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Part Two- http://imgur.com/gallery/AiKem
Just moved into my first house about 2 weeks ago. Just starting to get settled in. Bought the house for a very cheap price. The previous owner was very old, and passed away. The house is very old, but for the price it was perfect for a first house..
When I first toured the housed the basement was way worse than it is now. The previous owner hadn't moved anything out yet. The basement was pretty full with junk. They cleaned most of the stuff in the basement out, so I had to clear some stuff out. But here it is now with some stuff that I don't really need and will probably get rid of soon.
While sorting things out in the basement I noticed this sheet of plywood that oddly fit in. I have had the house for 2 weeks and never noticed it. I decided that I didn't want to keep it down there so I tried to move it. It is pinched pretty hard against the stairs so it was pretty hard to get out.
When I finally got it to move I noticed there was something behind. At this point is when I got my phone and started taking pictures.
Finally got the plywood moved out of the way and saw this. At this point I am a little shocked, and a little scared... haha
In this small room about 4x4 feet there is a lot of gun cases. I checked most of them, and the only things in them is user manuals to the guns they once held.
THIS GIANT SAFE. I really don't know what to do about this. Should I try to contact the old mans children and see if they know anything about the room, and if they want any of the items. OR I could try to get the safe open????
More gun cases.
More gun cases.
Hand for scale of how big it is.
WHAT'S IN IT
Also a lot of ammo.
I do not know much about guns, but I'm fairly certain this is assault rife ammo?
Assortment of ammo in this wooden box.
200 rounds of 20 gauge shotgun ammo
View from inside the room looking out.
BEST PART ABOUT THE NEW HOUSE. My bud also left my parents and came with me!!:))
Argofuckyourself
Rifle ammo, not "assault rifle" ammo.
SurfSwitch
Lol "assault rifle ammo"
paddythelion
"assault rifle ammo". I laughed heartily. A rifle is a rifle, nothing more.
LordNoodles
UNLESS IT'S A PISTOL!
DemonDuchess
pls do not assault the rifle ammo OP, it hasn't done anything to you.
RugbyAlways8Man
I'll gladly take all of that ammo off of your hands...
CountryFolksCanSurvive
Yeah, no joke. Or at least the 12 gauge and 410 shells.
DonkeyGoat
You didn't find a book and read it's ancient text aloud, did you?
quelin
That ammo in your hand is 30.06 ammo. Very popular for hunting, the M1 Garand shoots that ammo. Its about $1.00 a bullet. congrats
corditedelite
.40-50c
Legasus
greek surplus, not quite that much.
tehtaxidriver
better than Russian shit, holy hell theirs is dirty.
quelin
The late homeowner must have been a fan of the CMP
omgwhatamidoing
<3 the CMP
hiimmat
Two of those cases are CMP cases.
elusiveg
I once thought there was a secret room in a house I rented ended up just being where the toilet's pipe was leaking. Shittiest discovery ever
PaliQ
Told my mum my toilet had issues for a long time. Started getting mold in the pantry downstairs. Opened the wall. Toilet had no outflow (1/2
PaliQ
Piping beyond like, four feet. I'd been flushing waste between the walls for two years. (2/2)
canoshiz
Pun intended?
elusiveg
yep
subparusersubber
THIS IS WHY NO ONE INVADES US
HorseMcFucker
Downvoting until you open the fucking case.
icomehereforthecomments
If it's a bunker, make sure you watch out for the guy who lives there at night.
mmartin762
those cases are worth good money. in fact, pm me to sell
ckbox
Jerry, about that safe, this may help you get it open (derived from my childhood). http://imgur.com/zqRRwqc
lookatmyfavorites
it sucks that you're so far down in the comments. I did my part welp
ctk187
That much ammo should be worth a good amout of money. Also, if you're going to open the safe... take lots and lots of pictures for us.
srsgiraffe
MRW http://media.giphy.com/media/BCLRd79QV2Ois/giphy.gif
BlackPengu
exactly!
BRM15EOL
It's not "assault rifle ammo". There's no such thing. God damn
photopetey
I'm not even a gun guy and that comment bothered me as well. Fucking media.
chimera388
Simmer down. He admitted to not knowing what he was talking about. This one is worth educating politely.
BRM15EOL
I'm sorry, but the over use of the "assault rifle" rhetoric and it's spread really makes me angry. Yeah, probably overreacted a little bit.
Luffymcfly
aman0888
Your wife's severed head
goldengoldblum
SEVEN guns
FortressOfInsanity
I'll be damned if I don't comment on this while it's still in user sub.
Gonnaderpya
JERRY QUIT BEING A CUNT AND OPEN THE SAFE
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
I thought it was Gary.....or Larry.
localidiot
I SWEAR TO GOD OP YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
CarrionDoll
Or...or... or else!
totallynotsteve
I'm sorry.
therealmaki
Yeah but you ain't no cunt so it's all right
LokiShinigami
"I know, ill call the locksmith." "CALL THE LOCKSMITH!" "CALL THE LOCKSMITH!" (Repeated through whole village)
OddOod
HAUL THE COCK BATH?
stfupotter
....HEY ABBOT!!!
kirindesu
*mutters* I hate that guy...
ReposterCallerOuterMan
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
Nekoyuki
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
krypto000
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
wireboy64
Lall the Cocksmith!
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
Who are you, and how did you get in here?
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith
Nicholascagewithacoathangerandnicklebackalbums
WHERES THE BLACKSMITH
Sjrko
Mark ? Is that u?
lobsteroverlords
No it's Nicholas Cage with a coat hanger
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
I'M GONNA USE THIS KEY ON THE LAAADURRRR
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
Your locksmith has arrived. Sentry safes are weak as piss. You can use a standard power saw to cut one open.
gluvandhisspecialsauce
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
Thank you. RH:MIT is my absolute fave.
JurassicFartz
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
portnoyd
The Official Robin Hood Movie of Imgur
CupCakeMadeMyDay
CALL THE LOCKSMITH
Humanchicken
"Oh! That's going to chafe my willy!"
jonhnefill
I really need to watch this movie again.
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I'll watch it with you
kayteeblue
AY BLINKIN
Lickmabuttyaslut
I used to think this movie was made for me as no one I knew ever knew about it.
sadgirlsclub
My friend wants to know what movie everyone is referencing.
DeusCaritasEst
Only one of the best movies ever.
indigohydrangea
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
sadgirlsclub
Ahh. Thanks!
kermitopus
Maybe a gofundme for the locksmith might motivate him.
SteveTrabajos
NOW. SAFE. FUCKING. THE. OPEN.
AlienPrime
Yes
thejollymolly
Don't Dead Open Inside
DamnedAustin
Be careful, OP. I'm pretty sure the next room is a boss battle.
GilFaizonofcourse
Brilliant.
klausnominomi
If i learned anything from silent hill 4, there should be a body next to a pool of interdimensional blood that will make you battle him.
Samuriesock
That happens when he opens the safe
neongraph
:)))) this madr me chuckle
CEILINGCLOAKER
We in the business call that "Goreshadowing".
somasatori
Also make sure to check around for health kits.
AUserFormallyKnownAsChinkyDingo
Reload and grab as much shit as u can
thegr8rambino
AHAHAAHAHHAH
katos1995
Or haunted. The old man must've been afraid of something.
DamnedAustin
Gub'ment
UncleBuckk
Greatest comment in Imgur history
NotAGirl
@MICHAELTSM1
duckshooter
...also make sure your health is full and magazine is reloaded to full capacity.
Lurkernomore
I came back to upvote this.
[deleted]
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DamnedAustin
+1 for keeping me updated. And another (really) imaginary point for your username.
Themaninblackfledandthegunslingerfollowed
Same thought here
Talligan
There's a save point around there somewhere too
blissfullignorance
He already found the safe pointer.
MFfromHell
Yeah, the armory is always a big hint. But he must be playing on hard mode since all gun cases are empty.
DamnedAustin
God help him. God help us all.
theslyfox
Igetthatreference64
itsjustdeviant
I would be more worried if that stuff starts moving out now, if the old man has died alredy.
TheNamesAshHousewares
and how come the music gets louder whenever I open the door that leads past the glowing sygil?
MartinQBlank
Needs the key to get at all the potions and boosts tho.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I love you.
DamnedAustin
And I you. But I don't think what we have between us will last, sweet idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns.
grimfandango
F5
richieb1530
I like this comment , that is all
TypicalITGuy
My guess is that there are handguns/ammo and some cash in the safe. Ole boy was probably a prepper. Favorited for follow up. #OpenTheSafe
freshgroundpepper
yeah my first thought was handguns as well
SharpDressedLAN
Team #Openthesafe
prassel
that's not even babby-tier prepper. just an average gun enthusiast.
Actualvet
He could have been just storing the ammo completely separate from the guns. I would keep the guns somewhere else in the house.
PiercedViking
Except for the whole "hidden in a secret room in the basement" part.
laboon
hidden is a bit of a stretch
SgtMichaelCross
They bought the house and didn't know it was there. So.. yep.
prassel
but they found it...
TheStoatMcGoats
#CallTheKids
skydess83
I vote call the kids AFTER you open it. Otherwise,they may take it & you'll never know. Plus if its empty, you didn't get their hopes up.
MuchGingerWow
http://americanpreppersnetwork.com/what-is-a-prepper -today I learned what prepper means
quelin
The loose ammo in the wood crate, mostl 7.62x54r its for the Mosin Nagant family of guns. Its cheaper stuff, but still $0.20-$0.40 a bullet
Mongoliasucks
Good lord mosin rifles and ammo are FUCKING EVERYWHERE
RelativeVelocity
I love my Mosin :)
Snownel
Seriously, that ammo is probably worth a good chunk of change. OP should find someone willing to buy it, probably worth more than the safe.
MoreCowBellBaby
I am :D
KingFarva
Its assault rifle ammo dude. Look how big it is! Must fit into one of those ghost clips.
dankeykangkantry
As someone living in LA, can confirm.
scaleforbanana
30 caliber magazine ghost clips
tombosleyV2
the assault rifle 15.... for 1500 rds a minute of 30 caliber magazines
SSgtObvious
And if you anything about ghost clips, you would know that at 100 rounds per second that ammo won't last long.
Dwerrow
Damn ghost guns ruining our country.
irontom
Stealing our jobs!
skallagrim
I wish I could find some 54R at freaking walmart, let alone my house... for free.....
RelativeVelocity
Seriously. Its so hard to find where I am. But, Privi Partizan is making reloadable brass rounds!!
MoreCowBellBaby
Walmart has started carrying tulammo. Pm me guys and I'll get you squared off for mosin/54r stuff, I know people
RelativeVelocity
Seriously. Its so hard to find where I am. But, Privi Partizan is making reloadable brass rounds!!
Seattlite
gotta go to the Big 5 or the interwebz these days.Its not that the Russian situation has helped, but stores are definitely taking advantage
Luftewaffle
A gun store by my house has massive amounts of Soviet-issue ammo for ridiculously low prices. Problem is, it cleans out about as well as tar
Haxbrygd
Which, incidentally, is a non-issue with Soviet weapons to an extent. :D
Seattlite
Windex is the key, or so I have read. As a rule I try not to run corrosive through my Mosin.
SgtPotshot
The ammonia in it does the trick. Hopps gun oil helps too.
HellaciousHaze
Ya it is
TexanLeadFarmer
@op I'll buy the ammo
TerriblePokemon
and the rounds in ops hand are 30-06.
xanthio
Man, he said "the old man's children".. I'm sad for the OP to think there might have been an M1 Garand in there at one point (but no longer)
quelin
which I said in another comment, but its fallen into oblivion :) He also has some loose 7.62x25 FMJ
TerriblePokemon
Da Comrade
Haxbrygd
That's such a badass round for a pistol. I'd love to have one, but the ammo is a bitch to find here.
quelin
I miss the mid 2000s. Everything was so cheap. I still have boxes of 7.62x39 with $2.99 price tags on them.
Daeus92
Brit here. Are you able to re-sell ammo like that stuff or do you need paperwork/confirmation it's not stolen? Just curious.
Daeus92
Thanks for the info folks! It's very interesting really.
Morrigi
There are like 3 states that give a shit about people selling ammo, in the rest it's almost totally unregulated.
Disenfranchised
You can literally open a ammo-stand in your front yard and sell it that way. But seriously, you don't need paperwork.
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
I used to work for Sentry Safe. Depending on the age and if the owner registered it, chances are you can get the combo if you call 1/2
hinotyouhi
Beetlejuice three times. 2/2
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
their customer service number. If you don't have the manual for it, just Google Sentry Safe East Rochester, NY and you'll find them 2/2
IAmLateToThisBut
updoot for Rochester.
Shjody
Am I the only person on the planet without a secret room and safe in my house?
Alastor3
yeah sure -_-
HatsAreEssential
I don't have a secret room... I do have a secret safe in my closet though. Aaand I can't open it so I don't know what's in it!
Shjody
Bombs, my friend. They open EVERYTHING.
AstroVelociraptor
My house was built in 1920 and we just found ours last year in the upstairs bathroom behind a bookcase. Had some guns and a lamp in it.
Zephyrias
I was about to say "no," but then I remembered that there is, in fact, a secret room in my house.
Esdog
No, I too have this problem, and now I'm starting to get real pissed haha
IW42
How do you know if you haven't found it yet?
Esdog
Point, was good
Esdog
Point, was good
TheRealSatanshandyman
Just get a sledge hammer, and start hitting your walls. Eventually you'll find your house's secret room. Or you'll be half way to making one
KingDingaLingOfHouseHymenHammer
Username checks out
MoskauHOHOHO
You just havent found it yet!
Shjody
I'd probably sell the house the moment I found one. That's some scary stuff right there.
dashers
If you could find it, it would be a secret room! Duh.
Shjody
That's an excellent point.
dashers
I don't have a secret room, but our last place had an unopened safe. Never did get round to trying to get into it.
annoyingpest
Fail
DonSimon1976
WTF! If i found an unopened safe in my house i wouldn't sleep until i got that mofo open!
CarrionDoll
For real though!
fourthousandonehundredandthirty
my secret room has a safe you can climb into
TangledUpInMyHead
Nope
bomboy23
I don't even have a basement :(
Shjody
Aw, that's just sad..
IMakeUpRandomFacts
No. There are dozens of us.... DOZENS
Shjody
Still feel like we're a minority though.
ikissalldabirds
My house came with a cistern in the cellar so I can play silence of the lambs
AnAdultierAdult
I'm a little too afraid to explore what may or may not be below my house.
cattywumpus
My house came with a jar of human teeth, and extra locks on the basement door.
Shjody
What.
twominutesforhighsticking
With my luck I'd find one full of the bones of murdered children who then haunt me for the rest of my life.
quelin
and "assault rifle" ammo is like saying "sports car gasoline". Ammo can fit into hundreds of different kinds of firearm.
PopatoMc
He said he was no gun expert, stop being a dick about it.
Klingon00
To be fair, OP said he didn't know anything about guns... http://trenchreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mediaandguns.jpg
stonedcloud
I'm with you on this, but good sports cars do take a specific type of fuel... "sports car transmission fluid" would be more fitting
RealVersionsOfStories
I mean, you use a certain type of gas in a nice sports car.
GoddamnitClown
I get what you're saying, but it's way more specific than that. Maybe sports car tires.
RedTerroR
No, its not. One increases performance whereas the other provides the juice to make the machine function in the first place.
Buttwaffles
Are you fucking serious? Want to try shoving 30.06 rounds into a 9mm? What you just said makes no sense...
RiskyScars
Right this guy/op sounds like a retarded pussy. Op man up and learn something about guns. #puss
fasdaffas
It sounds like you're mad that given his lack of knowledge, he's probably a conditioned anti-gunner. But that's no reason to be a cunt.
SpankyKong
You sound like the retard.
apcolleen
I send this when I hear people say assault rifle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATeti5GmI8
HALOHeinz
Go with this - shorter. www.assaultweapon.info
WaffleSS
Excellent resource; thanks for sharing
BigGreek19
Thank you.
dashamm3r
Right? Assault rifles are select fire (ie full auto or burst) But like he said he doesnt know guns. Most people don't know that the "AR" 1/2
tyrsfavoritesword
which are impossible to find. unless you have a delorian and want to visit pre-1986... anything made after can't be converted to select-fire
ParsleySage
Don't most/all assault rifles either use 5.56×45mm or 7.62×39mm ammo? <- Actual question, I don't know.
Klingon00
Pretty much. .30-06 is a full sized rifle round, not an intermediate cartridge.
tyrsfavoritesword
.223/5.56 started life as hunting ammo.... except for some of the crazier rounds it all started as hunting ammo, or from shear boredom.
coffeezilla
Hunting rifles of various kinds will also use the same ammo...just less at a time.
quelin
"assault rifle" is a canned term. Its not really descriptive of anything. a media term mostly. Typically describing guns that look military
ParsleySage
That's "assault weapon" an assault rifle is something firing something smaller than a full rifle round with a selectable fire rate.
ParsleySage
The first was the Sturmgewehr 44, a German rifle designed as an intermediate step between a submachine gun and a battle rifle.
ParsleySage
...I know a bit more about the history of guns and war than I know about their modern application,
quelin
And Mikhail totally didnt get inspiration from the design.
stupidbastidge
I cringed just a wee bit as well when I read that.
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stupidbastidge
I wanted to correct OP and say it looks more like "defense ammo." ;-)
vitobet
For a country built around weapons, most american know so little about them.
RelativeVelocity
Hence the fear and hatred.
shaunc13
Who cares?? The post wasn't about the type of guns the bullets are shot from...
vitobet
What?
JerryTheCunt
It is currently 12:55 AM local time, and I have just got back from work. I appreciate all the support. AND THE SAFE IS OPENING TOMORROW
Guaiacol
Make it so.
lewisco90
If your username is correct then I am inclined to not believe you.
fedthepoopy
You were correct
thesocialists
use AMMO on SAFE
docmcstuffandjunk
Dasadan
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WildMalevolence
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Ineedtochangemyname
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NuDeal
It's tomorrow, Jerry. Open the goddamn safe!
ImpavidOtter
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neteazy
shotgun ammo:birdshot. Bulk 7.62 ammo FMJ. Target ammo. the safe.. that could be fun. please update us.
Sebbi
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TekRandom
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imhoots
Waiting
RozzAMcGee
Just use a grinder on the hinge pin end and tap it out
whacklezz
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iseriouslyhavenoideawhatimdoing
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jaysong
Better update us OP! Or at least update me, forget the rest of these potatoes
JerryTheCunt
One way or another I'm opening it tomorrow. Wish me luck!
ThisOneIsThough
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lc1713
I support this mission
Complicity1812
Is it tomorrow yet? :D
aPokal
In germany you need a licence for live ammo, part of the whole gun licence. You should check your local laws.
Turbz
You don't need any kind of license/permit to own rifle ammo in America.
Thebluespace27
We wait your return
BurnerAccountYo
rednessw4rrior
may there be boobs and cash.
Achilles69
Boooooooo
iseriouslyhavenoideawhatimdoing
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WildMalevolence
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annzi
awaiting your reply!!
Squatch9883
Commenting to come back and check
ChancesAreIHateYou
You have until midnight. Then the downvotes fly.
wellsuckmesideways
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FuzzypandafishWasTakenQQ
Comment for delivery. You better not let us down op!
ienjoymoonlight
. ... ...... !!! !!! !!!!!!
eagle193
OP will surely deliver...
Isayoffensivethings
OPEN. THE. FUCKING. SAFE.
BlackSwan987292
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TheStoatMcGoats
I feel like this one should get an exception because he can contact the rightful owners.
Mitchz95
SaucyDisses
WHAT'S IN THE SAFE?!
salriella
There's a trophy called "OP delivered" now if you're a trophy hunter.
StaringAtSidewalks
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
ronswansonisthereasonihaveadadfetish
If they took the guns they probably emptied the safe as well.
lollilips
That's what I'm thinking!
inzane
I'm calling for a ban for any user who does this.
MyImaginationOnAFreeRun
@op open it! We are god damn curious!
12ssboxx21
Jerry is such a cunt for not opening the safe >_>
ImBadAsh
This.
Stokesasaurusrex
Peaky Blinders?
Cashmeoutsidehowbowdat
Tbh, I would post a teaser if I ever found a safe. Just because I know it bugs everyone. Me included.
CthulhuCups
Jerry The Cunt indeed.
ThissUsernameisalreadyinuse
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alwayslost
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TheGirafe
Update me if he responds
Daginna
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minionsandbananas
DeathclawSanctuary
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ZOMGNO
Erynades
I downvoted and encourage others to do the same. We don't wanna hear about your shit till it comes with a resolution.
vonKaiser
itstomatotime
Hey guy, Jerry is a cunt.
serpentinebaboo
OP, I am downvoting this post and I will downvote everything you do until you open that fucking safe. Only then will I return them.
thebluekamel
u got an upvote... and 1 more sword for ur campaing... downvoting now!!!
TheExilez
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GrimRiderJ
JUST DO IT!!
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
RogerWoodhouse
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
SaucyDisses
EAT THE BULLETS
RiseAboveRoyalOaks
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW!
ParSpec
Seriously I bet there's like 3 praxis kits in there.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
WHY DIDNT YOU OPEN THE FUCKING SAGFE
MartinQBlank
The anger is strong in this one.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
WHY ARE YOU NOT ALSO ENRAGED AT THIS SAFE SCENARIO
justmoral
Need a combination to open.
ILoveSteam
Try all the combinations, it just takes a couple of hours at most, and if there's bountiful booty inside it should be well worth the trouble
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Nah, just some power tools and brute force.
justmoral
or that.
CarrionDoll
Or a good torch set. Husband is a welder. Thats his safe opener of choice.
HateWinslet
They're expensive to have opened. My friends have a 5' tall safe in their house that they can't afford to open.
TwoCupsandAKettle
More srory?? Like don't leave it hanging like that.
HateWinslet
They live in what used to be a trade school. The safe is WAY too heavy to move (cheaply) so it just sits weirdly in their upstairs TV room.
superweirdmixcreature
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EWM90
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JumpBaconSpy
Demanding the real results.
MartinQBlank
OP ran out of lockpicks.
master117
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Sebbi
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ChancesAreIHateYou
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graou13
this safe has a three numbers combination, only 1000 possibilities.
ILoveSteam
imo that's doable.
Chadface
Should be easy enough. Sentry safes are absolute shit
imhoots
Not again!?!?
svgrob
this...
Disturbia2011
This is the cliff you left us hanging on Jerry!...
RoyMothballs
why do bad things happen to good people?
JQuon
Safe...open, prease
learnthegame
DON'T SAFE! OPEN INSIDE
tiomela
commenting on your post so you can tell me when the safe is open
CarrionDoll
Yes! Come oOoonnn already.
alrightokayohsure
same
iliketotravelandstuff
commenting on your post so you can tell me when the safe is open
tiomela
Nope, still not open
itsAone
but youknow OP actually owns all of the "secret things". he probably made the room too
scout28
NOW.
StupidFatDaikini
open it!
CasualFridayHandjob
I'll give you a hint. It's guns and money.
CategorizedPull
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CaptainYoloSwag
Commenting to see results
WonkyTaco
Comment
schmassbinder123
open the safe before you make a post like this!
TheRaab
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ChefLes
Im going to get ptsd from the damn stress of these safes! (Sorry anyone who actually has ptsd).
Thechoochooman
I just.. I don't understand why this keeps happening to us.
WikipediaFactCheck
Some times bad things happen to good people. I'm sorry.
PrisonMichaelScott
Seriously, wtf did we do to deserve this!!!
Jmankjp
I dont understand why people dont understand about a safe not meant to be opened by anyone but the owner, theyre made to do that!
AntiProtonBoy
because safes are actually designed to be difficult to open
JonathanHoag
Because safes are hard to open...
thebearjew225
It's just like cake... its always a lie :(
plsnoolives
HOW MANY SAFES CAN THERE ACTUALLY BE??
SomeGeographer
Because people can't remember the fucking rules.
Houstonruss
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111130700/3870202-8052436065-3dfaa.jpg
ASongOfPissAndFarts
totallyaLegitDoctor
it should be an automatic 24 hour ban for people that post safe pics and dont bother to open them
AngeIa
What are you Canadian criminal law?!? That is far too light a sentence!
slagath0r
You sound so hurt, and i understand
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Because they know we suffer because of that. The tastes of suffering is so delicious.
candleinhisdick
Because Jerry is a Cunt, read his username
nebbulae
Fuck you Jerry.
DH11
Fucking *burp* Jeeeeeerry
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I just laughed
StringNotFound
Shut the.... just... Shut the fuck *burp* up, Jerry.
GreatWhiteDope
I don't want to reward this with a favorite, but my curiosity is making me.
someswedishgirl
I wanted to, and did!
witsd
We forgot the safe word.
Vuthakral
PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE
ApplesdaKitty
Hahaha god dammit.
HarmlessDickbutt
How did we let this happen
CALF45
ayyyyyyyyyyy
HitlersArtCritic
"Stop"?
HD2composer
Nope, kink.com always uses "red"...wait, I uh, don't know anything about th..thhat.
TwatSprinkle
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
SpaghettiFox
I thought the safe word was OPENTHEFUCKINGSAFE.
GlimpseOfCrabs
I'll buy dogs. Grow them with love and care. Teach them to protect me. Then I'll find you, annoy you to the point that you're about to (1/2)
GlimpseOfCrabs
attack me, then I'll release the hounds to eat you. That's how much I envy you for making that glorious pun. +1
Ishouldhavecalledinsicktoday
I don't get why it's even a question. I spotted it first thing when the wood was gone.. I silently prayed it would end with it already open.
eggmuffin
Yup. -1 for that.
TheDeadWillWalkInMyMemes
.
jackyjack
Downvoted for this reason. Which means I never get to see this image again, apparently. I don't need the pain.
theresnofuckingusernamesleft
Made me absolutely loose it, laughing out loud at work.. all my staff looked at me !
ILoveSteam
What did you loosen?
theresnofuckingusernamesleft
Ahh.. yep I see what happened there..
ILoveSteam
Yeah, to lose is with one 'o', not two.
theresnofuckingusernamesleft
Lol I'm not a moron.. it was a typo..
XHavic
I mean, it's pretty obvious it's a gun safe. The weapons are probably in it
AdmiralJohn
Don't worry, guys...
jrau18
TBF, the famous safe WAS actually opened.
LordOfErebus
To reveal a whole lot of dissapointment inside. :(
jrau18
Yeah, but that would've happened either way.
theobod
Link please?
jrau18
/a/ELiFe
ftodd
WHAT'S IN THE BOXXX!?
icantbelievethatsnotbutter
What's in the box today..
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
Frosted Flakes nigga, damn
Okebel
I took her head.
minionsandbananas
NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! .. YOU`RE SO STOPIIIIIID STOOOOPIIIID!!!!!!!!!!
WonkySeaDonkey
ILoveSteam
true
JerryTheCunt
THE SAFE IS NOT UNLOCKED! The handled moves that much then nothing. I put a lot of force on it but it didn't budge
ironmansvibrator
OPEN THE DAMN SAFE! ARGGHHH!
Nottherealslimshadyjusthisbodydouble
OP's name isn't filling me with confidence
MellyBaskelly
But his reputation is 'trusted', so it checks out, right?
spacerocks
OP's name needs more Ds in it
jediprincess
when you bought the house, you got everything in it...call the locksmith
sideboobpuffnstuff
Goddamn it, Larry!
TerriblePokemon
YOU BROKE THE FIRST RULE OF IMGUR! OPEN SAFE, THEN MAKE POST I CANT HANDLE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE DAMN DISSAPOINTMENTS
TheTinyCactus
Dammit, Terry, not again.
twatllama
That is all 7.62x39mm ammo, used in large caliber rifles such as SKS, AK47, etc.
OldYudansha
Why you little shit...
Ewokwithastickgif
I don't give a shit. Get that thing unlocked before posting your shitty album. Jesus fucking christ were you born in a goddamn barn.
HiMyNameIsEllieandILoveTheBrownbolt
We don't post pictures of safes that we didn't open OP. This is why I have trust issues.
Sebbi
Get a locksmith!!!!
vengfish
Please don't say "assault rifle ammo". It makes you look ignorant, which is of course, very different than simply not knowing.
BlackPengu
that is the whole point of a safe. now open it and deliver OP. We can't take this.
lifeinmarveloustimes
JERRY OPEN THE SAFE YOU LAZY CUNT
bendeem
just so you know. unless it was mentioned in the will, all items in that house are yours(if you bought it with the stuff.)
annoyingpest
Especially if he doesn't tell anyone about it.. oh oops.
bendeem
if you buy something "as is" you get anything inside of it.
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
I'm sorry @OP, but I'm downvoting until you deliver a post with the safe opened.
Corsair212
Hey OP! If that's 30-06 ammo in the can will ya sell it to me? If you're close I'll lend you my dremel to get the safe open!
Turbz
A dremel? You'd be there for ages!
Corsair212
Or if he has an air compressor I have a nice tool that would slice it up. But I doubt he has one.
MaxxiDotPad
People understand that the safe is locked. What they're mad about is that you posted this BEFORE finding a way to unlock it.
ArcherMP
Have you tried turning the knob while keeping tension on the handle and see if it catches?
PhilipthePrettyGood
Try the combination (100,000 possibilities). You'll have a working safe and the goods inside. 00-00-00, 00-00-01, 00-00-02, 00-00-03.
abeardedblacksmith
BTW, those rifle round in your hand are .30-06, arguably one of the most popular hunting cartridges in North America. They're not (1/2)
abeardedblacksmith
for any "assault" rifle, which is a misnomer anyway.
AlienPrime
Please open it we are all so excited to see what is inside!
whooshby
Looks like your dog is listening to ghosts.
fulham
OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE GODDAMNIT! YOU FUCKING PANCAKE!
DonTeis195
At first I was just going to comment for updates... then I saw this. Upvoted. Fucking pancake.
jaysong
"you fucking pancake"
technohippy
"you fucking pancake!"
fulham
I'm not the first to use it, but I must say it is very satisfying to use. That's what she said.
FuckingHellCarl
Tokenstr8girl
look Jerry, something happened a while back and I realize you're new here...but never and I mean never post an album or even an image of 1/2
Tokenstr8girl
an unlocked safe....our nerves just cannot handle it
keanukin
Do what any child would do with unopenable things: stick something in the gap and break it open.
bitclicker
Jerry, stop being a cunt
SushiPooper
Op you should contact a locksmith or the imgurian oldswagon, he got front page off opening a safe
Isayoffensivethings
Open it. Buy an agnle grinder, get a locksmith, just open it!
arednecksquirel
GET A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER AND SOME ELBOW GREASE YOU PUSSY
IceCreamYouScream
I would not pound on it. Former owner was into weapons. What if there's something explosive and unstable in the safe? Poof, Darwin Award.
tooRuDe
I am a locksmith and could open it for you if you live near me. I'm in the north east
chaoko99
To be honest, with all that shit I wouldn't be suprised if it was just a block of composition C4 rigged to explode when the thing is opened.
cheebody
That's probably what happened
NotACreeper4345
I'd contact the family. Everything in the house is urs, but the guns are a gray area dependent on local law. Safe might have the guns.
JamBarn
Safe will not have rifles and shotguns, no.
ChancesAreIHateYou
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! MAYBE ITS A MAGIC SAFE!
annoyingpest
Tardis style safe. Bigger inside than outside. Practical.
NotACreeper4345
Yeah, if the guy has this much shit, I'm betting on hand guns.
RiskyScars
Your a giant pussy op . Open the safe . Go ask for a MAN to help you.. also if your father raised you he didn't teach you about guy stuff
DemonDuchess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFoBaTkPgco
Ewokwithastickgif
Oooofta, you sound like a countries worth of insecurity bottled into one tiny penised person.
MissLotus
THIS lol
Corsair212
Or just stating the obvious, a couple afternoons with a dremel and that thing would be open.
Turbz
An angle grinder would be the ideal choice.
Corsair212
But if you don't have tools now, you'd be better off investing in a dremel. So much more versatile
Alastor3
WE HAVE ONE RULE, ONE FUUUCKING RULE
Threewisemen
I'm uncertain how big the safe is still. Bananna?
laboon
to be fair there are a few rules but one big one regarding safes
UrsaUrsa
Yeah, and it's "OPEN THE FUCKING THING ALREADY, JESUS YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES"... right?
CarrionDoll
Here, here! Now get to it.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
No selfies? No (unopened) safies?
TheStoatMcGoats
I feel like this one should get an exception because he can contact the rightful owners.
Ryebread91
What's the rule?
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
He bought the house, he is the rightful owner now
dav3nasty
Bananas for scale?
Kaysmira
Be attractive? oh wait, that's Step 1. Disregard.
QuadrilateralEnix
so which step is "be rich"?
LavaAxe
1st, depending on what you're trying to accomplish.