my favorite positions...!!!

Oct 22, 2015 7:50 PM

Daniela1993

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I wanted a silly one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear, stuck bowling ball in toilet.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I understood that reference

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#3 yes and #4 yes except hold her legs up with your arms

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think like 90 percent of the reason that's not what he's doing is cause artist didn't know whether to draw a vag or just leave it a barbie

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOUR FACE! WHERE IS YOUR FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

WHO CARES! WHERE IS THE MOUTH! THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART!!! WHERE IS THE MOUTHHHHHHHHHHHH!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

so of these are not meant for "husky" people

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Just imagine two sweaty-moist beanbags being clapped together.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

and breakfast is ruined

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting in case my favorite doesn't work because I want to show my girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a day to be paralyzed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@baronbex

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So is furniture implied or are you banging on the moon?

11 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

MOON BANGS 2015 For the low, low price of $2,049 you can bang on the moon! 30 mins for just $2,049. Guaranteed to satisfy his cravings!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just assumed they both had some crazy ass core strength.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

its like imgur has never had sex before

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

:(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 when your ass is on point. She'll eat it

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mmm ass crumbs *hurls

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dingleberries anyone?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A lot of the general aversion to that on here has me worried most of the guys on here don't clean very well.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it has a lot more to do with the fact that the majority of men are straight, and deriving pleasure from anal stuff is seen as gay.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a lot of talk of dingleberries and dirty asses, at least I did when I went through.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that explains your username

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to be the male talent, milady

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TIL, women are grey areas

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's the point of 69 if there isn't dual enjoyment?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some people enjoy pleasuring their partner. Also, it doesn't have to be the only position of the entire session.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No face sitting!? What are you? British?

11 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 7

I got that reference.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 was pretty close to it...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not close enough. When I think face sitting, I think someone on top, not laying out like in #1.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I think of face sitting, I think more of queening. Not that half assed 69.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a british male i gladly welcome face sitting

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

I remember reading about a ban on it (and several other fun acts) in pornography awhile back in the UK.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Someone call the cops!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they don't have any faces to sit on

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That is a valid point.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP, now i'll use what I learned here one day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly...That is correct

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 could end up being pretty bad. And by bad, I mean shitty and smelly

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Or you could shower first.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

+1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious about how the ones with the guy on his back on top of the girl and vice versa are better than your standard 69

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Same

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not about better. Pizza is awesome, but so are burgers.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm sure if you are a guy who likes getting is ass eaten out you'd love it

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or vice versa.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right, but it's all about the dude, a 69 is equal parts pleasure.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there was the same one with swapped positions. sometimes one way love is fun as long as it all comes around in the end!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a girl, after my first orgasm during 69 I am fucking useless and cannot focus.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But thats ok, I just want them playing with my dick while I eat them out. Just touch that shit while I do my thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are they, Wonder Woman's invisible jet?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

See, now this is a person who's had actual sex, and knows what feels really good. They've tried all that porn bullshit, and found it wanting

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

One foot pinning her head down is nowhere near as romantic as Captain Stabbin' makes it out to be

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was expecting one of the girl masturbating while the guy played video games. Still waiting.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

He could be playing in #6 while she grinds on him.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out 'girl on the net'. You're so close its scary.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the most realistic position...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is for best seating on the city bus, right?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

ihaveseveral.questions

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe that is friends with benefits

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My favorite movie, till they ruined it with sappy love shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats, OP, for opening people's eyes. Each and every one looks so incredibly hot. If only you had nipples...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

YES!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't wish #5 on my worst enemy.

11 years ago | Likes 592 Dislikes 12

Who's the sick bastard to make some one do that to him... dayum.. sry but.. no...srsly..how...noo, cmon nooo urgh fuck no sheeeit..

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 19

Seriously, how is she breathing with all that weight on her chest?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ha my bf is 6'4" and 230 lbs...I am 5'7" and 120 lbs. This would NOT go well....69 is ok, but I'm gonna have to be on top!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like she tried to give him a power bomb but then she fell on her back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats where poo comes from.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, like peeing with morning wood! Ouch-ka-bibble!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are tons of people now who wish they were your worst enemy. What's not to like?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honestly it's more for my partner's sake. Two words: body hair.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some crazy new inventions out there, I think they are called razors and wax.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy... and I think she's eating his ass, which not everyone loves

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please, rimming is the bomb. :D

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Underrated comment. (Browsing randoms)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I stand by my statement even after 5 months. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she eating the booty like groceries

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

"How you doing down there"!-me "Mmmmmphbgggaa". -Her "Me? Oh I'm fine just admiring your popcorn ceiling"......fart!-me

11 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 3

considering the ass is pointed away from the nose compared to actual 69........ just saying

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you even see the image we are talking about? The dudes ass is capable of breaking her trachea, then the smell hits you...just saying.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WutFace

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WutFace

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It confused me greatly.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm not seeing an issue here.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, gal, as a pal, I'll tell ya. It bends in the opposite direction when hard. I mean literally the opposite direction.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe she's eating the booty hole.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's a rimjob, not a blowjob.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy. And where she's going on #5 it doesn't bend any direction.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*Cough* I uhm... that possibility didn't even occur to me *Cough**Blush*

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THAT MAKES IT SO ADORABLE AW

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scrolled back up to see. Should have guessed.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Suckle the Grundle!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't have to scroll back. Just click the blue #5.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

On desktop and it doesn't work for me. Just opens a new tab and page fails to load.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or just hover the mouse over it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have cry laugh tears

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my thought exactly. also i've never tried #1, im fine with normal 69

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE HELL IS #3 CALLED?!? It's my personal favorite (but I'm upright, not laying on her back) and I have no idea what it's called.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That would be ze prone bone

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The natural progression of #6, when it's good and her legs give out and she drags you down with her. AKA the "youjustearnedyoselfasammich"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

this is so true

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No idea but I love it too. (I'm the one laying down)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've heard it as "the elephant" and "the camel." It's my favorite.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Polish Handlebars.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's made up. I can't remember who said it should be a new sex move, maybe Tosh?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0