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update: "I’m kind of rethinking the album cover." http://i.imgur.com/zOod65b.jpg
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SuperAwesome13
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update: "I’m kind of rethinking the album cover." http://i.imgur.com/zOod65b.jpg
baconbeerandbooks
good lord those legs
iDrinkDrano
This ties in neatly with the idea that she's secretly active on tumblr and 4chan.
Crimpmonkey
No, it's PATRICK!
boevis
hnnnnnng. Plaid Miniskirts.
thechemistrycat
Dear Taylor: Please eat a cheeseburger.
ahumanbrain
leggy leggy leggy leggy, leggy leggy leggy leggy, leggy leggy leggy, leggy blonddddeeeee
zymerdrew
Hell yeah, Conchords.
thesarahpowellexperience
I thought it was some reference to "Oh my God, Becky! Look at her butt"
cranberryapple
Beat me to it!
ThefastestSlug
Am I the only one who is half weirded out by her? She's like an anorexic raptor trying to walk in high heels in that last picture.
xrobynbankzx
So that's where my tablecloth went
LearnedCoward
More like a napkin.
physicsdoc
If people tell you to stop snorting marijuana then you should be like Becky and just shake it off.
voltato
omg
petronius
Seriously, when that song comes on the car radio, I am a danger to everyone on the road.
iamthisguy247
Ha, you got me. I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
failurez
creamstar84
I like Taylor Swift's sense of humor, style, and home-girl charisma. I despise her music.
mossom
it's true, i snorted marijuana the other day and i died too
misanthrope304
twice
WolfLone1992
The Extraterrestrial are among us.........
IAmLucid
OMYGOD BECKY! look at that ass!
joezilla
it's like one of those rapguys girlfriend.
YancyFryJr
What ass?
xcellers
I like that she uses 4chan and check all the random shit like the rest of us
ShdwRrw
I am actually starting to like her after this and finding out she browses /b/.
Skrewd
I know. It's kind of weird.
googgle
Talyor Swift should try hanging out with Emma Watson. They could troll each other.
littlespacebased
It was a hoax.
voltato
You're a hoax
aguyuno
That /b/ thing just made me feel bad for her. The way her posts were phrased, hardcore loneliness abound.
Cruxador
You couldn't tell that from her songs?
BrawndosGotWhatPlantsCrave
Do people listen to her songs?
aguyuno
I tend to avoid those :P
repungnantgentleman
Very carefully.
repungnantgentleman
Oh god I replied to the wrong comment.
teh0khardic
Ever have one of those times where you say something wrong but it still ends up being right? Well, now you have
Zachasm
If I recall some anon posted proof to Reddit that THEY basically did all that shit themselves to make it look like she did.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Even if they hadn't, the so-called proof pic that Taylor surfed /b didn't really prove much of anything. Post an image with a bunch [1]
obamashotosama
nice credible source fucking retard
decemberfourth
Pretty sure that that guy that 0ne time said it.....but d0n't qu0te me 0n that
Themushroomboy
Wh4ts w1th th3 z3r0s?
Zachasm
I'm sorry, did you expect me to give you one for you to try and make-up inconsistencies? At least I don't think T-swift is a depressed btard
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
red circles on it and throw in a few coincidences and everyone accepts it as gospel. [2]
GiantManChild
Like a baby giraffe learning to walk...
doggo
That's just what I was thinking. Only BGILF.
s1l3
Them are some ugly shoes.
LearnedCoward
They look orthopedic.
JRobi49
Holy legs
iamawesomejusttrustme
She could kick you from a half mile away
nachosamurai
If we could get Chuck Norris to train her, she could be the deadliest assassin ever.
SomeJerk
I thought it said "no it's Beck" at first and the song Loser started playing in my head.
Caniac
Soy un perdedor
warick
I usually hate paparazzi stuff like this, but that is genuinely funny.
DickDraper
Gotta believe that Dunder Mifflin knows their stuff..
gimmedatbecky
My name is relevant
professorflimflam
Not only funny... http://imgur.com/unRL7Ky
Nathanfake
blyp
lmfao what on earth
Peanutmm
She had an itch
thegriffin88
It's kinda beating the paparazzi because they caught her doing something kinda cool and crowd pleasing.
Vault108
Wow i thought the top comment was going to be "No It's Becky"
cubitechna
No, this is Patrick
Tehadam
Bullshit she does wear short skirts.
KNIVESY
They're long skirts. Just that the longness goes upwards. Also, it's hideous.
HannahAbbott
This should be top comment
pookiesexbomb
Short skorts.
karlthatkillspeople
AND she wears t-shirt?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Scutterbotch
yeah, she wears t-shirts
bedburrito
In her defense, everything she wears is going to be short
iateadragonfly
And in her newest music video, she was cheer captain. :D
FearlessFapper
and on the bleachers
Watereddownwater
That's a full length dress. Her legs are so fucking long it just looks like a skirt.
raychello
Those are called "skorts" which is shorts under what looks like a skirt
TheZade
Plot twist: its actually Becky
Jathantaylor
I don't even know who you are anymore T Swizzle
HandelwithKare
She never said she didn't...
WoahShocksMyBrain
Right? She could be wearing a short skirt sitting on the bleachers. Don't discount anything. We don't know her life.
Teas
Well, that short skirt looks like a tee shirt.
Molotor
ANNNNDDDD A LONNGGGGG JACKETTTTTT
MykillMetal
I cannot hear that song now without IMMEDIATELY binge-watching Chuck on Netflix. It simply cannot be done...
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
+1 to Cake reference
collateraldj
I think I love you...
ChangedMyName
no its becky
philgood222
Its me ur brother
gimmedatbecky
No, I'm Becky
sheshazelnuts
Oh my god, becky...
lamorak24
look at her butt
jackthezipper
no tits becky
PresidentProTempore
She lost them to cancer, douche :( poor becky
jackthezipper
that was a different becky
Phatkhunt
no, this is PATRICK!
notmicrowavesafe
AND I'M JAVERT!
Derplord
Do her legs ever stop.
SmilingHitler
Yes, right at her feet.
GlenBlackbourn
Thankfully No
SuperAwesome13
update:
Degbis
Why 1989 birth?
MoSJ
That's her birth year and also the title of her new album.
HeroSky
Does it bother anybody else that there should be an apostrophe for the word, "it's"?
trigonman3
It's literally the text from the tumblr post copypasted. No apostrophe.
goawaybird
She looks so strange to me
cydewonder
looks like she's either been partying hard, doing drugs, or her face is just getting older
BigFatDan
Like a sexy skeleton.
Ech0fiRE
If she ran at me in an alley I would flip out.
Easwuud
My thoughts exactly. She looks awkward... like a baby giraffe or something.
KNIVESY
It's her skorts. It messes up the appearance of her proportions, since shorts/skirts are usually worn around the hips.
fishflakes
That's because this outfit is from the 90's.
DrShitShark
was there a cloud leak on her? wait that was the other one. nm
Idonthavealottosay
No its Becky
ZebraCockSandwich
in these photos something looks weirdly off about her proportions, but i honestly think its due to her poor choice of outfit and shoes.
Moonji
Rare, but beautiful proportions
PreOpBear
She looks like a trans prostitute.
drlazercatz
Like a really sexy alien I am fastly falling in love with all of a sudden?
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
She reminds me of those aliens in one of the Star Wars remakes
ACatNamedVirtute
I've been saying she looks like an alien since she first got popular and nobody agreed with me.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
She does have a pretty face, but her body looks uncomfortably skinny
Ineedabetteradult
Agreed. Her limbs just seem too long...
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
#teamalienswift
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Those legs really do go on for days, jeebus.
ICanSniffOutTheVegan
http://media.tumblr.com/4113535c664ac5bdb4ed3d8780a9adc4/tumblr_nanscuU1XV1smxvpyo1_400.gif
Dovaskus
I'd follow those legs up for days.
spacerocks
and nights ;)
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Nice.
spacerocks
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youandihaveunfinishedbusiness
ive met her - she really is quite tall but when i hugged her it felt like i was going to break her - and im a tiny human being
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ashleypomeroy
And in turn she once hugged a tiny caterpillar, and was worried that she might break it; and the caterpillar hugged a tiny ant, etc.
ByMyPrettyFloralBonnet
Fractals hugs are the best
thatpatguy
Kind of like her whining about boys.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Oh snap
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Zing!
aguyuno
I used to hate her for that too, but after reading that "Swift uses 4chan" theory... I think she's just lonely a/f. I feel kind of bad.
wineandcats
i think she just isnt a sleazy chick, who gets her heart broken, and who deals with emotional things by writing songs.
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AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Just under, 5'11", according to a lot of other people here.
HeyOP
Straight into her back.
guzzball
so hot
MrSinyster
yes, she suffers from the ailment that affects so many white women... Nassatall.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I can work with that.
HeyOP
They are impressive legs.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I would lick every inch of them.
HeyOP
Neat.
Jackofall
Sweet zombie jebus.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus, don't even know a word yet.
aldegard
her legs are gonna leg, leg, leg, leg
failurez
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
O.o
KFizzle
huh.
Jasmine1989
I laughed harder at this than I should have.
fhqwhgus
Me too.
Pindadio
Leggy leggy leggy leggy blondie blondie blondie blondie
MrJoeGGriffiths
Hot leggy blonde, you got it goin' on, wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong!
TheFlyingHellfish
I had a budgie but it died, (whoa-oa-oa), I like...pie!
Pokii
That's what makes her so swift
lesserknowncharacter
I'm pretty sure her shorts just stop right at the bottom of her underwear. It's an illusion, like the wonder bra. God bless fashion science.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
And how!
aguyuno
On the one side, you're right about her obviously wearing things that make them look longer. On the other, it's just accenting what she has
lesserknowncharacter
I don't have a problem with it at all if you got that out of my post.
lesserknowncharacter
Not those shoes though. Those shoes are fucking hideous. God dammit Becky.
VodkaReindeer
I know absolutely nothing about fashion and I can tell they're hideous.
ExperimentKraj
Knowing about fashion does not bestow on you the ability to tell when something's hideous. In fact, it probably dulls that ability.
WORKITMAKEITDOIT
I was not a leg man until Becky came around
CapCarell
Weeks, mate.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Months, bro.
Beardgoesalltheway
was just thinking that. not a "leg man" but didn't realize how mush she was comprised for Leg
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Such leg.
AJebusssssss
I'm...I'm relevant to a comment
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
About time you came back around, Jebus.
MrJoeGGriffiths
"The legs! Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs... meet her back."
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MrJoeGGriffiths
"Actually, that whole area. That, and above it... Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?"
WillJeSuis
I started from the top and by the time I got to the bottom it had been 3 days already :/ WHERE DID THE TIME GO!!!!?!?!?!?!
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN THREE DAYS YOU DISCOVERED SOME SORT OF TIME TRAVEL SCROLL UP AND YOU ARE IN THE PAST
Sfinski
Too skinny.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
More, or less I suppose, for me.
Sfinski
That's one fast reply brah.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
When I imgur, I imgur hard.
Sfinski
I like you.
CJ47
Well she is 5'11"
HomeyJSimpson
ajkronk
They go up until they make an ass of themselves...
Ic3Cre4mC0ne
Her knees are the size of my head
FrankTheCube
They go all the way up to her ass.
Vronnyka
She's pretty much an all-legs giraffe lady (5'11").
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
I can't help but notice the scar on her left leg. Anybody know the story there? I can't in good faith google "Taylor Swift leg scar."
KimmyPage
the one i see is on her left thigh... long ass scar...
KimmyPage
..thank you.. I saw that right away, looks like a slice/cut type scar... dang..
KimmyPage
..but I did... :)
wittykitty14
It was from a hot glue gun from when she was doing crafts at age 13, apparently.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I googled it, I have no fear. Apparently a hot glue gun accident when she was younger, she used to make popsicle houses, etc, a lot.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Thank you good sir/madam. Who'da thunk that?!
gopms
Anyone who has ever used a hot glue gun. We all have war wounds from them. The struggle is real.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
(sir, for future reference.) Right? I had no idea what was gonna come up, that was the last thing I expected though.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
I couldn't help but laugh when I read it! I was expecting something much more grizzly. Not a Martha Stewart accident! Imgur has ruined me.
copingcabana
They go all the way to the cockpit.
TurdsOfWisdom
It's cause of her skirt pulled up to her tits
AdorableEvil
No, it's because she's 5'11".
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
You make that sound like a bad thing.
TurdsOfWisdom
I'm cool with it, although high-waisted jeans making a comeback make me want to cringe. High skirts and mile long legs are cool with me
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Yeah, not good with jeans at all. Skirts though, hopefully girls will just start pulling skirts up higher, which is a-okay with me.
Pencillin
She's also wearing a very short skirt with a high waist.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
She can do that for as long as she likes.
Pencillin
Illusions, Michael
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
A trick is something a whore does for money!
Thund3rbolt
I've seen longer:
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
You are an amazing person. Naked Gun forever.
Nathanfake
NotFarEnough
This is the .gif I was looking for
Gauntlet2013
"She had the kind of legs you suck on for a while"
Silvanus88
Seems like her annoying music does too...she is a fox though.
Neuronzap
They go on for about two and a half days at least.
KFizzle
I wanted to hate her, but man those legs. Harry Styles you a fool dude.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Right? Not a fan of her music, but I'd do some fiiiilthy things to her.
jackthezipper
and like many rising stars, ended up making an ass of themselves
espressoandpostrock
Unfortunately, at the end, there's no ass
LMNOParis
Weeks even
PurpleThomas
I have never understood the appeal of legs. One of the more awkward appendages imo, right up there with ears and noses.
Hegechi
She has skinny legs more than people who are here
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
But what if I like skinny girls?
NakoSunao
She has no legs. Dem be twigs.
Socrates214
and she knows it >.<
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
She knows nothing, So crates.
TheJonSnowShow
You rang
SaintMaceToTheFace
Glorious
unvalidusername
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg3rQfeZv4
GnomeDeGuerre
+1 for choice of tune +1 for replying whit music and +1 to promote the idea.
unvalidusername
;)
GnomeDeGuerre
*with.
unvalidusername
This would have been a better answer than ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD4XqUzeJXA Have a good day!
oztaurus
Yep they go ALL THE WAY down to the ground
dereklarsen
Ya I thought it was the other girl that wore short skirts.
kworzora
http://imgur.com/3r3YCpK
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kworzora
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Lionskull
She needs to put on some muscle... She looks like an oblong teenager in the middle of puberty.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
fhqwhgus
If her skirt was any shorter, her vag would be out. \_(O_o;)_/
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
We can only hope!
fhqwhgus
Aaaaah riiiight!
unvalidusername
Topper Harley: Those are some long legs... Ramada Thompson: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
DarthBrawn
YOU'RE A MONSTER
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Hell yes Hot Shots!
NoSenseNoSense
They're almost like sexy stilts.
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I now have a new way to describe long legs, thank you so much.
NoSenseNoSense
You're very welcome.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
She is 5'11"
SilentLambs
She's also skinny as fuck.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Yeah, unlike me, 6'1" and a fatass.
SilentLambs
Same here. Also, I fucking love your user tag.
stellarwolf
Quite the scroll indeed
mcshady
"Those legs go right on up there and make an ass of themselves." - My roomates grandfather
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
Do me a solid and hand him some of these?
reddrummer93
Letterkenny, season 5 i think.
Mannythebearpig
Alright who's the necromancer i thought we agreed to that was a forbidden hobby people
RiverBear
Sorry, yo I got bored.
GingerTheBeard
The mages guild hasn't had a ban on Necromancy in two hundred years.
crawler8ed
Ray of Enfeeblement is the best first level spell though.
SomeDetroitGuy
Sleep, color spray, mage armour, magic missile?
Efreeti
Eeeverybody loves Ray of Enfeeblement.
RaritysHusband
.............huh? are you a dumb?
Mannythebearpig
clearly you might be cause you don't the joke lul
9thDr
Right. Fifth law of magic there, and the Wardens have some very cutting and pointed things to say about it. Animals are ok, just not people.
LupusYonderboy
Animals skirt the line if you're already on probation. Better get a T-Rex.
9thDr
Yeah, but the only way to pull that kinda power for a necro spell is on October 31st.
GnomeChompski
With a Darkhallow going on as well, mind you.
Stormels
Not sure if Dresden reference, so upvoting anyways.
9thDr
Very much a Dresden reference. Remember, he was ok to rez Sue, but no humans.
Mostlydeadpool
and the older the body, the more powerful the skeleton. so yeah, Sue was pretty much unstoppable (and nigh uncontrollable). Butters FTW.
9thDr
"Polka will never die!" Not really happy with some of how they handled the most recent plot twist with him is Skin Games to be honest.