Dukesavage
122965
1992
113
Dec 11, 2017 1:59 PM
Dukesavage
122965
1992
113
FoxGodRecords
…the weekend's coming!
davesucks2099
its just a flesh wound
Rkfinecake
OH! Dammit I wasn't expecting that. Shiver I think you just gave me Parkinson's.
siler7
Skulliosis
Isorikk
I'm more curious about how it died in that position than how it's still hanging on
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
Sealist
Was hoping for a gif
kungfucatattack
This is why ants terrify me.
jaymckool
The man has no skin on it's face
MrEpimetheus
TrueNorthernLights
I think it's safe to say the lizard was dead before the ants ate it.
DaymanMasterOfTheNightman
Dungeongeek
I am making this poster
synterra
That’s dark.
ProfDangles
Garrus63
I know the Wrex variant of this .gif!
TupacAintDead
It’s ok. He can regenerate his head.
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
Scryptnotist
Haters will say he ded.
vorodar
Only on the inside, due to crushing depression. Otherwise, he's fine.
Brandy321
Geico's 15% off sale.
RestingBitchFace1985
Get well soon!
theNotoriousVEG
“‘Tis but a scratch.”
LurkinGuud
Not as cute as the kitten on a clothes line but much more interesting
talosguideme
1 like = 1 prayer for gecko
sonic745
How about 1 upvote = 1 prayer for gecko.
RegularRandy
If those legs can survive carrying dead lizard weight. Imagine the obstacles you can overcome
ThedarkPriestshaft
My legs have been carrying dead wieght my whole life. Me. Its me that's dead wieght.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
imagine your foreskin getting caught while masturbating with them fingers
RegularRandy
These are the questions which have plagued humanity for centuries
RossiferTaylor
I interviewed at a company that was developing adhesive strips based on how geckos stick to surfaces, holds lots of weight w/no stickiness
AWanderingFlame
To the windows!! To the (Van Der) Waals!!!
ZachsAnomaiy
It's actually tiny hair-like scaless holding onto the individual molecules of a surface. They aren't sticky or actively gripping per say 1/2
ZachsAnomaiy
It's more like natural velcro holding on just by being "wrapped around" parts of it on a molecular level. So be strong, like velcro! 2/2
pantlesstine
be strong, like the bonds of the atoms that hold you together
saucydirtydancer
What kind of Pokemon is this?
jhs2595
I think a Ghost type
Dirtybirdsalltheway
Nah that's a Digimon, Skull greymon
Shadowmonster333
theysayimweird
Is this Australia? It's gotta be
KnockKnockJokes
That's fucked up
bobsANDvajineDropbox
Crazy how nature do dat
RavenousBugblatterBeast
Is he going to be ok?
ImOldGreggAndIDrinkBaileysFromAShoe
Just a flesh would, walk it off
Thisisnotacleverjoke
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Of course he is. I heard they can regrow their tails. No reason why he can't regrow his head.
ticktockbent
nah he's boned
DoDogsKnowWeLoveThem
He's just sleepin
hardstuffdontgothroughwalls
This one made me lol. +1
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
We can rebuild him, we have the technology!
bigheadfred
I am sorry @RavenousBugblatterBeast we tried our best... it was just too late (ants probably)
lurklurkingmclurk
As long as he doesn’t let go.
SingleDadLifeRules
IncorrektGramerNazi
yes.
SmutMonger
I watched the documentary about this little guy. They were able to flick off the ants and reattach his skull/neck skin. He's just fine, now.
KraftyKev
I dont believe you.
SmutMonger
Good. You absolutely should not. Have a lovely rest of the week!
KraftyKev
You as well!
metalfoto
he will grow a new head, they say
desdeqado
It already grew three sizes! Today!
mrnobody93
Just a headache
Deathbysnusnuuu
Tis but a scratch
DracoSicarius
No he ded
TheHawkRules
betasynn
Are any of us really okay?
HorsefaceBeeguy
EatingFiftyBagels
SamJones4
Oof ouch my yes
PillowFortPolice
https://pics.me.me/notic-of-meme-acquisition-the-purpose-of-this-notice-is-23190745.png
Roshiro
Nice
PerroMalcriado
this but a scratch
ReverseTrapTsukasa
It's a reptile, they regenerate.
CrystalCry
Tis'*
DefinitlyNotADuck
ColonelSteveSanders
Thanks for not saying "Is... is he going to be okay?" I hate that shit. +1
BantersaurousRex
You...you do?
ColonelSteveSanders
ItsMeParker
Are . . . are you sure?
BishlamekGurpgork
Why is the context of hesitation annoying? Genuinely curious.
ColonelSteveSanders
It's played out and overdone. Plus, it's clearly intended to evoke a kind of cutesy innocence that really just comes across as irritating.
BishlamekGurpgork
Honestly, I don't see much difference. It's not different in intent, it just lacks some context that would make it clear. But I do agree t
BishlamekGurpgork
That cutesy innocence gets old fast.