Unwantedsons
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Dick parked over the line with his new truck got out with his wife and kids so I parked as close as I could. Went to the store to buy some games came back out and he threw a tantrum because he had to wait on me so his wife could get into the truck. It was a good day. Don't park like an asshole people
KebmtheBear
@op not all heros wear capes I do the same
FluffyFaceMcNoodleBrains
He wouldn't let her get in first and she just couldn't climb over his lap cause his obviously massive penis was in the way.
repoststatitstics
This image has no tits on it
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
it does now that you're here
Springfeild
He's not even that far over the line...
konabrown
Liar
assholecasserole
boobphysicist
what does edgy mean?
Vizreki
Like when someone bashes society for using smartphones and complains about them in social media its like oooh ok aristotle you're so edgy.
liam33
big trucks can be hard to park, so what if he was over the line dont be an asshole OP
samsonsimson
Cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your car could have been damaged too. Just let go of silly trivialities of daily life.
ThatsPermanent
Thanks officer. And to anyone who goes the speed limit in the passing lane to make sure the rest of us are late.
IsaacZehPanda
FuturePerfectTense
That's a great story for something that didn't happen!
letitsnowfor800
This shit happens all. the. time. My husband loves trapping people in/out of their cars when they park like dicks.
chukichi
I was at the dr's office this week & parked between the lines. The lady in the next car got mad that I was taking too long with my kids and
chukichi
wanted me to move my car because I was in her way. I said no, I'm parked just fine and walked away. She was super mad. -_-
3vieTheEevee
I do this all the time, my car is already beat to shit so I don't care if they purposefully open their door into my car when they get mad
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
I did this to someone that was actually sitting in the car at the time. They couldn't get out until they fixed their parking job.
PositiveX96
Everytime I think of doing this, I imagine them scratching the hell out of my car :(
nesurame
My friend parked almost diagonal in a parking spot once, and we came back to a truck parked parallel, it made getting out a nightmare, lol.
Catbug430
Once left a note for an asswipe that managed to park his SUV in four spaces all at the same time. I was not the first note leaver.
kermie92
I made my boyfriend business cards on vistaprint to leave on windshields that essentially tells the person they're a shitty parker douche
OriginalAndWitty
Or douchebags fuck with your car then take off... slippery slope you're on, there.
AlexxStratten
Did he park over the line or was the spot so small his truck just doesn't fit regardless? I have found more and more spots getting smaller.
AlexxStratten
Be glad he just didn't open the window and everyone walk up and over your car hood and roof to climb in the window.
kermie92
That's probably what I would have done honestly.
DoYouWantToSeeMyVinyls
I like to do this and take a picture of there licence plate just in case the fuck with my car.
IronicUsername
When one asshole meets another asshole. I really hate adults who try to "punish" other adults.
thdudedude
I want the zoomed out view of what i am guessing is an empty parking lot. Another possibility is when he pulled in, someone else was parked
Unwantedsons
No it was a full parking lot and I didn't want to walk half a mile so I parked in that spot
thdudedude
that way and he wasn't the asshole you are and just moved over.
imadethisjusttomakeyoulookstupid
where the heck do you live, where there is a store in the middle of a dirt field
Unwantedsons
New mexico in the middle of no where. It doesn't help that there is and air field on the other side
balidown
Not all Ram owners are dicks but all dicks seem to be ram owners.
Drudrite
they couldn't get in through the other side? or ... he could back out and they could get in then?
GISDirtNerd
Nope too lazy apparently. Or just wanted to bitch about a problem he created
mmmmfunnyy
I love doing this. If I see they're waiting on me to come back out of the store, I'll go shop for another hour just to make sure they pay
beardofzeus420
I wish I had the time to do this.....one day
getoffmyprofileswan
Fat people? Lazy people?
livelife2323
OP is lying just wants points
LeadPaintChip
That is exactly what I was thinking. http://imgur.com/lFzhaT0
livelife2323
OP is lying just wants points
Unwantedsons
I actually thought this was going to get down voted to hell but somehow it went viral
PinkSpongebob
Sppptt... did it really happen?
Unwantedsons
Yes it wasn't a crazy brawl or anything he just bitched that I don't need to park so close and I replied with he should park inside the line
LeadPaintChip
That is exactly what I was thinking. http://imgur.com/lFzhaT0
Unwantedsons
The dude was pretty stupid and I think he just wanted to complain
thatshytidontlike
Were they fat?
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wisnsoky
Rednecks!
Hoobles
I'm a white American, and I hate these fucks, so fuck you
PatToth
As a white American....you are a nitwit.
DaBurger
What makes you say they were white? A whole family? A new truck? Are you saying non whites can't have this? That's pretty messed up....
Unwantedsons
You're dumb as fuck
HamboneSlammer
Telling it like it is
SuckAnElf
Change white to black and say it again. Does it sound racist? If yes then if you're saying it about anyone then it's FUCKING RACIST YOU TWAT
DaBurger
That's a new 1500, right? Those come with those electronic nob shifters. The front is essentially a bench. I think he wanted to complain.
deadsmith192
Or op wants fake Internet points and lied, either way I'm feeling generous have up votes
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
As a guy sitting in the plant that builds that truck, the knob shifter is rare on a truck that doesn't have a center console.
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
Also, that truck has a plain back glass with the ram box cargo system.. Which is strange.
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
I'm kinda baffled.. The wheels, door handles, mirrors, and rear window point to low line.. But that ram box is a higher end feature...
Unwantedsons
Well that explains that lol
mineovermatter
I love having a 10 year old car with visible wear. Go ahead, swipe me with your nice new car...hurt you way more than me.
wilhelmgreyheim
How petty of you
washismycopilot
Guy is pretty much on the line. This is a very minor parking error to elicit this passive aggressive response.
WalterWhitesRoofPizza
Wow, I didn't even notice that until I read this... that is nothing. Talk about overreaction on OP's part.
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, seriously, just park somewhere else. Not like an asshole will learn anything anyway, becaaause he's an asshole. Holes gonna hole.
N0ticeablyFAT
"Don't park like an asshole" he says, while parking like an asshole.
ImSynnical
I'm learning to drive and can't park my dads truck for shit, it's not intentional but everyone assumes im an asshole.
N0ticeablyFAT
While I'm truly sympathetic (pulled some real boners while learning to drive stick), parking like an ass because you're unable to park...
N0ticeablyFAT
...any other way is still parking like an ass. Having said that, IMO parking in the boonies negates otherwise bad parking.
ImSynnical
I park in the back, decreases my chances of some prick thinking he's justified to damage the vehicle because of my parking skills
iwillmessagerandompeoplegifs
I was taught to drive in a half ton pickup. Until I could park that bitch perfect both by backing in and pulling in, I parked in the 1/2
Spankolina
And this gets praised on here. @op petty petty....
Unwantedsons
I honestly thought it would get down voted like no other. Idk what these people want anymore
Spankolina
Just be honest, were there open spaces you could have chosen to park?
Unwantedsons
Not unless I wanted to park half a mile away
samsonsimson
I bet you're the type of person who would tailgate someone that just cut you off.
Unwantedsons
Nope just pass them and flip them off
bobbyjoeseph11
Nice genny coupe
Unwantedsons
Thank you. I plan on doing the ls swap in it eventually
robthelob20
As a fellow Genny coupe owner, damn that's gonna be a lot of power lol hope you swap out the 245's for something meatier so you don't die
Unwantedsons
I plan on it.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
I recently got the 2016 gunny coupe ultimate. I'm not sure how I feel about its unbelievably right suspension. Any recommendations @OP?
Unwantedsons
It all depends on how you like it. Beat thing to do is coil overs and adjust them to the comfort you like
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Thanks! Any idea how much that would cost? Note that I'm a noob to this and don't know much about the customization process..
Unwantedsons
It depends on the brand or type you get. I was looking into Megan coil overs because they were a good price and saw good reviews on them
bobbyjoeseph11
Oh shit, I'm doing a v-6 f-type swap in my Miata soon..
Unwantedsons
Nice man. I plan on doing the ls3 into a 383 stroker and maybe supercharge it for about 600 to the rear wheels maybe a little more
THEszechuansauce
Jesus fuck son..thats alot of power lol I think the 3.8 is perfect. Could use an exhaust swap though
Unwantedsons
The 3.8 was 10,000 dollars more so I went cheap
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Unwantedsons
Because its easier to get more power than modding the engine in it without blowing it up
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
LS swaps have a bad taste in my mouth since most of the Gen 3 RX-7's have been swapped by the hicks. Do what you want, but for my money 1/?
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
I'd rather keep the stock engine, probably re-bore it, twin turbocharge it (probs 30ish lbs of boost), stage 3+ clutch, 2/?
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
new tranny (probs one out of a BMW, not sure what would fit that model of car), the list could go on for pages lol. But it's your car 3/4
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
do what you want, I was just stating my opinion. Goodluck with whatever you decide to do to it man. 4/4
Unwantedsons
I know I wasn't dogging you. I was just agreeing and telling you my opinion is all
SloppyJimbo
Who cares if the next space was empty. Ops just an assholr
Unwantedsons
The next space want empty. It was the only space left unless I wanted to park half a mile away but sure I'm a dick
corditedelite
Hes SLIGHTLY over the line. Not parking in two intentionally.
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corditedelite
Its mid tire
SailboatWallpaper
@op's reaction when:
Unwantedsons
I love it
UglyKnuckleButt
Dumbass could not pull out of the space to let his wife in?
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
Riddick11
SWZcheDUH
If the dumbass knew how to pull out he probably wouldn't have been in that mess to begin with
UBEChief
HA!
NinjaDoge2