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Holy Hell FP!! - Send Banana's!
ThatDefiningMoment
Heeey, I like that idea of an Internet Purchase Exchange Location. Smart.
CharlesFuckingBronson
#10: I refuse to believe that actually happened unless the bears were riding unicycles
issdenpudding
Recently I overheared that every 1$ earned by investment bankers, costs up to 7$ for the public.
AlexanderFieldisnotmyrealname
Cocaine aint cheap!
DrStoeckchen
I hope #8 becomes a bigger thing.
swatz
Yes, but it's kind of awkward when they watch.
GerPhi
TIL wolverines are being trained to eat avalanche victims
tomyironmane
Cuts down on Obamacare insurance claims.
johnaustits
TIL wolverines are just mini bears (smol burr)
confuddledelephants
Wolverine rescues people stuck under snow! then eats them...
Saukoeter
Had to laugh out loud imagining this
AceVanquish
Instead of frostbite you get wolverine bite. "Oh good I'm saved, I hear digging. WAABLGARBLBALBL"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"Hey bub"-wolverine
PureTechnicality
If you find yourself buried under tons of snow, dig down deeper than 20 feet.
Leverbee
Wolverine: I can't get them, they're 2 inches below my limit.
deltajesus
Can you imagine thinking you're saved and the first thing you see is a wolverine's face?
BarftheMawg
I thought the same thing. If I saw a wolverine crawling towards me, I'd burrow deeper in the snow.
TheContemplatorOfFate
"hold on we'll get the rescue Wolverine!" "no thanks! hypothermia is that bad!"
ArdentSlacker
You just... dig where the critter digs. It'll be on a harness, so you can pull them back... it's like truffle-hunting with pigs.
livetofish
In hell, there is one radio station....and it is playing The Shaggs on repeat.
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
They're training Jabrill Peppers and Wilton Speight to dig out people trapped in snow?
AngryVe
I heart you.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
I wouldn't conduct any of my Craigslist "trade" at that point, I don't like giving bj in front of a camera.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
"I just got buried in a avalanche, it can get any worse than this... Ahhh!!! AAHhhh! Aaahhh!"
jorynagel
The cops are gonna see a lot of sex on those security cameras.
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
The QuikTrip near my apartment has a safe place for meetups with a security camera. So do most the police stations around here.
TheQuack
citations needed.
IWasInThePool
We're here. We're clear. We don't want anymore bears!
tomyironmane
GuardsmanMiku
I share that opinion for items you purchase, but as for transport its not just about getting there its about when you get there
tomyironmane
And it could be quite persuasively argued that any sensible and cognizant traveler prepares for the eventually inevitable SNAFUs.
tomyironmane
... after all, you prepare for traffic delays and foul weather on your OWN commute, by allowing extra time and alternate routes.
TheBastardSonOfDickDiggler
The shaggs https://youtu.be/WmyhvEWksvI
Quirky74747
The Juan Rivera case is egregious... frightening what dishonest prosecutors & investigators can do. I hope someone goes down for tampering.
Munchman347
When prosecutors hinge their political aspirations on their won/lost record, innocent people end up on death row...
svirr
Oh my god! The Shaggs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
TooManyDogsIsNotEnough
Dude, I am so far down this rabbit hole right now... This is so fascinating and I can't stop listening to this album...
MissPearl13
Ingredients in Tic Tacs: SUGAR, MALTODEXTRIN, RICE STARCH, GUM ARABIC, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MAGNESIUM STEARATE, CARNAUBA WAX.
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
The post about airlines is false. They only accommodate you if it was out of their control, and it no longer includes any money.
mthrndr01
When I got bumped to the next day Alaska gave me $150 in flight credit (Which I had no occasion to claim) and put me up in a hotel.
OSCgal
That seems odd. I'd think they'd accommodate you if it was their fault, as incentive for them to not screw up.
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
Agreed... But you're talking about a bottom-line driven industry.
theycallmemrfish
#5: "Oh thank the heavens, I'm being saved! Hey there little gu-- MY FACE, STOP EATING MY FACE!"
TheGooseMann
#7 is just the Keynesian theory and multiplier effect
TheRealHMint
Clearly this means you should put all your money into the parks. All of it.
radieon
This was a piss-in-a-pot long
TrueLegateDamar
#5 Thank God I'm saved-OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE!
Whywastetimesaylotwordwhenfewworddotrick
I loved All About Steve. WTF
squelcheswetly
That Internet Purchase Area thing is a good idea.
OSCgal
I'm for it. Somebody tried to do a Craigslist exchange in our church parking lot and got robbed.
AceVanquish
What if you purchase a bj?
FindusSomKatten
"if there's a camera its porn"
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Then you can purchase video of the event from police.
MrFnortner
The Park Service one is truly bullshit. One, the government cannot "invest" anything. Two, every dollar spent is one stolen (taxed) from...
MrFnortner
the people, and therefore not spent on something desired by its former owner. Three, $4 in value in whose opinion? Certainly not everyone's.
MrFnortner
The economic illiteracy here is astounding.
johnbourg2001
Why is there a white dot in the top left of every picture??
OSCgal
...Huh.
wittyusername456
Asking the real questions johnbourg2001
srslydude
You're a Noticer.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
NSA
WeAreTheNSA
Nope, not us... this time.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Isn't that what you would say even if it was you?
WeAreTheNSA
Only on a few things. Despite popular belief, we enjoy taking credit for our work.
zimmy01
The illuminati.
AceVanquish
So you can track comments, duh.
FernandoRumdebum
How do you even notice that..
CasualBlasphemer
Not in number 4
gaidinbdj
That where they would put their citations, if they had any.
kittydetonator
You made me check and now I am uncomfortable
WeWentTooFar
In some forums you can't post duplicate images, so maybe the white dot is to circumvent these systems?
SplendidoSplendente
if you zoom an enhance...it's dickbutt.
billyjoelsballs
God... Why was this made? Just why... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqK1CjE9bA
Workingrl207
I listened a lot longer than I care to admit
Emaculate94
I got 6 seconds in
triedtofigureoutaniceusernamebutallweretaken
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Ilieoften
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dopestdyl
I opened this realizing i have the same link opened up
ssonam253
:
FatSavage
I'm crying
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
dotting for future enjoyment
Arsikere
my ears are now bleeding, thank you
MrMarmalade88
*flengfleng fleng.Flenng fLLengflegf!ängeng fleng*
striketwo
Dear god
WarrenCheeseBurger
I saw them open for Neutral Milk Hotel last year, Jeff Magnum was definitely trying to punish the audience.
SarcasticComment
I'm like 40% sure one of them is Frank Zappa in drag
UgaDawg718
That literally caused me to cringe...amazing
DrFartstheTRex
I lost it at the fat people wants what the skinnys peoples got. That isn't a misspelling.
BlindPiranha
. Though, honestly, I don't know why...
Isometimesupvotereposts
Well the drummer doesn't sound too horrible
okayhusband
A true hero amongst us. Thank you, so much.
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bizon1829
Tone deaf, definitely. It just means that someone can't place a vocal pitch accurately
PineappleBish
Tone deaf, not actually deaf
meekohwhy
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capitainechips
Deerhoof
TheOneAndOnlyZeke
Oh god this is just amazing...amazingly awful....still amazing. Can't stop laughing
chewbathingy
Couldn't even make it 30 seconds....
frustratedwheelofcheese
Commenting so I can listen after work
Arsikere
have a bottle of jack ready
frustratedwheelofcheese
Ohh...oh no
XanCrews
LosPer
This is worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM made to fullfill a contractual obligation and say fuck you...
QuiteADapperAsshole
Fuck, 1.5 minutes in feels like an eternity and there's fucking 35 more to go!
wellthatwassilly
Anyone else having flashbacks to Haters Back Off...?
FBIWhobeyou
When their father was a child, his mother went to a fortune teller. She was told her son would marry a blonde woman, and that his 1/3
FBIWhobeyou
children would grow up to be famous musicians. He did marry a blond woman. Since one prediction came true, he figured the second 2/3
FBIWhobeyou
would also come true. He forced his children into doing something they had no talent for. 3/3
Odb718
It was a little more than that but yeah.
LeonRoland
Yeah gonna have to check this out
Intelletc
Just saved the whole album on Spotify!
Vacationdad
It's worse than Daniel Johnston mixed with Complete
Intelletc
Daniel Johnston had some good songs!
Vacationdad
Yeah when other people do them
TallLightnHandsome
Bless you.
orangemarmaladesky
I'm too scared to even click that link. I'd rather get goatsed.
KickyFootDance
I listened to the whole thing. My nose started to bleed. I wish I was shitting you.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
I got about halfway through and my ass started to bleed. Not sure if they're related.
WeylandYutaniCorp
You have to pay extra for that sort of thing
Dodecaphonist
As a musician, I actually enjoyed that in some twisted way. I think it's the weird fluctuations of the tempo.
AMisterShoe
Believe it or not their crap music inspired the innovative styles of Frank Zappa.
HenryFondle
It's like a less talented shreds video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs_b5E5CwuU
Arsikere
i admire the effort, actaully. like, why the fuck not
writtenconsentofMLB
Off pitch singing and out of tune electric guitar I can handle. Fluctuating rhythm I can't.
Dodecaphonist
But it keeps you on your toes, since you can't anticipate exactly what is coming, which often is a trait of good music - not here though.
FaxCelestis
Have you heard of Hatebeak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EWhXo
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
I AM NOT A PARROT! but seriously as a metal-lover i found this rhythmically offensive...and just difficult to listen to in general
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
despite the fact that the birdiness is quite inspirational
FaxCelestis
Oh yeah, it's terrible music. But the lead singer as a parrot is hilarious.
TheWickedSmaahtBoy
This album is gotdamn brilliant masterpiece!! I'm dead serious
Mewmus
"She bangs, she bangs..."
SirHolyGnome
This is an unusual punishment
jaypayjay
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deathbymonkeys
They good...good and terrible.
flamekinzealor
.
PizzaPringler
https://youtu.be/RiX4FAQC9cg
asmallcat
Forget waterboarding. Play this for 60 seconds and you can get any information from anyone ever.
Lamplovesme
Dot for after work
TheNine
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iamdawalrus
Their father was an asshole,forced them into it http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22404-shaggs-philosophy-of-the-world/
iamdawalrus
And Kurt Cobain loved them!
B4Ctom1
I was going to point out that #3 is bullshit, then I remembered that Allegiant Air isn't a real airline.
TheElGordo
It's true! I once netted $400 for traveling home for the weekend.
BuckeyeBTH
Please tell me how you go about receiving this? Do you have ask for it?
TheElGordo
It was offered because they couldn't get me on a flight until the next day. Alaskan air.
lostnortherner
Fuck! Virgin owes me money from 5 years ago!
rezexelon
1/? That one is "sort of" true. Most airlines offer a bump fee which is more negotiable compared to being involuntarily bumped. But each
rezexelon
2/? airline does it differently. Delta (those motherfuckers) will display the bump at checkin kiosks and essentially have you "bid" for who
rezexelon
3/? would get bumped for the least money. American will give all bumped people the same amount. So it's for each on voluntary. & since most
rezexelon
4/4 flights always have people willing to take the money, they rarely get into anything approaching mandatory payouts.
B4Ctom1
Allegiant Air counter employees will literally tell you to get bent. With no fucks given, and no repercussions or "Come back next Thursday."
squelcheswetly
It's not?
B4Ctom1
No, they grant no such payment, and cannot move you to another airline because as a fake airline they have no trade with the others.
squelcheswetly
Your use of "fake" is confusing me. Do they put you on a plane and fly you about for money?
B4Ctom1
Yeah, almost. With that analogy, Allegiant is more like the Uber of the air, pretending to be a full service limousine service.