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This movie made me fucking hate Scarlett Johansen... For a minute.
UH60Mechanic
The type of woman she played, I know so many of them. And I want them all to catch on fire.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Only saw this scene in the commercials 2485 times.
webersaki
Porn plants trees and saves the world...what do your movies do?
vinzmomma
Am I the only person that finds her to be incredibly annoying?
HylianFox
I really, really need to see this move. <3 JGL
ScruffnShine
It's on Netflix
vanillamellow
I really didn't like this movie.
copingcabana
Scarlet Johanson hates trees.
drkboris
You have to wonder if he had a list of celebs to play the part of his girlfriend and was like - 1/2
drkboris
"If I don't get one of these girls I'm not making the movie." - 2/2
COVERMEPORKIN5
He wrote that part SPECIFICALLY for Scarlett. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2229499/trivia?item=tr1782442
angelwdp90
i wonder if he organized the list in a binder
almondsareimportant
This needs more upvotes.
LauriSealy83
Have you heard the way ScarJo talks in this movie? She's definitely doing a specific accent. And it sounds horrible.
JPre35
the entire movie was about jerking off... accurate for most single guys in their 20's
dantm
Accurate for most people.
LZYRMN
I found this movie to be terrible, just my opinion, I know a lot of people liked it though. Opinions man.
Playswithtiddies
This movie showed me not to mess with Johansson, she looked really mean and scary when she was upset.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
bitches be cray
Playswithtiddies
very good acting on her part and I am not one to praise her acting skills.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
agreed. she really had the gestures/accent/all of it. i was totes surprised to enjoy the film as much as i did.
Playswithtiddies
it's not easy to look so angry, sad, tears streaming down while you scream and yell. That was a marvel to look at, in a movie.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
did you see the other porn related movie she was in? Her? okay so it's not porn related...but damn close. her voice acting was pretty +1 imo
gallifreyismyhome
Terrible movie.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Am I the only girl who has no problem with her BF watching porn?
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I will never understand women who freak out at their men for watching porn. I couldn't care less. Go to town, honey!
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Imo, it's only healthy to a degree. A common iissue I've seen is men choosing porn over initiating sex, because sex takes more effort.
thisisprocrastination
More effort, or the sex they're having isn't really worth it to them. Sorry about 7 day old comment commenting.
Aggretsuko
i don't care about them jacking off and porn watching. but if u JUST had sex with your bf and he goes off to watch porn..its kinda rude
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
lol...that's insulting.
drorgin
Some cultures don't have an issue with cheating. That doesn't mean we're ALL open to it. Different strokes for different folks.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Porn isn't cheating
drorgin
Some people are just different and that is alright. Just don't be with somebody who is so opposed to it if you need it that badly.
drorgin
But the point is, some cultures are alright with cheating. Does that mean you should be because other people accept it?
PillaPlease
The question doesn't make sense because cheating isn't porn. Just because it involves sex doesn't mean it's the same.
drorgin
No, it isn't. But it bothers some people all the same and just because society accepts it, they don't have to. That's what I'm saying.
JasonForge
What is this? I have to know.
theyateallmychips
Don Jon, on Netflix now. (US)
theyateallmychips
Don Jon, on Netflix now. (US)
usernamereserved
I skipped the opportunity to pay money to watch this.
theyateallmychips
It's on Netflix now, so if you have that, enjoy.
acunninglinguist
Her chick flicks are her porn. He uses porn as a substitute for sexual connection, she uses chick flicks to replace emotional connection.
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
Chick flicks are emotion porn.
BDSMBlooddoll
Why is she so mad?
MsDavidAttenborough
I actually really liked this movie. The redhead women is such a cool character
marieray
Julianne Moore is the actress' name
LogicDude
I would watch Scarlet Johannson porn on repeat...over and over again.
Vocks
I can't keep picturing you with him. And It hurts so bad, yeah.
iamthisguy247
That actually is pretty logical, dude.
ILostIt
till i fapped myself dry
dairyvet
And bloody.
foolhollow
Ew.
iDrinkDrano
And unconscious.
Ziiiro
Is there some morality lost in porn?
princessnononoke
I don't know if it's inherently immoral, while it's obviously voyeuristic and exploitive and takes beauty away from sex
OneManZergRush
I believe during that movie the explored a little bit about how too much porn makes you used to porn, and not used to sex.
joeyboy42
what movie is this?
LaspoMC
Don Jon. I thought it was good.
joeyboy42
thanks man I will most likely watch it tonight
LaspoMC
You should! Have fun! And if you don't want to answer any questions about your porn experience, don't watch it with your gf/a girl.
joeyboy42
that's kind of hard seeing as my right hand is always with me
LaspoMC
Don't worry about that. You and your hand will be best friends afterwards.
OverpricedCrayon
Its about this guy whos addicted to porn, but is also with a new girl every night, and ends up falling hard for Johannson.
PillaPlease
You really should check it out.
FidlamBens
Guys...this movie is really thought provoking. Extremely effective commentary on a problem very few people think IS a problem.
GoBlue
FYI Don Jon is on Netflix now.
leedsward
That's how I know something is on netflix - gifs on imgur
Radenix
Watched this movie the other night on Netflix. Liked it.
ScaryEyes
which region?
GoBlue
USA
HolyGIF
and pornhub ;)
paps511
Wait, really?
nachtgeist
Rickroll is on pornhub last time I checked . . . I mean. . . researched.
velociraptorfarmer
Planted trees?
EnormousManlyThings
Gardening is not on PornHub.
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
They put it on Netflix just after I returned the DVD that I had to order through Netflix. How convenient
TomRiddlemethisBatman
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
acunninglinguist
Yeah, like 2 days after I rented it from Redbox. FML
lazerhosen
Speaking of Redbox, their "Redbox Instant" subscription service isn't half-bad. They just need to work out some kinks with the software.
tifalif
Thank you! I will be watching this tonight
Adamismyname
You should save yourself the trouble and just skip it.
tifalif
I thought it was cute, but okay.
bumguy
I thought there'd be far more boobies.
Abtrogdor
yeah, it's just not that good.
Animaniacs
Word. I put it on last night but could only get halfway through before I got bored. Bob's Burgers was better.
SarcasticUserName
I mean does it have any redeemable qualities at all?
Animaniacs
Some might think so but it just didn't hit any of my "good movie" buttons.
michaelbayblowsshitup
Good performances but pretty boring and unsatisfying, in my opinion.
BingoNightandmemories
All the great Movies on Netflix right now.... I can't even handle it!!!!
lazerhosen
Just watched "Mr. Nobody" which is spectacular. I recommend it to anyone who likes films with a metaphysical element to them.
TheNefariousMe
It made me question my entire life and then made it all okay again. Great film.
LtDanIceCream
Rocky 1-5 is on there as well.
pepperonipizzabacon
i need to get another free month trial...
TonyGarbanzo
Was just watching this actually
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Thank you!
justorderalargefarva
Watched it. Was not disappointed.
OUIIJMGUIITPS
Aaaaand now I'm on the 8th season of house
jsktrogdor
If there isnt a nude scene in this movie I'm gonna be fucking pissed. Dont tell me, I want to be surprised.
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
Just don't watch it with your mom. Better yet watch it alone.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
I did not expect the turn in this movie.
OPisnumberone
I saw the turn on someone else's screen during a flight. Not sure if I'll bother watching it now.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
It was a really good movie. I just didn't realize going in it was about porn addiction.
clovebird
This was my first question.
bananabiscuit
Is it good?
Chopmos
Yes it's good, you all just have shitty dumb taste with your shitty brains.
Brekelefuw
It was horrible.
Dresdensky
No. not at all. Not even a little. Which made me sad, I really thought I'd like it.
goodgirlgregs
Do not waste your time.
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
No. It's really not.
iHateMeghanTrainor
Thank you, there really wasn't a plot and the characters weren't developed
Fire2box
it's not great, but its not all horrible.
Acephalous
First sign it's terrible.
lazerhosen
Uh... you're not looking for the good movies then. Just watched "Mr. Nobody" and it was exactly the kind of movie I love.
jsktrogdor
Uh... you're kind of fucking retarded and clearly didnt even slightly grasp his point.
lazerhosen
Well I could infer that his point was "Don Jon is likely terrible because you can view it on Netflix now" so I brought up a counterpoint.
jsktrogdor
You didnt "counter-point" shit, mongoloid. You vomited up a movie that made it to Netflix half a decade after it's release.
jsktrogdor
Don Jon is likely terrible because it's distributors have pushed it into digital licensing only 8 months after it was released.
JustAwfulThings
I've noticed we get a rush of quotes/nostalgia if the movie is on Netflix.
snazzydresser
Thank you so much...
footpuss
He is such a sneaky bastard, first film he writes and directs he acts the lead that just happens to be a sex addict doing Scarlet Johansson
SneakyBoner
hey
MasterFlippyFloppy
*smart bastard
sublime29
this is always one of the top comments when this is posted. he doesn't even have that much contact with her. GEEEEEZ
footpuss
Mad ?
omgpenguinslolz
On par with Zach Braff and Natalie Portman in garden state...
rawrimscarykoala
AND Julianne Moore
LeelooDallasSupremeBeing
I just watched it last night and all I could think about at the end was EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT JULIANNE??
AetherMcLoud
Who was surprisingly hot in this movie even when she cried 80% of the time.
cbe20
this is literally posted every time this movie is brought up.
footpuss
Mad ?
thatclimbingguy
and for good reason, don't you think?
Moup
Welcome to Imgur, where even the comments are reposted.
ohsillyus
And the points don't matter?
JustForKickz
I too remember when this exact comment was posted as a picture last year.
footpuss
Well sorrrrrry
MrBananaBeak
It's sad that it's such a shitty movie.
Graylinfaux
It sounded like a bro movie, written by a Bro starring that bro so he can brag to his bros.
Xeynid
Nobody likes doing those hollywood sex scenes though. It's really uncomfortable to pretend to have sex.
AdmiralGialAckbar
Who said they're pretending?
Xeynid
The fact that it isn't a porn. I doubt they could pay enough money to actually get Scarlett to have sex on camera.
AdmiralGialAckbar
Who knows, she might have done it pro bono. *ba-dum-tish*
Cindicate674
Don't forget Mike Myers in Austin Powers
theinternetisascaryplace
I wouldn't really call him a sex addict so much as a porn addict. There's a big difference. He really wants sex, but he's addicted to porn.
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theinternetisascaryplace
(2) urges, actually engaging in unsafe sexual situations. Porn addiction is when porn takes over your sex life and becomes what you focus on
theinternetisascaryplace
(1) You might not understand the difference between sexual and porn addiction. Sexual addiction is characterized by cheating, uncontrollable
theinternetisascaryplace
(3) or enjoy porn over all else, including sex. He has a mental block on even masturbating without porn - his addiction was definitely porn.
phlat6
They're both better characterized as addictions to lust.
theinternetisascaryplace
However they're still entirely different addictions.
AetherMcLoud
He thinks he wants sex, but he actually wants love and security.
theinternetisascaryplace
(2) Because guess what! You can, gasp, want love and security and definitely want sex too and be addicted to porn on top of that!
blacksteve
What you say is true. The great news is that a well reviewed movie also said it. The word is out :)
theinternetisascaryplace
(1) Yeah I don't get why people don't understand adulthood and becoming mature, especially with big character flaws to over come is 100%
theinternetisascaryplace
(2) natural and MOST OF US go through shit like this that we have to get over in our lives to become mature adults.
theinternetisascaryplace
(1) And none of that changes the fact that he's addicted to porn or wants sex? So go ahead and delete this too when it gets down voted.
Vempire
You got downvoted for accurately describing a particular section of society that people who can't relate to are unwilling to accept. :(
theinternetisascaryplace
People are idiots. Just because he matures at the end doesn't change what he was during… the rest of the movie lol
AetherMcLoud
He stops being addicted by the end of the movie. Character development,
Vempire
Yeah, but that doesn't justify your assertion that sex was interchangeable with love/security for him. He still wants sex.
theinternetisascaryplace
(2) Learning his lesson by the last 15 minutes of the movie in no way changes that he was a porn addict, like, at all...
theinternetisascaryplace
….character development still changes ABSOLUTELY nothing about the fact he was addicted to porn as a major plot point?
InstanitySpark
A movie about me, Hmm... should see it :)
LetheTheArtificer
No offense, but I really doubt you're with ScarJo. ;)
InstanitySpark
It was meant for the part - wanting sex but addictet to porn...
rachiechilipepper
I just watched it. It's actually really cute. Believe it or not.
InstanitySpark
So a movie about me that is cute... Hard to believe it, have to see it :D thanks !
dropandgivemesexy
Wow that was a really clever connection, did you make it yourself or find it on one of 50 posts saying the same thing?
footpuss
Mad ?
SamuraiFoxes
Much like Forgetting Sarah Marshall got Jason Segel a trip to Hawaii & Kristen Bell! Smart men.
JezzaYouLilRipper
More importantly - Mila Kunis
dejadrew
umm more importantly it got him Mila Kunis
MisterPants
bout2callbovice
Top-notch use of gif, MisterPants
dejadrew
you. I like you.
opad
and the best ever 'breaking up naked' scene. He likes to get naked in movies for comedic effect and it always works.
idontunderstandhuman
Apparently that was based on a real life experience. He was broken up with while naked.
opad
I heard that. His new movie has some him buck naked in it too apparently. He's just into it.
HylianFox
I still need to see FSM for this scene alone...
Skinfull
I can hear her accent...
LeglessPooch
She was such a twat in that movie
OliverDeKersodseon
GenShanahan
and his
skyberry1
And the chewing gum...
vanillamellow
Almost as bad as her accent in "The Other Boelyn Girl."
nowputthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme
That was a great movie though, accents aside.
upnorthkid
which was awful i may add
Sevedrir
I second this.
postpost
It was supposed to be. Staten Island doesn't sound too good.
upnorthkid
be that as it may, it made her so unattractive it was ridiculous
postpost
It takes a good actor to make you hate them.
gaydogman
Don Jon was a great movie. Dives into serious subjects but is still funny.
CitizenDickbag
It tried way too hard. The Italian family scenes with Tony Danza were painfully forced stereotyped humor.
Momof2needsabreak
The accents drove me up the wall.
gaydogman
I'm stationed in NJ and that's half of why I find it so entertaining.
ProbableLoss
I'm a guy, I thought it was really solid. I think it looks at two halves of media that create unrealistic expectations. Least, I thought so.
appaismyspiritanimal
2 I appreciated how hilarious/realistic that was
Aggretsuko
i liked the subject matter, but the acting made me cringe and their stupid accents.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Personally, I thought it was alright, but the girl I was watching it with called me an idiot for not liking it :(
ImMrNovember
Why did she think you were an idiot for not liking it?
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
I didn't like the end, it was pretty unrealistic. She also thought I didn't understand the objectification of women thing.
RageUnicorn
Blerg. I hate it when people judge you for not sharing an opinion. It's an opinion! You're allowed to have your own!
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Meh, I don't mind. She's cool :)
vidiv
50/50, also starring JGL, is a pretty ok movie, which also touches serious subjects. Also, Anna Kendricks.
annapacolypse
Agreed, this scene especially. Seems we're all being conditioned by these unrealistic mediums whether we realize it or not.
SontaranPotatoMan
It was nice to see a movie explore the damaging effects that porn can have on people
katiokins
My man is addicted to bikini stands. (Not quite the same, but damaging, yes. And your comment made me think of it.)
gaydogman
You missed the point. The point was on finding dependency in something to deal with emotions.
SontaranPotatoMan
I don't remember saying that this was the ONLY point the movie was making.
creamyt
Yeah until his serious sexual issues are magically resolved by some emotionally burdened older woman who tells him how to REALLY have sex
iamthisguy247
My favorite part was when Scarlet Johansson boobsed. Also I haven't seen this movie yet, should I?
thatclimbingguy
For me it was just seeing porn in the movie theater.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
It's also surprisingly heartwarming, like damn
appaismyspiritanimal
I was literally the only person in the theater who laughed during the confession scenes/when he said his prayers. Being raised Catholic, 1
danielonfilm
Great? Side characters are underdeveloped, and it makes broad sweeping generalizations about female sexuality that just aren't true.
ExceptionalFailure
Also, it wasn't a typical rom-com/drama
AdriendM
yeah but never ever watch it with your gf! Soooooo many questions...
ImMrNovember
Funny, it was the first movie I watched with my current boyfriend.
theinternetisascaryplace
If you can't be honest with your gf/bf about watching porn or what you both like sexually you really need to man up and learn how.
AdriendM
I was honest but she thought it was gross, we are really open sexually but she doesn't like porn is all
drorgin
Well if you're hiding it from her it will only make things worse. Explore her issues further, stop watching, or get a new girlfriend.
EroticRhinocerous
I couldn't get into it. It was okay, but it just didn't get me interested pretty much the whole time.
theyateallmychips
This is how I felt too. Kind of a, "meh" feeling after. Didn't feel the need to suggest it to anyone or watch it again.
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
I'm another one of those who sees it as a "Meh". Funny enough,i didn't even know Julianne Moore starred in it and she's the best part of it.
tigg0r
I have to say I expected more from the trailer, but it had most funny moments in it (as with a lot of movies today). I agree with the "meh"
YouLilJerk
I shut it off probably 2/3 of the way through.. I wouldn't even give it a 'meh', more like a not worth watching what so ever.