ThatGirlAsh
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Single and timid is not a good combination.
Oct 9, 2018 9:03 AM
ThatGirlAsh
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Single and timid is not a good combination.
ThoughtsAndBeers
SDOMO
Love me some Lea Thompson.
PhilTheGoron
I am your density.
Sphinxycat
I’m in the process of building a time machine to go back and fall out of that tree before he does.
DeezNutsDontRust
gifworthy
that calvin klein is soooo dreamy
wernerf22
DefinitelyNotPutin
Welcome in the dry spell club, membership is free
raknor88
Just be careful about who your dad hits with the car.
swagb98623
And wear a chastity belt before she strips your unconscious body.
thebridgejumper
“Hi”. Sploosh
Bregfret
Do you wanna get dick pics? Cuz that's how you get dick pics.
Tisodin
Dry spell...oh honey
ChampionChains
As a man, I can only reach climax watching timid teens buttholes get obliterated.
randomstringofletters
Isn’t she a dream!?
JonWallace1985
No, but he’s sure a dreamboat.
CaptainMCMLVIII
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
I was inverted
DrSharkbite
Benzbad
kodiak931155
It bugs me how ineffectually she is fanning herself, like BITCH LOOK HOW HOT YOU ARE! FUCKIN WAVE THAT THING. Maybe not use a giant harback!
jazzfactory
A that Alyssa Milano?
somepersondoingsomethings
There's a lot more where that came from too.
Crawley
Jiggle TV. Aka Charmed
nicouh
I remember this with more nipples. I mean, like, more visible nipples. Two is an appropriate number of nipples i mean
LarnRegis
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8f/40/7b/8f40">115.gif">https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8f/40/7b/8f407bd58031be33d96c71d112ea6115.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/dTS36ONyVb6b6/giphy.gif
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
jesus
thatdudethatslonely
Try 29 years for a “ dry spell “. Fun fact I’m 29. Also great gif and title +1
Cuummiess
LOL Same...
binglings
Hey, I'm going on my 6th year of self-imposed dry spell! I think it's helped my sexuality a lot.
agolfhitter
Your username is quite fitting. I myself have unlocked full wizard powers.
thatdudethatslonely
IshartedOnce
Goldenteckel
Lea is my second favorite Thompson after Emma.
16745
What about Tiffany ?
Immaturelmgurlmager
Kenan is the real #1
tdvideo
What about the Twins?
brannana
Heretic! Emma’s got nothing on Lea!
iznull
Tessa?
MarvinTheMartiansDog
Wait 20 years and see if she ages (or doesn't in Leah's case)
Maccabi
GoneForeverAaronHernandez
Well hello there
PlayingNiceForOnce
This username...
GoneForeverAaronHernandez
Yeahhhh it was a tribute to this but hasn't aged the greatest https://youtu.be/3wpO-bl4X0U
Counterfit
"Hepatitis C ya later"
VaIerie
https://media.giphy.com/media/Ic0krtgPvuLSg/giphy.gif
VaIerie
RIP, why is Imgur getting worse? Why isn't it loading other site gifs anymore for me?
Azmania
Inorite? Since when does it take 2 minutes to load anything on a fiber connection?
VaIerie
Does it work for you?
Azmania
Eventually. I just don't get what changed.
getotterhere
gwhh
What is that from?
d0pium
WhyCantIEverThinkOfARelevantUserNameThatYouLike
commenting for future reference
TomZarekVP
Visit your local dungeon. There's nothing better than a chick that wants to be slapped.
ematic
Welp, I've found my internet buddy. How's it going!
getotterhere
getotterhere
Ariel Rebel
Shovi
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MaccyF
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nicouh
.
Ireallydontwanttoo
Just dry hump your pillow.
jazzfactory
That’s really nice up until puberty really starts, then fluids start coming that’ll ruin the pillow
Jimthebutler
But record it
ThatGirlAsh
i really dont want too
justsome
I see what you did there
Ireallydontwanttoo
Well then funnel that pent up frustration into something constructive like a hobby or overthrowing the government.
thebridgejumper
Careful. With that energy they might actually achieve that.
Ireallydontwanttoo
It couldn't make it any worse.
BenSnow97
Well, OP could be burned as a heretic, I'd argue that's worse
SPE825x
EruditeLeanings
I pity your inbox.
Signeduptoupvotefiddycent
Pardon the pun.
avorius
such is the curse of having 2 X chromosomes on the internet
ravnsulter
She knows exactely what is going to happen with her inbox.
3PiecesOfBread
Plot twist: OP is a dude
aRepost
Don't get too desperate.
Promethianfire
Dammit Howard, get away from Lea Thompson. She was my childhood Crush!
inb4zombies
why’s Marty McFly’s mom ass fuckin that duck???
Sauroctonus
He impressed her with his quack-fu.
ImlnigoMontoya
Hah!
KillingTlme
That looks more like April O'neal from the Ninja Turtles movie..
KillingTlme
yes, I know it isn't her.. just looks like her
allibaster12
Unless that's your thing. It's 2018, everything is okay.
imgursofficialtherapist
Omg. What is this from?!
xrufus7x
Howard The Duck.
circlebreaker
Still a better love story than Twilight.
NorthernWeirdo
sieg443130
What movie is this please?
tdvideo
Could be worse.
NateNuss
Brain Smasher....
tdvideo
no, that was Terri Hatcher and Dice. This is from Casual Sex? which came out in the late 80's
Crawley
Dice!
swatz
and film it if you do!
protectAgainstNull
That is an unsolicited duck pic. How dare you.
LazyJones1
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
God that movie....
DorkJedi
Absolutely a top 10 must see bad movie.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Tim Robbins at his peak
Davoguy
Brilliant ref. You deserve a cookie
ContagiousOutrageous
Thought that was gonna be a Final Space reference
furriephillips
He is lovely
MarvinTheMartiansDog
She did it all for the cookie
IvnWng
FOR THE COOKIE!
NoForethought
UHH
ColourBlindMillwright
Please no.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
https://imgur.com/hx2J6FT The Cookie!!!
Seggs
what?
TomZarekVP
THE COOKIE!
Seggs
so...
StupotJC
Howard the Duck was such a nightmare.
MtMuschmore
You spelled masterpiece wrong.
Sereus
Look. I don't hate people based off their opinions. but, you were obviously a failed abortion who was raised to spite humanity.
MtMuschmore
Sounds like someone cant appreciate movie gold, and is a little hangry.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Duck titties!
steelerchief
I’m the opposite of timid, but also in a dry spell (3 years). Careful who you marry, folks.
agolfhitter
Note taken.
ZachNanamus
Been there. Seek help, or leave.
steelerchief
With 2 kids, I don’t feel like putting the needs of my dick in front of their well-being, so I’ll just suck it up. Had a good run.
ZachNanamus
I can respect that.
BrightestNight
Married 18 years. Going on 3 months dry, this time. "Make the first move", "Try being romantic", etc. Use to. Got sick of it. Felt one>
BrightestNight
sided. Now the Hub is my friend, while waiting on her to make a move.
steelerchief
Hub?
BrightestNight
Uh, Starts with P, or, n. Hub.
steelerchief
Lol. Gotcha. I’m an old school guy, Youporn or Hamster for me!
WaaaahiteWolfRamza
KeyMasher
*sigh* Fiiiine
keepittogetherfrankforfuxsakes
I accept this.
jazzfactory
What’s this from?
LarnRegis
Buffy, the vampire slayer. Scene from the last season iirc.
jazzfactory
Thanks!
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Yep she’s talking to Andrew while he’s recording his documentary on The Slayer of the Vampyre.
c0smicj0ker
Still love this episode
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
His reaction at the end when he asks whether they’re going to survive is still pretty chilling.
robboscouse10
Do you think Marty's mom ever masturbated about the cute guy she met in high school and then got really freaked out when her son 1/2
robboscouse10
Turned out to look exactly like him. 2/2
3PiecesOfBread
Apparently neither her, George, or Biff noticed any resemblance at all.
IceOsprey
I always thought that, at the end of the movie, they gave Marty that new truck as a thank you for helping them meet in HS
ColoniaCroisant
My sister looks identical to my dad's sister and he had no idea till we pointed it out with side by side photos of them at 19 so I buy it
nemo3590
Eh, how much do you remember people you knew for 2 days 30 years ago in high school?
3PiecesOfBread
You think Biff if no one else would ever forget the face of the guy who caused back to back carfulls of manure? That shit cost him 300 bucks
gwhh
That from the Buffy tv show.
furriephillips
She looked so hot in that red satin dress.
furriephillips
Favourite ever Buddy episode was the musical one - so good
pugofstardock
Or cut in half...
YoloMojoJojo
Just watch porn and rub one out like a normal person. Good luck <3
Gentlemanriot
As a tv doctor I prescribe vitimin D.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I enjoy porn
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Zreen
Tbh I got kinda bored with jacking it every day so just for fun I just stopped. I cheat by edging but that's it. Idk, somehow it helps. Idk.
binglings
Completely agree! I'm going on my 6th year of self imposed dry spell. I've learnt a lot about my sexuality.
pegleg7762
How are you not dead yet? That's crazy!
bongles
Yes you do. Have some confidence. You know... You.. know
Zreen
I mean, it's made me a HELL of a lot more social and putting myself out there more. It's actually been a lot of fun but maybe that's just-
Zreen
-change in lifestyle and confidence (similar to having a couple light ales) and not really because I stopped wanking to finish
NefariousBueller
I watch porn / take care of myself often but sometimes it’s not enough and leaves me unsatisfied. I need the romantic fantasy occasionally.
honeyboobees
I tell my fiancé that’s it’s like having salad for a meal. You’re full, but not completely satisfied.
NefariousBueller
That’s a great analogy!
CaesarSaladStabber
It's still a dry spell, tho it helps keep it together
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
Rub one out everyday. Keeps a clear mind
magmadar
as a dude ejaculating daily is bad for your energylevels and leads to depression with or without a healthy lifestyle. once a week ok 1/2
magmadar
i don´t follow my own rules but when i didnt jack it for a week i felt a lot better and being addicted to masturbation is unhealthy.
3PiecesOfBread
But it's so convenient and indirectly prevents so much bullshit in one's life.
3PiecesOfBread
I can't count how many times an ex hits me up at night, I'm all about it, then I rub one out and come to my senses and thank myself after.
scorpionnwoman
Or a couple times a day...come on, let’s all be honest.
iHateNicolasCage
That’s a problem
scorpionnwoman
Oh yeah, I completely agree.
BrobiwanKenobro
Takes me a couple hours most of the time. I try not to do more than 1 a day lol
Conflict
Been almost a week for me. It gets boring after 3 years....
youtasteofcherryade
ItMayBeHelpfulToNote
That is not the long term solution..
bingotown
It is for me since I’m married.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
It is for a lot of people unfortunately... Including me
Broken08
Know what else isn't a solution? Marriage.
TechnicalDrift
Pfff, not with that attitude.
ThrowRAbull
While I agree that one can totally fap their life away because they don't care enough to pursue anyone, people mostly suck and ...
ThrowRAbull
A lot of people, myself included, just don't have the personality for being with another person.
Zreen
I mean... there's always hookups. Maybe you can just be the side ho for people lol
ThrowRAbull
Lol true that
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
ThatGirlAsh
Doesn't quite do it for me but desperate times...
claudethegirl
Sometimes the post-climatic remorse is not even worth it.
sutorupe
Just need to find the right porn
Charcharm
I haven't seen much porn, but what I've seen doesn't do anything for me, it looks like they're jerking off with the females.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Tobi239
At some point your soul becomes numb to all the porn in the universe. Yes you can still jack off but it no longer satisfy you. Believe me.
monkofshadows
As a girl you should read the stories they appear to work better for every girl I’ve talked to it about
howtfamihere
I got this book called Brazen as kind of a joke (it was in a free library in a nearby neighborhood) and it’s way better than porn imo
Gorperino
You can't get yourself off? That's rough.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
She wants romance. Also she said "desperate times..."
justsome
Maybe being rough is the problem.... Or not rough enough.
elShiz
Running the risk of literally choking yourself to death is quite...risky. So ya
PlasmaNeko
Try romantic hentai manga. Here is an alright one. https://manganelo.com/chapter/brawling_go/chapter_1.
Conflict
Well if you're from MN I'll take you out. Won't promise you can take advantage of me but I'm a good date :P
SisterSinister
Maybe e621 is for you.
LeSethX
Btw, I read your username as ThatIrishGirl. It was confused me.
therandombagofmeat
donedoer
The struggle is real
RegisterToVoteBoi
Kinkoo. Try it.
bumhand
Look at some pictures of 1930s lumberjacks
Captainpoopypants
https://youtu.be/HBfB_ZMyw14
RogersPlace
justsome
One day, people will be able to say "lumberjack" on the internet without someone referencing that sketch...but today is not that day...
OnionCutter
I doubt tomorrow will be that day too.
Icommentlatedude
Literally does it for everyone
infernopg
I find that sexual fantasies work better for most girls because it engages your brain not your eyes. PM me and I'll send you an example
chamilitary
If you have netflix, look for the foreign films with passionate sex scenes. Usually does the trick.
SisterSinister
Vampire novels is where it's at, yo!
chamilitary
Novels with erotic content in general. ( not 50 shades)
SisterSinister
Yeah, they're pretty much a guilty pleasure.
superchickin
I might be able to help.
DukeOfChutney608
where you at ill fuck
dudeondudeaction
Soft core porn.
TheDutchie
Try vr porn
CheeseB0t
vr porn is crazy
CheeseB0t
Women tend to prefer mental eroticism over visual though.
brownsugarbk
A shy ass never gets ate
RoundThreeFIGHT
As a girl, porn is too ridiculous. I mute it and skip to the good parts. 15 seconds and done lol
EatsBees
I prefer hentai for that specific reason. People in porn annoy me
iHateNicolasCage
That’s why you prefer hentai?
Matsuuu
Well, find something porn you like, or erotica, or hentai. What ever flows your boat
Immortan
As a man, porn is too ridiculous. I just want those bobs an vagene close ups.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
Go find the stuff that works for you then, there's a near limitless variation in types, styles and mediums out there. Just gotta go look.
chamilitary
You can always watch a foreign movie with unsimulated sex scenes. The french ones are usually passionate
Martellus
That’s why i mostly watch those old Thai porn movies. They feel more natural. Minus the sometimes weird music choice.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
get some amateur porn or done at home type of videos instead of the mass produced over the top porn
RoundThreeFIGHT
Ugh no. Amateur videos are usually gross looking
ThouHastNoPizza
It's a good idea on paper. But not always well implemented
MidnightShouldNotBeSoLovely
Mine aren't
IHuggedaCorgiToday
you're right most are but some are fucking sexy
Flaxe
Those from the pornhub community are usually quite well-made, by people who enjoy what they do, without that over-the-top fakery.
THEsquatch
Have you tried the massage category?
songbringer
Clearly you missed the tasteful yet erotic "lemon-stealing whores"
Tarmaccian
I have no idea what you’re talking about. None whatsoever. You can’t prove anything. Nice weather, innit?
GiantButtHead
Everyone does that.
Higure
My impression of mainstream porn is that once the penis comes out, everything is about pleasing that penis. Even as a straight guy, 1/2
boogablend
Ohhh boy there is so much fucking porn out there you can't generalize it that easy! There is more porn genres than sand on the beach
Higure
I don't really find that very appealing. Which is why I prefer lesbian; it's a bit more believeable that the girls actually enjoy it. 2/2
updoooot
It’s cool hearing that guys feel this way too
Somnipresent
Finding real orgasms in lesbian porn is a fucking labour of lust.
RoundThreeFIGHT
I usually feel there's too much focus on the woman lol I'm not interested in closeups of her vag over and over
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koboshi
Try Hot Guys F*** on PH, they concentrate on guys muscles and penis
shortbuswastaken
Lmao these replies, I feel you though, or the angle where all you really see is the guys butthole. I prefer just watching girls ride dildos
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
As a dude, same I don't think anyone really just sits there and watched a full length porno beginning to end very often.
ImTryingToThinkOfAUsername101
So how do you know how the plot revolves in the end?
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
https://m.imgur.com/t/creativity/9DtnJ
lawndartcatcher
I need closure!
justsome
They never actually fix the sink
delilahviolet
As a girl, I find reading erotica helps get me there better. It's a slower burn but the build up of it makes it More satisfying
gecko08
Look for some Seattle porn. Lots of women directing/producing/running websites.
justsome
Tumblr is good for 15 seconds of porn