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skittixch
STAHP GIVING THESE FUCKS ATTENTION!!
popculturella
Ignore them. Pay them zero attention. It's what they want, dammit.
ViVeriVeniversumVivusVici
I was going to say that the knife is too big, but no, it is just right for them.
MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH
Anonymous needs to step in.
Fuckweasel
WardSharlow
This, in my opinion, is a hell of a compliment.
marquisdechocula
Agreed!
somethingsomethinggoatcheese
Its a TERRIBLE thing to picket a funeral of anyone especially someone we all loved. But they do this to Soldier's all the time. Y u no care?
NorthernWeirdo
Actually, they have been widely hated for a very long time by many people for years. That is why the word "Westboro" is instantly recognized
NihilTruth
I think people do care about the soldiers, it's just that with celebrities a lot of people feel they 'know' the person. It's more personal.
geriatricsanatore
Patriot guard cares
WarpPig
*hattip to the Patriot guard*
Dooood
People do care, and do their best to (peacefully) screen those assholes from funerals. This is just higher profile, they're gonna milk it.
KillerTofu615
There are entire groups of people dedicated to keeping WBC out of soldier's funerals.
toote
What are those bikers, who do that called?
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Patriot Guard Riders. I've met quite a few of them, they are some awesome, chill dudes and dudettes.
lily10110
Hell's Angels do it too, right? I could be mistaken.
photo1311
http://imgur.com/UI0lc9p
tethealla
Aren't these the same people that asked for privacy and respect when one of their own died recently? Gotta love hypocrites.
BagelKegels
Oooo thisll be good
lpooptoomuch
WBC is the #1 reason the purge should be a real thing.
nowherekido3
All points belong to you
ReptilianOverlord
Except in reality it would just result in bigots like them killing the people they hate.
wuziwu
dude it would be a world wide race to get to these assholes.
NeighborlyAdvice
Wish I lived close enough to counter-protest their stupidity.
We need a repeat of Mississippi where locals beat the crap out of these assholes, blocked in their cars and completely stopped them.
Yes please.
KylaDeigan
I think it would be better if we did it completely nonviolently... maybe with a slew of dick jokes?
thebarnet
I agree with this it's what RW would have wanted all the DICK KOKE's ever
Ordinarily I'd agree, but it was far too satisfying reading about the public beat-down complete with amnesiac witnesses and apathetic cops.
Abolyss
Would it be possible to gather enough people to create a human wall with a diameter of 1 mile? To prevent them from even getting close.
WhimsicalCalamari
Why not let the WBC in, but form an impenetrable human wall to surround them for a couple days?
runningirish
There won't be enough room at his funeral for the amount of people Robin impacted.
kikipiki
he is going to laugh his ass off in heaven if this happens
goonies4life
That's what I thought too. He'd be making jokes about it and at what a clusterfuck it is.
Einahpets
Can we just have one person show up and murder them all?? I need someone with nothing to do to do our country a solid and remove these fools
People would be volunteering for jury duty..
I meant nothing to LOSE. I'm talking to you terminal cancer victim. Go out like a hero!
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Legitimately Lol'd XD
Son, I'm here to talk to you about the Terminator initiative
boruto
You just described the plot of God Bless America. Very satisfying movie on Netflix streaming.
Zocram
On an unrelated note, mass shooting being planned near Robin Williams funeral.
theDemongod
"unrelated"
Shhhh sh shhhhh just let it happen.
Txdrifter
I'm thinking this will be the funeral that gets people to start shooting WBC members...
OddlyCantEven
I do not believe it will go well for them.
SubzeroAK
*crosses fingers*
Comet260
No, no. No guns. Tasers will be more effective.
ogdrujahad
Nah, they're out there doing this to troll for lawsuits. And they can still sue after a tasering.
And far more hilarious.
RaneEnigma
lets hope so.
CrzyDee
One can hope.
If only I had a Death Note... and killing is bad and all that stuff, even if they are horrible human beings, blah blah.
MechaHitler
I agree. I don't want to think of them as sub-human because that's what they do, but they put their beliefs before their own families.
CaptainAmerica24
let's just hope whoever does is a good shot. Kind of ashamed to say that is one shooting i've been secretly hoping for.
causality
I'm not even remotely ashamed to say I would break into song and dance if I saw video of someone gunning their hummer at 90mph into the WBC.
lagrickjames
And then the event becomes about the war with the wbc instead of Brian Williams. If we ignore them and focus on Brian they don't affect us
hahaha I'm sorry guys, I was tired when I typed this
phoenix33
I don't think people should be focusing on Brian at Robin Williams' funeral.
contemplativeobserver
Wat?
iLynux
Brian Williams.
BRIAN WILLIAMS?! BRIAN FUCKING WILLIAMS?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
FrenchyVonRichter
In my town they tried to come protest a soldiers funeral, so about 3/4 of the people in our town blockaded them from the funeral.
They were going to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral (guitarist from Slayer), but chickened out due to threats from angry metalheads.
cavinggirlfightsninjasbuildsrobots
They were going to host some sort of protest outside my high school. They didn't show after a majority of the town started campaigning (1/2)
for a counter protest. It was awesome
InboxMeYourOwls
Same in Az for the ceremony for the fire fighters last year. They're afraid of big numbers.
MegaDeuce
There's a group of bikers that attend soldier funerals to keep away protester assholes. Not sure if they're still active
Yep. They came to help us, too.
OlRockTheGoodAg
College Station?
Texas.
O'Fallon, il
Freki92
What town was this? because it sounds exactly like what happened in my town.
Ah, Harrisonville, MO here
huricaneparty
I call on the cosplay community to dress up as every single Robin Williams movie character ever and DEFEND THE FUNERAL!
RELEASE THE DOUBTFIRES!
PinkIceFox
This would make me so happy you don't even know.
Dibs on Alan from Jumanji!
sm0ky117
yes, just yes
Wellllllll
Best idea EVER!
Rodeodoc
A full battalion on Mrs. Doubtfires would just be awesome.
sorry.. "of" Mrs. Doubtfires
TarotTiger
My friend -LITERALLY- just said this. DO it! DOOO IIITTTTT! Also, the Cowboys' cheerleader costume must be represented.
thatwilldopig
But only by men!
THE BRONCOS!! Not the cowboys!!
theladyblackbelt
Best. Idea. Ever.
Someone alert Kevin smith of this plan.
carissapeace
I went to a WBC counter-protest last fall. Local fallen soldier's memorial service. Over 2000 people, most of whom didn't know him 1/?
ones grieve. It was one of the most beautiful things I've been a part of. There was so much positivity, so powerful. The only good thing 3/?
showed up and formed a gigantic circle around it. There were all sorts of people there, all to show their support and help the loved 2/?
about these WBC assholes is what their hatred brings out in people...love, compassion, humanity..as long as we fight back, it's all good.4/4
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Can somebody explain to me how it's Christian to picket a funeral...?
Ullur
Calling WBC Christian is like believing the 'M' in MTV still stands for music.
sarcastico
I'm against picketing...but I don't know how to express it. -Mitch H
NeilDeGrasseTysonChicken
DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!!
scrim4
Choke some bitches, anyone?
Maized
JUST IGNORE THEM! THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE DOING THIS IS TO GET ATTENTION! EVERY SECOND YOU SPEND TALKING ABOUT THEM IS A WIN FOR THEM!
CosmicPube
YES IGNORE THEM! THAT MAKES SHITTY PEOPLE GO AWAY!
TriptychAngel
If I was there and they showed up I'd pull a paintball gun and cause some weltes
paintball sniper, shoot from the tall grass
xmod14
Assault guy here, blast them with 266fps at 10 feet? Gimmie a box mag with 140 rounds. actually gimme 4, i'll hit em with full auto (15bps)
ScriptKitt3h
I'd get an airsoft minigun. Fires a few thousand rounds a minute of pure .2 gram pain...
PopCornPlayer81
Made the mistake of going and reading their site, they are some serious bat shit crazy. If they turn up... destroy them all.
They want people to assault them so they can take them to court. Don't take the bait. Also, going to their sites generates revenue for them.
InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
Robin did say when in doubt, make a dick joke. Let's all show up and throw dildo's at them.
scabab
what doubt?
cellothisisdog
CAN WE PLEASE???
imbaroque
They can't file a lawsuit if they're barraged by thousands and thousands of dildos thrown by thousands and thousands of people.
MarvelousWolverine
I love your style !
Mogmai
Can this be a thing? Throwing dildos at them? lol
rufio42
I'll take out all the savings I don't have to fly from Ireland to the US to participate in this!
Gonnaderpya
Unwashed used ones.
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
crowd dressed as Mrs Doubtfire & Peter Pan.
I like how you think!
NKato
No, I suggest getting balloon dicks, strap them to our bodies, and picket the picketers. This would be how Robin Williams would do it.
Synner1985
How can we make a dick joke when the WBC are already classed as jokes? :/
Ishdakitty
Just fill condoms with a bit of mayo and pepper them from a distance. They'll run.
aus4000
Then what are we going to do with the mayo-filled condoms? /s
TheRadChad
I'll man the condom cannon!
Squossifrage
You bring the pepper mayo, I'll bring the fries.
KimJongUgly
Made of cement, and that are on fire those fuckers need to burn and have a concussion.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Never thought I'd upvote a NinersFan
compoundblue
So down to go vs Westboro that I started planning logistically. But unfortunately, don't think dildos would be econ feasible at that scale..
professionalConfirmologist
Who knows a sponsor?!
Juddernaut268
Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough, they picket him and I'll be throwing giant battle axes at them.
rookie23
Get that dildo from Chinatown and launch it at them.
WaffleDestroyer
I'd support this
TrippingPocahontas
this made me laugh and cry at the same time
MalaysianFlightPlanner
I'd rather throw Molotov cocktails at them.
jolie07
I'm all in!
newalphabet
Please do this! If I win the lottery I'll fly from Engand and join you.
bangbangbangbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkk9dblnH4k
lemoninyoureye
Upvote ( that makes it count as two right?)
notme222
Right. And then they will sue you. Do people still not get how WBC works? It was founded by lawyers who make money by inciting revenge.
IdunnoIjustwantedtobeaneconomist
Now, blocking them from the funeral while dressed in big penis costumes, that would be legal and fun.
kevinallover
Who would they sue? We are the nameless masses.
metalcupcake
The police will already be on scene, both are prepared if you assault them they have the police take you. Violence is not a right,protest is
Alphax45
I'd like to think many cops won't see what happened if people attack Westbro...
VoltWrecker
I read that as "violence is not right, protest is" and I was about to get mad
Why are you reading my comments from a year ago?
vince131
i like this idea
jasonalighieri
I have to admit that I'm not sure how to pluralize dildo either, but an apostrophe is not the way.
hisgingerprincess
Best comment ever!!!!!
acunninglinguist
Used dildos.
agentmcgee
Box of cocks!
thisheretexasdude
Show up, use, toss
NOINITIATIVE
make ready the catapult!
lotusgold733
No, like actually let's get this shit done.
MrPredator
It stands to reason that if you were to take the specs for a T-Shirt launcher, modify it, lube it, you would have a dildo launcher.
msa011
Without washing them
CharlesFuckingBronson
Remember, they are just a financial scam. They live by lawsuits. They exist to encourage behavior they can sue for.
shortycaroline
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH I WOULDNT CARE IF I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID IT
siddartha999
oH oH oH - Bad Dragon dildos, perhaps... they are kinda pricey - so, NO they only deserve regulation [variegated] dildos...
I have mine
dontcallmewhite
Impressive.
I just read your username as RageEnema. Quite fitting.
milkzhakes
ha love the gif in the background. also hi ;)
hello :)
Blurples
What a fitting gif in the background
well when i saw that gif i thought omg i have that 1 and had to take photo :)
MakisDad
Is that a fucking pun?!
Its a gif of a girl deepthroating a dildo, and any pun was unintentional
SnowLeopard
...a pun about fucking? How deep can we go (HA!) ?
icookfoodandfightfire
looks like this...http://imgur.com/GDPlsnQ
They are around 18 inches not 12 inches
Choiced
Now I'm thinking of gummy dildos. Is that a thing? I need that to be a thing. I want one.
astropapi1
*cough* Hi...
*Hi* so how you doin
Uh, fine... u want sum fuk?
Sounds good but i feel you would be disappointed.
MrConcentrated
I NEED SOME SCIENCE ABOUT THIS~
what Science would you like?
IAAShRaPNeL
Well, that's interesting
Sti-sticking your.... butt in it...
judgefreak
I'd say prepare your inbox...but...yeah.
asianboy
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Personally, pics of it in use!
thebrownknightrises
... Looks like a gummy worm. Damn now I want a gummy worm.
http://www.vat19.com/category/Gummy-and-Fun-Food done and relevant to original comment in a sense.
Thank you. Now to get diabetes, one gummmy worm at a time
this is more than a mouth full
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
yeup
this one? http://imgur.com/GDPlsnQ
Shit thought that was a double ended dildo again. But yes, a giant gummy worm would be great
well its big enough to be used as a dildo while you're eating it, if you're so inclined
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Who was that dude who made a living making sex toys? We need ammunition, dildosmith!
BowlDestroyer
Lol. I just asked off for work the day of his funeral so I can show up with aneSMG...they said fuck that, use a bazooka
AUsernameNotTaken
I would be willing to buy several large BadDragon dildos solely for the purpose of throwing them at the WBC (that could cost me $1000-ish) .
someone that knows the BadDragon brand am impressed
Honestly, anyone who's been on the internet long enough knows about BD.
Googled them as not heard of them. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Welcome to Bad Dragon's world. Some of them things are three times the size of a can of coca cola.
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
There's probably a lot of furries on imgur
polio69
Joke on you, they already are a bunch of dicks !
TrailMixWithoutAlmonds
I'd ride into battle with the saints row 3 penetrator if it existed
fishflakes
but they're so expensive....
tehepix
WASNT THERE AN IMGURIAN THAT MADE DILDOS?! WE NEED HIM TO HELP!
Necropants
Worth it. I bet you could get someone to donate dildos or the cash if you started up a GoFundMe.
CirB
How about obtaining some second-hand ones? Perhaps someone in the porn business could help here?
hell if someone is going to donate dildos (none used 1's) then i want mine first i will use old 1's for throwing.
AsAnAlaskan
Perhaps we can get a group discount?
MundaneFacts
"yes, i would like to purchase all of the dildos. how much will that cost?"
I bet if we contacted a company some might be willing to just donate... as long as we took photos
MeganMeow
Freeze condoms full of milk?
speaking from experience?
Bertholomew
Pull a 'Death to Smoochy' and make penis shaped cookies. That way they can all eat a bag of dicks.
Daggaroth
Anything is a Dildo if you are brave enough.
then we will throw these! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gQ-proK1qUA/TuHPI2D4auI/AAAAAAAAAC8/l_E1OBvxd9w/s1600/AG_morningstar.jpg
Sereh
Hey, anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. So, we can throw bottles, rocks, dynamite...
I like the way you think! Putting old Abe's words to good use!
Dick shaped water balloons?
InfinitusEquitas
Aka condoms, and from experience I can tell you, they don't break as easily as regular water balloons.
Good, they'll hurt more.
tomyironmane
Use the balloon animal balloons filled with water. Twist them into dicks. YES!
FloodingWaters
even better. on one hand, they won't get wet, but on the other, tons of dicks laying around to get tripped over.
also, if you use the lubed ones they'll leave a residue where they hit. can't imagine old WB would like that too much.
TheBeerDoctor
Perfect, make them used and then it'll really leave some "residue"
jarlofwhiterun
If you freeze them they don't need to break at all! :D
Not that I care about you killing WBC with giant dick shaped icicles... actually never mind go for it.
grim5000
good, then we can throw them again and slap their faces with them.... on second thought, maybe not. thats getting a little close to rape.
You're right, they'd probably enjoy that too much.
alexicanz
JELLO DILDOS
http://www.vat19.com/category/Gummy-and-Fun-Food here
I mean close nuff
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Make a kickstarter for this
I doubt they would want to keep them... Right?
thatguy55
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
iamireland
This is how WBC makes their money and keeps running. Do a tiny bit of research.
MigueLemos
no it really doesnt. Am I the only one who has no strenght to think this things? I am sad a
knightadi
You must be fun at parties.
arent you tired of this kind of shit? Dude, fuck WBC... this is a serious... :(
Spice00002
It's not assault if you don't leave bruises!
I would like to be in that line up so what Dildo hit you *line of dildo's* it was the double ended red 1 :(
Sengir79
Or if they don't find the body......
and when they do the news will read "Members of Westburo Baptist Church Found Violently Dildoed to Death"
Steelport-style.
cardboardisdelicious
They just need to be ignored, altogether. This is giving them the publicity they seek..
MotherOfOP
No, no. I'm almost to the point that it's about time for a lynching.
weirdpuppy
or we could kick them
iSpeakRussianese
YES! Ignore the asshats. They do it for the publicity and only the publicity.
whodathunkit
Ignoring them is like ignoring Islamic extremists, you can't while the media still broadcasts them.
alvasalrey
even though i agree groups like these should be ignored , there are things you do not mess with, RW's funeral is one of em, they want 1/2
disruption?? disrupt their air intake with a good punch to the throat fuck these ppl
jpc1918
Ignoring them won't work they are set on the idea they will be rewarded once they die only to discover they'll rot in the ground life wasted
Atomsk
It will, I'm sure. Problem is they never get ignored as there will always be hipsters with clever anti-signs trying to show off.
thisappisajoke
Absolutely. If we just ignore them, they'll eventually get tired of being the disgusting trolls that they are.
You're talking about people who devote their lives to a fictional character thinking they will be rewarded once they die. ignoring won't wor
Yesnomaybeyes
This is giving everyone the Drive to murder them...
liquidbeef
Yup.
serenityfast
Actually it's not publicity at all they're looking for. They're looking for people to try and interfere so they can sue for big $$$.
fortheloveofchocolate
Making them as bad as the people who jump in front of stopped cars and say they were hit. How is this a religious community?
Exactly, getting mad and reacting to their hate with hate gives them validation and accomplishes their goal
whatwedoinlifeechoesineternity
If ppl know about it, they can organize a way to stop it. TAMU students blocked a picket. In AL ppl blocked a hotel parking lot trapping WBC
Kennson
If you ignore them they'll spread. Make fun of them then you show them what they really are: Clowns.
PraiseMelora
Yup, bad attention is still attention.
doxpara1337
They just try to get people mad so they are able to sue
Jeskabell
A group in the past simply came with large curtains that they held in front of the WBCers, cutting them off from view of the funeral.
I thought that was a good approach.
Tehadam
I think doing some lawn work nearby with some cow manure would be a sufficient action. Two or three cubic meters should do it.
Is that the plan?Or WBC
iwishicouldbuystockincatvideos
no we all need to agree killing them all together as a team is the right thing to do
explosiveincontinence
This.
Simusar
Ignored... or burned, either works for me.
Can we honestly say we are surprised they would picket him? I had a feeling it was coming, and honestly it's been a while since we >
gave them any attention.
englishhurler
They just need to be ignored. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ryV5QV4DpwU/hqdefault.jpg
tasteslikechaos
This is true, however I would go to jail for assault if I saw them doing this, not a doubt in my mind
SaintNewts
They'd have to pick us out of a crowd of thousands.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Exactly. They're picketing his funeral solely because it'll bring them attention.
Ray0Sunsine
It's at least partially true. I wasn't even thinking about them in relation to his death until I saw this.
cdhunt6282
That and they have really good lawyers and basically provoke people into assaulting them so they can sue them.
cousteau
Or murdered one by one till no one stands alive. If possible, in a way that looks like an accident.
Screw it, one blatant murder isn't going to raise suspicion. (make sure it's the last one)
Nah, I say the accident thing so that they don't get much media.
By the time it's down to the last one, everyone would have stopped caring.
Studoku
Or all at once. At a wedding.
or just on a Sunday, there was a bad bloody Sunday once so we need to make it right with a good bloody Sunday
teratrain
WBC needs the Bieber clause
xZora
You just violated it.
SO DID YOU
Where we pretend we're not going to talk about them, but then post about them every week.
hey, even if it only makes ONE person think twice about perpetuating their publicity it's still a success
eronth
No. Ignoring them just lets them no its cool to do this all they want. It needs to be made illegal. Picketing funerals? Really?
It doesn't tell them it's cool to continue, they have just as much right to do what they want to do, unfortunately, but we have the power.
but see, if you don't protest doing something wrong, why should they ever even remotely think they're doing something wrong?
They're only.. what 6 people? They have no power if we don't give it to them.
uh, no they're like 40 people. And ignoring people doesn't mean they can't get power. In fact, it's the best way to build power.
WolfBoy0612
they picket in hopes to be harassed then they sue people for money. how the hell else would a church pay to run around the country picketing
cowpiefatty
you cant sue if you are dead
I get that, I just don't understand what there is to picket at a funeral. Why is that even really allowed.
i don't think it should be allowed. it's highly disrespectful, idgaf what the person did, gay soldier, actor, etc. fuck the WBC. with cacti.
margaritaville
As a gay guy, I love the WBC, those people has done more to raise awareness for LGBT rights than most pro-LGBT organisations have.
ReYo
I've been saying this about the WBC for years, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this upside. :-)
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Secretly Good Guy WBC.
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HasAnyoneReallyBeenFarEvenAsDecided
Igotthatreference.jpg
I didn't. Could you help me out?
Glad am not alone
That's awesome! I hadn't thought of it that way.
Thistles
See, when I expressed the same sentiments after Fred Phelps died, I got downvoted to oblivion. I'm glad opinions have changed.
ToastyMozart
It's just a shame they threw all the non-asshole christians under the bus.
bochikiniki
That's why I think they're secretly all gay
Ultimaniac
Send em a thank you letter. No bigger insult.
dpidcoe
As a conspiracy theorist, I think that the WBC is actually a clever ploy developed by the radical gay agenda to promote their cause~~
BenSwol0
You're quite right; ordinary folks see such intolerance, so they question their own acceptance and tolerance of others.
KingoftheWest
Not sure if I should upvote or not...
aguyuno
I'm still pretty sure they're a hardcore troll group. We're gonna find out in like 40 years that Phelps was actually just brilliant
GapingHeadwound
You're probably right, but don't you think the sooner we can all move past that the better?
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
That is true. Still, fuck those guys, but at least there's a silver lining.
ButterfaceTaintClown
They're doing The Lord's work. He is working through them.
omgahhhhh
Huh, didn't think about it that way! Nice.
darthvetter13
Plot twist: that was their goal all along.
chainletter
When you make rednecks pick between their love of the troops and their hate of the gays, the troops always win.
supremacysun
Gay troop love?
Sometimes I think if all these assholes are actually just people who use reverse psychology so that people do their best for a cause.
PaperCl1p
I'm convinced that's the truth
sadejester
your optimism is admirable but this is straight up not true. do some reading on fred phelps
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
He used to be a social cause advocacy lawyer... and Current leader, Steve Drain, used to be sociologist who fought against hate groups...
OurDelusions
Tone it down positive polly.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
lul
I think this especially when I look at all the good work Fred Phelps did before WBC, and the whole pre-life of Steve Drain.
Kratoffel
What if the WBC is actually so mean because they wan't use to be nicer? And they are okay with everyone haiting them because the know
Not to sound all conspiracy nutty here, but 'm pretty sure only a few top members know that that is the case, like to the point that (1/?)
that they're helping to bring us together? .... Nah theyre just silly wankers.
(2/2) not even Shirley Phelps know, explaining why the ex hategroup fighter, Steve Drain, was poised to become new leader of church.
Pinoniemi
I've wondered that as well. You just really don't want to accept that such horrible people actually exist among us.
RottenState
Some people develop a strong "us vs them" mentality and actively seek the hate of others to reinforece it. It's not 'evil' it's sad.
Sometimes you need someone to take the position of villain to gain support or backing for a single cause, but they're just assholes.
nickg131
ExploBarrel
I would buy a plane ticket all the way from Big Ben island to the States just to punch a picketer.
maybe we can get a discount if there are enough people
iamRedn3ck
im sure we could get a fund going for your bail out if ya video it lol
If you do that, to them it's a success. They stirred up hatred, diverted attention to themselves, and can be victims in their followers eyes
They get assaulted all the time and it doesn't make any more of a stir, I don't know about punches, but people are always throwing stuff.
someguynamedted
Exactly who follows them? From what I know, even the KKK hates them.
I mean their members mostly. Most of them were raised into the group and told from a young age that they're persecuted by outsiders
wolfshades
I'll join you and fly in from Maple Syrup grove.
broccolismoke
Is there a fund to hire an assassin to, ya know, take care of the WBC? I'm only kidding...
Except that they picket to sue those that infringe on their rights to make peaceful demonstrations on public property. (they're lawyers)
Solkanarmy
(they're cunts) fixed
MarquisDeSadeVII
Yeah, I'd like to see them sue me. I'm a random Australian who won't give them my ID.
Eogos
Suppressed sniper rifles are an amazing thing you know. :)
Bb guns are harmless you know ;)
Eh, if you're far enough away, the suppressor doesn't really matter.
Kilvari
So then just a flash suppressor so they don't know where the shot came from.
ShakePlays
Dude. How about I'm coming with you. I'll bring my hockey stick, eh.
georgeontheweb
I'll be following with my cricket bat!
I'm gonna buy a taser and just zap zap zap and run away screaming/giggling like a little girl
Erilis
Anything to protect a comedian who wore drag
That film is the reason I don't think twice about cross dressers. "why is he in womens clothes?" "Probably to see his kids!"
lol, yeah!
HeyFreckleFace
You can crash at my place, we'll have pizza and beer and plan out our attack.
NoiceSmart
I'll throw 20 bucks your way just to give you the opportunity to.
canonlyturnright
Swing by the convict island, Ill join you.
Justitia
I'll contribute to that fund...
skumchiken
If I could afford it, I would gladly join you.
dynamaux
I'll save you the trip and punch two of them.
So long as you say "Punches from crumpet town" I'd be okay with it :P
TheLadyNym
Are you from London, out of curiosity?
Nah, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire.
Ah, thanks. My English friend wasn't amused by your "Big Ben Island," and wanted to know if you were a Londoner. =P
Hah, nah, I just know what everyone else knows about England/UK/GB. Everywhere is London and Big Ben is the highest point in the country ;P
PeterRafaelsen
And I'll join you in that flight from The Beer Peninsula. (Denmark)
mrsfishimus
I am considering buying one from Convict Island (Australia).
thadiuz
We can perhaps get a 2 for 1 deal...
theNilbogTroll
+1 for Big Ben island
Yeah, but don't. They live for litigation. Better to just counter-protest their stupidity.
TedDiezel
How's that been working out?
The counter-protesting? I was under the impression it was pretty successful in some instances, but I haven't really followed it too much.
emupop
Big Ben island. Yes.
Meredy
OI IT'S 7 BONG!
Pepperidge farm remembers.
Dan635
about 11 bong now mate
initialdave
Thanks mate, I can't hear it from Leicester, we're never quite sure.
But we have are little bonger In the city
Conradian
Leicestershire ftw my friend.
kspz
That's the point. They're lawyers - you punch one, you get sued, they get money. It's all a scheme, and you fall right into it.
MyNamesDaveLikeTheTvChannelWeBothRepeatTheSameOldShit
they can sue me for all they like, I don't have jack shit :) 1 ticket for me please
They can't sue me if they don't know who I am.
DudeSmellMyFinger
Brilliant idea, I'll be wearing a dead pool costume.
VirginLordKingOfTheHymen
I have a gas mask; Go pyro on them?
DrCreepyCannibal
dibs on Crow paint
crowey92
wgo sticks around long enough to get sued?
Quite a few people and businesses. Westboro is a business. Their business is exploiting the legal system through discrimination.
Thats why my return ticket for Bong land is for the same evening :P As if I'd stick around to be in trouble XD
They can't sue us if they are all dead :P
SuperDuperAsian
I like your thinking
skittixch
STAHP GIVING THESE FUCKS ATTENTION!!
popculturella
Ignore them. Pay them zero attention. It's what they want, dammit.
ViVeriVeniversumVivusVici
I was going to say that the knife is too big, but no, it is just right for them.
MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH
Anonymous needs to step in.
Fuckweasel
WardSharlow
This, in my opinion, is a hell of a compliment.
marquisdechocula
Agreed!
somethingsomethinggoatcheese
Its a TERRIBLE thing to picket a funeral of anyone especially someone we all loved. But they do this to Soldier's all the time. Y u no care?
NorthernWeirdo
Actually, they have been widely hated for a very long time by many people for years. That is why the word "Westboro" is instantly recognized
NihilTruth
I think people do care about the soldiers, it's just that with celebrities a lot of people feel they 'know' the person. It's more personal.
geriatricsanatore
Patriot guard cares
WarpPig
*hattip to the Patriot guard*
Dooood
People do care, and do their best to (peacefully) screen those assholes from funerals. This is just higher profile, they're gonna milk it.
KillerTofu615
There are entire groups of people dedicated to keeping WBC out of soldier's funerals.
toote
What are those bikers, who do that called?
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
Patriot Guard Riders. I've met quite a few of them, they are some awesome, chill dudes and dudettes.
lily10110
Hell's Angels do it too, right? I could be mistaken.
photo1311
http://imgur.com/UI0lc9p
tethealla
Aren't these the same people that asked for privacy and respect when one of their own died recently? Gotta love hypocrites.
BagelKegels
Oooo thisll be good
lpooptoomuch
WBC is the #1 reason the purge should be a real thing.
nowherekido3
All points belong to you
ReptilianOverlord
Except in reality it would just result in bigots like them killing the people they hate.
wuziwu
dude it would be a world wide race to get to these assholes.
NeighborlyAdvice
Wish I lived close enough to counter-protest their stupidity.
NorthernWeirdo
We need a repeat of Mississippi where locals beat the crap out of these assholes, blocked in their cars and completely stopped them.
KillerTofu615
Yes please.
KylaDeigan
I think it would be better if we did it completely nonviolently... maybe with a slew of dick jokes?
thebarnet
I agree with this it's what RW would have wanted all the DICK KOKE's ever
NorthernWeirdo
Ordinarily I'd agree, but it was far too satisfying reading about the public beat-down complete with amnesiac witnesses and apathetic cops.
Abolyss
Would it be possible to gather enough people to create a human wall with a diameter of 1 mile? To prevent them from even getting close.
WhimsicalCalamari
Why not let the WBC in, but form an impenetrable human wall to surround them for a couple days?
runningirish
There won't be enough room at his funeral for the amount of people Robin impacted.
kikipiki
he is going to laugh his ass off in heaven if this happens
goonies4life
That's what I thought too. He'd be making jokes about it and at what a clusterfuck it is.
Einahpets
Can we just have one person show up and murder them all?? I need someone with nothing to do to do our country a solid and remove these fools
wuziwu
People would be volunteering for jury duty..
Einahpets
I meant nothing to LOSE. I'm talking to you terminal cancer victim. Go out like a hero!
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Legitimately Lol'd XD
WarpPig
Son, I'm here to talk to you about the Terminator initiative
boruto
You just described the plot of God Bless America. Very satisfying movie on Netflix streaming.
Zocram
On an unrelated note, mass shooting being planned near Robin Williams funeral.
theDemongod
"unrelated"
Zocram
Shhhh sh shhhhh just let it happen.
Txdrifter
I'm thinking this will be the funeral that gets people to start shooting WBC members...
OddlyCantEven
I do not believe it will go well for them.
SubzeroAK
*crosses fingers*
Comet260
No, no. No guns. Tasers will be more effective.
ogdrujahad
Nah, they're out there doing this to troll for lawsuits. And they can still sue after a tasering.
boruto
And far more hilarious.
RaneEnigma
lets hope so.
CrzyDee
One can hope.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
If only I had a Death Note... and killing is bad and all that stuff, even if they are horrible human beings, blah blah.
MechaHitler
I agree. I don't want to think of them as sub-human because that's what they do, but they put their beliefs before their own families.
CaptainAmerica24
let's just hope whoever does is a good shot. Kind of ashamed to say that is one shooting i've been secretly hoping for.
causality
I'm not even remotely ashamed to say I would break into song and dance if I saw video of someone gunning their hummer at 90mph into the WBC.
lagrickjames
And then the event becomes about the war with the wbc instead of Brian Williams. If we ignore them and focus on Brian they don't affect us
lagrickjames
hahaha I'm sorry guys, I was tired when I typed this
phoenix33
I don't think people should be focusing on Brian at Robin Williams' funeral.
contemplativeobserver
Wat?
iLynux
Brian Williams.
CaptainAmerica24
BRIAN WILLIAMS?! BRIAN FUCKING WILLIAMS?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
FrenchyVonRichter
In my town they tried to come protest a soldiers funeral, so about 3/4 of the people in our town blockaded them from the funeral.
ReptilianOverlord
They were going to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral (guitarist from Slayer), but chickened out due to threats from angry metalheads.
cavinggirlfightsninjasbuildsrobots
They were going to host some sort of protest outside my high school. They didn't show after a majority of the town started campaigning (1/2)
cavinggirlfightsninjasbuildsrobots
for a counter protest. It was awesome
InboxMeYourOwls
Same in Az for the ceremony for the fire fighters last year. They're afraid of big numbers.
MegaDeuce
There's a group of bikers that attend soldier funerals to keep away protester assholes. Not sure if they're still active
FrenchyVonRichter
Yep. They came to help us, too.
OlRockTheGoodAg
College Station?
Comet260
Texas.
FrenchyVonRichter
O'Fallon, il
Freki92
What town was this? because it sounds exactly like what happened in my town.
FrenchyVonRichter
O'Fallon, il
Freki92
Ah, Harrisonville, MO here
huricaneparty
I call on the cosplay community to dress up as every single Robin Williams movie character ever and DEFEND THE FUNERAL!
huricaneparty
RELEASE THE DOUBTFIRES!
PinkIceFox
This would make me so happy you don't even know.
boruto
Dibs on Alan from Jumanji!
sm0ky117
yes, just yes
Wellllllll
Best idea EVER!
Rodeodoc
A full battalion on Mrs. Doubtfires would just be awesome.
Rodeodoc
sorry.. "of" Mrs. Doubtfires
TarotTiger
My friend -LITERALLY- just said this. DO it! DOOO IIITTTTT! Also, the Cowboys' cheerleader costume must be represented.
thatwilldopig
But only by men!
thatwilldopig
THE BRONCOS!! Not the cowboys!!
theladyblackbelt
Best. Idea. Ever.
huricaneparty
Someone alert Kevin smith of this plan.
carissapeace
I went to a WBC counter-protest last fall. Local fallen soldier's memorial service. Over 2000 people, most of whom didn't know him 1/?
carissapeace
ones grieve. It was one of the most beautiful things I've been a part of. There was so much positivity, so powerful. The only good thing 3/?
carissapeace
showed up and formed a gigantic circle around it. There were all sorts of people there, all to show their support and help the loved 2/?
carissapeace
about these WBC assholes is what their hatred brings out in people...love, compassion, humanity..as long as we fight back, it's all good.4/4
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Can somebody explain to me how it's Christian to picket a funeral...?
Ullur
Calling WBC Christian is like believing the 'M' in MTV still stands for music.
sarcastico
I'm against picketing...but I don't know how to express it. -Mitch H
NeilDeGrasseTysonChicken
DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!!
scrim4
Choke some bitches, anyone?
Maized
JUST IGNORE THEM! THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE DOING THIS IS TO GET ATTENTION! EVERY SECOND YOU SPEND TALKING ABOUT THEM IS A WIN FOR THEM!
CosmicPube
YES IGNORE THEM! THAT MAKES SHITTY PEOPLE GO AWAY!
TriptychAngel
If I was there and they showed up I'd pull a paintball gun and cause some weltes
sm0ky117
paintball sniper, shoot from the tall grass
xmod14
Assault guy here, blast them with 266fps at 10 feet? Gimmie a box mag with 140 rounds. actually gimme 4, i'll hit em with full auto (15bps)
ScriptKitt3h
I'd get an airsoft minigun. Fires a few thousand rounds a minute of pure .2 gram pain...
PopCornPlayer81
Made the mistake of going and reading their site, they are some serious bat shit crazy. If they turn up... destroy them all.
Dooood
They want people to assault them so they can take them to court. Don't take the bait. Also, going to their sites generates revenue for them.
InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
Robin did say when in doubt, make a dick joke. Let's all show up and throw dildo's at them.
scabab
what doubt?
cellothisisdog
CAN WE PLEASE???
imbaroque
They can't file a lawsuit if they're barraged by thousands and thousands of dildos thrown by thousands and thousands of people.
MarvelousWolverine
I love your style !
Mogmai
Can this be a thing? Throwing dildos at them? lol
rufio42
I'll take out all the savings I don't have to fly from Ireland to the US to participate in this!
Gonnaderpya
Unwashed used ones.
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
crowd dressed as Mrs Doubtfire & Peter Pan.
OddlyCantEven
I like how you think!
NKato
No, I suggest getting balloon dicks, strap them to our bodies, and picket the picketers. This would be how Robin Williams would do it.
Synner1985
How can we make a dick joke when the WBC are already classed as jokes? :/
Ishdakitty
Just fill condoms with a bit of mayo and pepper them from a distance. They'll run.
aus4000
Then what are we going to do with the mayo-filled condoms? /s
TheRadChad
I'll man the condom cannon!
Squossifrage
You bring the pepper mayo, I'll bring the fries.
KimJongUgly
Made of cement, and that are on fire those fuckers need to burn and have a concussion.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Never thought I'd upvote a NinersFan
compoundblue
So down to go vs Westboro that I started planning logistically. But unfortunately, don't think dildos would be econ feasible at that scale..
professionalConfirmologist
Who knows a sponsor?!
Juddernaut268
Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough, they picket him and I'll be throwing giant battle axes at them.
rookie23
Get that dildo from Chinatown and launch it at them.
WaffleDestroyer
I'd support this
TrippingPocahontas
this made me laugh and cry at the same time
MalaysianFlightPlanner
I'd rather throw Molotov cocktails at them.
jolie07
I'm all in!
newalphabet
Please do this! If I win the lottery I'll fly from Engand and join you.
bangbangbangbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkk9dblnH4k
lemoninyoureye
Upvote ( that makes it count as two right?)
notme222
Right. And then they will sue you. Do people still not get how WBC works? It was founded by lawyers who make money by inciting revenge.
IdunnoIjustwantedtobeaneconomist
Now, blocking them from the funeral while dressed in big penis costumes, that would be legal and fun.
kevinallover
Who would they sue? We are the nameless masses.
metalcupcake
The police will already be on scene, both are prepared if you assault them they have the police take you. Violence is not a right,protest is
Alphax45
I'd like to think many cops won't see what happened if people attack Westbro...
VoltWrecker
I read that as "violence is not right, protest is" and I was about to get mad
metalcupcake
Why are you reading my comments from a year ago?
vince131
i like this idea
jasonalighieri
I have to admit that I'm not sure how to pluralize dildo either, but an apostrophe is not the way.
hisgingerprincess
Best comment ever!!!!!
acunninglinguist
Used dildos.
agentmcgee
Box of cocks!
thisheretexasdude
Show up, use, toss
NOINITIATIVE
make ready the catapult!
lotusgold733
No, like actually let's get this shit done.
MrPredator
It stands to reason that if you were to take the specs for a T-Shirt launcher, modify it, lube it, you would have a dildo launcher.
msa011
Without washing them
CharlesFuckingBronson
Remember, they are just a financial scam. They live by lawsuits. They exist to encourage behavior they can sue for.
shortycaroline
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH I WOULDNT CARE IF I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID IT
siddartha999
oH oH oH - Bad Dragon dildos, perhaps... they are kinda pricey - so, NO they only deserve regulation [variegated] dildos...
RaneEnigma
I have mine
dontcallmewhite
Impressive.
kevinallover
I just read your username as RageEnema. Quite fitting.
milkzhakes
ha love the gif in the background. also hi ;)
RaneEnigma
hello :)
Blurples
What a fitting gif in the background
RaneEnigma
well when i saw that gif i thought omg i have that 1 and had to take photo :)
MakisDad
Is that a fucking pun?!
Blurples
Its a gif of a girl deepthroating a dildo, and any pun was unintentional
SnowLeopard
...a pun about fucking? How deep can we go (HA!) ?
icookfoodandfightfire
looks like this...http://imgur.com/GDPlsnQ
RaneEnigma
They are around 18 inches not 12 inches
WaffleDestroyer
Choiced
Now I'm thinking of gummy dildos. Is that a thing? I need that to be a thing. I want one.
astropapi1
*cough* Hi...
RaneEnigma
*Hi* so how you doin
astropapi1
Uh, fine... u want sum fuk?
RaneEnigma
Sounds good but i feel you would be disappointed.
MrConcentrated
I NEED SOME SCIENCE ABOUT THIS~
RaneEnigma
what Science would you like?
IAAShRaPNeL
Well, that's interesting
MrConcentrated
Sti-sticking your.... butt in it...
judgefreak
I'd say prepare your inbox...but...yeah.
asianboy
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Personally, pics of it in use!
thebrownknightrises
... Looks like a gummy worm. Damn now I want a gummy worm.
sm0ky117
http://www.vat19.com/category/Gummy-and-Fun-Food done and relevant to original comment in a sense.
thebrownknightrises
Thank you. Now to get diabetes, one gummmy worm at a time
RaneEnigma
this is more than a mouth full
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
icookfoodandfightfire
this one? http://imgur.com/GDPlsnQ
thebrownknightrises
Shit thought that was a double ended dildo again. But yes, a giant gummy worm would be great
icookfoodandfightfire
well its big enough to be used as a dildo while you're eating it, if you're so inclined
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Who was that dude who made a living making sex toys? We need ammunition, dildosmith!
BowlDestroyer
Lol. I just asked off for work the day of his funeral so I can show up with aneSMG...they said fuck that, use a bazooka
AUsernameNotTaken
I would be willing to buy several large BadDragon dildos solely for the purpose of throwing them at the WBC (that could cost me $1000-ish) .
RaneEnigma
someone that knows the BadDragon brand am impressed
AUsernameNotTaken
Honestly, anyone who's been on the internet long enough knows about BD.
agentmcgee
Googled them as not heard of them. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
NKato
Welcome to Bad Dragon's world. Some of them things are three times the size of a can of coca cola.
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
There's probably a lot of furries on imgur
polio69
Joke on you, they already are a bunch of dicks !
TrailMixWithoutAlmonds
I'd ride into battle with the saints row 3 penetrator if it existed
fishflakes
but they're so expensive....
tehepix
WASNT THERE AN IMGURIAN THAT MADE DILDOS?! WE NEED HIM TO HELP!
Necropants
Worth it. I bet you could get someone to donate dildos or the cash if you started up a GoFundMe.
CirB
How about obtaining some second-hand ones? Perhaps someone in the porn business could help here?
RaneEnigma
hell if someone is going to donate dildos (none used 1's) then i want mine first i will use old 1's for throwing.
AsAnAlaskan
Perhaps we can get a group discount?
MundaneFacts
"yes, i would like to purchase all of the dildos. how much will that cost?"
AsAnAlaskan
I bet if we contacted a company some might be willing to just donate... as long as we took photos
MeganMeow
Freeze condoms full of milk?
vince131
speaking from experience?
Bertholomew
Pull a 'Death to Smoochy' and make penis shaped cookies. That way they can all eat a bag of dicks.
Daggaroth
Anything is a Dildo if you are brave enough.
MundaneFacts
then we will throw these! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gQ-proK1qUA/TuHPI2D4auI/AAAAAAAAAC8/l_E1OBvxd9w/s1600/AG_morningstar.jpg
Sereh
Hey, anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. So, we can throw bottles, rocks, dynamite...
TrailMixWithoutAlmonds
I like the way you think! Putting old Abe's words to good use!
KillerTofu615
Dick shaped water balloons?
InfinitusEquitas
Aka condoms, and from experience I can tell you, they don't break as easily as regular water balloons.
KillerTofu615
Good, they'll hurt more.
tomyironmane
Use the balloon animal balloons filled with water. Twist them into dicks. YES!
FloodingWaters
even better. on one hand, they won't get wet, but on the other, tons of dicks laying around to get tripped over.
FloodingWaters
also, if you use the lubed ones they'll leave a residue where they hit. can't imagine old WB would like that too much.
TheBeerDoctor
Perfect, make them used and then it'll really leave some "residue"
jarlofwhiterun
If you freeze them they don't need to break at all! :D
InfinitusEquitas
Not that I care about you killing WBC with giant dick shaped icicles... actually never mind go for it.
grim5000
good, then we can throw them again and slap their faces with them.... on second thought, maybe not. thats getting a little close to rape.
InfinitusEquitas
You're right, they'd probably enjoy that too much.
alexicanz
JELLO DILDOS
sm0ky117
http://www.vat19.com/category/Gummy-and-Fun-Food here
sm0ky117
I mean close nuff
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Make a kickstarter for this
msa011
I doubt they would want to keep them... Right?
thatguy55
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
iamireland
This is how WBC makes their money and keeps running. Do a tiny bit of research.
MigueLemos
no it really doesnt. Am I the only one who has no strenght to think this things? I am sad a
knightadi
You must be fun at parties.
MigueLemos
arent you tired of this kind of shit? Dude, fuck WBC... this is a serious... :(
Spice00002
It's not assault if you don't leave bruises!
RaneEnigma
I would like to be in that line up so what Dildo hit you *line of dildo's* it was the double ended red 1 :(
Sengir79
Or if they don't find the body......
Spice00002
and when they do the news will read "Members of Westburo Baptist Church Found Violently Dildoed to Death"
Ullur
Steelport-style.
cardboardisdelicious
They just need to be ignored, altogether. This is giving them the publicity they seek..
MotherOfOP
No, no. I'm almost to the point that it's about time for a lynching.
weirdpuppy
or we could kick them
iSpeakRussianese
YES! Ignore the asshats. They do it for the publicity and only the publicity.
whodathunkit
Ignoring them is like ignoring Islamic extremists, you can't while the media still broadcasts them.
alvasalrey
even though i agree groups like these should be ignored , there are things you do not mess with, RW's funeral is one of em, they want 1/2
alvasalrey
disruption?? disrupt their air intake with a good punch to the throat fuck these ppl
jpc1918
Ignoring them won't work they are set on the idea they will be rewarded once they die only to discover they'll rot in the ground life wasted
Atomsk
It will, I'm sure. Problem is they never get ignored as there will always be hipsters with clever anti-signs trying to show off.
thisappisajoke
Absolutely. If we just ignore them, they'll eventually get tired of being the disgusting trolls that they are.
jpc1918
You're talking about people who devote their lives to a fictional character thinking they will be rewarded once they die. ignoring won't wor
Yesnomaybeyes
This is giving everyone the Drive to murder them...
liquidbeef
Yup.
serenityfast
Actually it's not publicity at all they're looking for. They're looking for people to try and interfere so they can sue for big $$$.
fortheloveofchocolate
Making them as bad as the people who jump in front of stopped cars and say they were hit. How is this a religious community?
lagrickjames
Exactly, getting mad and reacting to their hate with hate gives them validation and accomplishes their goal
whatwedoinlifeechoesineternity
If ppl know about it, they can organize a way to stop it. TAMU students blocked a picket. In AL ppl blocked a hotel parking lot trapping WBC
Kennson
If you ignore them they'll spread. Make fun of them then you show them what they really are: Clowns.
PraiseMelora
Yup, bad attention is still attention.
doxpara1337
They just try to get people mad so they are able to sue
Jeskabell
A group in the past simply came with large curtains that they held in front of the WBCers, cutting them off from view of the funeral.
Jeskabell
I thought that was a good approach.
Tehadam
I think doing some lawn work nearby with some cow manure would be a sufficient action. Two or three cubic meters should do it.
thebarnet
Is that the plan?Or WBC
iwishicouldbuystockincatvideos
no we all need to agree killing them all together as a team is the right thing to do
explosiveincontinence
This.
Simusar
Ignored... or burned, either works for me.
InboxMeYourOwls
Can we honestly say we are surprised they would picket him? I had a feeling it was coming, and honestly it's been a while since we >
InboxMeYourOwls
gave them any attention.
englishhurler
They just need to be ignored. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ryV5QV4DpwU/hqdefault.jpg
tasteslikechaos
This is true, however I would go to jail for assault if I saw them doing this, not a doubt in my mind
SaintNewts
They'd have to pick us out of a crowd of thousands.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Exactly. They're picketing his funeral solely because it'll bring them attention.
Ray0Sunsine
It's at least partially true. I wasn't even thinking about them in relation to his death until I saw this.
cdhunt6282
That and they have really good lawyers and basically provoke people into assaulting them so they can sue them.
cousteau
Or murdered one by one till no one stands alive. If possible, in a way that looks like an accident.
KillerTofu615
Screw it, one blatant murder isn't going to raise suspicion. (make sure it's the last one)
cousteau
Nah, I say the accident thing so that they don't get much media.
KillerTofu615
By the time it's down to the last one, everyone would have stopped caring.
Studoku
Or all at once. At a wedding.
sm0ky117
or just on a Sunday, there was a bad bloody Sunday once so we need to make it right with a good bloody Sunday
teratrain
WBC needs the Bieber clause
xZora
You just violated it.
teratrain
SO DID YOU
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Where we pretend we're not going to talk about them, but then post about them every week.
teratrain
hey, even if it only makes ONE person think twice about perpetuating their publicity it's still a success
eronth
No. Ignoring them just lets them no its cool to do this all they want. It needs to be made illegal. Picketing funerals? Really?
thisappisajoke
It doesn't tell them it's cool to continue, they have just as much right to do what they want to do, unfortunately, but we have the power.
eronth
but see, if you don't protest doing something wrong, why should they ever even remotely think they're doing something wrong?
thisappisajoke
They're only.. what 6 people? They have no power if we don't give it to them.
eronth
uh, no they're like 40 people. And ignoring people doesn't mean they can't get power. In fact, it's the best way to build power.
WolfBoy0612
they picket in hopes to be harassed then they sue people for money. how the hell else would a church pay to run around the country picketing
cowpiefatty
you cant sue if you are dead
eronth
I get that, I just don't understand what there is to picket at a funeral. Why is that even really allowed.
WolfBoy0612
i don't think it should be allowed. it's highly disrespectful, idgaf what the person did, gay soldier, actor, etc. fuck the WBC. with cacti.
margaritaville
As a gay guy, I love the WBC, those people has done more to raise awareness for LGBT rights than most pro-LGBT organisations have.
ReYo
I've been saying this about the WBC for years, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this upside. :-)
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Secretly Good Guy WBC.
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RaneEnigma
HasAnyoneReallyBeenFarEvenAsDecided
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thebrownknightrises
I didn't. Could you help me out?
RaneEnigma
Glad am not alone
liquidbeef
That's awesome! I hadn't thought of it that way.
Thistles
See, when I expressed the same sentiments after Fred Phelps died, I got downvoted to oblivion. I'm glad opinions have changed.
ToastyMozart
It's just a shame they threw all the non-asshole christians under the bus.
bochikiniki
That's why I think they're secretly all gay
Ultimaniac
Send em a thank you letter. No bigger insult.
dpidcoe
As a conspiracy theorist, I think that the WBC is actually a clever ploy developed by the radical gay agenda to promote their cause~~
BenSwol0
You're quite right; ordinary folks see such intolerance, so they question their own acceptance and tolerance of others.
KingoftheWest
Not sure if I should upvote or not...
aguyuno
I'm still pretty sure they're a hardcore troll group. We're gonna find out in like 40 years that Phelps was actually just brilliant
GapingHeadwound
You're probably right, but don't you think the sooner we can all move past that the better?
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
That is true. Still, fuck those guys, but at least there's a silver lining.
ButterfaceTaintClown
They're doing The Lord's work. He is working through them.
omgahhhhh
Huh, didn't think about it that way! Nice.
darthvetter13
Plot twist: that was their goal all along.
chainletter
When you make rednecks pick between their love of the troops and their hate of the gays, the troops always win.
supremacysun
Gay troop love?
cousteau
Sometimes I think if all these assholes are actually just people who use reverse psychology so that people do their best for a cause.
PaperCl1p
I'm convinced that's the truth
sadejester
your optimism is admirable but this is straight up not true. do some reading on fred phelps
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
He used to be a social cause advocacy lawyer... and Current leader, Steve Drain, used to be sociologist who fought against hate groups...
OurDelusions
Tone it down positive polly.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
lul
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
I think this especially when I look at all the good work Fred Phelps did before WBC, and the whole pre-life of Steve Drain.
Kratoffel
What if the WBC is actually so mean because they wan't use to be nicer? And they are okay with everyone haiting them because the know
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
Not to sound all conspiracy nutty here, but 'm pretty sure only a few top members know that that is the case, like to the point that (1/?)
Kratoffel
that they're helping to bring us together? .... Nah theyre just silly wankers.
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
(2/2) not even Shirley Phelps know, explaining why the ex hategroup fighter, Steve Drain, was poised to become new leader of church.
Pinoniemi
I've wondered that as well. You just really don't want to accept that such horrible people actually exist among us.
RottenState
Some people develop a strong "us vs them" mentality and actively seek the hate of others to reinforece it. It's not 'evil' it's sad.
KillerTofu615
Sometimes you need someone to take the position of villain to gain support or backing for a single cause, but they're just assholes.
nickg131
ExploBarrel
I would buy a plane ticket all the way from Big Ben island to the States just to punch a picketer.
RaneEnigma
maybe we can get a discount if there are enough people
iamRedn3ck
im sure we could get a fund going for your bail out if ya video it lol
lagrickjames
If you do that, to them it's a success. They stirred up hatred, diverted attention to themselves, and can be victims in their followers eyes
ExploBarrel
They get assaulted all the time and it doesn't make any more of a stir, I don't know about punches, but people are always throwing stuff.
someguynamedted
Exactly who follows them? From what I know, even the KKK hates them.
lagrickjames
I mean their members mostly. Most of them were raised into the group and told from a young age that they're persecuted by outsiders
wolfshades
I'll join you and fly in from Maple Syrup grove.
broccolismoke
Is there a fund to hire an assassin to, ya know, take care of the WBC? I'm only kidding...
KillerTofu615
Except that they picket to sue those that infringe on their rights to make peaceful demonstrations on public property. (they're lawyers)
Solkanarmy
(they're cunts) fixed
MarquisDeSadeVII
Yeah, I'd like to see them sue me. I'm a random Australian who won't give them my ID.
Eogos
Suppressed sniper rifles are an amazing thing you know. :)
MakisDad
Bb guns are harmless you know ;)
KillerTofu615
Eh, if you're far enough away, the suppressor doesn't really matter.
Kilvari
So then just a flash suppressor so they don't know where the shot came from.
ShakePlays
Dude. How about I'm coming with you. I'll bring my hockey stick, eh.
georgeontheweb
I'll be following with my cricket bat!
BowlDestroyer
I'm gonna buy a taser and just zap zap zap and run away screaming/giggling like a little girl
Erilis
Anything to protect a comedian who wore drag
ExploBarrel
That film is the reason I don't think twice about cross dressers. "why is he in womens clothes?" "Probably to see his kids!"
Erilis
lol, yeah!
HeyFreckleFace
You can crash at my place, we'll have pizza and beer and plan out our attack.
NoiceSmart
I'll throw 20 bucks your way just to give you the opportunity to.
canonlyturnright
Swing by the convict island, Ill join you.
Justitia
I'll contribute to that fund...
skumchiken
If I could afford it, I would gladly join you.
dynamaux
I'll save you the trip and punch two of them.
ExploBarrel
So long as you say "Punches from crumpet town" I'd be okay with it :P
TheLadyNym
Are you from London, out of curiosity?
ExploBarrel
Nah, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire.
TheLadyNym
Ah, thanks. My English friend wasn't amused by your "Big Ben Island," and wanted to know if you were a Londoner. =P
ExploBarrel
Hah, nah, I just know what everyone else knows about England/UK/GB. Everywhere is London and Big Ben is the highest point in the country ;P
PeterRafaelsen
And I'll join you in that flight from The Beer Peninsula. (Denmark)
mrsfishimus
I am considering buying one from Convict Island (Australia).
thadiuz
We can perhaps get a 2 for 1 deal...
theNilbogTroll
+1 for Big Ben island
Dooood
Yeah, but don't. They live for litigation. Better to just counter-protest their stupidity.
TedDiezel
How's that been working out?
Dooood
The counter-protesting? I was under the impression it was pretty successful in some instances, but I haven't really followed it too much.
emupop
Big Ben island. Yes.
Meredy
OI IT'S 7 BONG!
astropapi1
Pepperidge farm remembers.
Dan635
about 11 bong now mate
initialdave
Thanks mate, I can't hear it from Leicester, we're never quite sure.
thebarnet
But we have are little bonger In the city
Conradian
Leicestershire ftw my friend.
kspz
That's the point. They're lawyers - you punch one, you get sued, they get money. It's all a scheme, and you fall right into it.
MyNamesDaveLikeTheTvChannelWeBothRepeatTheSameOldShit
they can sue me for all they like, I don't have jack shit :) 1 ticket for me please
MarquisDeSadeVII
They can't sue me if they don't know who I am.
DudeSmellMyFinger
Brilliant idea, I'll be wearing a dead pool costume.
VirginLordKingOfTheHymen
I have a gas mask; Go pyro on them?
DrCreepyCannibal
dibs on Crow paint
crowey92
wgo sticks around long enough to get sued?
kspz
Quite a few people and businesses. Westboro is a business. Their business is exploiting the legal system through discrimination.
ExploBarrel
Thats why my return ticket for Bong land is for the same evening :P As if I'd stick around to be in trouble XD
Eogos
They can't sue us if they are all dead :P
SuperDuperAsian
I like your thinking