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netutoring
I care more about the absolutely brutal policies his presence as President will enable than I do about how he looks.
sleeperkid
kimwimgoddess
Why don't his pants match his jacket?
notyoubizness
What, only three American flags with gold tassels? Those are rookie numbers!
DrDred
Dude this is Uhmurica you're asking for way too much you commie. We have set the bar so goddamned low. SMH.
DJOldguy
Why are his pants a different color to his jacket? They are not suit pants? They look more like a plastic, is that to help conceal the shit stains if his diaper fails?
polymoth87
Those are puppy training pads
TrilithonStone
What's wrong with him at makes him like that?
TooRexyForMyShirt
How much time do you have?
PaperinoVB
We already have one.
cromstantinople
I was convinced it was photoshop, I should have known though, of course it's real: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-toe-pads-b2470386.html
Ritawho
Wtf
davebeastly
Narcissism's a helluva drug.
khun2
FlintNorth44
Appropriate because of the racism...
dbox
All right let's get an American flag in here... Make it two fla... Three.
BobJones786
Daughter fucker? THIS guy?!?
alcamar
Those shoes have some serious wear in the "lean" section up top. In fact, did it look like they are a few sizes too small?
ConnectToReality
Did they put pads under the balls of his feet to straighten him out?
cuttysark
is he singing something?
Subsound
He's more of a swayer to music
drunkbs
A midi version of ave maria
FTUG
He hasn't lowered the bar for normality, he fucking got rid of it entirely, the bar officially does not exist for the GOP anymore after him and I hope they all burn in whatever hell that they bullshit their audience into believing is real
ADiversPOV
Beautifully and eloquently put, my friend
SirDalud
Yo America, fix yo sh1t, ty. You still have time. Yours truly, rest of the world.
LylaLexie
We’re working on it! Most of us are trying really hard and doing our very best! Though if you don’t hear from us by mid-November, you’ll know something went horribly wrong.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Elections won't change anything though.
FlintNorth44
I'm ashamed that I needed the red circle for this one...
FlintNorth44
Also...look at that fucking painting. People make jokes about his cringe but he really is a fucking loser.
PanNonOpticon
What's with the clown pants?
GraceMcClain
I mean, he IS a clown.
CairoLen
Idgaf if he can stand or not. I give a fuck that he can't be coherent.
khora
Would coherent racism be better?
NickRivieraMD
and, y'know, the evil stuff
egolikeness
It’s worth giving a fuck if it’s a symptom of dementia.
Conz
iirc isn't it some brain disease that causes people to lean forward and thats why he needs those pads
shinagami091
How can someone be a billionaire and not be able to have a matching suit pants and jacket….
rustymccay6
What kind of douche bag has a picture of himself like this. Surprised it’s not nailed to the ceiling above his bed next to the mirror so he can always see himself
flacoloco
is that the painting bought with the kid's cancer money?
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
I think the story is that no one bid on it at his auction, so he bid some high ass number so that he could say it sold for a really high amount. Even though, he was the buyer. He bought, with embezzled cancer kid charity money, his own absurdly stupid, we’re light years beyond satire, piece of shit, oil painting, of himself in tennis gear.
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
thinkybrainpains
Or money for disabled veterans? Or both.
cabalin
To be fair, a lot of those kids were going to die anyway so I’m sure they would want him to have their money. - Republicans
mikeatike
ridureyu
Sebastopol140
WTF are those pants made of?
shigetsu
if im understanding correctly from a twitter post. a low weight (thin) wool from an italian brand. this guy is cool c: https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/1846687626558066725
shigetsu
btw TL;DR of it is heavier fabrics tend too look better, italian brands like to sell on "luxurous" lightweight wools. so either trump bought the marketing or finds this clothing comfortable. and if its the latter as much as i hate the cretin I'm not gonna deny someone the autonomy of a preference in clothing.
if its the former tho. lol
SoraHjort
they're waterproof
BigKat77
Fruit roll ups
ActionJohnnie
Dookie Catcher ™️
MeekrabJones
They look like something straight off of Temu that costs $3 and falls apart before you can even put them on. Apparently imports from China aren't so bad in Donnie's eyes when he owes over a billion dollars. Gotta pinch those pennies while trying to get to where he can put those ill-fitting "suits" on the taxpayer's dime again.
Fishy820
They are 100% nylon it looks like when the color difference
cactuskid1956
Rubber pants so he can poop pee all day long
mutingisforcowardsandsycophants
Something designed to not let shit soak through when the diaper fails to catch it. Damn near looks like a tarp.
RibbleTPibits
Hashbrown123
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
dank69
Yes, the equivalent of wearable rubber sheets.
Notnomis0
Something "water" proof?
DarkSock
SPACE PANTS
MollyInanna
He just was on Hot Ones and seemed really genuine
Copperbrat
Some sort of synthetic toxic waste containment system. Probably makes a crinkling/whistling noise when he walks.
doobiedoobop
He must have messed up the suit trousers
fastjeff
Odor-eaters
GraceMcClain
Recycled circus tents. It's so he feels at home.
nerdsexual
Felon material
secondgoaround
Plastyestubberylon.
daojones75
I don't know what's more hilarious: that he's stepping on pads to obfuscate his hilariously weird forward lean, or that god-damned portrait of himself in the background. Like, holy shit - Narcissus was more humble than this guy.
joshuasplinth
Oh my god…
Hashbrown123
Reminds me of...https://imgur.com/yEqdLWn
FTUG
Don't forget the pants that look like they are made out of some waterproof material for "reasons"
jimicus
I was thinking that. No way in a million years is that wool.
thepriceisrightbitchez
Uggghhh... grrroooossss!
FTUG
GamiCross
He's comparing himself to all those dictators and going 'why isn't this working for MEeeee~!"
TheDoomBear
i legit thought that was Shooter Mcgavin at first
Weeman5447
"I haven't seen so much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself."
CaptnVatka
I didn't notice the pads. Thanks for pointing them out!
DukeDarkwood
I've been saying it for years. He is SO narcissistic, that Narcissus himself looked up from his mirror to say, "Dude, chill." Which is an AMAZING feat for a mythological character, let me tell you.
apollo1983
Zeffico
Exactly what came to my mind!
xj4low
I wonder if that's the painting he bought with his children's charity funds?
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
SoberToast
I'm not sure, as the painting was featured in the apprentice movie which was set while his kids were still young, though in the movie part of his leg was missing and they mentioned it, so assume it was something that happened and happened then
nycterelis
Isn't the forward lean a sign of dimentia?
albester
And of wearing high heels ...
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Frontotemporal dementia specifically:
Santorrr
Not to be confused with trimentia.
Polymathena
Infinitodimentia
Zreen
And spinal deficiency
3rdoption
What are those?
jrmco1
There's so much happening in this picture.... You're going to have to be a little more specific on that question
nevernotsure
4 racoons in a cheap suit.
Dolenmorgul
I work in a facility for people with dementia, I can concur a lot of them walk weird with their upper body leaning forward, in fact one of our residents has it so bad he walks head first into walls some times.
joe6paques
He wears lifts in his shoes that are so high he leans precariously forward. Those risers compensate a bit.
TheCunningLinguists
...or, he has dementia, which can cause a forward lean.
AnonKneeMoose
Both, so he looks like a not-so-smooth criminal.
FlintNorth44
Don't start that dumb shit again...
HearMeFart
Huh?
FlintNorth44
I wasn't talking to you but I did hear you fart...
Revicus
Referring to the "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" shoes meme, I think. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-are-those
Partsx
Dude has the dementia lean, probably uses them to compensate for the lean
koops
1/2 centaur.
MissSiesta
This.
Hukkie
DT basically checks every box on that list.... might not count as 100% conclusive if you ask a doctor but it sure as hell convinces me.
ironymus
What is conclusive for me ARE the pads. No sound human being needs those!