Daniela1993
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Oct 22, 2015 7:50 PM
Daniela1993
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st4tic4ge
I wanted a silly one.
bryanew710
Instructions unclear, stuck bowling ball in toilet.
JohnCaravella
I understood that reference
dontusemobileapp
http://38.media.tumblr.com/934317fec9d5530a75f7034731bb5d3b/tumblr_mqrg4x5Yl31rdqbfro2_500.gif
HerschelWalkerCuylerThemDawgsIsHellDontThey
Mmmhmmm
iatha
Ductapefordaysss
#3 yes and #4 yes except hold her legs up with your arms
FindaCrewFindaJobKeepFlying
I think like 90 percent of the reason that's not what he's doing is cause artist didn't know whether to draw a vag or just leave it a barbie
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
My favorite position : http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/wow-jenkins.jpg
OrLoK3D
YOUR FACE! WHERE IS YOUR FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
WillJeSuis
WHO CARES! WHERE IS THE MOUTH! THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART!!! WHERE IS THE MOUTHHHHHHHHHHHH!
tickleyourtoeswithmytongue
so of these are not meant for "husky" people
maxxra
Just imagine two sweaty-moist beanbags being clapped together.
tickleyourtoeswithmytongue
and breakfast is ruined
barretsocia
Commenting in case my favorite doesn't work because I want to show my girlfriend.
diddytiddy
What a day to be paralyzed.
Daniela1993
@baronbex
Jbro91
So is furniture implied or are you banging on the moon?
Summersky
MOON BANGS 2015 For the low, low price of $2,049 you can bang on the moon! 30 mins for just $2,049. Guaranteed to satisfy his cravings!
MinotaurRising
I just assumed they both had some crazy ass core strength.
MechBearPig
its like imgur has never had sex before
27yoUGLYvirgin
:(
2BitRoach
#5 when your ass is on point. She'll eat it
7thTimesTheCharm
Nope.
wellnoshit
Mmm ass crumbs *hurls
2BitRoach
Dingleberries anyone?
iDrinkDrano
A lot of the general aversion to that on here has me worried most of the guys on here don't clean very well.
VaguelySatisfying
I think it has a lot more to do with the fact that the majority of men are straight, and deriving pleasure from anal stuff is seen as gay.
iDrinkDrano
I see a lot of talk of dingleberries and dirty asses, at least I did when I went through.
VaguelySatisfying
Well that explains your username
Bluedrift
I would like to be the male talent, milady
Felextheminimal
TIL, women are grey areas
MFdobbs
What's the point of 69 if there isn't dual enjoyment?
jmeyers1983
Some people enjoy pleasuring their partner. Also, it doesn't have to be the only position of the entire session.
ExplodingHuggles
No face sitting!? What are you? British?
Housemaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
7thTimesTheCharm
I got that reference.
shaunc13
#1 was pretty close to it...
ExplodingHuggles
Not close enough. When I think face sitting, I think someone on top, not laying out like in #1.
Mirawatts
When I think of face sitting, I think more of queening. Not that half assed 69.
HydrophobicWalrus
As a british male i gladly welcome face sitting
ExplodingHuggles
I remember reading about a ban on it (and several other fun acts) in pornography awhile back in the UK.
Mcstyx
Someone call the cops!
Mycologics
But they don't have any faces to sit on
RichardMittens
That is a valid point.
SirMercury
Thanks OP, now i'll use what I learned here one day.
DarthPiette
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
SirMercury
Sadly...That is correct
deletedeletedelete
#5 could end up being pretty bad. And by bad, I mean shitty and smelly
jmeyers1983
Or you could shower first.
Lorithias
+1
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I'm curious about how the ones with the guy on his back on top of the girl and vice versa are better than your standard 69
Byrhtnoth
Same
jmeyers1983
Its not about better. Pizza is awesome, but so are burgers.
perfectoon0901
I'm sure if you are a guy who likes getting is ass eaten out you'd love it
jmeyers1983
Or vice versa.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Right, but it's all about the dude, a 69 is equal parts pleasure.
thebjornsson
there was the same one with swapped positions. sometimes one way love is fun as long as it all comes around in the end!
VaguelySatisfying
As a girl, after my first orgasm during 69 I am fucking useless and cannot focus.
tonguepunchmybrowneye
But thats ok, I just want them playing with my dick while I eat them out. Just touch that shit while I do my thing.
Aprilmadness
Where are they, Wonder Woman's invisible jet?
silnocus
See, now this is a person who's had actual sex, and knows what feels really good. They've tried all that porn bullshit, and found it wanting
HighrockTendales
One foot pinning her head down is nowhere near as romantic as Captain Stabbin' makes it out to be
BlurpBleepBoopERRORERROR
Was expecting one of the girl masturbating while the guy played video games. Still waiting.
NotSoSmartAlek
He could be playing in #6 while she grinds on him.
underscoreneckbeard
Check out 'girl on the net'. You're so close its scary.
7thTimesTheCharm
That's the most realistic position...
Cutfirehose
This is for best seating on the city bus, right?
adambballn
NotSoSmartAlek
ihaveseveral.questions
marksman48
me too
jmradioman
I believe that is friends with benefits
underscoreneckbeard
My favorite movie, till they ruined it with sappy love shit.
iowabi
Congrats, OP, for opening people's eyes. Each and every one looks so incredibly hot. If only you had nipples...
IStillSeeNipple
YES!!
FortressOfInsanity
I wouldn't wish #5 on my worst enemy.
Lenthas
Who's the sick bastard to make some one do that to him... dayum.. sry but.. no...srsly..how...noo, cmon nooo urgh fuck no sheeeit..
TerriblePokemon
http://imgur.com/JmIhnFn
Jackospade
Seriously, how is she breathing with all that weight on her chest?
whatthebjork
Ha my bf is 6'4" and 230 lbs...I am 5'7" and 120 lbs. This would NOT go well....69 is ok, but I'm gonna have to be on top!
otakudan
It looks like she tried to give him a power bomb but then she fell on her back.
drsnowbear
Thats where poo comes from.
DurbPlnnr
Seriously, like peeing with morning wood! Ouch-ka-bibble!
jmeyers1983
There are tons of people now who wish they were your worst enemy. What's not to like?
FortressOfInsanity
Honestly it's more for my partner's sake. Two words: body hair.
jmeyers1983
There are some crazy new inventions out there, I think they are called razors and wax.
DougieMcBuckets
He said he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy... and I think she's eating his ass, which not everyone loves
GodEmperorOfImgur
Please, rimming is the bomb. :D
Sickofnotliving
Underrated comment. (Browsing randoms)
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, I stand by my statement even after 5 months. :D
AlphaQueueBeta
she eating the booty like groceries
commonZname
"How you doing down there"!-me "Mmmmmphbgggaa". -Her "Me? Oh I'm fine just admiring your popcorn ceiling"......fart!-me
Max209
considering the ass is pointed away from the nose compared to actual 69........ just saying
commonZname
Did you even see the image we are talking about? The dudes ass is capable of breaking her trachea, then the smell hits you...just saying.
Thiccc
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL_9EIzUsAAPhpU.jpg
ZachPutland
WutFace
dirkened
WutFace
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
It confused me greatly.
galspanic
I'm not seeing an issue here.
InfinitusEquitas
Well, gal, as a pal, I'll tell ya. It bends in the opposite direction when hard. I mean literally the opposite direction.
damien309
Maybe she's eating the booty hole.
Pegussu
Pretty sure that's a rimjob, not a blowjob.
galspanic
I'm a guy. And where she's going on #5 it doesn't bend any direction.
InfinitusEquitas
*Cough* I uhm... that possibility didn't even occur to me *Cough**Blush*
RunsOnPizza
THAT MAKES IT SO ADORABLE AW
galspanic
Hahahaha
LatentBlonde
Scrolled back up to see. Should have guessed.
Nuggets53
Suckle the Grundle!!
MarkHallMark
You don't have to scroll back. Just click the blue #5.
echondo
On desktop and it doesn't work for me. Just opens a new tab and page fails to load.
mareli82
or just hover the mouse over it
gallopingwanker
I have cry laugh tears
4troll
my thought exactly. also i've never tried #1, im fine with normal 69
TheNerdFonz
WHAT THE HELL IS #3 CALLED?!? It's my personal favorite (but I'm upright, not laying on her back) and I have no idea what it's called.
wrathofthekraken
That would be ze prone bone
Obamanatrix
The natural progression of #6, when it's good and her legs give out and she drags you down with her. AKA the "youjustearnedyoselfasammich"
SomethingReallyAmusing
this is so true
FerretYawns
No idea but I love it too. (I'm the one laying down)
MundaneFacts
I've heard it as "the elephant" and "the camel." It's my favorite.
jmeyers1983
Polish Handlebars.
LaBotte
risky at work google search. I'm confused http://image.dhgate.com/albu_212575700_00-1.0x0/deda-zero-100-handlebar-road-cycling-handlebar.jpg
jmeyers1983
It's made up. I can't remember who said it should be a new sex move, maybe Tosh?