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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Col. Sherman Tecumseh Potter
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
Maj. Franklin "Frank" Marion "Ferret Face" Burns
Cpl. Walter Eugene "Radar" O’Reilly
Lt. Francis John Patrick Mulcahy
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III
Capt. "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre
Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Finish it with Hot Lips...
DChrisSmith
If you're ever in Los Angeles do the hike in Malibu to the set it's awesome
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
Calsang
AnneFranklyMyDearIDontGiveADamn
http://imgur.com/wKjlOlp
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
joeseewales
Great show was always on around dinner time growing up
VitaminJay
M*A*S*H at 7:00, Barney Miller at 7:30. KTVU in San Francisco.
ItchyLlama
I remember listening to my dad laugh from the other room when he was watching.
kittycatsarefreakingCUTE
My mom was a RN. She loved it too.
dguinnea32
same here, Dad passed 4 years ago and iv'e been re-watching some of these
ChrisRomania
I will always upvote mash!
epicfail331
Ahem.....M*A*S*H
msdss
Wheres Colonel Blake? You bastard!
BigChunkyBubbles
His plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors. RIP McLean Stevenson
DragosTalus
You bastard. The ONE scene/line from the entire series that makes me automatically tear up (not even the chicken). Abyssinia, Henry.
tomorrowwilldo
I was so relieved to see Radar is still alive!!
pintDMG
I wonder which one dies this December 31 ...
fishjoystick
This show is still on in Australia
dangermint
Man, you guys are WAY behind. Wait until you get Cheers, Sienfeld, and Friends.
Proudfoots
Everyday after school from 4-6 this show was on. I loved it
opferanode
and Germany :-)
ShutUpBilly
Yeah, it's wonderful.
TsavoActual
Also on Netflix I do believe. Haven't watched it in a while though so they could have taken it off by now.
TruncatedAppendages
Hulu I believe
Roqinn
It's on TVLand in the US too.
Gidyup
Reporting for duty... https://media.giphy.com/media/RysGoifDY9Ecw/giphy.gif
BigRedMonkeyButts
He said "dooty"
Gidyup
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2hm4vG161rn319fo1_500.gif It's a big duty.
Zendaal
Alan Alda worked with Stonybrook University to create their Center for Communicating Science. Science, improv, journalism, theater all meet.
wadenelson1
Choppers!
ferb444
Thank you Radar.
rhanebeaux
"If I had a dog with a face like yours I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards." Nothing beats M*A*S*H* quotes.
JohnnieTheShrubber
Suicide is painless.
RubberChickenGoD
It brings on many changes
Aurumvoraxi
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
All of these.. and you..
Subtilico
Seen this series at least 10 times. Helped me trough some bad periods. A shared feel of fighting misery with humour.
Textuality
Same here. It's still one of my favorite shows of all time.
borgmaster
This shows probably why im not as dark as I could have been with my childhood. There are clear bad times but their are good times to be had
discountcomics
This is my favorite show of all time
DoakMD
The film is still the best
tarrbot
The book was still the best...
GlassCannon570
The shower thought the book was based on was the best.
napsmear
tarrbot
It's nice... to be nice... to the nice... - Frank Burns, probably
blazebot4200
They turned the hell I went through into a bunch of doctors playing grab ass in the Hollywood hills!!
mausylaura
F is for famiiiiily!
ladybird2223
This show holds up so well. I remember watching reruns with my parents as a kid. I bought the dvd set & re-watched as adult. Love it.
warderkeeju
...you forgot Henry Blake! How could you forget Henry Blake!?
TotalSmartAss
Ol' Colonel Potter passed away on Pearl Harbor Day, 2011
pintDMG
And Father Mulcahy and Trapper John died the last two New Year's Eves respectively.
hnk416
I cried when Father Mulcahy passed. I'm an atheist & he, along with a few real ppl, taught a teenage me not to be one of the shitty ones.
Goldenteckel
"Through early morning fog I see..."
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devolutionary
The pains that are withheld for me
Keru
I realize and I can see
epicfail331
That suicide is painless
RexBry
it brings on many changes
InvidiousSquid
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, it wasn't a chicken, it was a baby.
byohzzrd
FFFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
raggedyanneonacid
BenjaminT247
Lethalshroud
adjacentengels
You're a bad man. Or woman. Or Apache helicopter.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Thank you for the appropriate gender neutral pronoun.
seemill
So fucking dark I came back to upvote it.
EyeFarted
Nigga, you need (to stop / Jesus in your life).
hnk416
LullabyJones
Oh my god
Keesterbunny
oh. my. god.
Groovydesk
Exactly what I said.
Yeraton
bwahaha
CoeusDarksoul
Dude... REALLY? REALLY? REALLY... DUDE! REALLY? REALLY! DUDE? REALLY! REALLY? DUDE!
VitaminJay
I watched that ep when it premiered (I was 10 at the time). Fucked me up.
Snooj
Same here, I must have been around the same age. I had a parallel experience where for years I wasn't sure if she really killed it.
BigRedMonkeyButts
Indeed. As a child, it messed me up. As an adult, I got a little calloused. As a dad, it cuts me deeper than it ever has.
Whetu
I was 10 then too. I still think that was my most powerful TV watching experience.
ItsTanis
Oh my God! Whoa!!
Snooj
God damn.
BigChunkyBubbles
Calm down, Satan.
GuerrillaChicken
Fuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck you!!!!
tarWHOdis
Too soon! I have all the feels again!
godIhatepickingdumbusernames
Will always be too soon
cheeseslaw
I'd upvote you twice if I could.
TouchThaFishyyy
ladybird2223
That episode...
Boudiccaboudreaux
Ohmydearheavenlyfatheryouregoingrohellforthat
aCowBoyKitty
The 30 rock scene where Alan Alda made fun of this was great.
Xplode441
BigAZNMan
LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY NJEEEEEEENKINS!
GlassCannon570
You forgot to wait 150 years. It hasn't been that!
GlassCannon570
(Long)
SendMeNoots
Joke so dark I think it stole my bike.
FuckingTurtleBear
Holy shit dude!
Potatoque
Haha, racism is funny /s