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Feb 10, 2021 7:07 PM
fbastian7
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#history
wantednokes
If i could do this, I would want a stature to commemorate my skill too
Eclaircissement
And yet, we all know why it's there
2pink2stink
stereomiljac8888
Trololololo
KevinBhall
Guy's been rock hard for centuries.
PanNonOpticon
After reading the wikipage on Hochstaden the carving starts to make sense.
Bystandr
Its there to mock a bishop the sculptor wasnt particularly fond of.
AzraelWalker
"...know one really knows why..." Because we dudes are obsessed with sex. There solved the mystery for ya.
Lyssian
That cock-sucking stoned ass gargoyled bastard. He did it.
iamthisguy247
It represents the benefits of always remaining flexible, even when things get hard, to achieve your ultimate goals.
TheInitiated
This was to tell all future bishops that if they wanted their legacies untainted, they'd better pay up.
Skr121
There's a statue somewhere in France where a dude is holding open his anus. No one knows why.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Probably as a "fuck you" to the Bishop?
DreadZeppelin
The man who made it just knew this absolute legend who achieved greatness and he had to immortalize him.
sydefect
raised beer tax dude
Tymora
It’s there because it’s funny
DickMundee
If you look closely he is actually pooping out his balls. No one has a weiner that bag
clamdriver
upvoting weiner bags.
DickMundee
Ha ha ha For fuck sake
theangryjanitor
It's there because he can.
whydontiusethesynthesizer246014204711
This^^!
theangryjanitor
That!
AwesomeTeddybear
Hey he's doing a Marilyn Manson (for anyone over 30 a good joke, for anyone under a weird comment lol)
cropduster5000
fbastian7
Caught me
RADICALFREEDOM
A dude commissions a statue of himself and no one can figure out why the artist included a statue of a dude suckin his own dick?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I would if I could, but it seems like a LOT of effort. I wonder if it would be that enjoyable.
WTFprotocolNr7
Or 69ing?
superbest
My guess is the guy who carved the statue didn’t like the bishop so he snuck his opinion of him under the statue
NevaGavafuck
Doomed to suck your own cock for eternity
M2500
doomed?
NevaGavafuck
I’ve heard.... it’s a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
As the prophecy foretold
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
There once was a man from Nantucket
Cabreza
Dude sucked his own dick; legends must be immortalized.
IraqiWalker
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEEE! They become a part of you!
Yayy
You would be surprised the amount of porn there is of this.
IanSchmian
I could never reach
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
NevaGavafuck
Less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick
darkklad2000
must have had a ribbed removed
GRaffted
Ron Jeremy.
KismetCrew
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
His name was Richard Derrière
JOKERZwild86
diamondcardboard
People in 1410 Cologne were fucked up
whatpassesforclever
I hear they removed their bottom two ribs.
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
And flexible
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
People are fucked up. Always have been. Always will be.
Willybum84
People in 1410 can go fuck themselves.
FetaForMoses
Ever been there on Karneval? Pretty fucked up still
Loadie25
Yes, best time of year next to the Christmas markets!!!!
AstroExplained
Sadly this year it's basically non-existent... Only means next year's will be even more insane!
DreadZeppelin
*streets ahead
TheRicM
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
If you're not, you're streets behind.
thisguyonline1988
Yea, or really open about why they practised stretching.
iwenttocollegeforthis
Bardcrest
How fucking old IS Marlyn Manson?
whatwhatintheassholekid
He must have removed some of his ribs
Bardcrest
That IS the urban legend.
lordyhalvey
I'll take " would if I could" for 100 johnny.
holycow360
I hear it's more like sucking dick that being sucked
Mohaynow
According to Ron Jeremy, it's more like giving one than getting one. Kind of a "buyer beware" situation.
Sooner70
And by that logic, I've given thousands of hand jobs. I'll risk it. After all, if I don't like it I can always stop.
Slixxerman
You'd willingly get jizz in your mouth?
MilitantHomosexual
At least my own jizz doesn't cost $1.09 and masquerade as a McDouble.
GreyKihano
You mean the special sauce?
MilitantHomosexual
I wouldn't call it special. Special usually refers to limited supply, not limited demand.
aRepost
csullivan
Would you nut in your mouth? Would you swallow?
lurkhard
What, you never check your oil from time to time?
NotAPervert
Recycling
SwagicalYololord
Reduce, reuse, recycle
NotAPervert
I don’t know if I can reduce in this case
SwagicalYololord
Reduce the gut so you can pull it off