A light read for your afternoon DUMP

Nov 3, 2016 3:13 PM

SgtSmashed1

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Holy Hell FP!! - Send Banana's!

Heeey, I like that idea of an Internet Purchase Exchange Location. Smart.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10: I refuse to believe that actually happened unless the bears were riding unicycles

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recently I overheared that every 1$ earned by investment bankers, costs up to 7$ for the public.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Cocaine aint cheap!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope #8 becomes a bigger thing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, but it's kind of awkward when they watch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL wolverines are being trained to eat avalanche victims

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Cuts down on Obamacare insurance claims.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TIL wolverines are just mini bears (smol burr)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wolverine rescues people stuck under snow! then eats them...

10 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

Had to laugh out loud imagining this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead of frostbite you get wolverine bite. "Oh good I'm saved, I hear digging. WAABLGARBLBALBL"

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"Hey bub"-wolverine

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you find yourself buried under tons of snow, dig down deeper than 20 feet.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wolverine: I can't get them, they're 2 inches below my limit.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine thinking you're saved and the first thing you see is a wolverine's face?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. If I saw a wolverine crawling towards me, I'd burrow deeper in the snow.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"hold on we'll get the rescue Wolverine!" "no thanks! hypothermia is that bad!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just... dig where the critter digs. It'll be on a harness, so you can pull them back... it's like truffle-hunting with pigs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In hell, there is one radio station....and it is playing The Shaggs on repeat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're training Jabrill Peppers and Wilton Speight to dig out people trapped in snow?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heart you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't conduct any of my Craigslist "trade" at that point, I don't like giving bj in front of a camera.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I just got buried in a avalanche, it can get any worse than this... Ahhh!!! AAHhhh! Aaahhh!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cops are gonna see a lot of sex on those security cameras.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The QuikTrip near my apartment has a safe place for meetups with a security camera. So do most the police stations around here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

citations needed.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We're here. We're clear. We don't want anymore bears!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hold to the principle of "Shit happens, but you agreed to convey me from A to B. So fix it, I've got time."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I share that opinion for items you purchase, but as for transport its not just about getting there its about when you get there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it could be quite persuasively argued that any sensible and cognizant traveler prepares for the eventually inevitable SNAFUs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... after all, you prepare for traffic delays and foul weather on your OWN commute, by allowing extra time and alternate routes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Juan Rivera case is egregious... frightening what dishonest prosecutors & investigators can do. I hope someone goes down for tampering.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When prosecutors hinge their political aspirations on their won/lost record, innocent people end up on death row...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god! The Shaggs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, I am so far down this rabbit hole right now... This is so fascinating and I can't stop listening to this album...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ingredients in Tic Tacs: SUGAR, MALTODEXTRIN, RICE STARCH, GUM ARABIC, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MAGNESIUM STEARATE, CARNAUBA WAX.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The post about airlines is false. They only accommodate you if it was out of their control, and it no longer includes any money.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I got bumped to the next day Alaska gave me $150 in flight credit (Which I had no occasion to claim) and put me up in a hotel.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That seems odd. I'd think they'd accommodate you if it was their fault, as incentive for them to not screw up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed... But you're talking about a bottom-line driven industry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5: "Oh thank the heavens, I'm being saved! Hey there little gu-- MY FACE, STOP EATING MY FACE!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#7 is just the Keynesian theory and multiplier effect

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Clearly this means you should put all your money into the parks. All of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a piss-in-a-pot long

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 Thank God I'm saved-OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I loved All About Steve. WTF

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That Internet Purchase Area thing is a good idea.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm for it. Somebody tried to do a Craigslist exchange in our church parking lot and got robbed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if you purchase a bj?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"if there's a camera its porn"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you can purchase video of the event from police.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Park Service one is truly bullshit. One, the government cannot "invest" anything. Two, every dollar spent is one stolen (taxed) from...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the people, and therefore not spent on something desired by its former owner. Three, $4 in value in whose opinion? Certainly not everyone's.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The economic illiteracy here is astounding.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there a white dot in the top left of every picture??

10 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

...Huh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions johnbourg2001

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're a Noticer.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

NSA

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nope, not us... this time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what you would say even if it was you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only on a few things. Despite popular belief, we enjoy taking credit for our work.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The illuminati.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you can track comments, duh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do you even notice that..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not in number 4

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That where they would put their citations, if they had any.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You made me check and now I am uncomfortable

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

In some forums you can't post duplicate images, so maybe the white dot is to circumvent these systems?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you zoom an enhance...it's dickbutt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God... Why was this made? Just why... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqK1CjE9bA

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I listened a lot longer than I care to admit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 6 seconds in

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.

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I opened this realizing i have the same link opened up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:

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I'm crying

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dotting for future enjoyment

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my ears are now bleeding, thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*flengfleng fleng.Flenng fLLengflegf!ängeng fleng*

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Dear god

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I saw them open for Neutral Milk Hotel last year, Jeff Magnum was definitely trying to punish the audience.

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I'm like 40% sure one of them is Frank Zappa in drag

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That literally caused me to cringe...amazing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost it at the fat people wants what the skinnys peoples got. That isn't a misspelling.

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. Though, honestly, I don't know why...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the drummer doesn't sound too horrible

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A true hero amongst us. Thank you, so much.

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Tone deaf, definitely. It just means that someone can't place a vocal pitch accurately

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Tone deaf, not actually deaf

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Deerhoof

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Oh god this is just amazing...amazingly awful....still amazing. Can't stop laughing

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Couldn't even make it 30 seconds....

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Commenting so I can listen after work

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have a bottle of jack ready

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Ohh...oh no

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This is worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM made to fullfill a contractual obligation and say fuck you...

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Fuck, 1.5 minutes in feels like an eternity and there's fucking 35 more to go!

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Anyone else having flashbacks to Haters Back Off...?

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When their father was a child, his mother went to a fortune teller. She was told her son would marry a blonde woman, and that his 1/3

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children would grow up to be famous musicians. He did marry a blond woman. Since one prediction came true, he figured the second 2/3

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would also come true. He forced his children into doing something they had no talent for. 3/3

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It was a little more than that but yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah gonna have to check this out

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Just saved the whole album on Spotify!

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It's worse than Daniel Johnston mixed with Complete

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Daniel Johnston had some good songs!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah when other people do them

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Bless you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm too scared to even click that link. I'd rather get goatsed.

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I listened to the whole thing. My nose started to bleed. I wish I was shitting you.

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

I got about halfway through and my ass started to bleed. Not sure if they're related.

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You have to pay extra for that sort of thing

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As a musician, I actually enjoyed that in some twisted way. I think it's the weird fluctuations of the tempo.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Believe it or not their crap music inspired the innovative styles of Frank Zappa.

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It's like a less talented shreds video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs_b5E5CwuU

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i admire the effort, actaully. like, why the fuck not

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Off pitch singing and out of tune electric guitar I can handle. Fluctuating rhythm I can't.

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But it keeps you on your toes, since you can't anticipate exactly what is coming, which often is a trait of good music - not here though.

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Have you heard of Hatebeak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EWhXo

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I AM NOT A PARROT! but seriously as a metal-lover i found this rhythmically offensive...and just difficult to listen to in general

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despite the fact that the birdiness is quite inspirational

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Oh yeah, it's terrible music. But the lead singer as a parrot is hilarious.

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This album is gotdamn brilliant masterpiece!! I'm dead serious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"She bangs, she bangs..."

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This is an unusual punishment

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.

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They good...good and terrible.

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Forget waterboarding. Play this for 60 seconds and you can get any information from anyone ever.

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Dot for after work

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Their father was an asshole,forced them into it http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22404-shaggs-philosophy-of-the-world/

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And Kurt Cobain loved them!

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I was going to point out that #3 is bullshit, then I remembered that Allegiant Air isn't a real airline.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's true! I once netted $400 for traveling home for the weekend.

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Please tell me how you go about receiving this? Do you have ask for it?

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It was offered because they couldn't get me on a flight until the next day. Alaskan air.

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Fuck! Virgin owes me money from 5 years ago!

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1/? That one is "sort of" true. Most airlines offer a bump fee which is more negotiable compared to being involuntarily bumped. But each

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2/? airline does it differently. Delta (those motherfuckers) will display the bump at checkin kiosks and essentially have you "bid" for who

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3/? would get bumped for the least money. American will give all bumped people the same amount. So it's for each on voluntary. & since most

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4/4 flights always have people willing to take the money, they rarely get into anything approaching mandatory payouts.

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Allegiant Air counter employees will literally tell you to get bent. With no fucks given, and no repercussions or "Come back next Thursday."

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It's not?

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No, they grant no such payment, and cannot move you to another airline because as a fake airline they have no trade with the others.

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Your use of "fake" is confusing me. Do they put you on a plane and fly you about for money?

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Yeah, almost. With that analogy, Allegiant is more like the Uber of the air, pretending to be a full service limousine service.

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