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This is Sam and he has a favor to ask...
Sam is my boyfriend. He is an awesome boyfriend...
(If you just want to know the favor, scroll down to the end. Otherwise, enjoy the backstory...)
Here is a slightly better picture of Sam. Doesn't he look good in a suit?
Sam is a Computer Science major and he LOVES Imgur. He is constantly sending me little links and has totally gotten me addicted to the site.
Here's Sam and I with the Mystery Machine and Scooby. We're a very fun-loving couple. We love to laugh.
As you can see, he is quite a jokester... (we were at the San Diego Zoo)
And he loves to have a good time.... (this time we went to Busch Gardens for Howl-O-Scream)
Then something bad happened...
Sam was diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer at age 21.
For those of you who don't know what your Thyroid is or what it does, I've included a handle little picture. It's a butterfly shaped gland that sits in your throat overlaying your esophagus (food tube) and trachea (air tube).
It's main function is to control how your body uses energy. Without it, you feel tired and sluggish and disorders of the Thyroid can cause you to gain/lose weight and to lose hair.
Through it all, Sam has handled it like a pro. Even though it is unfathomable to most to face cancer at such a young age, Sam has slapped a smile on his face and dealt with it. As a matter of fact, he was more upset over the fact that his surgery would prevent him from taking prom pictures with my sister, than the fact that he needed surgery...
He was told that he was going to need at least one surgery and that he had some very large tumors (for anyone in the medical field, his largest tumor was 5.7 x 6.5 x 3.5 cm).
This is Sam only a couple hours after his first surgery. As you can see, he has a fantastic attitude. He was literally 3-4 hours post-op here and he's already smiling.
For those of you not medical, here is an explanation of what is going on in this picture:
He has an 11 inch incision on his neck (which you largely can't see here because it is on the other side) and the long tubes (sorry for the blood) are four drains that were inserted into his neck. The patches on the chest are electrodes to a cardiac monitor they had him on.
This photo is 2-3 weeks post-op. As you can see here, the scar is healing beautifully. His caption on Facebook was "Sexy as Ever".
Still smiling! :)
This is two months post-op. The scar has healed even more and he is starting to forget that it is there.
This is several months after surgery. Here, we went out for our belated one year anniversary. As you can see, his scar has faded quite a bit.
It was around this time that we heard that Sam was going to need a second surgery. :( Bummer.
I bought him Paul & Storm tickets to cheer him up - bonus - Wil Wheaton was there too!
Sam wrote an email to them about how much he enjoyed the show and about his surgery. They wrote back and made his day! :)
This is Sam last night. He had to prep for surgery today (12/16) and that involved shaving off part of that majestic beard...
Here he is sans beard with his new goatee! He definitely doesn't like the goatee as much as the beard, but it makes him happy.
Sam is currently in surgery right now and I am worried sick. As a Nursing student, I know that what they are doing is saving his life, but as his girlfriend... Well it sucks.
Anyway, Sam has a favor to ask. He told me that it would totally make his day if he wakes up from anesthesia today to find that he has made it to the front page.
I told him that I would do the best I could, but that I couldn't make any promises. Imgurians, please help me out! I know that it may not seem like much, but to a 22 year old (his birthday was December 4th) fighting cancer, the front page of Imgur is a huge deal!
In closing, here is a picture of Sam's cat Felix. I thought that that might sway some of you.
Please upvote and encourage your friends to. It would mean the world to Sam. I'm sure he will thank you with a followup post of his brand new scar.
By the way, he is taking suggestions for how he got it. It will stretch from ear to ear after this second surgery. So far, he's gotten mob hit, fought a crocodile, and a ninja attack. Ideas?
Thanks Imgurians! You're the best!
4:10 p.m. UPDATES FOR EVERYONE! :)
Sam came out of surgery with flying colors. He is currently sleeping next to me. He was SO EXCITED when he found out that he actually made it to the front page. Neither of us expected it to actually happen. Words cannot express the joy that you all have given him by your kind words and support. In response to all of the "wife her" comments, he says "Don't worry, I plan to..."
We also got some fantastic news. According to his doctor, they got every lymph node that looked suspicious which means that as of right now (as far as we're concerned) he is cancer free! :) I didn't clarify this earlier, but his first surgery was to take the whole thyroid and several lymph nodes; this second one was to take out additional lymph nodes that developed the cancer on the opposite side.
Hopefully he will be discharged tomorrow and he promises to follow up with a picture of the cool new scar that now stretches from one ear to the other. Stay awesome Imgurians. You are all amazing.
canacatjuggle
Good Luck and Merry Christmas, to both yourself and Sam :)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you so much and Merry Christmas to you as well! :) Look for the update post in a few days!
gretchensaurus
HI SAM!!! WELCOME TO The FRONT PAGE!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you so much for making it happen! You're awesome!
Vampiratelycan
+1 from me. All the best and I hope he gets through this. You are both adorable.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you so much! He is doing very well through everything! :)
Casnchaos
Hope the surgery goes well and you both continue to kick ass!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Surgery went very well and I am glad to say that ass kicking abilities were NOT harmed.
Casnchaos
Woohoo!! Merry Christmas and a speedy recovery!
TheFraggler
TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you! :)
IloveUimgur
1. Get a good pirate story, or two, cuz that scar be impressive 2. Wife her, cuz that woman be impressive 3. Get better soon, Sam!!
alienoperations
1. I'm a privateer fighting who fought a shark while saving an email orphan that was tossed in the water. 2. YES! 3. Working on it, thanks.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
"Wife her, cuz that woman be impressive" I concur. :)
JessSchwarze
You've GOT this!!
tePose
As a computer science student also at 22, I suggest that the scar comes from an atempt to apply the max-flow min-cut theorem. Good luck!
alienoperations
They tried to make a Hamiltonian cycle around my neck. I didn't let them.
emilyrunnes
You go Sam! We just celebrated my 24-year-old friend beating Thyroid cancer on saturday. You can do it!!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
We can't wait until we can all go out to the bar to celebrate. Of course all of you Imgurians are invited!
AmericanSighCo
+1 Good luck, Sam!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you for the warm wishes! :)
TheGoodUsernamesWereAllTaken
+1 plus the best wishes for him is all I can do
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Don't ever think "That is all I can do." It means so much to both of us. Thank you. :)
ThePunnyGuy
differently
Not far enough on the front page! More upvotes!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
How similar our usernames are! Did you serve in the corps?
ThePunnyGuy
Currently serving.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you for your service. Semper Fidelis!
ThePunnyGuy
Rah.
SmallNotFarAway
Good luck to the both of you! Hope it all goes well
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you so much! It went very well. We will be posting an updated scar picture soon!
Jackie0
Saving you from a pack of ninjas?
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I'm not sure how he would do against a ninja (read: BAD) but I love the story idea! :)
camimo
So this is how Headless Nick from Harry Potter came to be... just kidding. Good luck, Samwise!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I call him that sometimes. I told him that although I LOVE the HP series, I didn't need him to become a character.
MrCyborgSpoon
*L.T. Aldo Raine
mrssugar
*Nearly
stonaaar
How can you be NEARLY headless?
iliketrains23456789
Good luck guys and may the force be with you both
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you! :)
TheFraggler
This.
bloodshot9001
I KNOW THIS GUY and I felt really bad about it once I found out... He's a really great and helpful guy and I hope he does feel better. <=)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I love the little hat on your smiley face even if I don't know who you are. :)
alienoperations
Sean?
hannefar
Upvoted! On a semi-related note: give blood, people! And bone marrow if you can. I just signed up for for the bone marrow registry :)
Justatwin
I give blood regularly, and had signed up to donate morrow in 2008. Just got my first possible match letter a few weeks ago.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Good on you! :)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you for the PSA! Totally agree with you! Also know that if you need surgery, you can donate blood before hand and that way if (1/2)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
you need it you can have your OWN blood transfused! (2/2)
nym23
DAMN at the paper bag with the candle I totally thought this was about to take a bad turn...I'm glad it didn't! All the best champ!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
No bad turns here! All good turns! :) As of right now he is considered cancer free!
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
I will overlook my jealously of the glorious chest hair and upvote.
BorderlineBoozehound
I just waxed. I take it you're looking for pre-used body hair?
Ishouldbemoreprivate
I have enough chest hair. Where should I donate it?
Luperion
For a 22 year old. Sam has absolutely lovely and copious fur. Wolves would be jealous of such fur.
alienoperations
I have a pretty good howl too... If you know what I mean. - Sam
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/143184/howling-wolf-o.gif
AstroWolf
You would think that, wouldn't you?
Luperion
Have you seen his fur? I would cuddle and nuzzle that. Girlfriend permitting.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I like nuzzling the fur. :) I would allow you to nuzzle it too. Nobody should miss out on that. ;)
Luperion
Woof woof! I have permission to nuzzle! Thanks OP. ^_^
SirGeiger
Chest hair/body hair is nothing to envy. I hate mine. Pretty much all of it
BorderlineBoozehound
So... Obvious question here: why don't you get rid of it?
SirGeiger
It takes a long time to get rid of it and it itches/scratches while coming back. Laser/Waxing is more money than I have
BorderlineBoozehound
Lasering costs time and money, but waxing damn sure doesn't. That's how I keep clean, with wax and a burn spray to kill pain. No discomfort.
SirGeiger
Oh I never have tried it myself I just assumed I'd go to a place to get it done
ImpeachBarackObama
When one of us gets cancer, we all get cancer. We're like members of a family that, sometimes, date each other. Good luck, Sam!
ImguritisIsNotCureable
Awww! You are so sweet and creepy all rolled into one!
AerysIITargaryen
That got weird real fast.
deGoodMan
Don't ask for whom the bell tolls...
CarryOnmyWaywardGeneticalHeritage
We're from Alabama?
TheLazyDraenei
welcome to the south?
westindiaman
Wincest
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thanks for the sentiment! :)
hadnoideawhattodowiththis
This post kind of came at a weird time for me! My doctor had me take a blood test for thyroid cancer on Friday... I get my results back (1)
hadnoideawhattodowiththis
two days after Christmas... it's going to be a hard holiday but this guy really cheered me up about it.
N8tvTexan
You've GOT this!!
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
Good luck! Hoping for the best for you and yours.
hadnoideawhattodowiththis
Thanks!
alienoperations
The good news is most thyroid cancers are extremely curable. Message me or Lauren (OP) if you have any questions. I have papillary cancer.
hadnoideawhattodowiththis
Yeah, I was told this, still a little bit scared though haha. Thanks!
ItsCaptain0bvious
This post started nicely like "Scooby doo", but it quickly turned into "Robot Chicken". +1
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I figured I could win at least one of you over with Scooby Doo!
ImTheDude43
Is he out of surgery yet?? I gotta know he's ok....
TheThingNoNotThatOne
He got out of surgery at around 11:30am. He's doing fine.
ImTheDude43
Excellent, thanks for the update. I don't know why I'm invested, I just am....
mynameislinknotzelda
Because faith in humanity. *good feels*
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Hi! He is out of surgery and as far as the doctor said, NO MORE CANCER! :) Thank you so much for caring! He's an awesome guy!
Liv82
Congratulations to you both!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you so much! :)
ImTheDude43
That's excellent. May he have a long and happy life....with his numerous heads.....
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Haha thank you!
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ImTheDude43
That is awesome, if you guys are ever near Philly, beers are on me....
imasianandiknowit
My brother went through the same operation as well, he tells people his scar is from a lawn mowing accident.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Love it! :) I hope that your brother has fully recovered and is doing well. Best wishes from us!
CoyoteSabre
Scar: First day of sword school. Work related injury as a Guillotine tester. Barely escaped from Mexican Drug Lords.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I love all of these, but especially "I THOUGHT it was a dolphin." That made me laugh out loud. :)
CoyoteSabre
As a geek, I liked the binary search one best. How is Sam? True story: Lived in San Diego. Christmas day surfing with best friend. 1/n
CoyoteSabre
We see a huge dorsal fin in the water. Sure it's Jaws. Turns out to be 15 dolphins surfing with us for a half hour. 2/n
CoyoteSabre
One of my three best Christmas days ever. Another one went skating around the bay before dawn. Sun comes up barely visible through 3/4
CoyoteSabre
clouds. Ten minutes later a solar eclipse starts which I can see with naked eyes.
CoyoteSabre
Got in a fight with his girlfriend. "I THOUGHT it was a dolphin." Thrown through a window in a bar fight.
CoyoteSabre
"I was doing a binary search for my thyroid." "It's not a scar. It's a photoshop artifact."
Shugz648
I'm not usually one for these types of posts. But DAMNIT LETS GET SAM TO THE FRONT PAGE.
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Nathanfake
SAM2013
morenewsfromnowhere
You heard the lad!
chemistrydoc
Dammas11
Sam will get to the front page, by the power of imgur he will!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you to the all powerful Imgur! :)
Dammas11
Hey, he deserves it!! I hope Sam and you're alright! :D
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
We're both doing very well. :) We're going to post some update pictures soon.
Dammas11
Awesome, so glad to hear that! :)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you for making an exception. :) We both appreciate it. http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/08/thank-you-gif-1.gif
amohar
Felix
alienoperations
By the power of imgur, unite!
pewpewdickbeans
My friend was diagnosed with thyroid cancer at 21 as well. He's doing great now and so will Sam! I hope he has a great 22nd bday :)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
So sorry to hear that you had to go through this as well. Glad to hear he is okay! His 22nd birthday was a bit boring (1/2)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
(he was studying), but we're going to make it up to him and take him to a bar to celebrate soon!
coronalmassejection
"You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em? "
coronalmassejection
"Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much."
coronalmassejection
"Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… look at me!"
coronalmassejection
"One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? "
coronalmassejection
" I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…"
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
He is going to love this little saga...
ImTheDude43
He should tell people that he has several different heads and the scar is actually a zipper to attach them to his neck. Good luck Sam!
ninmonkey
Or get job as a special FX artist. He technically nae it.
tinapoehler
He can say he's an Indian deity or Hindu god.
tinapoehler
Will have a rough time if caught eating beef though
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
Oh my gurd! Tattoo the zipper on!
TheThingNoNotThatOne
As his roommate, his favorite joke is "hey, you wanna see my 13 inches?"
alienoperations
It's 11 inches Eric. - Sam
zombillek
Pfft
TheFlyingHellfish
The House of Black and White
HannibalMontanibal
He could get away with saying he survived getting his throat slit like Christopher Walken in Seven Psychopaths.
DogeMaster
Reminds me of Cuba Gooding Jr and Lady Gaga in Machete Kills... Nevertheless, great suggestion!
Caremono
check this short film, it's from Chilean director Alejandro Jodorowsky, same from the first dune movie that got rejected.
Caremono
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1rhIqZDs2Q
RoosterTheRed
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"
MyUserNameIsAproposOfNothing
I would totally use it as part of a winning Halloween costume every yar!
AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes
Or... hear me out.. he can say someone tried to slit his throat but he's too bad ass to die.
ninmonkey
That's what happens if you sex without a safe word.
toshabee
My nephew's favorite thing is, "oh, this? I survived an encounter with [insert big cat here]."
speedy111
fought a bear with nothing but his hands. or a shark. or both. I'd go with both
Warlordzeddicus
Fought a bear with bare hands. Later fights shark with bear hands.
ImTheDude43
ooh how about, he beat a bear to death with a shark!
Lookatmyballs
If I was him I would so be getting a tattoo that would tie in with the scar
theladygrey
My moronic body killed my thyroid. It thought it was a foreign body :| I am sad I do not have awesome Sam's awesome scar. Rock it, Sam! :)
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
That's something to do for when he has kids.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
He loves the zipper idea! :) We're considering being Walking Dead zombies this Halloween. We'll see.
ImTheDude43
Excellent! Happy holidays to you guys, I'll dedicate a beer to you tonight....
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
For all of you wondering, Sam is out of surgery and doing well. I just read him all of your wonderful comments and he enjoyed them (1/?)
stopthinkingiamaboy
Hey OP, my mom just recovered from thyroid cancer! She's doing so much better now. Everything will be okay! Prayers and hugs :)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you! :) Good luck to your mom! It's amazing how many people are in the same boat! Prayers and hugs right back atcha.
inthemorning
So, does your hair grow back and weight restored to normal once the thyroid is fixed?
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
his life now. That will help keep his body regular and where it needs to be. :) Thanks for asking!
inthemorning
Cool. Congrats!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Well Sam doesn't have a thyroid anymore, they took it totally out. He has to take a synthetic Thyroid hormone for the rest of (1/2)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
quite a bit. I told him that he will now have to take a picture of his new scar (it goes from ear to ear) to show Imgur. He is in a (2/?)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
room and just fell asleep. He is exhausted and painful, but THEY GOT ALL OF THE CANCER!!!! This is fantastic news and we're hopeful (3/?)
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
that this is his last surgery. Thank you to everyone who viewed, upvoted, and commented. You've made a shitty day a bit more bearable. (4/4)
Efreeti
Hey, did the doctors tell you about the possibility of lymphedema after lymphnode removal? If not, ask them about it. Better if you're ready
ArchitectInTraining
Stay strong OP! Wish you and Sam all the best on your long journey!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Thank you! Being strong is tiring, but I'd do anything for him. :)
ThePunnyGuy
Show him my upvote gif.
alienoperations
It was awesome!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I did! He appreciated it quite a bit!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
He's sleeping right now but I promise I will. He's going to LOVE it. Especially since he teases me that all I want is to take his money. ;)
Efreeti
Btw, if you google lymphedema be aware that 90% of those images are of people who went untreated for far too long. Also, bless yous guys.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Lymphedema is scary shit yo! He hasn't had it either time though. Luckily.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS MY ROOMMATE. FOR REAL.
ArchitectInTraining
Hey Eric! Long time no see! How are ya?
HappyBabiesInJars
Da best
stobei117
Glad to see he has such awesome friend and soon to be wife!
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
I like how he assumed that I wouldn't see the "the wifing will be sooner than she thinks."
stobei117
he is quite sneaky!
alienoperations
Don't tell her, but the wifing will be sooner than she thinks. - Sam
Myusernamewillnevereverberelevantever
Logged in JUST to upvote this awesome thread.
alienoperations
Well thank you =). - Sam
robosteve1947
Hello Eric!
alienoperations
Hi Steve!
satanismybitch
Holy Fucking Shit! Your roomate is the Kurgan?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
There can be only one
illplatano
My name is Eric. Hi, Eric.
BarrySprout
Ooooh well done, your internet famous by association!
AwesomeMixVol6
Eup eric!! log time no see bro!!!! We gotta catch up one of these days !!! Woooooo!!!
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Um, do I know you?
AwesomeMixVol6
No. I'm just have a lot of feelings.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
Hi Eric :)
notthekingofsweden
Just gotta say that Sam is one lucky guy with a great gf!
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Hey Lauren! Glad to see Sam's all good after surgery, and I know he'll be stoked to see his face on the front page
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
You have no idea... I was like "OMG." and he was like "What?" I was like "YOU'RE ON THE FRONT PAGE!" His eyes got HUGE.
HasAnyoneReallyBeenFarEvenAsDecided
"His eyes got HUGE." That put a tear in my eye :')
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotSierra
You have no idea how happy you've all made us. I am trying to respond to everyone because we are just so touched by the responses.
carolynfw1981
Good for all of you! I'm so glad it went well and that you guys get to celebrate!
marylovesbigdipper
this thread is lovely . congratulations, i hope the healing goes well.
YourGod
Awww Imgurians interacting :) FUCK CANCER! +1
rozstar
aww it's an imgur family!
downvotersarejusthipsterswhoneedahug
You people are wonderful!!all the best!!