknsoul
No one can do an anti-freeze marinade like you can, Murdock, but I had a little Bells palsy last time... / That's only partial paralysis!
plsnoolives
In my neighborhood there's a ton of street vendors that use wire shelving as grills for shish kabob, ppl give that meat to their kids.
four2
I'm not in favor of using wire shelving as grills, but after the coating gets burned away they are safe enough.
MathiasTolerain
Obvious question: why would one have a tennis racket and not a pasta strainer?
SpecimenSpiff
Because they didn't have a pasta strainer, but did have a tennis racket?
MathiasTolerain
Suppose I shoulda seen this one coming :-p.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
+1
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
College athlete.
phillippecousteau
Roger Federer leaves the house. Two bags sit near the door. He forgets one. Luckily, the one he brings has tennis racket. Pasta strainer no.
HodorFirstOfHisName
College
kukbert
Because one has bought a tennis racket but not a strainer.
Echo18
Because you can strain pasta with a tennis racket, but you can't play tennis with a pasta strainer.
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
Not with that attitude.
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
That's what my coach said, but what does he know. One of these days I'll be a champion, just you wait and see.
Bdubb1337
Shit. I thought he had your stumped. Well said.
CirB
Well, after this use they probably didn't have a usable tennis racket either. I'm pretty sure that would've spoiled the strings.
exe122
Cause you should try my Puttanesca
MathiasTolerain
Only if it's better than a professional chef's.
RavennaMagnus
Reference game strong
Echo18
Listen here fucko