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Jul 31, 2020 3:16 AM
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Timtimgrimslimjim
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy. Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story, Tell the readers digest
ArcaneConjecture
https://imgur.com/uC9gcZl
BeanMugged
*Foraging for toilet papet
trapdoorogre
So, is everyone feeling the oncoming apocalypse? Or will we be surprised when it actually comes?
BigBeeOhBee
It was not a good joke....
buddbilly
Because it “will be” a pretty good joke.
RaymondCarver
rayneayami
We'll hunt elk through the dank canyon forests of Rockefeller square. You'll wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life.
stilloldbull
Too soon?
ImSedated
Victoria Guida: I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.
Iridescent09
Been practicing our local foraging skills, so far we've found mushrooms, raspberries/blackberries/thimble berries, walnuts, apples, plums1/2
Iridescent09
Trying to learn more about all year or winter foraging where its a little less obvious whats edible.
apneax3n0n
you are joking now but we won't anymore at november if he will lose the election it will be a civil war cause he won't leave and some will->
apneax3n0n
support him.blackwater is on field yet. we did in many foreign countries so why not at home ? . if he will win the elections (rigged or ->
apneax3n0n
not is pointless) usa will be a huge fascist government which will stop pretending to spread democratic freedom to get what it wants. argh
BarfingMonkey3
I'm ready!
BuffetSugar
How about you ‽
Noctourn
The only people able to even remember 2020 will be donating livers
SeklaLucy
We'll laugh, while feasting on those who would sell out their fellow humans. Content in the knowledge of what we must never do again.
TheRealAlpharius
With destruction comes rebirth. We have the ability to construct a system more in harmony with each other and with nature.
HarbingerOfThis
If you have the ability, more power to you. We humans sure don't.
brainmydamage
But we won't.
DooksandPooks
I’m really good at making really bad shelters and more than proficient at foraging for poisonous plants. I’ll see you in the apocalypse
TheMadOnion
Fuck nature, a mosquito bit me once. I've decided to hate nature ever since. Damn thing itched to man.
Mhynt
Most likely will end up with warlords
astralerection79
It has been a choice since the get go.
Flodos
We sure can! Instead those at the top will continue to worsen the situation to stay in power and enrich themselves further, as always.
spazzysquirrel
Until someone wants to be in charge and start the whole cycle over again
IamNotAshamed
Papa Nurgle bless you with his disgusting gifts!
TheRealAlpharius
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Even if there’s nuclear winter?
3Davideo
That assumes at least some part survives the destruction. In, say, a nuclear war, that'd be in serious doubt.
LuigiEyetalian
I don't want harmony. I'm gonna be a war lord in the post apocalyptic world, ruling my cul de sac with an iron fist.
Imagine8ion
Have you met us?
CommentBot3000
I'm hoping for a Mad Max universe. I'll die pretty much instantly, but it'll be pretty neat.
cusbuster
I give myself 12 months.
MrLurkerMcGurker
Sadly America is addicted to a way of life and we just haven't hit rock bottom yet, addicts don't change til they hit rock bottom
KindofaBadPerson
As an American, I completely agree. I just want us to get our shit together so I can go to space before I die.
LeoSalt
To be honest I wouldn't want you to Your way of life would also oblige you to bring everyone else to rock bottom with you tbh, might b wrong
LullabyJones
Yeah but I haven’t learned any useful survival skills.
theeiinfamousiizzy
i mean, you’ve made it this far, you’ve survived more than some.
BradleyNorby
Get on YouTube cus you gonna learn today
TheForkliftTech
The mad max franchise says no
TheForkliftTech
People simply are douchebags
sarkonas
Yup, that sure as hell has worked out... FYI the last proper destruction was either black plague or fall of Rome, neither worked out
NomDeImguerre
Horizon Zero Dawn.
HommeDeFeu
HORIZON ZERO DAWN Protocol initiated. Good bye humans, you were.... Interesting
ElFreakoDiablo
That's just the Shadows talking.
zeusdemigod131
If we lose our current ability to collect resources we will never be able to build society back up
cusbuster
If there was a total collapse of society, what resources would you collect.
RatElemental
Food and water would be a good start.
BalaclavaBob
But we won't because humanity as a whole is STOOPID.
TheRealAlpharius
Maybe. But definitely not with that attitude.
BalaclavaBob
It's an observation not an attitude .
OneHandedComent
fav part of this reply is that it's 4 while the comment has 1 downvote and 1 upvote. some reason dude who dv changed his mind at your reply
OneHandedComent
3 upvotes*
TheRealAlpharius
Lol nice.
CarnivorousManatee
Warune
New York city.
mofreckle
yeah this has come and gone
abbiistabbii
Idk, what one is run by English Public Schoolboys?
JumpinJoe
Texas
Seruun
You had the CHAZ in Seattle and from what I see in Portland, they are going to be next.
wardenda
I had money on "The Hunger Games" over "Lord of the Flies"
Noctourn
Every Republican state did a month ago. Now they are blaming masks because they keep in the virus they somehow had. Grade 2 diplomas
Imjusthereforthecomments
As a Floridian, it was us. Even before Corona.
PwnageHobo
Victoria
davemacaroni
That’s already happening. Glances at Portland
jiynxed
Like, two blocks of Portland has been rough. The rest of the city is fine
RideTheStimutacs
And the "rough" parts of it are incited by feds.
IgnisAurumProbat
I think you need to take a better look. Shit's fine now that the fed's & their mercenaries are fucking off.
cmpltkaos
Yeah, not really. Lord of the Flies was about the strong dominating the weak. Portland is more about the weak saying 1/2
cmpltkaos
"if this is how it's going to be, let's just burn it down". Insert Harold and Kumar White Castle "let's burn it all down, Pookie" meme.
TheRealAlpharius
It takes a lot of fucking strength to rumble with the police every night.
Shamwowser
The strong through numbers but weak through authority are fighting the weak in numbers but strong in authority and Geneva convention
DVSBSTrD
Florida already has.
Iiar
Nah Florida is actually doing alright all crazy tourists who make up the Florida man posts aside
HommeDeFeu
Always has been *gunshot*...* not heard but dictated from space*
TheAzureWrath
I'm in Fl now, graduated uni may '20, been hunkerin down since march. Should have left a year ago
HommeDeFeu
I'm sorry, for what it's worth, may you and yours live long and prosper.
TheAzureWrath
Thank you
Melonfish
South Carolina, followed by Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia...
HommeDeFeu
You picked 2 states over Florida, either you like losing money or you know something we don't.
SeriousCloud
You must not be familiar with Mississippi
SatansLeftNipple
Or California
HommeDeFeu
Nope, gona take that as my que to bow out of this conversation, good luck fellow imgurian
Melonfish
I listed them in order they declared secession, some people got that, others...