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My daughter found this at the end of our driveway, candy and hmmmm..
This is the paper enclosed...
Jan 20, 2014 2:37 PM
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strumfooligan
Looks like they just signed up for SO MANY COLLEGES.
biotechonista
well if they give out candy how bad can they be?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
TIL The KKK has a bunch of suckers
TheLivinLegend
This strikes me as one hell of a troll; rustle the jimmies of an entire neighborhood AND blow up the KKK's phone system.
TheEpithet
Jimmies rustled
Agogotron
As a third world savage, "I HAVE COME TO DEMONIZE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!" *evil laugh*
hipsterorfarmer
Okkk.
SirAwesomeTheThird
You'll join us, Ok?...k...k.
droomph
kkk.
CloudyAero
Ew, they could of at least gave her a better dum dum flavor.
privatedick
Lollipop is a Dum Dum. How appropriate
beedub79
I'm glad you caught that too.
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hywar
Unfortunately that looks like a butterscotch Dum Dum, not a chocolate.
JohnnyMnemonic
Sucka!
brap
I think these dickbags have a different concept of "sleep in peace" than I do.
kitsunebito
“Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle.” -Dr. King
CanITroubleYouForAWarmGlassOfSHUTTHEHELLUP
TIL black and Hispanic people are "third world savages"
HarperLee
Yep, third world. Like, you know, Spain.
KNIVESY
336?! Oh, fuck, Greensboro area, WHYYYYY
spacemosphere
I would do a lot for a Rootbeer Dum Dum, but I won't do that.
brap
Just a good thing they didn't put a Klondike Bar in the bag...
TaterTot44
I like your fingernail polish
LateOctoberEarlyNovember
http://i37.tinypic.com/6431bb.jpg
ishouldbedoinghw
Reddit OP is awesome: "My kids were fighting over who got the sucker...it went straight to the trash..who likes butterscotch anyway?"
intooblv
I like butterscotch...
ishouldbedoinghw
Well...at least you never have much competition for it!
ravenclawesome
I'd have a bigger problem accepting candy from the KKK.
Ninjinister
I thought it was suspicious when you said your daughter found candy just sitting in a bag in your yard with a note. It got worse :|
jwax33
And I wasn't thinking that was possible at first.
sydneygirl
how fitting that the lollipop is called a 'Dum Dum'
Rogahar
Their website looks it was made on Geocities... badly. By a parkinsons-riddled epileptic at a rave.
scaredshirtless
I know some group that will be receiving cat facts via text to voice.
Donnicton
So someone printed out the comment section of a CNN article and placed it in your driveway.
p33nu5
Any article linked from Drudge, honestly.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
The Klan does do this. They're trying to rebrand themselves as less extreme racists, from lynchings to just "back to Africa"
Zalophus
So they are like SJW's but not as extreme?
birdiebridget
all I could think of was "go back to canada, iowa."
lildeidei
They need to try a little harder. Or just give up. I'd be okay with them giving up.
PastaIsLife
And go away forever
peridotstar
somone should convince them to go after scientology--then we could all /popcorn and enjoy
lildeidei
Hahaha, that would be a great catfight. Somehow get WBC involved and it would be golden.
peridotstar
maybe we can get them all together and throw a folding chair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ
Impossibrew
or the comment section of Yahoo articles.
ohgodthepressure
Oh my god, yahoo comments kill me. Saw a whole thread of "homophobic and proud!!!" and I hate that I wasn't even surprised.
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aShogunNamedMarcus
"This is just the kind of scumbag behavior that is TYPICAL of [Republicans / Democrats]"
PastaIsLife
So true, yahoo is a safe haven for steaming piles of Shit
FezezAreCool
It's funny. I was gonna call the number but then I was like "What if I someday want a gov't job and they check my phone records" So weird.
baasic
https://soundcloud.com/mipdo/racist-kkkknights-com-vm-at
RobustRobot
He spelled the website address wrong in his voice mail...
joboo
They're also taking entries for Miss Klan 2014.
ninjagaidensigma
KKK response: "No matter how ugly they may be, at least they're all white"
EPCOT
Only the KKK would like the butterscotch Dum Dums
Erotes
I fucking love butterscotch. It's delicious! Even better with a touch of salt!
wanderrrr
I... I love butterscotch.
stouf761
Shots fired, don't talk shit about butterscotch of any kind
LocutusOfBored
this
rhialitybites
buuuuuuuuurn
iamireland
That's lolli racism.
NotThatSarah
Also probably not a fan of the watermelon..
punner
Hey, don't knock it till you try it.
Meowl
Website is a little weird... http://www.kkkknights.com/main_page.html
becauseiamginger
oh man.... and their horrible twisted way in saying they do this in the name of God
theycallmeVVnotW
According to their website, my mixed race son is immensely damaging society....BUT they don't hate other races.
IAlwaysUpvoteRelevance
TIL they rallied on my birthday.
Robroyoldboy
I'm sorry.
waifee
The KKK clearly do not have graphic designers, I do feel the need to clear my browsing history though now.
birdiebridget
Same. *sigh*
droomph
"I hate black people so much, that I learned Adobe Flash."
onlymemesnow
Ah, looks like they're using the coveted Geocities template.
run2eat
You expected normal?
Meowl
I didn't expect it to exist! haha
run2eat
Good point...the 19th century has arrived in the 21st.
Rengii
I'd rather have horse porn than that link on my browser history.
IAlwaysUpvoteRelevance
"I'll keep my guns, money, and freedom. You can keep the 'change'" haha these folks are serious. only spotted one 'white power!'
Haxbrygd
Their base of operations is near where I grew up, oddly enough. Harrison, Arkansas for those that are curious.
Groznek
"We are note a hate group" hahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
blacknbleu42
we are not a hate group, but we hate homosexuality, abortion..because those things don't include specific groups of people.
BefreeHugtrees
JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!! We got cookies~~~
ReallyBigRocks
*White side
IndustrialBunny
Dark as in evil
LocutusOfBored
SirAwesomeTheThird
But they are white... .__.
IndustrialBunny
Dark as in evil
LocutusOfBored
AngryKayak
I think the KKK would really love some cat facts.
fireinthebutthole
http://www.comedycalls.com/View/Cat_Facts
shitsandgigglesfor100
it cost 1.50.... damn to poor
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Oh god, please do. And post the results!
fireinthebutthole
I did my part. Now its your turn.
CocktailGaming
I hear they got Battle Toads.
stefmon
Be a kayak of your word and do this!
RIPFuturama
Whoa there, why don' we just send satan right over there...
LeahcarDee
cue everyone on imgur texting the number, not just OP
nsevin77
did my share
SirPsychoJoshy
This is exactly what MLK would have wanted.
cornodacaccia
Oh yes. This has to happen
zttmabuse
To prevent abuse you may not send any more comedy calls to 336-432-0386. Use a call credit to send this call anyway.
liliputian7
oh my god do it
Ali822
I looooooove this idea!!! +1 for you
TrustMeIdoThisForALiving
Knights of the internet, you may troll at will.
acefire
id bet thats a landline.
ZacMuerte
I would just call them with some creepy, overly-nice female voice reading out the cat facts
princesskageebageeba
If you text to a landline it's even better. It gets read out in a creepy auto-voice.
ZacMuerte
usually you get charged a fee for that though. I know I have to pay for it even though I have unlimited text
IFNg
I was gonna send some plant facts, but text-to-landline is like $0.50 per text. Damn, skippy.
PaulTomblin
Ask them if they have battletoads.
run2eat
Yes, please. That is exactly what they need.
rosecatnick
"the domestic animal known as cat,once level 31, can breathe fire."
bwk2421
Of course it's a 336 number. Damnit North Carolina! Can you be cool? For once! Just be cool!!!
TheAtomicTangerine
I saw that area code and immediately thought "Stokes County".....
Treebearded
NC wasn't cool before, tho. Listen to this if you have a spare 40 mins. http://www.npr.org/programs/fresh-air/
PusheenGod
North Carolina, worst Carolina.
LongliveKilgoreTrout
Asheville is pretty cool. And old-time fiddle music is neat.
boredtotheextreme
First noticed the 336. goddamnit.
Treebearded
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-01-07/news/ct-tinley-park-kkk-fliers-20140107_1_ashford-house-fliers-hoosier-anti-racist-movement
TinyMockingbird
Aw fuck, that IS us! We need to get our shit together.
BIZaGoten
But on their site they say they don't hate black people but just want to live seperately from them lol, they totally cool then. 'sarcasm'
ThisPleasesMeGreatly
DontFeedTheBair
I live in NC :( I promise we aren't all dumb rednecks
bwk2421
Lol. I've lived here my whole life. We do a lot of good, but the few crazies make us look bad to the world.
MechaCthulhu
In the Triad too. I live in the Triad...
bwk2421
Me too. I'm in Greensboro.
Alivi
Same.
skydess83
I bet it's Walkertown...
TheAtomicTangerine
I was waiting on a comment about it being from that area. I live in the 704 area and we have some winners down here too.....
hairytaint
Hey, there's nothing wrong with the 704/980.
hairytaint
NO JOKE, my dad grew up in Walkertown and the Klan met in his backyard.
skydess83
i grew up in Kernersville and saw some stuff
ThomasHFoolery
thats my area code....
bwk2421
Mine too. I'm in Greensboro.
Treebearded
NC is cool. It's also redneck and hillbilly, too. There are overlaps. But the KKK is retarded, and all over NY State, too, for example.
Imgurprettymuchsucks
NC is weird, I lived in Charlotte and it reminded me more of the north (because of the banks) than ATL or whatever. But Boone is fucked up.
TheAtomicTangerine
That's because Boone is one really big hippie commune. Of course it's going to be weird.
Imgurprettymuchsucks
Yeah, I went skiing up near there and it was very beautiful, it's just the people scare me.
hockeyham
This happened in Somerset, KY: http://www.local8now.com/home/headlines/Homeowners-find-letters-from-the-KKK-241218081.html
bwk2421
I'm sure it happens all over the country, but the phone number contains a NC area code.
hockeyham
So did the one in Somerset (look at the pic in article). Must be a "National Hotline". Not being able to afford an 800# should speak volumes
bwk2421
That actually prompted me to read up a little on them. Their reputation for violence along with the growth of other "racially divided"...
bwk2421
...organizations is killing their membership numbers. Estimates put their membership around 6k and dropping by the month.
TheDifference
It's Greensboro, that city is 10 kind of crazy and only 7 of them are the fun kind (Alumni myself).
POOTERS
As a Greensboro resident, there is nothing crazy here. This place is incredibly dull and average.... Great for raising a family!
Alivi
Once some kids hogtied a student and rolled him down a hill. They were my dad's students
Idodeclare
At least we have Cheerwine?
omikone
And Muscadine festivals.
blueboxstuff
Its definitely a plus!
Corki
Tried it.... kinda prefer cherry pepsi
turknjdandjd
And Pepsi, technically!
akriddle
Can't forget cookout either.
itschairmanmeow
Just moved to sc for college and cookout is my go to drunk food
LocutusOfBored
Who's calling the number?
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
Still works in 2020
DirtDiver
this I wanna see lol
goodgoodletthebutthurtflowthroughyou
i'm as white as can be and i was still afraid to call...
1stick2stickredstickbluestick
I just called and it went straight to voicemail, letting me know their inbox was full. I hope they got the hell harassed out of them
peridotstar
either that or theyll be amazed that dum-dum pops got them so much extra attention--then somone will say 'omg, lets use reese's cups next!
TheJealousCactus
Should we ask them if they have Battletoads?
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
You beat me to it.
Materclaritas
please oh please do that and msg me the transcript
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Let's do it!
skibble
You guys please tell me how it goes.I can't afford the international call.
Lexsteel11
"Welcome to CatFacts!"
roseemlin
God I hope so!
snuzzled
Blackfacts. Inspiring messages detailing important contributions black Americans have made to our society. Make it so.
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
This!
breakingkennedy
Can someone please
canonanon
i called it. lol its absolutely ridiculous.
TheDreadPirateRobinSparkles
Story time?
canonanon
It was just a recording of some bigot shit.
ALLOFTHEBACON
Just called. Stoned all of us up.
ALLOFTHEBACON
Damn it, that's what I am. But I meant signed.
DaveTheRobot
I called a few weeks ago. It was a Nelson Mandela hate message.
malicobb
Did it. It's a recording of some guy talking wild crazy stuff about MLK. They call him Martin Lucifer Koon. Then you can leave a message.
snuzzled
Please tell me you left a message.
malicobb
I did. I told them that white people are from England and as a proud white man we should all go back there with our followers.
Catsusay
I love you..
malicobb
Aww I love you too little buddy
Sophaloafagus
Just called. Apparently milk (Martin lucifer koon) was a sexual deviant and communist. That was the whole speech
Beast1031
i did then he gave some really fucking weird speech seriously call it
AnHomieQuan
I got this number from the website. (336) 432-0386. Call it and enter 646966#. Make sure tobuse *67 and have fun trolling.
hotchkip
Do they have battletoads ya think?
ShamrockFury
On Martin Luther King day, no less.
wowzers13
i was thinking the sae thing
rstarky1515
the guy sounds like he is struggling to read. Also longest phone message I've ever heard!
TheHiddenPlanet
I probably shouldnt of called that number from work.......
Cbomb
calling now to prank, but only hearing about "martin lucifer coon" hahaha thats just ridiculous
YouGotRedOnYou
Representin' Triad 4 life!!!
Stoneyranger
I called out of curiosity and whoa. They even made a special hate message for MLK day.
cemeterymeri
TIL that MLK was a "drug addict whore." What in the fuck...
gotTiredofLurking
was it a machine or a person actively answering incoming calls?
VLCisacone
be prepared not to understand a word that man is saying.
festistherabbit
Machine. Call the number, it's a good laugh.
peridotstar
that comment made me think of an increasingly bored klansman answering the phone each time and finally devolving into 'yada yada hate' thing
wowsuchphotographer
'grats. PRISM has you now :)
peg0530
yep i'm listening to it now.
WonderlandOpera
Wow. What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
HomemLagarto
If you stay on the line long enough you get to leave a message... I may have done that, but I'm also drunk.
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themasterzulf
ay wassuh nigga
wonderlandfanatic
Did you really?
Rumplepump
I hope that's true, because I just upvoted everything on your page.
birdiebridget
You need to make a post telling us what happened. What was said, how they reacted, etc.
ALLOFTHEBACON
You... I like you.
canonanon
well, when I called it was a recording..
PossiblyAGriffin
Step one- Google Ebonics Step 2- Laugh Loudly
cemeterymeri
When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate 1/2
cemeterymeri
that they actually mean something. 2/2
jayelgee
oh lord, 336 is my area code. hurray for NC
liveninamotherfuckingbox
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! That's also my area code:O
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
This shit was happening in Cleveland and Gaston counties last year... It was getting too much attention.
skydess83
Same here
ArchitectInTraining
Fun Fact: North Carolina has historically had the highest amount of due-paying Klan members, often more than all southern states combined.
Scottasaurus
The last red dragon came from the county I was raised in... and I moved out of it as fast as I could
Eurycea
Oh shit, me too! I'm in Asheboro.
YouGotRedOnYou
I'm from Asheboro too! I graduated from AHS in 2011
Eurycea
Oh wow! I'm just a tad older than you...by about 14 years ;)
plikkit
Yep, I just noticed too. Whoopee..
jamesbluntwasSOOOFUCKINGHIGH
ofcourse its in NC, thats my area code too. the bible belt, kkk, and the damn bobcats, we got it all here, folks
SquidwardSword
Me too. Greensboro
TheCumulativeHangoverWillKillMe
They'd get shot out here in 910
Karshtakavaar
I said the same thing. Though mine's 252, so I'm nnnot sure if that's a good or bad thing, truth be told.
wheresmycabanaboy
Just don't come to 704 area...you keep that shit there.
jamesbluntwasSOOOFUCKINGHIGH
hell yea, ANSON COUNTY
Scottasaurus
704 represent!
wheresmycabanaboy
woot!