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Imapurpletoaster
Grapefruit inhibit mostly an enzyme call cyp3a4 which metabolize most of the drugs.....yeah I'm fun at party
koalascanevolvetoo
My mum loves grapefruits and can't eat them anymore because of her bipolar meds... but at least she's not suicidal now so.. silver linings!
ihavabellybutton
#2- I have seen an out of service drop box. It was at a library. It's one of my posts.
derpwagon
Tl/Dr more proof Edison was a cunt.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Didn't prove anything but circumstance and they didn't site any reputable source.
illumidaddy
50 Shades of Frank.
myusernameismyrealname
there are only 2 or 3 shades of grey on the auschwitz prisoner uniforms
illumidaddy
You've done me well,son,
Samoht
If Hell exists, there's a special place there for televangelists.
squeegyfighter
That fact is pretty misleading, the quote is "God will send me home" which could've easily been referring to ending his ministry
PrincipalVaginaHere
"An Apple became lodged in the woman's throat" bitch, how much u love Apple's?
werness42
I think I am more impressed by the sandwich being 8,000 calories
revcleo
Have you ever seen Epic Meal Time?
DerKeksinator
We once made some pizzapockety thing with 12.000 calories. It fed 6Guys and me for an additional day
upscalebox
I feel like these are all fake...
itsbre
I know for sure 4,6,7,8,11,and 19 are all true
HostelRatintheBackWithaPint
I know the Elvis one, Anne frank, Le Prince, success kid, hendricks, and the Hepburn ones are true.
SquirrellyWhirly
Grapefruit is true. My dad can't eat it due to one of the medications he's on.
upscalebox
Okay, fair enough. Shame about the tulip buds though
hellzcat
The Christina Hendricks one is true http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/8/19/enhanced-buzz-1965-1331254685-195.jpg
orixandcrak
+1 for Zappa.
BerwynBrewyn
I'm wondering if there was any "offensive" liner art.
merikikkeli
+1 for You, for +1-ing for Zappa.
ffips
He HATED the PMRC
Yupurineutah
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet.
Yupurineutah
Zappa's statement to the Senate: https://youtu.be/lxB-ZePpS7E
heyhitherehelloyesyou
Fuck televangelists
lhollanda
praise be, praise be
squeegyfighter
You should read more about oral Roberts and all that he did with his life, you might (at least with him) reconsider your statement
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
and what about all the good things hitler did
squeegyfighter
If I may ask, how are Hitler and oral Roberts comparable in this situation
WKBetafiggit
But he blew it all not getting into porn with a name like that
squeegyfighter
Lol though I have a lot of respect for what oral Roberts has done with his life, that comment made me laugh (audibly)
squeegyfighter
And what he actually said was "god would call me home" which may have meant ending his ministry
mingotheflamingo
The Diary of Anne Frank is what prompted my mother to give me "the talk" (many puberty, sexual, etc sections are still in it)
kingbane
More "facts" less cited sources.
highteck9
I want to know more about the planet 45 billion light years away
darxide
At least some of these are factually accurate. But yes, need sources.
JeanClaudeVanDammeWithARainbowColouredAfroAndASackOfCripsyCream
You see, douche bag OP cropped away the link to the site. Kickassfacts.com there are sources for all facts below the picture
TheBritishAreComing
It's what the fish would have wanted.
AnnaNimitee
To be fair, they kind of were dysfunctional morons.
pronacc
And the first few episodes kinda sucked.
Vespy
I wish I was that dysfunctional! They lived, ate and dressed pretty well, had great social lives, and interesting work histories.
cazo
Could they BE any more dysfunctional?
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Everyone is a dysfunctional moron more often that not. We all do really, really stupid things from time to time.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
Yeah, but the Friends crew are terrible people and refuse to learn from their issues.
acunninglinguist
I feel like the only person I know that hates that show.
leechdemon
That show was terrible. Those descriptions were spot-on.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
Nah, I hate it too.
JockoV
I always felt that the leftover jokes that didn't make it in to Seinfeld were given to Friends. Like a homeless charity kind of thing.
jadespider
The only show I hated more was Seinfeld.
acunninglinguist
I love Seinfeld. :/
DocteurToast
building blocks of life? what does that mean? could i have the source?
DerKeksinator
Want that too...
CanadianEngineer
It's very misleading; it's just saying that organic compounds have been found. All that means is there's some C-H bond type stuff going on..
DerKeksinator
Well, they found complex carbonhydrates and stuff, which are needed for life, as we know it. Source--->
DerKeksinator
http://www.eso.org/public/news/eso1513/
DocteurToast
thanks!
Sassmachine
If that People Magazine thing about Friends is true, then I retroactively agree with them.
Vivek13
I just started watching Friends last month and finished it and it's probably the best TV show I've ever seen. So damn good.
RobinWilliamsasFreddyKrueger
People and Time both got it right for once.
Lookatmyballs
Well they were not wrong because that show sucked ass.
Lulabel73
Even if you like friends you have to admit season 1 is pretty rough.
Vivek13
I like season 1. It has a nice goofy feel.
VEEJNAS
To this day I don't understand why this show was so popular
tyrunn
Have you met that generation?
Lookatmyballs
I say that about every show that has a laugh track. I don't need a laugh track to tell me what is funny and what isn't.
icantbelieveijoined
Because it was a show about dysfunctional morons.
Cobaltios
I don't understand how Seinfeld is popular either. Both sides.
Lulabel73
I never understood how "2 and a half men" was popular.
TheBritishAreComing
Because it's funny and relatable.
buttermyarse
Because its easy. It doesn't require you to think as the characters and storylines are predictable and familiar.
Lookatmyballs
Sounds boring as hell. Understandable since it has a laugh track to tell the brain dead morons when they should laugh at the stupid jokes.
buttermyarse
Is it the work of a comic genius? Nope. But its managed to appeal to a mass audience for about 20 years, which should be commended.
Lookatmyballs
Laugh tracks are a security blanket for shitty writers and its and insult to the viewers. Even though friends didn't attract many smart folk
Sassmachine
Beats me, honestly. I don't like Seinfeld either though, so maybe I just hate everything.
HughLaurie
Or maybe you just don't like shows that are nothing but a following around a couple really weird people in the upper-middle class.
CertifiedTintinologist
There's no way Costanza or Kramer or Newman were "upper middle class"
SheaBriar
Seinfeld is so fucking terrible.
suddenlybeagles
Ba-dew, ba-dum-pa pa, do bop-bop, pa dum dum dum-dum, ba-da da da da, PUH, bubba da ba, poom
Lookatmyballs
If a show has a laugh track stay the fuck away.
Sassmachine
Fun fact: Malcom in the Middle almost had a laugh track.
Lookatmyballs
It didn't need it though because its jokes were decent. Laugh tracks are security blankets for shitty writers.
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
I'd love to see a young, goth Christina Hendricks
hellzcat
there you go buddy http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/8/19/enhanced-buzz-1965-1331254685-195.jpg
Lookatmyballs
Thomas Edison was a fucking shit stain.
Dark0001
Grapefruit inhibits an enzyme (cytochrome P450) which is responsible for metabolizing many drugs. Without it, the drugs break down too slow
acunninglinguist
For real though, FUCK Thomas Edison with millions of cactuses that have been marinated in lemon juice and hot sauce.
acunninglinguist
cacti... god dammit.
thewalkinged
A WHOLE APPLE?
SkunkyLightstruck
Thank you! "Like maybe Just take a bite at a time" said her dog probably.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Tulip bulps contains a mix of glycosides and alkaloids and are pretty toxic. So don't start on some kinda Hepburn diet
MsGenericEnough
Amen with this one. Even folk forced, through starvation, to eat them did not necessarily prepare them properly, and passed away.
nacko
There's an accidental mass poisoning in the literature that came about because someone mistook a daffodil bulb for an onion.
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
I want to know more about the Anne Franks Sex Diary.
h0d0r
Me too!
pizzabubble7
The version I read as a teenager had the explicit parts in it...
Frostgreen
Red shoe diaries
Mimsey
Her entire diary is heavily revised and language analysis makes it questionable as to whether she even wrote it. Reads like a mid-aged man.
Vaporjack
Probably as fake as the rest of it.
thatdutchguy
You think her diary is fake?
Vaporjack
Father rewrote and edited it to no end and accidently became rich with this fictional work.
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
You seem very sure of this. Would you mind providing some solid proof, so everybody can learn?
ziccu
It's true, went to anne frank's house in amsterdam, it is clearly stated the father edited these parts out
peoniesinkittylitter
I think I have an edition which has most of her sexual exploration stuff. She wrote a detailed description of her vagina.
Dolphinia
The deleted excerpt that I read later was a description of her vulva. I must look up the description of her vagina, didn't know of that one.
Vegepihvi
Basically the dad sensored her thoughts about how she finds female body to be very erotic. Nothing scandalous really.
PutThatInBarry
IIRC she talked about masturbation and finding girls and boys attractive. Pisses me off that he felt the need to censor it.
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rvleshrac
As a historical account, no, it wasn't OK for him, or anyone else, to modify it in any way. A whole account should be published, or none.
MOTHERFUCKINGSTALIN
Have you seen people in the forties? Talking about sex was taboo, let alone a book describing masturbation in detail
itsbre
We learned this in school. Teefour is right,but it was also so the book would be appropriate for kids and schools to use
TeeFour
(1/2)I recall reading that he said something like "Those parts are for Anne alone." As in he didn't censor it because sex is bad, but
TeeFour
(2/2)because he didn't know if she would want millions of strangers reading her personal thoughts and experiences with masturbation.
PutThatInBarry
That makes sense.
dietderpsy
50 shades of Frank
drdavessardogs
Edison was a Dick - Tesla
sweatykevinbacon
Edison is the reason that the center of the film industry is situated in L.A. in a desert...and not on the east coast
whatismynameagain
(Psst... Topsyyy)
oblivionator
They'll say ooooh Topsy at her aaaautopsy!
Kiwi31415
Wait. Isn't Tesla also dead? I smell a conspiracy!
CityYeti
He did die an early death. Foul play was suspected
SanKa13
Im gonna need a sauce on that cinema thing. Didnt hear about it until today.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Sure he's a bit of a dick, but that #3 seems super circumstantial without evidence.
Fierfly
That sounds like something Edison would say!
VulcanP90
Edison had them both killed. Don't be naive. You know it in your heart to be true.
SkeletorXD
It can not be overstated how big a douche Thomas Edison was. He deserves to go down in history as such.
Sassmachine
Edison was a dick- anyone in the early film industry.
ElPoloDiablo
A damn good businessman though.
darxide
"Edison was a dick." - Everyone
Imghurrr
everyone who knows the real history
thecommenterimgurdeserves
Truly the Steve Jobbs of his time.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Apparently a lot of people in New Jersey take pride in his work being done here... does anyone know how to tie a noose?
nesurame
A lot of people where?
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
New Jersey...
TheLittleBear
Every notice since the oatmeal put up that shitty comic all the hipsters who never even knew who Tesla was are suddenly gay for him?
aromaticfable
I've liked Tesla since the Tesla Armor in Fallout 3. That means I'm not a hipster, right?
TheLittleBear
Exactly.
ShadowNFlame
You liked Tesla before it was cool!
TheLittleBear
When did I say I liked him? Oh thats right I didn't, now shut the fuck up and sit down.
drdavessardogs
My Dad did, he had an electrical background had lots of Tesla articles. Made a repulsion coil and Static generator, etc. My inheritance now
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
#4 The more I learn about Edison, the more it becomes evident he's a complete an utter sociopath.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Going to need some sources on that one
TheLittleBear
all you'll get is an oatmeal comic, it's literally all anyone here knows about him.
drdavessardogs
Here is a little better source: http://www.history.com/topics/inventions/nikola-tesla
drdavessardogs
+1 for the Oatmeal though, he is a funny man, eh?
bunnyfroo
Edison was horrible. Also, relephant: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
Tesla was an inventor, Edison was a businessman.
OatsRock
that last word is usually spelled asshole.
tummigummi
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/05/18/nikola-tesla-wasnt-god-and-thomas-edison-wasnt-the-devil/
tummigummi
more detailed - http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2013/02/oatmeal_comic_about_tesla_and.html (2)
tummigummi
and that's my Edison shilling done for today :P (3)
blackbaron
Edison to all intents and purposes was just a twat, a rich liar, a leech.
illegalacorn
yes, a businessman.
blackbaron
lol'd
SomewhatAsian
Like Trump
LongGreasyDick
I always read them and never believe most of them
RisqueChilliScratch
Some of them I like to look up myself Anne Frank: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-things-that-anne-was-really-frank-about-1359567.html
fistswithyourtoes
I doubted the Louis Le Prince one, but it looks legit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Le_Prince#Suspicious_disappearance
SaintMaceToTheFace
Honestly that is for the best
littlecatdog
The wine one is legit. The guy was supposed to be treating clients but when the bill came they all chipped in.
RisqueChilliScratch
Sauce: http://www.businessinsider.com/new-jersey-man-charged-3750-for-wine-2014-11
nacko
That's a happy ending but would a normal schmoe have any standing to get out of it?
littlecatdog
You'd want to get it at least cost price. The wines would have a massive mark up. Most $40 wines on a wine list retail for about $15!
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
Audrey Hepburn, Anne Frank and Oral Roberts: all verified and true.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Be right back, looking up Christina Hendricks
myusernameismyrealname
i was hoping someone would post pics here, did you find anything?
hellzcat
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/8/19/enhanced-buzz-1965-1331254685-195.jpg
BarnWizard
You're a hero
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Nothing worth noting.
myusernameismyrealname
nah, i wasnt impressed by the pic hellzcat posted above...
twinjet
I would eat HER tulip bulbs. If you know what I am saying. Just like Elvis ate that magical death sandwich.
storebrandproductmascot
How can you eat her tulips if she's pushing up daisies?
CrimsonWilly
Well she's dead, so you better break out the shovel
iatha
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Autocorrekt
So did Life of Pi have a twist?
ThinBoySlim
Plot twist: There was no twist.
kahless01
nah dude was on acid the whole time
myusernameisntfunny
He was the tiger...
Teas
Read the book! :D
RocketPropelledHighFive
It was good to look at. But the who religious/spiritual aspect really turned me off. Far too wishy-washy.
drbabaloo
Yeah, they make you think its gonna be good, and then it isn't
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
The twist was that George Clooney was actually a ghost the whole time.
EnderChekholv
No that's Gravity you're thinking of
LRidge
Yes. SPOILER. The Tiger wasn't real. It was all a metaphor for how this guys killed his mom or something on the boat. Because God exists?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
*stops dry heaving* I'm sorry, -what-?
LRidge
its lame.
LRidge
Seriously. He covered a sad story with a fantastic/impossible one. That's why people believe in God. Its better than the alternative.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
*cynical dry heaving* Ugh. Sorry. Yeah no joke, it's sort of why religion in general was made. To explain shit.
LRidge
its the ol' Sky Cake dodge. It worked!
MrRoybert
Yes, the twistiest. R&H went bankrupt after the movie http://gizmodo.com/life-of-pis-vfx-team-explains-whats-wrong-with-the-in-1531864103
literallymike
That's the reason for the "chroma-key green" a lot of people had as their profile pics. That and Ang Lee's speech...
theyseemerunning
thanks for sharing!
MrRoybert
You bet!
fauxglove
I'd heard. Incredibly sad. I wonder how long the movie industry can keep getting away with treating the SFX departments like shit.
ArdentSlacker
Until there's either an oligopoly, or a union. The tech's cheap, so it's down to artists refusing to do work that won't pay bills.
fauxglove
Oligopoly it is, given the massively over-crowded field of 3d graphics.
MrRoybert
Being in the cg industry, can confirm thats sadly accurate.
ArdentSlacker
that gets tricky. See... coke and pepsi have one on soft drinks. Because there's only the two big ones.
Gawky
i dont undertand the US no Union thing, we have union for EVERYTHING, which through collective bargaining gives some of the highest wages
ScienceLasers
I never understood how Elvis Presley became fat. TIL how.
Veggisaurus
Or died on the toilet.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
He was also constantly unable to take a proper dump. An extra 9 ft of LG intestine. So he was always clogged, and it swelled him up.
NightRush
IIRC it was calculated that he ate around 12k calories per day in the last years. So... yeah, that's how he got fat. And died on the can.
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
Im already fat and I wan that sandwich soo badd with a diet coke cuz im watching my figure
pronacc
About that, where was Elvis that he couldn't find a loaf of bread, PB&J, and some bacon? Did they not have grocery stores back then?
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
I can go buy every thing i need for a pizza and make it, but i still order them once in a while :)
pnumia
i'm not buying that fried peanut butter and banana sandwich either, sounds like a mess from hell.
LiontheBunny
The King doesn't make his own 8,000 calorie sammich. Duh.
Grrrg
You'd think he could pay someone closer, though.
duckduckgooseduck
I didn't know what TIL stood for until now... And I was too afraid to ask.
Felman
If only there was this online web thing that was worldwide and allowed someone who is inquisitive to learn new things
Chainhealer
"TIL what TIL stands for"? ;)
iSoulend
It's still "Tomorrow I'll" right ? !!!
ScienceLasers
No it means today I learned.
area42
Acting!
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
That's what happened when he got an asshole of a manager and addiction for perscription meds.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Me and my mother dislike with a passion! Colonel Tom Parker. Not only for the addiction, but for suggesting Elvis would do better in film>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
than he would in music.. Makes me MAD! And his comeback special, he looked like sex on legs (and i'm a hetero-guy!) in his leather suit.
samsonguy920
Yup. The guy just wanted to make music and get more involved in Hollywood. But his overbearing manager drove him too hard >
samsonguy920
> and stunted Elvis's Hollywood career. Which sucks, cuz Elvis was good on camera and he was getting asked to do some big roles.
gmoney88
"I just ate a whole box of jelly donuts and I still want a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich" - The King
Felman
I don't know why but I read that in his voice and smiled. I love his voice.
Smilinnoir
Try it in Bill Clintons voice
BlazingMantis
They didn't mention that he then had the whole thing deep-fried. Hence the gold in the name.
RogueArt
A PBJ with bacon sounds pretty nice, but deep fried? What the hell was he thinking?
BeeR411
That sounds awful...I wanna try it...
nemephis
That sounds disgusting.
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
It sounds so gross
captainchubGODDAMNIT
but..i mean i would try to eat a small big piece.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Which is why I need one in my mouth right now.