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"Interior design savant receives a wrong number text and gives the sender a life-changing advice."
Feb 14, 2015 10:01 PM
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SpotBot
I'll take things that never happened for 200, Alex.
allbowdown
This made me smile
NoticeMeLegolasSenpai
"Yeah, that shit. Gonna collect dust like a mothafucka lol." had me rollin'
ATCWR
How do you wrong number text someone? All my contacts have been saved for years!
NebulasAndBlackholes
Over a year with a new number and people still call/text looking for Zack. My names Nikki > >"
pussyfarts
that's the color of my son's room and it does look tight as hell!
jcdiris
Best. Conversation. Ever. This is how you dad.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Cobalt is also pretty.. or ooo Tiffany blue.
Creativecoolnamehere28
I want to see a photo of the finished room.
BlackPengu
I like how this retarded lingo suddenly changed in the conversation
CanadianMau5
The only time I ever get a text is when my dentist is telling me to come get my teeth cleaned, and they aren't very chatty.
ElTbonesteak
I once did this with trouble shooting a leaky toilet but pretended to be the other person till the end. Plus less swearing.
Needlemind
The only wrong number story I had, turned out to be a lesbian. She hit on me for over a week and sent boob shots.
LeeroyTheBird
You must be the luckiest person in the world
Hawking74
That...is going to have a child. He or she can't even speak rudimentary English, but they can procreate.
unicorninmypants
I'm sure your ancestors couldn't speak rudimentary anything but you're here anyway, so...
ratherbesleepingtbh
I feel like this is someone trying very hard to create a black twitter-esque post
thebigfudge85
I am in the progress of getting a japanese dragon sleeve, He is periwinkle and looks manly as fuck.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Why do some ppl insist on telling everyone else EVERYTHING of societal value is fake? Or is it just my paranoia?Isthat a bee ora microphone?
teenagemutantninjaalpaca
I like the fact that they sound kind of thug but are really open about choosing colours and furniture.
nomnomsatan
How the hell do they sound thug? because they use a different vernacular?
pr0nty
Yes?
teenagemutantninjaalpaca
Yes.
Lee1604
ha, no mention of any modeller anywhere that he named his kid Tamiya? i wonder what scale she's in. :-)
MikePwnsYou
LMAO. As a modeler, I laughed way to hard at this.
Lee1604
eyy buddy, we just need to stick together. pun intended :) Whatcha buildin'?
iampurplelungs
You have to watch Dave Chappells bit on accidentally dialing white people...that was this.
ThatFloridaMan
No I’m sorry, no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?
pencilv3ster
Winner
FortheChellofit
winner chicken dinner
aFadingMemory
I only remember the Kat Williams one, http://youtu.be/1-xo4kX2grY
Feralphobia
Well who are you trying to call?! No its a 9 not a 7, well if that doesnt work call me back well figure this out!
kennykudda
Katt Williams has a brilliant bit on this as well. I don't remember which show exactly, so I recommend watching all of them :)
nopetynopenope
I once got a wrong number text telling me to bail a guy named Jim out of jail (again), I responded with...
nopetynopenope
Fuck Jim which resulted in a VERY angry mother calling me at 3 am. Still the funniest thing I've ever done.
VexingRaven
Fuck Jim.
cdba15
If you liked this, you'll be happy to know that you can also have conversations with people of different races *on purpose*!
GreenMeggsAndHam
How could you possibly know either of these people's race?
tresfab333
Look at the very first text bubble. It's either a black person or a casual racist, lol.
hlibs11
I love blue as a female, and you can tell he cares. I love it!
RedStarBeograd
I'm a man, but I like purple, especially in those really tight leggings that women use. Like this: 1/2
RedStarBeograd
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/f0/21/e2f0211fff79b5bb4c4a76b6406fd15f.jpg
limabeans
I read that as "a blue female"
hlibs11
da ba dee da ba die
Guccikaine
I think the person who had the wrong number was a female as well as the one who texted back. I could be wrong tho.
hlibs11
but if you're a female, you know wicker. You can't get periwinkle and NOT get wicker
ImguritisIsNotCureable
when I was a little girl I painted my room blue to match my eyes
FortheChellofit
You painted your eyes blue?
mimllr
It's called an accent wall!
PurpleTurtlePrincess
Every room must have an accent wall.
Yourideatrain
Is that like a language barrier, but for...oh. Ohhhhhh!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
sometimes the wrong number is the best number you could've dialed,
theunclebob
mattvam
tbf this would be a brilliantly constructed story if it weren't true. the candidness is genuinely believable and seems very authentic
gmonkey129
I'll take ape tit for 400
theunclebob
Anal bum cover for 1000, Trebek.
logant
You're not a fan of the reposts, are ya Trebek?
theunclebob
Trebek's response to reposters -
QueenofCraptarctica
Trebek tired of yo shit.
icannotfindausernamethatisnottaken
This is fake. Someone just wanted internet points and faked the rest of the Conversation. I guarantee it
PlaidWearingCanadian
Just let me believe okay? :(
Sarillion
It was from the same original poster on tumblr, but I guess they could've.
straygato
Show me that guarantee, Mother fucker. I dare you. I double dog dare you.
Threns
Thank you. Thank you for delivering us from the possible scourge of having believed a text chat between two strangers. You sir, are a king.
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Iliveinabook
The room, bc she really doesn't know the person who txted her and she thinks its creepy/uncomfortable to request such pics of a CHILD'S room
Iliveinabook
To clarify: she keeps getting asks on Tumblr about requesting pics.
AttractiveFlatulence
OverRedundant
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/strchw.gif
WherePoetryComesToDie
Really? Out of all the things that have never happened, there's a very good chance that this actually happened.
AmbiguouslyPunny
I want an update on this fucking room! Should tell them to send pics!
Malkiot
My Cousin has a little girl. I gave her a toy about trucks, lorries, and excavators for her birthday. Will continue doing so.
nineT2
Too bad we'll most likely never hear about it.
GheeButtersnapsJenkins
Op will deliver... Let's just wait.
NipplesTheEnchiIada
like we waited FOR THAT SAFE!?!? YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Yo damn periwrinkled dick tree.
GheeButtersnapsJenkins
beautifully worded
ShamrockFury
I dunno, I think mine beats it.
ivoryashes
She really needed you to go shopping with her if those were the boots she was considering.
kerbie
I'll go boot shopping with you ;)
ieatmousetraps
I'll go boot shopping with you! :D
GayburnWright
Is this not meme? this is not meme. omg
zebrasintheskywithdiamonds
If it makes you feel any better, I'd go boot shopping with you any day of the week after 5 pm.
nanoo2
Should get 'em in turquoise. Our maybe that periwinkle shit.
kerryxpaige
Someone's name was Meme?
Cassanara
My guess is they meant Mimi.
dinosaurshatepushups
Ill go boot shopping with you ;)
Creamofsumyunggai
Me too!! But I am NOT sucking dick for boots!!.. Again..
disruptedvice
We should all go as a group. Who else is in?
Dawnstempest
Me, pick me.
MidasWhale
Holy shit $1800 boots??? You should have kept the facade up a little longer in hopes of befriending a ridiculously wealthy person
jumpingspiderkittens
I thought they were $17.95 (which is a great deal- damn!)
pascalelr
Or maybe 179,5?
AnthonyB94
Or maybe $1.795???
ramtennae
I thought we were dealing with time travel to acquire centuries old boots
plethora
Wonder whether that was $17.95 or $1795..
cgibaboons6
I was thinking she meant 1795 as a year because my brain couldn't compute that being the price of boots
ArdentSlacker
Time travel back to when the boots came in the right style... ^_^
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
It's Saks, totes $1795.
PoppinLochNessHopster
They look about the same as a 50 dollar pair, or worse, that you could get at walmart, only you would know their worth... Talk about douche
StillNotYouTube
mother of god....
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
What the good holy mother fucking shit. Why. Why the fuck would you do that.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
They're fucking boots! What the hell!
mrskeItal
totes? I thought we were talking boots!
Hobosamuri
When it concerns Sacks, it's totes!
ActuallyAPirate
Boots n totes n boots n totes n boots n totes n boots n totes n boots n totes n boots n totes n
LiterallyYourMom
You should've sent a pic of Good Guy Greg and said "Yes, this is meme".
IronMannequinMrkXXI
Dang it, who gave their Dad access to an imgur account?
1Rogue
I just replied "THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING TO CAT FACTS" etc when they randomly texted me yelling at me
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1Rogue
someone missed their wheaties this morning
GunslingerFyre
Yours is good, kinda proud of mine too: http://imgur.com/JF5lIlN
NormalNorman
Borderline bitch lol
EulaliaSaxons
Cyanogen!
Dumfuc
Calling @pancakegiver
HitlerEatingABanana
http://imgur.com/KKQeiez here's mine
jawsome
Of course you are joking, a body would never fit in there.
EhhhWhatsUpDoc
A small body would and at least 3 babies. Maybe even 5 crack babies
triplepenetration
Aww Hitler, that was nice.
Orion1453
What kinda phone do you have? Texting app looks crazy
GregoireMaltes
as Hitler eating scale didn't answer, I will : must be an HTC phone
whereisthecakeiwastoldtherewouldbecake
I never get wrong number texts :(
eggmuffin
I got a date from a wrong number once. It occurred to us both, when we first met, that we had forgotten to ascertain each other's gender.
InsomniaKitten
I got one this morning that just said "I'm gonna hurt naes" that's it.
mrefintechnical
Maybe there is something wrong with your number what is it maybe I can see?
Kalthramis
Be glad. I've changed my number twice and I still get people texting me about buying weed. Drives me fucking nuts.
SkyKiller63
I got a call from "my boyfriend from austin texas" yesterday. He's in my phone now. I'm a dude, and he seemed pretty convinced. or stupid.
SouthernFriedGeorgian
I sent out a a text to a wrong number once, I thought it was my friend playing a joke on me so he called me to confirm it.
SouthernFriedGeorgian
We then would send random funny pictures to each other and he would refer to me as the southern voice.
Coppermantis
I once got a wrong number text asking if the bet was still on. I ignored it because I didn't want to get anyone killed.
RepublicofTexa
Since moving to Texas and geting my phone number, I get a text all the time from people looking for bootlegged cable hook ups
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Confused wrong number calls, yes. Texts? Sadly no.
Killakam721
Someone cussed me out & called me a bug-eyed bitch. I told them it was a wrong number they apologized & said they thought I was their niece
RedStarBeograd
Damn
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
I could text you
nayrucharm
I always do... asking for Becky. Sorry guys Becky injected 3 whole marijuanas and died.
kerbie
No thats taylor swift
nayrucharm
no, thats becky??? haven't you seen the story??? so tragic???
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janedoestolemyidentity
I go there. I will now look for Brandi and tell her to leave you the fuck alone. Hopefully the right Brandi.
nkaplan89
Yeah. I mean I get a lot of wrong number calls. But never wrong number texts. Which I think
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Is odd
dreamingvividly
I did once. The guy called me Kip and said AFV was on.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
This one time, I did :) I started doing a conversation like this but in the end it actually ended up being my cousin lol
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I got a wrong number text once and it was "sorry, wrong number." That was the first text. I was flabbergasted
thegr8rambino
lol flabbergasted
wam3483
I did once from a guy who just bought a new truck. Asked me if I liked it. Said I thought it looked great. He said "thanks wrong number guy"
IAmCthulhu
I got a wrong number that wasnt a wrong number. My sisters friend stole my phone for like a month, then it magically reappeared in her car,
IAmCthulhu
he was using it for everything, and told his mom to call it whenever she needed something. I had to explain to her 3 different times that2/3
IAmCthulhu
he no longer had my phone. I never told her he stole it, though. She seemed nice and not all there, so why bother her. 3/3
specvlvm
I once received a phone call from a dude who thought I was the guy his GF was cheating on and ended up giving him love and life advises.
RedStarBeograd
Did you suck his dick?
GreedyJungle
Someone texted my mom asking for nudes once. Then when she told him he had the wrong number he just asked for nudes of her.
Ruqayya
While she is sending them...hook a brother up?
GreedyJungle
Haha who said she ever sent them?!
passionrain
I get wrong number calls all the time, people think I'm a liquor store. So I tell then yeah your beer is on hold just ask by name... asses.
SpecimenSpiff
I'll keep texting random numbers until I get yours! 111-1111.. nope
RepublicofTexa
You forgot to add the area code, 111-111-1111
EveryChickenInThisPlace
So you have 10^11 numbers to call. Good luck!
GregKennedy
9999999999 - 1111111111 = 8888888888 numbers, which is only 88.88888888% of the 10 billion you quoted.
zachary7799
I did once and he wouldn't stop sending me dick pics. I'm a guy...
nation543
the only time that i do, it's somebody speaking spanish looking for ricky. this has been going on since i got the number in 2003.
vinoinreno
You can wrong number text me
thisisharderthanIthought
I don't either! I want a silly wrong number conversation :(
hybridxm0ments
I did once. They asked if I was coming that night then immediately said wrong number. I told them i loved them. It was my boss' new phone.
ProbablyUnpopularOpinion
me neither. I don't have a cell phone though.
SpeakerToMeat
I do. It's always stupid little kids. It's never fun
Dark4eons
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Mine are always "Yo, where are you?" And i know its not for me because I don't have friends that i make plans with.
Butane9000
I got one where some dude texted pics of his wrecked car asking me not to tellsomeone. Probably the cars owner.
Lmdsmad
Who texts a number that isn't saved.
anythinganything
What's yo number, I'll wrong message you
MadeThisSurongLecture
I never get right number texts...
Talmorean
What's your number. Lets make this weird
californiadrought
I would offer to send you one ,but if I mean to send it to you then it wouldn't be a wrong number text.
Chistoid
I did once. It was magical.
jb1701d
I hardly ever get any texts...
whydoispendsomuchtimehere
Step 1: be a drug dealer
skstarne
Neither does anyone else...
RomeoSniper
I got 1 once and I tried striking up a conversation but they got weirded out :(
Eggtothenog
I got a wrong number text,... Then I received many voicemaisl about anal sex.
KillerCaitie
I once got a wrong number text, from someone who had been given a "fake" number by some girl in the US. Was kinda sad.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Someone called me once and said "happy birthday Stephanie" in a southern accent. My name isn't Stephanie, and I'm from the Maritimes...
jake0519
You can have mine 1413-825-2645
ActuallyFactually
I keep getting texts for a girl named Kristina. All from guys. Apparently she had many "cuddle buddies"
dontstephere
noone does, its all fakes
J2W3
I've only ever gotten one. It was some lady threatening someone over rent money. I replied with "You have the wrong number" but they (1/2)
J2W3
continued, saying things like "Yeah right, you can't hide." I eventually had to threaten to call the police. It was the opposite of fun.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
I did once. It was somebody's Christmas list. They asked for Diet Coke or Game of Thrones...
myrdrah
I don't get any kinds of texts, wrong or right number. :/
EveryChickenInThisPlace
I do, but only because the person that had my number before me was a drug dealer. It's pretty damn annoying
blueberrycupcakes
one time a guy called from Italy asking for my mom, saying he wanted to marry her and that she was his ex. I was like WAT?
PolarBears91
I got a text from someone who was stuck at an airport waiting for a friend. Don't think they had a great day.
AW11682
I never get texts
crochetingmeteorologist
I get them, but they never turn into conversations. Usually guys looking for some chick that had the number before me.
doufancyapickle
I got a wrong number and I pretended to be all excited then I said Jk I dont know who the fuck you are"
PlatonicPajamas
As someone who has been getting nothin but dick pics for the last week... You don't want to..
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Prepare your inbox.
PlatonicPajamas
I've accepted my fate.. this is my life now.
dinosaursarebadass
I think I've only ever gotten a handful of those. I'm not very spontaneous.
PlatonicPajamas
Yeah.. Well.. I didn't ask for them.. And I'm a guy.. So no possible appreciation factor either..
dinosaursarebadass
I'm a girl. I don't ask for things either. I guess that's why I don't get any hahaha.
PlatonicPajamas
Haha well count your blessings.
PlatonicPajamas
Also Dinosaurs are indeed, badass.
tinkeredrose
I get wrong number texts, and they're always about someone else's child and their attendance/rule-abiding issues.
SpiralHeart
I got one once...just said "coming to eat your pussy"
Moonmoonn
Right
davebaretta
I once got one from a guy named "Purple
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I got one that went "Sorry for the hangup brah, police were here askin fo lil John." and then I got different one on Easter that said 1/2
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
"Happy Easter!" 2/2
Bearjamin
I don't get texts but I had a wrong voicemail once telling me about a heart transplant list.
Kronoak
i thought i was the only one, then again i probably need a phone for that
Groose
I got a wrong number call from a group of girls one night...I looked one up on fb and I poked the wrong girl (someone with same name)
Groose
girl I poked ended up being my first kiss.
ElonMustToke
Play your cards right and you could be my right number. ;)
TotalTriscuit
I got a few proposal announcement texts before.
ElonMustToke
play your cards right and you could be my right number. ;)
thegr8rambino
same :(
MadisonDiaz
Someone once called me like 6 times at 3am and woke me up. I texted them and they were like "yo it's D dawg, you called me first so who are
MadisonDiaz
you?" And I was the meanest to him that I have ever been to a person. And he was all "damn, sorrrrrrry."
RoseanneRosannadanna
I got a series the other day, from someone who thought I was his babymama trying to keep him from seeing his kid.
zytz
I do, but they're always looking for drugs from Chester
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofAdolfHitlersmotherKlaraEveryday
8087231110 it's a phlipfone. tecting isn't easy. but as tard i will answer all texts... 0~o
cokonutz
I don't get wrong number texts either :(
kerbie
One time I got an overweight lady selfie with her parrot and it said pretty bird
firestorm79
I got one the other day and was so hyped thinking about all the ones I had read on imgur, so I typed: 'sorry wrong number'. And that was it.
MrPredator
I got a wrong number text once. I ignored it because I didn't want to go to jail.
bananadock
I once did, telling me to take an extra shift at work.
17bohtal
Can I be your first wrong number text ;)
sexyllama
i got one randomly saying some dudes dad died... It wasnt very fun
Papusejuice
That's cause they're not real. Shits faker than Pam Anderson's tits
hellotomlovers
Me neither. From the looks of it, it looks entertaining to get wrong number texts
lucidcute
Same. But get a lot of spam texts.
zachzac
Wrongnumbertextmaker.com
unresponsivenipples
I do, but it's weird because they're always in Japanese or Portuguese...
thedeadmarchhare
I do from someone named Bill Collector.
princesskageebageeba
No texts but I get regular phone calls for a really prestigious surgeon in California, that's pretty cool.
tflorio19500
I did...once. 2 AM. Simply read, "Hello it's Jesus." Couldn't get back to sleep.
whereisthecakeiwastoldtherewouldbecake
Oh hey there
ThisOneTimeI
I did once, woman said I was sleeping with her man. Then she called me, was awful.
InboxMeYourOwls
Did she ask what you were wearing, "Jake from State Farm?"
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
Because it was true, right?
ThisOneTimeI
Haha hell no, but she was ready to fight.
canadiantimberwolf
You didn't start that story with "this one time I". You missed that opportunity
ThisOneTimeI
This one time I got called out on a mossed opportunity, and it was awful.
dinosaursarebadass
Missed. Hahahaha. Thanks for this giggle!
Kidiri
I'd say to give me your number, but that wouldn't be a wrong number text.
suckinsyn
I can give you my wrong number although it's from Poland, so yeah.
phdinhorribleness
He/she could give you the wrong number and then someone else could get a wrong number text
resiget
8017635582
Koukla13
Umm, country and area code ?
Solarfyre
Doesn't matter, just use any country and area codes. We're talking about wrong numbers here
kdm36
Lets do this!!
ilikedogsdogsarecool
And we can all start doing it so much that maybe eventually it will come back to us
kronikreefer
That can potentially be a very bad idea lol
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
if the texts sent are innocent-sounding like going to see a movie or something, it would be safe...r
haahahahaahah
I like this idea
ilikedogsdogsarecool
haahahahaahah
Summersky
Give us your number but one number off and we all have to text until WE GET THE RIGHT NUMBER!
mirjak
SIKE! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!
SeriouslyAwkward
I got it! Give me her his number and I'll write "text this number for a good time" on a bathroom stall.
mrfriendzone
6232219041 go !
SunDriedObamas
Cause then if I had your number, it would be the right number text ;)
Jarmadillo
Give me your number and I'll write it in a bathroom stall
secretagentchewbacca
Bold strategy. I like it.
HuhHoh
Texting while shiting... Is the way
Zurkive
Our true savior
whereisthecakeiwastoldtherewouldbecake
Come to think of it I dont get any texts :( :(
dinosaursarebadass
I don't either. Let's text each other!
KiwiDinosuar
I'd text you :3
DancingHiddleston
Except from my mum :-)
ThuqLyfe
Me either. Lets be frens? :3
DoctorWatchamacallit
i once got a text saying "Congradulations Omar Abdul, you've won a free vacation...." I'm a white guy and I have no idea who omar is.
T8teTheGreat
that can be solved if you're bold enough to post your number on the internet
nvanhart
The world's bathroom stall!
Ruqayya
For 4chan to poop on.
vividlydull
I'd text you!
cimbom
Me too!
payHOMAGEpupil
I second that
GoshDaMule
I wouldn't, but i'd say I would on the Internet so that this person feels better.
SomethingReallyAmusing
Thank you for signing up for CatFacts! Did you know that both humans & cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.
mrr90
I just texted a random number "now you got one". There is statistically a chance it's yours. I like to think it's yours.
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
I have, I pretended to be his friend. Went on for a long time. I even got his name wrong once and he didn't catch on. But one time 1/2
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
We had gotten into a argument over something I forget, but I made him so mad at his friend he was all "Fight me punk, I'll kick your ass"
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
3/3 I asked him if he really thought he could touch me, I said next time I see him I will destroy him and I wanna know what ever happened
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I got once from an old lady who used to send me voicemails, and I texted back that she had the wrong number. She told me (1)
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
me I was missing out on a great friend. It was really cute. (2/2)
VerticalTaco
I had an old lady that called me every Tuesday asking me to go do archery with her. She did this for 3 years... I should have just gone.
RedStarBeograd
Not a good move, you never know what kind of people you can end up dealing with, maybe a rapist or some crazy shit.
TheWildebeast
Some fuckers keep calling me asking for a Kevin, been happening since middle school