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@shockedalot @DennisNedrey @WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
Jun 15, 2018 10:47 PM
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@shockedalot @DennisNedrey @WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
@DennisNedrey hasn't been on since yesterday … we'll never fforget
lochnessmonsterr
BloodyGarbage
I could before I got fat. It's okay.
MattyPatty01
Somebody please tag the guy that licked his own dick. I gotta ask if he got further.....for a friend.
d4mnthatsh1twasd0pe
ftfy @weallfaptotherhythmoftheboogiethebeat
WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
CaptainBlacklung
Hey, pro-tip for sucking your own dick. Have someone ELSE suck your own dick. Way easier.
ThighHighsSaveLives
Still would bitches.
bootybutts
This is gold. I love this community.
ChibiGojira
I'm able to suck the tip... but it's not nice
somewhatwiseguy
I'm actually very flexible after being in martial arts as a kid in junior high I actually managed to nearly suck my own dick but I couldn't
somewhatwiseguy
Breathe at the same time ultimately I failed
Wintermute1v1
Best way to die. With honor.
DarthSilegy
The real question is, is wanting to suck my own schlong gay?
drakewarnock
Not any gayer than wanting to give yourself a handy.
DarthSilegy
Ahh, thank you!
Reenieonthepc365
The only person I’ve seen that could come even close to that was Ron Jeremy. Not a great visual.
QuartzPigeon
I know Pornhubs got a bunch of videos of dudes sucking their own dicks
drakewarnock
And some girls sucking their own dicks!
elfoe
Okay who hasn't tried this?
whatupcorgibutt
Me but uh my dick is not there
MayaaTheSiren
...straight guys.
Dayrest
Liar
ButtsandBewbs
Straight guys like blowjobs. Straight guys can't always get a blowjob whenever they want. Straight guys won't touch another guy's dick (1/2)
ButtsandBewbs
But they will touch their own. It only follows that they'd be willing to suck themselves off if they could. Bonus points if bi-curious (2/2)
MayaaTheSiren
Straight guys wouldn't stick a dick in their mouth even if it was their own.
MrHobbes14
Me, I haven't tried.... I'm a woman.
amp99
That username though.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
I used to be able to swallow mine like a pro. Then I got fat and arthritic. I don't even care. It was awesome.
BecauseCanadian
This is so old now it’s on never fffffffforget
Drixelix
@DennisNedrey
kkus
are they related to lanadelray?
Moizsh10
I summon @lanadelray
mann0311
No longer the same account holder if memory serves.
birdsgocaca
Never fforget
Woestkonijn
Never forget. I wish I could lick my own pussy but I can't. What a world would that be.
CookiePiSmuggler
Im sure the „helpful“ guys in here will make you regret that comment in no time
Woestkonijn
Where is that exploding inbox?
A10pilotedbyaHoneyBadger
I mean, you can't lick your own pussy and I can't suck my own dick. I think we've found a golden business opportunity here.
Woestkonijn
So what are you proposing here? I have got tons of people for linking my pussy. I just want to try it myself. Nobody knows better than me.
A10pilotedbyaHoneyBadger
Dayrest
Have you tried someone else's? Because I assume they'd reciprocate. Not the same, but closer than a guy. They'd know too.
Woestkonijn
I tried many a many pussy. Still not mine
Dayrest
Fair enough. Have you had guys as well? Do the girls at least do it better?
restos
How do you link it? With bluetooth?
Woestkonijn
With my tongue.
mycleverusernamehey
I remember reading that and thinking to myself... I bet I see that posted later. #winning
ThighHighsSaveLives
demonicnight
I can actually suck my own dick. Gotta say, it's probably just as nice as you think it is.
JifLover
I imagine it's pretty nice. Probably an enjoyable passtime if you can do it comfortably. Like even in a non-sexual way. Probably feels good.
TrueDankMemeLord
Well for anyone that cares I've accidentally jizzed in my own mouth whilst sucking mine rod. Fuck what a shock. But spitters are quitters,
TheDeanofLean
Craazyy1
swallowing is the main perk of autofellatio imo.
NightButtFairyHawk
"accidently"
TrueDankMemeLord
And I wasn't about to be a fucking quitter no matter how much it sucked.
restos
bschoolbrat
never fforget.
ThighHighsSaveLives
AKnightOfMind
Never fforgive.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
This the kind of thing you think will be funny one time. But someone's going to use it four months later n we'll understand the refererence.
DonKeedik
never fforget
Polaristars
never fforgetti
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
fforget what?
Snaddyxd
Moms spaghetti recipe
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Mom's spaghetti
Polaristars
Knee's weak, arms spaghetti
LetTheLiquorDoTheThinkings
Theres spaghetti on his spaghetti already, moms spaghetti.
SkillCheckStudios
*Spine weak, dick spaghetti*
calldrdaley
Don’t be upsetti
ryanmms
never fforget
thechillpilgrim
Never ffurrender
Dumblejore
Never ffive up
SomeAustralianGuyThatLovesCatsAndBeer
Damf. I haff fffforgttenfff.
Popcorn4u
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
letmethinkaboutthat
Annie is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
goldskeinedwings
Did you post this because they’re married irl?
cachem0n3y
https://youtu.be/7vHNwfu9y50
cachem0n3y
Your welcome in advance
Cartoones
Whut is this science from?
allibaster12
Alison Brie: somethingsomethingporn
paperninjaSadie
Outtakes from the show Community, they actually made most of the cast members do it
whatsupdoccy
I need sauce for that.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
MissLadyPants
You'd either have to be super limber or have a reasonably sized penis to do this I would imagine? Idk I don't have one of these things.
HonestCommentFarmer
It's possible with a lengthy enough shlong and some flexibility. The main thing is that it's a lot of work for basically a novelty.
SumoSGazer
So, how long have you been a gymnast?
Dayrest
More than super limber. Like, Olympic gymnast limber.
manslut
I can get like 6 inches from my dick so yeah a reasonably sized footlong dick
TheLateNinja
Ryebread91
What was 8 years ago?
ThighHighsSaveLives
MrYazzieYazz
Marilyn Mason took ribs out to do this. I remember my friend heard from his friend's dad that it really happened.
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
Really flexible people can do it
AlmightyThor117
Is that James Franco’s brother
TheLateNinja
It is, David Franco
rabbiebabbie
Psh yeah James Franco has a brother named DAVE Franco...that's the most made up name I've ever heard!
Baroonz
Dont forget mat franco
capnsebastian
They're Jewish of course they're gunna make up their names... too soon?
prang97
Now who’s going to save this for 8 years
ColtispyYoush
never fffforget
fudgemaker9000
I keep saying I can put the whole head in my mouth PS it taste like rubber and feels more like giving than receiving. No1 cares though
Dayrest
Stop telling us. Nobody cares.... ;)
c0nman
I've heard sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked
Imustupvotealltacos
And?
HeywouldJablowme
I honestly think I got there in a dream but never in reality. If memory serves that dream wasn't too pleasant. Kind of a let down really
leparrain777
Wrong.
ChrisMendez123
Probably how giving yourself a massage feels like giving a massage and not like receiving one?
StrangeBurningSensationWhenIPee
Does anyone really do that? I get S the D but what kind of psychopath just sits there and gives them self a massage
frenzys9
Maybe if their back is hurting.
TimeIsMoneyFriend
Probably
IWasInThePool
Yeah, you "heard."
c0nman
i wish i was that flexible
ThisOneTimeInZelda
You make it sound like it's shameful? My body, my rules!
DigitalMau
id still do it if i could
Thegreatbarty
This should be on an inspirational poster. Awesome.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
So its both? Works for me.
maincarrot
True.
downvoteacct
I don’t see a down side on this.
OatsThePantless
Its true, feels numb.
Somanyquestions
Neither. It feels just like masturbation.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
It does. Used to be able to do it.... Before the accident.
BaahubaliTheGOAT
Underrated fucking comment right here
Nacrolai
Sit on your mouth for 15 minutes before hand and it'll feel like someone else is doing it
squiddlyDOwrong
The gold everyone else is missing
ThePodd
What's wrong with that
sunyudai
Nothing, so long as expectations are set properly.
Dayrest
Nothing wrong with it, but why contort yourself to suck your own dick if you could get the same experience sucking someone else's.
Ulgoroth
Well, I think that trying to pick up a guy when gay is 4% minority is much harder than pickup girl. Can t manage either tho
Dayrest
That's why gay bars exist.
Wintermute1v1
Because their dick doesn't have the same fermented dick cheese taste that mine does. Been cultivating it for years.
ThePodd
mzcz2d
bigdog838
IFuckingCanNot
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZAw_B-U8AAOIgX.jpg
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
That's because your mouth has more nerve endings.
MusicMan84031
This conversation happens every single time
TooFunkToDrunction
But jerking off doesn’t really feel like giving a hand job.
GerberLegalTeam
I don't know about that man.
Mindshard
Are you sure about that?
willvasco
I can also vouch he is correct
sevrono
I can vouch that he is correct
HeywouldJablowme
The first time I actually got off from a handjob I felt like I was spray painting the entire room
thegreatfatass
BlacksMcNutt
But that was summer between 7th and 8th grade
StrangeBurningSensationWhenIPee
I remember that time vividly: black and blue dick trying to remember pictures from the 2.5 playboys I had seen so I could pitty jizz
Lucritas
true
Dayrest
Angles different.
BlacksMcNutt
Not always..... 69
Dayrest
Fair enough. But you're not bent into a pretzel during a 69
Wadzirra
Swap hands
SojaExiles
Damn, I never thought about that.
nickdoesntsharefood
So might as well skip all the yoga and stretching and go straight to 69'ing your bff
allibaster12
Or just 69 yourself
YoudBeenDunGoofd
0 yourself
CoffinFullOfPudding
Never forget @kylecorn
drdavessardogs
+1 for that reference!!! WHOOT WHOOT!
garyeffing
?
Thustle
You forgot?!
BitchMoo
You know you've been on here too long when people don't know KyleCorns story. Ughhh
ahotpotato
Yep this irked me more than I would like to admit.
ahotpotato
That being said, you've been here even longer than me.
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BitchMoo
It was more a commentary on how long I had been on here and it made me feel old. Not hating on newer members.
buttdestroyer
The only reason why I'm trying to lose weight is so I can suck my own dick. Also, when you make a post about this comment, let me know.
Dayrest
I'm thin as a rail AND fairly flexible. And I can't. You need to be more than just thin.
fistermatic5000
I use to be able to do the tip. It felt like sucking a dick.
P3rkalator
Hell yeah buttdestroyer
matchstickmetropolis
Never fforget
MisterManatee
I'm very skinny and it's not even close. Get into yoga or remove a rib
DirtRagFartStain
The 90s were a hell of a time, am I right?
lazycunt
Motivation is motivation am I rite ?
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ultravioletregulator
I can't believe I'm weighing in on this: but it could be your proportions. I'm 6' tall, and I know in my teens I could at least get tip. 1/2
ultravioletregulator
I mean...I was the same height...but weighed leas...I could get there. If you're tall (or short) I could see the not working.
OtterlyMagnificent
I'm skinny and flexible and can get my tongue on my pussy, but not in...Oh well...
TrueDankMemeLord
I've nut in my own mouth before. Big fat load of jizz pumped into my mouth with my lips locked around my dick. Was an accident though.
ChameCR
Damn. dot
UranusSettler
Every day we stray further from the light
Sp1ffy
How could that possibly happen on accident?
FistfulOfAssholes
4 months. Start the clock.
raptorsoldier
https://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/968_how_to_get_a_six_pack.png
StonerCatJay
The only reason I'm trying to lose weight is so I can crossdress
Dayrest
Why? Are you a guy? If so, large guys make good crossdressers. Cuz guy tits.
StonerCatJay
I have a bit of a gut. My tits are B cups. I've heard that chest muscles and a push up bra can give you pretty nice breasts without stuffing
Dayrest
It's true, but I've seen lots of larger guys cross dressers. They look...I dunno more natural? Tits aren't muscles.
tr3kstar
I think dudes underestimate the discomfort they will feel about haviing a dick in your mouth. Your dick or not, it's a dick... in your mouth
Roune
Also, apparently it’s not so much like getting your dick sucked as it is sucking dick. I’ve heard many things from dudes who are able
tr3kstar
This is my point as well. Unless you already enjoy having cock in your mouth thats not yours I don't see how you get past that part of it
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Eh, I don't like sucking dick (tried it, not a fan), but I was able to suck my own as a teen and it was pretty great. Hurt my back though.
iamthisguy247
if they’re gay or bi it’s probably no big deal. Though if it’s more like sucking than getting sucked, not much reward but the practice.
boevis
I used to be able to do it, it's not that weird. Part of the reason I realized I'm bi, I suppose.
colourofair
From someone who's, well... You know... I don't understand how it's classified as a bad thing. I'm not saying that I'd line up 1
colourofair
37 in a row before breakfast, but it's not a bigger deal than sucking on a toe. I mean, I wash my bits more often than I wash my feet. 2
auserwithaname
I'm a gay guy and i love sucking dick. It's not uncomfortable.
Veldareth
I've never tried but I can't imagine it'd be uncomfortable unless it's another fellow's dick and you don't...like dick.
DownvotesAreFun
Its only uncomfortable if your partner has bad hygiene. In any other case, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
auserwithaname
Oh yeah of course
hubok
It'd be uncomfortable if I didn't find it hot as hell
TrueDankMemeLord
Bro I'm straight and love a big juicy dick. The more the better.
Desaera
Wait... What?
auserwithaname
Wanna hook up?
TrueDankMemeLord
Only if you're a straight male too
Askingforafriend37
I have some news for you.
TrueDankMemeLord
It's the no homo rule onii-fam
tr3kstar
How many het guys you know enjoy sucking dick?
humptydumptywastheking
I think you're underestimating just how much the internet brings out the gay in everyone.
rgzdev
And when you are done with the Internet pay a visit to VRChat.